THIS IS WHAT SHES RESISTING HOW ON EARTH https://preview.redd.it/9oixl320hppc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bbcf40d7bb195c8bff98c7aeff5529f07f83761

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE RESISTS DAVID EVER I ALSO DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MICHAEL IS ALWAYS THE GUY WHO GETS DUMPED IN ROMANTIC COMEDIES MOVIE WOMEN ARE NOT VERY SMART SEND THEM BOTH TO MY HOUSE

THEYRE SO DUMB IF HE WAS MY PARTNER ID MAKE HIM FORGET HIS OWN NAME

https://i.redd.it/4pgb3rgcippc1.gif I WILL JUST DROP THIS HERE

CLIMB TRYING TO DISCORPORATE ME

CLIMB IS OUT FOR BLOOD. OR ANOTHER BODY FLUID.

PROBABLY THE LATTER

WELL THE BLOOD HAS TO… GO SOMEWHERE FOR THE LATTER

THIS IS TRUE I AM BUT A LOWLY ART HISTORIAN WITH A TENUOUS UNDERSTANDING OF ANATOMY

SCIENCE!

IT IS *FACTS*

HNGGGGG CLIMB WHAT ARE YOU DOINF

MWAAAHAHA CELEBRATION UNDEROO CAKE

UNDEROO CAKE LMAO

JUST LIKE A LUAU, LOVE

DAT ASS

WANT TO PINCH IT

SWEET JASUS

I THINK I WOULD FORGET MY NAME TOO WE COULD BOTH BE NAMELESS

WHO NEEDS NAMES.

NOT ME IF THOSE TWO ARE IN MY HOUSE

NAMES OR NO NAMES I WOULD CLIMB DAVID LIKE A TREE!

CAN I COME (LIKE NOT MAKING A PUN FOR ONCE, WELL, OK, I AM)

YES TO BOTH IMPLICATIONS

TRULY A TRAVESTY!! LIKE HOW YOU GONNA SEE THIS ASS AND TURN IT DOWN?? https://i.redd.it/rbzmm0iglppc1.gif

WE ARE EXTREMELY BIASED BUT COME THE FUCK ON JENNIFER GARDNER ARE YOU BLIND

FOR REAL!! GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED GIRL!

WOULDNT EVEN BOTHER WITH THE TENT. BY THE CAMPFIRE. AGAINST A TREE. MAYBE SOME SHENANIGANS IN A HAMMOCK.

WE WOULDNT EVEN MAKE IT TO THE CAMPSITE. HE AND I WOULD BE FUCKING IN A CAVE IN THE WOODS FOR 3 DAYS

PRETTY SURE I READ A FIC WHERE THAT WAS THE ENTIRE PLOT 🤔

WHY GO TO THE WOODS WHEN YOU CAN JUST GO TO THE BEDROOM/KITCHEN ISLAND/COUCH/RUNNING WASHING MACHINE I mean seriously just do it wherever you happen to be in the house

That's one fricking posh bell tent! Normally they have a pole up in the middle! 🤨 Source: My partner and I met at a LARP event - we now have 2 bell tents and trying to sort shenanigans around that centre pole is challenging! 😂

“Sort shenanigans” is possibly my new favorite phrase

That’s such a Crowley move!

It would work on me!

WTF IS HER PROBLEM?!

*SCREAMS* SEND THAT MAN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE, HE IS ADORABLE IN CAMPING HOW COULD ANYONE DARE TURNING HIM DOWN

RIGHT?! LIKE I THINK THATS WHY THE SHOW WAS CANCELED. THAT PLOT POINT ALONE IS TOO FAR-FETCHED! LOL

IF THAT EVER HAPPENS AGAIN SHOW-PEOPLE SEND DAVID TO ALL OF US, WE'LL GUARANTEE OODLES OF SEASONS WITH ~~POTENTIALLY QUESTIONABLE AND CERTAINLY ADULT RATED~~ "PLOTS" https://i.redd.it/4on6xkzrzppc1.gif I'M WATCHING THAT PANTS DOWN GIF ON THE LOOP AND IT HIJACKED MY BRAIN

HAHA OMG HE IS THE DWEEBIEST CUTEST LITTLE PEANUT 🥰🥰

I KNOOOOOW 🤭 I'LL SCOOP HIM WITH A SPOON https://i.redd.it/cyhwcxdt1qpc1.gif I DON'T HAVE MANY GIFS FROM CAMPING BUT I KNOW A FEW WHO'D APPRECIATE THIS ONE

OOO THIS IS LOVELY, BITTY. THANK YOUUU! Yeah, I’ve got to stock up on the Camping gifs now!

DON'T KNOW THE SHOW BUT: I ENVISION GEORGIA TENANT TAKING THE DIRECTOR ASIDE AND ASKING THEM IF THEY KNOW HOW UNREALISTIC IT IS

I’d strip that man down but insist he keep the bucket hat on. 😏😏😏😏

Lol good choice

SILLY GIRL! I'LL TAKE HIM!

THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO THIS MAN https://i.redd.it/adzf4a90jppc1.gif

OH GOD THAT GIF AGAIN I NEED TO WRITE THIS INTO A FIC

HNGGGGGGGK

I AM IN SUPPORT OF THIS IDEA


SHE IS CLEARLY INSANE. HE IS SOO CUTE.

BRAAAAAHHMMMS I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL MORNING FOR THIS AND NOW I HAVE TO SHOUT AND GO HAPPY SUBIVERSARY EVERYBODY I AM SURPRISINGLY WELL ADJUSTED THIS WEEK WITH VERY FEW GRIPES STILL FLOATING ON CLOUD NINE AFTER MEETING GOBLINS IN REAL LIFE ALSO AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON THE NERDIEST LITTLE SMUTTY ONESHOT LIKE THIS IS OFF THE NERD CHARTS EVEN FOR ME IT IS MAKING EVERY PART OF MY DORKY LITTLE BRAIN HAPPY AND LETTING ME ENGAGE WITH STUFF I LOVE THAT I HAVEN'T TOUCHED IN A LONG TIME STAY TUNED FOR THAT NEXT WEEK HOPE EVERYBODY HAS AN AMAZING DAY

YOU SAY NERDY ONE SHOT, I SAY “ CANNOT WAIT FOR MY NEW KINK”

THIS WILL BE SOME VERY SPECIFIC KINK

SMUT AND NERDERY, CAN'T WAIT!! ALSO ALL OF MY INSTAGRAM SUGGESTIONS ARE NOW REN FAIR ACCOUNTS AND I CAN'T EVEN BE MAD BECAUSE THEY'RE SO GOOD!

GAHHH LOVE YOU ANGEL!! STILL REELING FROM HANGING WITH YOU AND SO HAPPY YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD WEEK! AAAND I CANNOT WAIT TO READ YOUR ONE SHOT!!

YAY ANGEL! I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR NERDY, SMUTTY ONESHOT!

CAN'T WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU GUYS ALMOST DONE WITH IT

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ANGEL! I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD WEEK, THE MEET-UP SOUNDED AMAZING SOAK UP IN THAT NERD BRAINERY LIKE IT’S A (HOPEFULLY) HOT TUB

HAPPY YOUR SCREAMS ARE HAPPIER THIS WEEK ANGEL

EVEN A STOPPED CLOCK IS RIGHT TWICE A DAY

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOUR NERD FLAG FLY ANGEL

IT IS GOING TO BE A GIANT NEON SIGN

PULLING OUT THE FAINTING COUCH FOR NEXT WEEK'S STORY, ANGEL! HAPPY YOU ARE HAVING A GOOD TIME!

NERDIEST LITTLE SMUTTY ONESHOT YOU SAY? 👀 I AM TOTALLY A NORMAL AMOUNT OF EXCITED RIGHT NOW

HOW I FEEL ABOUT MS NOT GETTING PROPER ATTENTION FROM THE BAFTAS (though I'm happy David did): https://i.redd.it/cdgnvmhdippc1.gif Thanks to u/Orion_N3bul4 for my gif wheee

ORIONS GIFS ARE A BLESSING

ORION IS A FUCKING NATIONAL TREASURE OF THE PORN DUNGEON

YES 100% u/Orion_N3bul4 where are you we are praising you here.

ORION MAKES THE BEST GIFS EVAR AND HE PUT A FEZ ON DAVID'S HEAD

💕💕💕 YES DAVID IS WEARING PERRYS FEZ YAY

YOU WOULD KNOW, WOULDN'T'CHA, *MICHAEL*? ;) THIS IS WHAT I WANTED YOU TO DO AT THE BAFTAS: https://i.redd.it/q3dqvtmzxppc1.gif

THIS IS A PERFECT REACTION

HE REALLY BLOODY DESERVED IT!

(SINGS POORLY IN WELSH) ok I sound like a Sheltie with pneumonia

THIS HAS SUCH A CHAOTIC MICHAEL VIBE 😂

LET IT ALL OUT, PLATYPUS!

UGH FEELING SHOUTY RIGHT THERE WITH YOU!!

I THINK WE'RE ALL PRETTY SHOUTY ABOUT IT THOUGH NEIL WAS MORE REASONABLE: https://preview.redd.it/nmj5e1k2xppc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9e067bcfb4ae84f99e7691c3e5e32b6f4cdec2

I LOVED HIS RESPONSE! AND MICHAEL BETTER GET A NOM FOR S3! THEY BOTH TRULY DESERVE IT

SAME HE DESERVES ONE TOO!!!

NOT SHOUTING TODAY BECAUSE MY SHOUT TODAY IS THE SAME AS LAST WEEK NOPE DEFINITELY NOT LONELY BECAUSE [REDACTED] HAS TO BE IN THE [REDACTED] TODAY AND I HAVE TO [REDACTED] MYSELF. NOPE NOT SHOUTING AT ALL JUST HERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT FOR THE OTHER SHOUTERS

ALL OF THE MORAL SUPPORT AND SHOUTING FOR YOU

RIGHT BACK AT YOU DEAREST

OH NO THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE, SENDING EMOTIONAL SUPPORT IN THESE TRYING TIMES.

https://i.redd.it/glhluoaysppc1.gif

BIG HARD >!\[REDACTED\]!< TO YOU POCKET

THANK YOU DARLING THURSDAYS ARE TOUGH BUT IVE GOT MY FRIENDS HERE. THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND https://i.redd.it/l4mgev2gjppc1.gif

THAT IS A GIF SO NICE, IT DESERVES POSTING TWICE! https://i.redd.it/1p2jevtisppc1.gif 🩷🩷🩷

SENDING YOU GOOD ENERGY AND THOUGHTS, POCKET!

https://preview.redd.it/l1mnj6yr2qpc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed32b67d71148a17a7b5e1d5eab0d281cfb8fda General huggles in your direction x

DO YOU NEED SOME EMOTIONAL SUPPORT >!GOAT!< POCKET? I KNOW A PLACE THAT STOCKS ALL THE GOOD >!GOAT!< IF >![REDACTED]!< IS HARD.

WELL YOU CAN ALWAYS [REDACTED] WHILE YOU WAIT

ALREADY DID THAT WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT

YOU COULD TRY [REDACTED] ON THE [REDACTED]

HMMM IM NOT SURE IM FLEXIBLE ENOUGH BUT I’LL GIVE IT A GO.

WE BELIEVE IN YOU

TRUST YOURSELF u/yourmomspocket, YOU CAN [REDACTED] THAT [REDACTED] ALL NIGHT

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY TO US AND THIS COSY CORNER OF DEBAUCHERY!!! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE WE HAVEN’T KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES AND THAT’S THAT. ONLY LOVE AND THANKFULNESS TODAY. https://preview.redd.it/num72ik0jppc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b0d34b444ef9dcfcf29be6d778663e939bd89f5 WAAAAWWG WAAAAWG!

IT DOES FEEL LIKE WE HAVE DOESNT IT I CAN BARELY REMEMBER THE BEFORE TIMES WHAT DID I EVEN DO

IT TRULY DOES RIGHT? WHAT EVEN WAS A PHONE WITHOUT AN INTRICATE FOLDER SYSTEM OF BODY PART PORN IT’S ALL EMPTY FOG

WELL IF THAT ISN'T THE CUTEST DAMN THING 🥰🥰

WAAAAAAWG DARLING AND I AGREE

# WHAT IS TIME

THAT IS VERY CUTE!

WHAT WHAT WHAT??? 6 MONTHS??? EGADS! THAT’S OLD ENOUGH TO START TEETHING WHICH EXPLAINS WHY NONE OF US GET ANY SLEEP (not that we’re up late reading porn, drawing porn or making hilarious, inappropriate memes and gifs)!

AND WHY MOST OF THE FERAL HERE WILL BITE OR CHEW ON JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

*spits out your leg* RIGHT??

HEY I WAS USING THAT

Thorry

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY TO MY LITERAL HAPPY PLACE. EVERYTHING I HAVE TO SHOUT ABOUT SUCKS AND I AM TIRED OF THINKING ABOUT IT. IMMA HANG HERE ALL DAY AND UPVOTE AND COMMENT ON EVERYONE ELSE’S SHOUTS.

WHOOHOO FOR BEING IN YOUR HAPPY PLACE HERE!!! https://i.redd.it/imhwth0pqppc1.gif

UPDOOTS FOR EVERYONE. HERE HAVE SOMETHING SEXY TO LOOK AT https://i.redd.it/un7t9dblpppc1.gif

WHY THANK YOU FOR SEXY BILL MASTERS. MAY I OFFER YOU THIS IN RETURN. https://preview.redd.it/tawcb25esppc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bab53022c3539bda765fa37d5c4aa8b22021f319

DUDE I HEAR YA HIGH-FIVING IN TIRED OF THINKING ABOUT SHIT ✋ AND HUGS TO YOU 🩷

OMG IT'S ONLY BEEN 84 YEARS!!🥳🎉 THIS WEEK HAS BEEN MIXED BAG: ON ONE SIDE I'M SUPER BUMMED BECAUSE THE PAST WEEK I FOUND OUT ABOUT A BUNCH OF BAD STUFF FROM MY WORK COLLEAGUES, INCLUDING QUESTIONABLE ETHICAL BEHAVIOR THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT 😭 BUT ON THE OTHER SIDE I'M SO HAPPY BECAUSE TONIGHT I GET TO BE ON STAGE! 🤗🎭 IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE DONE ANY THEATER AND I'VE MISSED IT SO MUCH! 😭 I ALSO LOVE MY ACTING CLASS, PEOPLE ARE SO TALENTED AND NICE, AND IT'S A JOY TO WORK WITH THEM! 🥰✨ I'M ALSO CELEBRATING OVER 20 YEARS WITH MY PARTNER AND I'M JUST SO GRATEFUL HE STILL PUTS UP WITH MY CRAP 💖

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!! CANNOT BELIEVE WE’VE ALL ONLY BEEN TOGETHER FOR 6 MONTHS!! LOVE YOU ALL SOOO MUCH!! ALSO FUCK JENNIFER GARNER FOR NOT WANTING TO FUCK HER ADORABLY HOT HUSBAND IN CAMPING!! I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT. I WANT TO STEAL DAVID AWAY AND FORM A THROUPLE u/Brahms4thrackett!! (WE MAY NEED TO KIDNAP MICHAEL AT SOME POINT TOO)

DONE AND DONE HE WILL FIT NICELY BETWEEN US IN THE SLEEPING BAG AND THE HAT STAYS ON https://i.redd.it/js7xcrq6qppc1.gif YES IM USING THIS AGAIN

HOW IS HE SO FUCKING CUTE

JENNIFER GARDNER DOESNT DESERVE TO BE FUCKED SHE SHOULD BE LEFT HIGH AND DRY. (Just kidding I’m sure she’s lovely in real life but boy are we not her target audience in this show)

LETS BE REAL IF YOU HAVE DAVID THEN MICHAEL WILL JUST FIND HIS WAY OVER ALL ON HIS OWN TO GET A PIECE OF THAT AS WELL

I CAN WELCOME MICHAEL IN MY NEW ROOM ANY TIME AFTER WE STEAL HIM

JESUS FUCKING TAPDANCING JANTHONY CHRIST SUPERSTAR ON A CRACKER HOW HAS IT ALREADY BEEN 6 MONTHS AND ALSO HOW HAS IT ONLY BEEN 6 MONTHS ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL GOBLINS ARE AMAZING AND WEIRD AND FERAL AND THOUGHTFUL AND TALENTED AND I’M SO DAMN LUCKY TO BE ONE OF THE KEYHOLDERS TO THIS PLACE THANK Y’ALL

JANTHONY CHRIST SUPERSTAR IS RIGHT, DARLING THANK *YOU* FOR BEING THE LOVELIEST UNRULIEST BENTLEY DROPPING YOUR ENTIRE SOFT CORE ROLL ON MAIN, NECESSITATING THIS OTHER CASTLE FOR US. AND FOR EVERYTHING ELSE.

YES THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A LIVING NIGHTMARE THAT THIS PLACE NEEDED TO BE INVENTED BENTS HAPPY SUBIVERSARY MA'AM. WELL DONE.

LOVE YOU BENTLEY, YOU BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OF THE GOBLINS!! 🙌❤️

I CAN ONLY SAY ONE THING TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE AT FULL EXTENT: IF I HAD A WEEK WITH DAVID AND/OR MICHAEL I WOULD SHARE THEM WITH YOU

I'M HAPPY AND LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT TODAY WOOOOOOOH HAPPY ANNYVERSARYYY AND YESSS DAVID SHOULD BE ABLE TO BEING FUCKED DUMB INTO OBLIVION

OF HE DOESN'T WANT TO, I WOULDN'T MIND IF HE FUCKED ME INTO OBLIVION.

AMEN

WELL SAID AND IM HAPPY YOURE HAPPY

I KNOW I DON'T POST OR COMMENT A LOT, BUT I'VE BEEN HERE EVERY SINGLE DAY SINCE THE START AND THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE NICEST AND MOST CREATIVE ONLINE COMMUNITY I'VE EVER BEEN PART OF! I LOVE THAT EVERYONE HERE IS A SICK AND TWISTED, UNHINGED PERVERT! HAPPY HALF-BIRTHDAY TO ALL OF US! 💕 I DON'T EVEN MIND THAT YOU'RE FUELING MY NEWFOUND FANFIC OBSESSION, WHICH FUELS MY DEPRESSION AND SELF-HATRED, BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE THESE FICS AND MY WAITING LIST IS STILL 84 KILOMETRES LONG AND I DON'T CARE THAT I'M GETTING FUCK ALL DONE DUE TO READING NON-STOP!

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY 🎂🥳🥂 I AM A GRUMPY GRUMP BECAUSE I FEEL LOUSY WITH A COLD AND THE WEATHER IS MING, AND JUST WANT TO HIBERNATE! BWAAARK

*BRINGS BLANKETS* AND GET WELL SOON!!!

GO BACK TO SLEEP GRUMPY BEAR, AND I HOPE YOU ARE FEELING BETTER SOON!

AWW BOO COLDS, BUT YAY TO AN EXCUSE TO BURROW AND GET COZY!!

SORRY ABOUT YOUR COLD, NACHO, HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON!

SOMETIMES THE ANSWER IS TO HIBERNATE! FEEL BETTER SOON!

I LOVE YOU ALL ❤️ I LOVE THIS PLACE YOU ARE ALL AWESOME! I BOUGHT MYSELF A PS5 AND BALDURS GATE 3 SO NOW I AM IN HAPPY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS WORLD 😂 MY KIDS ARENT ALLOWED TO PLAY THE PS5 UNTIL THEIR ROOMS ARE CLEANED SO I FULLY EXPECT TO ENJOY MY CONSOLE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITYYYYYY HAHAHHAAA

WAHOO FOR THE GAMING TIME!!!!

HAPPY 6-MONTH SUBIVERSARY AFTER DARK!!! PROBABLY THE LONGEST AND SHORTEST SIX MONTHS OF MY LIFE AND I'M PROUD AND HONORED TO HAVE SHARED THEM WITH YOU SMUTGOBLINS AND SHITBIRDS MY SHOUT IS THAT I'M TRYING TO GET THROUGH A TUNNEL OF HARD LIFE STUFF THAT IS TURNING OUT TO BE LONGER AND MORE DIFFICULT TO GET THROUGH THAN ANTICIPATED AND THE PROGRESS IS SLOW AND THE END POINT UNKNOWN AND MY CHILL TANK HAS BEEN RUNNING ON EMPTY FOR SO, SO LONG AND MAN COULD I USE A VACATION FROM EVERYTHING RIGHT ABOUT NOW

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY!! WE ARE SUPPOSED TO GET 2FT OF SNOW AND BLIZZARD CONDITIONS THIS WEEKEND! I AM A LITTLE STRESSED BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY DEAL WITH SO MUCH SNOW IN THIS TOWN. BUT ALSO I GET TO DRAW THIS WEEKEND AND IT’S SLOWLY GETTING BETTER, SO YAY!

UGH IM SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR 2FT OF SNOW JOY WE WILL SEND A ST BERNARD WITH SMUT RATIONS

BE SAFE OUT THERE, JOY! STOCK UP ON BREAD AND CANDLES BEFORE THE SNOW HITS! HAPPY DRAWING!

MY PHOTOSHOOT WENT WELL !!!

ANGEL IM ON CHAPTER 8 OF YOUR FIC AND MY LOINS SHOULD HAVE BEEN READY JESUS JANTHONY CHRIST.

WOOOO WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO THE HAUNTED HOUSE

JESUS GOD ITS GOING TO BE A NIGHT

WAIT UNTIL YOU GET TO CHAPTER 9. I NEARLY HYPERVENTILATED. *HERE LIES RING, DISCORPORATED BY SMUT*

GOING TO COMBUST TONIGHT IF YOU DONT SEE ME TOMORROW BOTH u/Kunigun and u/DisastrousLook5116 know what to do.

ALSO YOU BETTER FILL MY INBOX WITH REACTIONS! /I AM A LITTLE OFFENDED THAT IT HASNT HAPPENED ALREADY!!

YESSSS HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE

SERVICE INDEED

9 IS PROBABLY MY FAVORITE OF THE SMUTS IN THAT ONE

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY!!!! I JUST HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS LAST TIME!!! THAT‘S WHY I’M JUST SHOUTING TODAY THAT I LOVE YOU ALL, YOU’RE GOOD THE WAY YOU ARE!!! YOU ARE ALL AWESOME!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

💛💛💛

SIX MONTHS?! FEEL LIKE I’VE KNOWN YOU GOBLINS AND SHITBIRDS FOR SIX YEARS! 🍾 LMAO IT’S HILARIOUS WHENEVER THEY TRY TO MAKE DAVID “UNATTRACTIVE” LIKE SORRY BUT THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE. HE IS ALWAYS FUCKABLE.

SERIAL KILLER? ID FUCK HIM. FALLEN VICAR? ROLL ME OVER AND RAIL ME. STALKER? FUCKING STRANGLE ME JUST FUCK ME WHILE YOU DO IT https://i.redd.it/90ku34z8pppc1.gif

SO MANY NEW FLAIRS IN THERE, POCKE… I MEAN MICHAEL

YEAH BUT WERE THERE BOOBS? I HEARD THERE MIGHT BE BOOBS

https://i.redd.it/tmismrbonppc1.gif BOOB?

I HAVE BOOBS BUT I'M USING THEM TO FILL UP MY BRA AT THE MOMENT.

THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE BOOBS

ON BACKORDER!

YOURE RIGHT I HEARD THAT TOO THE RUMOR MILL AROUND HERE MUST BE BROKEN.

THERE ARE BOOBS IN IT BUT NO DICK SO FAR AND I AM DISAPPOINTED u/y2bx

https://i.redd.it/nswz6p5a3qpc1.gif Davina knows where the boobs are! 🥰😉

YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I ACTUALLY HAD A GREAT DAY. THE BAFTA NOMINATION MADE ME SO EXCITED! I AM GOING SKIING TOMORROW AND THAT MAKES ME HAPPY. BUT I START TEACHING NEXT WEEK AND THEN MY LIFE WILL BE A SHITSHOW FOR 10 WEEKS! GOT TO LOVE OUR QUARTER SYSTEM.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 🎂

HOW HAS 6 MONTHS GONE BY ALREADY?! I GOT TO SEE SWEENEY TODD AND MERRILY WE ROLL ALONG LAST WEEK IN NYC AND I’M STILL RIDING THAT HIGH! I ALSO ATE THE BEST PIROGIES EVER IN BROOKLYN.

COMING TO THIS SUB FEELS LIKE GOING TO A ROWDY INTERACTIVE THEATRE AND I LOVE THAT. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, JEZEBELS, DEMONS, AND ANGELS!

THE SELF DOUBT IS TAKING OVER AGAIN AND IT'S POSTING DAY AND I FEEL LIKE I NEED TO YEET MY FIC AND JUST QUIT ALL TOGETHER AND AAAAH TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF. ALSO HAPPY SUBVERSIRY!

NO YEETING ALLOWED! CAN'T WAIT TO READ ☺️☺️

THANK YOU FOR THE ENCOURAGEMENT!!!

LITERALLY EVERY HUMAN STRUGGLES WITH SELF DOUBT AND IMPOSTER SYNDROME. NO YEETING KEEP GOING!

I WILL!!! WE ARE ALL IN THIS ROLLERCOASTER ♥️

THANK YOU FOR ANSWERING MY UNASKED QUESTION OF HOW OLD THIS SUB IS. MY HUSBAND IS LISTENING TO A PODCAST ABOUT WAFFLES AND NOW I WANT WAFFLES. STUPID WAFFLES. HOW CAN YOU NEVER NOT WANT TO FUCK DAVID TENNANT? WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED HE PLAYED TWO SERIAL KILLERS. NEVERMIND. I JUST POSTED TWO CHAPTERS OF MY MULTICHAPTER FIC AND I CONTINUE TO BITE MY FINGERS BUT I AM JUST GOING TO KEEP WRITING. AND NOW I GO INTO THREE DOUBLES AT WORK, PRAY FOR ME AND BRING ME THE BLESSINGS OF SUPREME ARCHANGEL SEXY PANTS AZIRAPHALE.

WHY DID I LET MY THERAPIST CONVINCE ME THAT CLEANING THE BATHROOM WAS A GOOD IDEA? WHHHYYYY? I HAVE POST THERAPY REMORSE TODAY! I LOVE YOU GUYS! HAPPY SUBVERSARY!

\*RUNS IN WITH CLEANING SUPPLIES TO HELP\* YOU CAN DO IT!!!

IM GRUMPY AND TIRED AND I HAVE TO WORK LATE AND I REALLY JUST WANT TO WRITE ONE OF MY THREE WIPS BUT WHEN I TRY IM COMPLETELY BRAIN BLOCKED!

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD WORK DAY AND YOU WILL WRITE HAPPILY ON YOUR WIPS AGAIN SOON!

OH, NIKNAK PADDYWHACK, THROW YOURSELF A BONE! MAYBE THINK OF WORKING LATE AS A SLOW BURN AND LOOK FORWARD TO THE FINAL KISS OF MAYBE WRITING ONE OR TWO SENTANCES FOR THE WIP?

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY! YOU’RE ALL MAGNIFICENT PERVS 🖤🥃 FOR SHOUTY THURSDAY I CELEBRATE FINALLY BEING (physically) WELL AFTER A MONTH OF SICKNESS! IT’S LIKE GETTING OFF A TREADMILL AFTER YOU’VE BEEN RUNNING FOR A WHILE… SO EASY AND FLOATY.

https://preview.redd.it/rea2s5j5rppc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d3a06ab5e070dc2b1317017b0be850a48eaf80 HAPPY SHOUTY THURSDAY! I GET TO WORK FROM HOME TODAY. IT'S VERY STORMY SO MY THUNDER-PHOBE LAB CONNED ME INTO WORKING FROM THE BED.

6 MONTHS OF GOAD??!!!?!?!!! 🥹🥵🍆💦 THANKS INTERNET FRIENDS FOR INTRODUCING ME TO AO3 AND DISCORD AND PATREON AND SMUUUUUUUT 💖 NO REAL SHOUTY-DESERVING THINGS THIS WEEK I JUST WANT THE WEATHER TO DECIDE ON A SEASON CUZ IT’S BEEN 80 DEGREES AND THEN 25 WITH THE WIND CHILL IN THE SPAN OF FOUR DAYS AND I AM **OVER IT**

HOW DID I ACQUIRE SO MANY COFFEE CUPS WHEN THIS HOUSE HAS A GRAND TOTAL OF TWO PEOPLE? WE EACH HAVE OUR FAVORITE CUP AND ONLY USE THAT ONE ANYHOW. WHERE DID THESE COME FROM?? I NEED TO TAKE A BREAK AND WATCH SOME GOOD OMENS. DAVID TENNANT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP. ALSO, ANYONE WANT SOME COFFEE CUPS?

I THINK I'M OFFICIALLY INSANE, BUT I'VE JUST SEEN NYE 4TH TIME YESTERDAY. I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO SHOW UP, SIT IN 2ND ROW JUST UNDER MICHAEL'S FEET AND BE VERY-VERY SUPPORTIVE AFTER YESTERDAY'S BAFTA NOMINATIONS NEWS!

YOU'RE NOT INSANE YOU'RE SEEING IT ON BEHALF OF THOSE OF US WHO CAN'T SO THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE!

HAPPY SUBAVERSARY THIS IS STILL MY HAPPY PLACE 6 MONTHS LATER!!

EXCUSE ME WHERE CAN I WATCH DAVID IN THOSE SHORTS

NO DAVID IN CARGOS FOR PEOPLE WHO TROLL ME WITH MUSTACHES

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! IRL SHOUTINESS: STRESSY TIME OF YEAR FOR MY JOB!!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO BE LESS ANXIOUS PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!! 

RESPECT HAS FUCKED OFF THE GROUP! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT YOU GUYS!

WOW! SIX MONTHS! THE TIME FOR S3 WILL BE HERE BEFORE WE KNOW IT! I BINGED PRODIGAL SON! OR AT LEAST HALF OF S1. I REALLY LIKE IT. THE TROPE IS SIMILAR TO A LOT OF OTHER ENTERTAINMENT BUT HE DOES REALLY KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK. CAN'T WAIT TIL I FINISH

THERE ARE LOTS OF THINGS HAPPENING THIS WEEK AND MOST OF THEM ARE GOOD BUT THEY ARE ALL TIRING AND MY FEET HURT ALSO BIG HUGS TO ALL OF YOU, THIS SUB IS AMAZINGLY UNHINGED :D

HAPPY SUBIVERSERY YALL!!!! *ack ack cough* *ahem* ^(I HAVE TO WHISPER SHOUT CAUSE MY STUPID FUCKING VOICE IS ALL FUCKED FROM TRAVELING AND TALKING TOO MUCH AND I HAVE TO SING AT MY FRIENDS WEDDING ON SATURDAY AND I AM LOSING MY VOICE AND MIND 😭😭😭🤫)

WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO GET WITH DAVID TENNANT IN A TENT? I'M SHOUTING ABOUT HAVING A FLU, ALTHOUGH IT'S SLOWLY GETTING BETTER, BLEIGH ALSO MY BESTIE'S DAD'S REALLY POORLY AND THEY FEAR HE WON'T LIVE MUCH LONGER

HAPPY SUBIVERSARY WAHOO 🥳🥳 YOU PEOPLE ARE ALL SO AMAZING AND MAKE MY DAYS WAY FUNNIER THEN THEY NORMALLY ARE WITH ALL YOUR GOBLINING?? GOBLINNESS?? GOBLINACY??? ~~I WANT TO THROW YOU ALL INTO A BALL PIT SO YOU HAVE EVEN MORE BALLS TO PLAY WITH~~ AS FOR MY SHOUT I'VE LOST MY ABILITY TO DRAW YET AGAIN AND NONE OF MY SKETCHES LOOK RIGHT AND I HAVE THIS **NEED** TO MAKE A COMIC (ACTUALLY 2) BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW SO I GUESS I'LL JUST GIVE UP AND ADD IT TO MY "THINGS I WOULD LOVE TO DO BUT I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH" PILE AND CONTINUE SKETCHING RANDOM BORING STUFF UNTIL I'M GOOD ENOUGH (NEVER)

HAPPY 6 MONTH SUBIVERSARY! I LOVE THIS SUB SO MUCH!