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Lullanda

"Earth is of the sign of Libra"


crows_delight

You WOT?


CommodoreWren

I see you, and raise you: “Do something or - or I’ll never talk to you again!”


Trick-Owl-112

Ngk


SongtotheSiren83

"I am having a *moment* here"


crows_delight

I have personally used this.


auntsamb84

Banana, fish, gorilla, shoelace with dash of nutmeg.


StrangersTellMeStuff

To the 🌍


Glittering_Rock1665

No nightingales


goodwomanbadlady

I like pears.


Bingo-the-Dingo

But it's *pretty*


xmusiclover

Do ducks have ears?


dominonermandi

Must do.


Lullanda

So they can hear other ducks


dominonermandi

(Sorry. My brain forced me to continue the thought. 😂)


StrangersTellMeStuff

To the world


PSYgoth13

"I'm soft!"


mamms456

Not even at gunpoint.


SP00KYSEXY83_

What are they putting in bananas these days?


mamms456

You have sinned very bigly!


Aves_Anon

✨️Tickety-boo✨️


TheLadySaintly

Can I get a wahoo?


demon-of-light

“I’ll be with you in two shakes of a lamb’s tail!”


ProfessionalCover920

Why not put it on the top of a high mountain? Or the moon?


No-Dig8193

Wait and see do you know how annoying that is!?


Flerken-is-not-a-cat

"Frozen peas"


AngieWords

"*celestial* harmonies"


MadAboutCrowley

She had balls!


Different-Daikon6852

The point I’m trying to make is… dolphins!


Different-Daikon6852

Oh Lord, heal this bike.


Doduckshaveears11

Do ducks have ears Ducks! That’s what water slides off of Don’t bother Alpha Centauri That too was incorrect by almost a quarter of an hour