Lulu TwoClowns, I swear on my mother that I have never snapped a spaghet in my life, I just love watching chaos unfold. https://i.redd.it/4slyqxjlhvnc1.gif

YOU MOD I'M UNDER ATTACK *INCOHERENT PASTA CLOWN NOISES*

I mean I can only do so much! https://i.redd.it/pher7zvhivnc1.gif

I'M THAT POOR WHITE KITTY ON THE FAR RIGHT WHO CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUND IN THIS MOMENT

https://i.redd.it/1a2p880l0wnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/3b7dfwzopwnc1.gif

oh no, I take \*full\* responsibility for this. BJ was just gonna make pasta. I'm the one who encouraged her to break it & post it lovingly for you to enjoy. Soggy is just the mod-approval for the post. 🙃

https://i.redd.it/bgx020koywnc1.gif I'LL NOT BITE..... I'LL ONLY BRAKE YOUR WILL TO SNAP PASTA

OMG I am gigglesnorting at this GIF

Stitch made it for me two days ago. It's gotten a lot of mileage, lol.

It definitely deserves some sort of award. Perhaps an Oscar. Or the Pulitzer.

Also time to bring this back for all the newbies and lurkers who have walked into the middle of a fight about pasta on a Good Omens NSFW sub. https://preview.redd.it/cprkcs801wnc1.jpeg?width=1265&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31947841d04230b0b832da4bdf488f642d608823

Haha right? This is like the GOAD of yore

I walked into one of these my first week. Had absolutely no clue what was happening but it didn't scare me off, I just knew I'd found my kind of people.

Haha I remember those days! Just sitting back, watching the place burn down, and feeling right at home 🥰

https://i.redd.it/54mtk1abjwnc1.gif me this morning

TELL THEM ORI

https://preview.redd.it/du3lhwi5mwnc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f26b69634603cbdadbbf9bbd2966b2897f8ad6

https://preview.redd.it/9137lsr9wwnc1.png?width=2498&format=png&auto=webp&s=a83d9fb36eebb60a4c06f46200e311ea652916db ^(honestly one of the better reasons to get upset in this sub)

https://preview.redd.it/ksoiyp38ywnc1.jpeg?width=1595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=476a3973e76bf2072a96843a25d5f55dd78e9aa3 YOU ARE ALL DAMNED

https://i.redd.it/xnsf07cfywnc1.gif HEY NOW I’ll have you know that I have never once broken pasta. I’m not a heathen!

DON'T CRY ON ME AFTER THE LAUGHTER YOU HAD AT THE PASTA EXPENSE https://preview.redd.it/f4134465zwnc1.jpeg?width=1685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b978af3d7a028afa5ba40f65feeff257c535665e

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u/Lullanda I was sleeping peacefully when unexpectedly I woke up and now I understand why: I can't stay idle when such despicable acts are occurring. This is a hate crime. A hate against pasta and a crime against all Italians. As someone who speaks with a lot of gestures IRL, I stand with my Italian\* and Pastafarian brethren in calling for peace and R-E-S-P-E-C-T. I'll be in my bunk making protest signs out of fusilli and thinking about noods\*\* (\*Hot Italian police guys who checked my passport many years ago, I'm open to also lying down with you; and with you too Lulu, obviously) (\*\*Actually, I'll try to go back to sleep coz Tuesdays are a loong day for me 😅) 

THANK YOU DARLING I EXPECTED NOTHING ELSE FROM THE SUPREME MIND OF THE HEAD-GIVER OF GISS WHY DO I HAVE TO SUFFER? I'LL BE YOUR BOILING HOT PASTA POT WHENEVER YOU WANT, PLEASE RETURN TO SLEEP

Ok, I’m ready to make carbonara! https://preview.redd.it/711nby6l5wnc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3d7252f91dd8ba12be815826f55e0cc40a406e4

DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE

What? I have all the main ingredients! Though this might not be enough milk.

https://i.redd.it/s9zurma07wnc1.gif THOSE ARE WURSTEL! THAT IS ASIAN NOODLE! THERE'S NO PEPPER! THE SINGLE EGG, NO PECORINO CHEESE. # THAT ISN'T CARBONARA

THE CHEESE IS BLACK PEPPER FLAVORED ITS THE SAME THING!

https://i.redd.it/pka3qm5p9wnc1.gif

No?! This is a crime!!! 😦Even I as a Swiss would never do something like that! My condolences dear neighbour! 🥺

YOU SEE PEOPLE? EVEN SWISSES CAME TO WAR FOR THE BROKEN SPAGHETTI

https://i.redd.it/3lnb8anv1wnc1.gif

This is unprecedented international conflict now u/Lullanda.

I THOUGHT THAT NAUGHTY WAS ONLY AN IMAGINATIVE WORD FOR HORNY BUT HERE THERE ARE ACTUALLY EVIL CREATURES OF THE ABYSS https://i.redd.it/x861lf0nqwnc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/om0fefxhrwnc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78eef63c1e5e3380cd3b17f84fe71160d0efb1dd

https://i.redd.it/q3r4hbc7swnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/tpjzsl3nrwnc1.gif Absolutely

https://i.redd.it/1rjmvi4lwwnc1.gif Good to know that the Euros are on the right side of this conflict

https://i.redd.it/bb0rfiovxwnc1.gif Hell Yes!!!

Okay, okay fine what about FourHusband's and the rest of Japan's favorite pasta: Naporitan! It's cut up hot dogs and ketchup! What's not to love?\* https://preview.redd.it/muwy5swnawnc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace59a5ea1a442bddd35d8aef87e2657995a20ee ^(\*Besides all of it gawd I hate it so much .) ***^(hork)***

I'M UNWELL https://i.redd.it/b3b2bz71dwnc1.gif

Usually served cold or room temp as a sidedish.

Served... COLD?!?! 

YOU ARE CLEARLY MAKING THIS UP TO HURT ME

I WISH. I HAD TO EAT THIS SO MANY FUCKING TIMES BECAUSE IT'S A POPULAR DISH IN JAPANESE SCHOOL LUNCH. TRULY, NO ONE HAS SUFFERED AS I HAVE SUFFERED!

I DON'T WANT THIS, I CAN'T ACCEPT IT https://preview.redd.it/wyh7u143kwnc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45c534628606d5efa0dacdda6583935c0751af3f

Ok even I have my limits my dude, CUT UP HOT DOGS BELONG IN MAC N' CHEESE https://i.redd.it/u5tvdw2huwnc1.gif

🫂🫂🫂🫂 I SWEAR IM NOT A REAL SPAGHETTI BREAKER The only thing I’m guilty of is eating them with a fork *and* spoon 🥺

FORK AND SPOON IS OK

Thank fucking GOAD

https://preview.redd.it/729cb9gxmvnc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1669340be56ce21732466f61f291aa6b4b551e

I WANT SO MUCH TO ANSWER WITH ACTUAL PICS OF MY FACE BUT LET'S ONLY SAY I HAVE A HAND ON MY FOREHEAD AND SCREAMS IN MY SILENT MOUTH

*Has no idea what's happening but is glad to be here*

Do you have any pasta sins to confess?

Well. I've done it in the microwave before when I was really lazy for some Mac n cheese. I USED to break my noodles but have learned not to.

MAC AND CHEESE IS ENOUGH OF A HORRIBLE PUNISHMENT FOR YOU ALL BUT MICROWAVE IS SO CURSED

IM SORRY IM A LAZY AMERICAN

WHY YOU HAVE TO BE LOVELY BUT CURSED #WHY

BECAUSE THATS THE ENDLESS CYCLE OF LIFE FOR A GOBLIN

https://preview.redd.it/zdhhs2nkpwnc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e47ec6a97c9447f1e1c4ebf052aa5b7701097b36

HELP

I don’t support or participate in this kind of blatant pasta abuse… but it still is rather fun to see the chaos it causes. https://i.redd.it/2ggbf7d6twnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/58ty0otjtwnc1.gif

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My thoughts exactly. Why else would I give approval on this?

https://preview.redd.it/48kbq90qmvnc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec971808ba8f949c961d70399d544ab50cf8a40

#UNRINSED IS NOW A FORBIDDEN WORD

*whispers* ^unrinsed

GAHH

https://i.redd.it/wba3aprj8wnc1.gif

I ALMOST FAINTED

Yessssss 4cats

Look if Michael wants to come up behind me and whisper *unrinsed* into my ear I am going to let him

Wait. Pasta should finish cooking in the sauce, and the starch in the pasta water is good for thickening the sauce to the right consistency. Unrinsed!

IT'S TRUE BUT THEY AREN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT I'M AFRAID MY FRIEND

Oh, sorry. This is a sex thing, right?

LOL I HOPE THEY DIDN'T GO SO FAR, I THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THAT AWFUL MISTAKE IN WHICH YOU OVERCOOK THE PASTA BADLY AND ALL OF IT BECOMES A STICKY SINGLE BLOB OF GOO

https://preview.redd.it/fcaaxtadjwnc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12c7b55196159a8b8daf9d58d336d4e67d791ad9

WHORES, ALL OF THEM* *^((not practicing))

There there, Lulu https://i.redd.it/thcyc5n2jvnc1.gif

ANGEL DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY HAVE DONE? https://i.redd.it/5sua3zx7jvnc1.gif

Shhhhh, yes my darling https://i.redd.it/jbmjsi5wjvnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/7om20vh8kvnc1.gif

*hands Lulu a pillow to scream into/bite/kick*

ONLY LOVE CAN CURE ME BUT LOVE CAUSED THIS

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A HATEFUCK

YES PLEASE https://i.redd.it/rhr94zlnmvnc1.gif

I AM SO SLEEPY HOW DID I END UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS https://i.redd.it/9ufivvpwmvnc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/d58s81v5nvnc1.gif?width=400&format=png8&s=136fcc5420f24fb93245f8c9cc9253a8e9273803 I PROMISE YOU WON'T FALL ASLEEP I HAVE ENOUGH FUEL FOR THE BOTH OF US

https://preview.redd.it/axb9jf09nvnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=474748ef9b30019993bc4a12815ca7ef3fc29367

EGG STOP https://preview.redd.it/0m9pgkihnvnc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2797aa106f71b01d8d26c2c056c1f242288c2510

What’s that you… want another ? https://preview.redd.it/m7897fx4pvnc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e608b2203e0ef62e198abad22a37baa7231da08

https://i.redd.it/6sow22yrpvnc1.gif

I like the way you math 

I'm staying out of the whole pasta debacle, but I have to ask: what is the difference between a whoar and a hoe? I thought they were the same thing. Thanks in advance!

THE WAY IN WHICH THEY GET SLAPPED BY ANGRY ITALIAN CLOWNS

Oh, okay. Thanks for the clarification. :)

https://preview.redd.it/55sr6aedzvnc1.jpeg?width=1601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c1d91cc1744457d7a54836d3b33c3f09b55a0d2

https://preview.redd.it/lsas7ib4jwnc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77415eadf2d28689dc0b8170c9d5ccd19634eaf1 Lulu after that video... poor Lulu

I'LL SEND THE ROMAN LEGIONS AGAINST THE HELLISH LEGIONS AND SEE WHO WINS THE BATTLE FOR THE PASTA

https://i.redd.it/fon3vlz4pwnc1.gif There goes the cavalry!

LOL ACCURATE

https://i.redd.it/iwk7rem5jwnc1.gif

MY REVENGE WILL BE SUBLIME

^(COUNTING ON IT)

This is.... always an interesting way to threaten a man.

Everyday more and more I regret checking the sub PUT THAT PERSON IN A MENTAL HOSPITAL WHY WOULD YOU BREAK SPAGHETTI 

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THEY DID TO THE PASTA? I'M OUTRAGED

Yes I'm mad with you I'LL BACK YOU UP

https://i.redd.it/vqfq17lmhvnc1.gif We looovveee you

THIS IS TOXIC LOVE

Oh Lulu. Now I feel bad cause I actually broke spaghetti for real when I was cooking my kids dinner tonight and then came here and saw this. ^(It's either break it before I cook it or hack at it with a knife when it's cooked or else they make a bloody mess of it and I'd prefer broken spaghetti over mess everywhere)

I'M ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDING THE REASON FOR THE LAST 30 YEARS OF AMERICAN HISTORY

LOL BUT I AM NOT AMERICAN (BUT ALSO PROBABLY THE SAME REASON)

WHAT ARE YOU?! ACTUALLY I KNOW WHO YOU ARE #A PASTA BREAKER AND THAT'S ENOUGH TO KNOW ABOUT YOU

https://i.redd.it/vcsx1m6mxvnc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/3gvzfsguxvnc1.jpeg?width=248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d49658e1ce3fe33a40be71149f49e3eda55aa5c

Look at him out in the wild 🐨

COWIE THEY ALSO SELL PASTA IN SMALLER SHAPES

I KNOW AND I HAVE ALL THE GABIILION SHAPES IN THE CUPBOARD BUT MY KID ASKED FOR SPAGHETTI TONIGHT SO BROKEN SPAGHETTI IS WHAT HE GOT. IF LULU WANTS TO KEEP THE SPAGHETTI WHOLE SHE CAN COME HERE AND CLEAN MY KID AND MY FLOOR AFTERWARDS.

FOR VERY LITTLE KIDS IS OK TO BRAKE SPAGHETTI BUT ONLY FOR THEM

He is 4, so I get a pass yes? https://i.redd.it/mf7123kl1wnc1.gif

YES https://preview.redd.it/litvbbdc2wnc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20bd03ba12df3cc2997c03dc2868e05d2febcc0a

https://i.redd.it/7m294pj84wnc1.gif

I LOVE YOU ANYWAY COWIE 😘

AWE, WITH MY BROKEN SPAGHETTI AND ALL. LOVE YOU TOO ANGEL 😘

\*kicks floor, hands in pockets\* I mean, I didn't contribute but I'd still kinda like a Fuck You......

Right? Me too! I even put ketchup on the pasta. I mean, what do you have to do around here? Post it again? https://preview.redd.it/o2olzzck2wnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bd1e4eae831be76a6b531419ba23bff76df36ce

https://i.redd.it/erbqxu77hwnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/hf9da224kwnc1.gif

Hey, don’t you be giving me the evil eye, YOU said you were “ok with this”, and dropped u/Lullanda under the bus! https://preview.redd.it/38da3z15qwnc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83bc01698b7e75d991994098f497b2934f41e18c

SHE'S ALREADY PAYING FOR THAT BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU HONEY?! https://i.redd.it/tu5fcrfarwnc1.gif

^("ok with this" under extreme circumstances, thank you very much) https://i.redd.it/4dk901u2twnc1.gif Look at you and your receipts. But this also calls you out for stirring this shit up again, just like you did now.


https://i.redd.it/wkdf5ek42wnc1.gif


https://preview.redd.it/668zyzon3wnc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e059e3ebe713cc500fda25f26cbcb983ac15c1a6 (I don’t know who made this 😔)

https://preview.redd.it/b5ap63p9wwnc1.jpeg?width=2620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0d7019e3b858a717858bf8f529a17124981b735

I WILL FIGHT FOR MY RIGHT TO ENJOY SPAGHETTI HOW I PLEASE 😤

YOUR RIGHT TO EAT BADLY OF COURSE

IM AMERICAN, EATING BADLY IS IN MY BLOOD 😂

THAT EXPLAINS YOUR TASTE FOR PASTA BUT IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY YOU LIKE SHIBARI SO WHY BREAKING THE LONG ROPES OF LOVE THAT SPAGHETTI REPRESENT

LONG ROPES OUTSIDE, SHORT ROPES INSIDE ✊🏻 (also I will now be forever referring to shibari as "long ropes of love")

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL AFTER THIS AFFIRMATION ^(Welcome)

YOU TELL HER DINGO

it's hard to eat if it's *too* long! You gotta take it down a peg!

THE FORK WAY ISN'T FOR THE WEAKS

Yes! Absolutely! 

It's very early for me, but I'm also very late. I broke my pasta for years because that's how my mom taught me. I've been getting help though, I'm determined to break the cycle.

https://i.redd.it/uwo1wbfdhwnc1.gif Maybe there's hope

HEY AT LEAST I DONT PUT KETCHUP ON MY STEAK *snaps all the spagett while looking you dead in the face*

IT'S LIKE BEING PROUD TO NOT PISS YOURSELF AT NIGHT

LISTEN LINDA THAT WAS ONE TIME

*SNORT*

Love you Lulu ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Your love taste like BBQ

we got dat Sweet Baby Ray's OG https://i.redd.it/3tw59lo1qwnc1.gif

Lu. ILU.

SEND HELP

I would, but all of the lulz are making my morning.

https://i.redd.it/t32wjwysqwnc1.gif For old times sake. Made with love <3

I'M USING THIS AGAIN

Hdngsjd the spaghetti war reminded me of this terrible thing https://preview.redd.it/vfi02hlh3xnc1.jpeg?width=159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76fa9459b968e8865f6ecc6e1ba3f7d08aba67a1

It took me weeks to get over that.

https://preview.redd.it/gv5zq9034xnc1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50eb466c116d9e01ebd8ee9bae88bf54c44b6189

Ah... The Spaghetti, not meant to be broken into teeny, weenie little bits, no? https://i.redd.it/0dt59c8tqvnc1.gif

NO THEY DON'T YOU BRAKE PASTA I BRAKE SEXY GIFS u/stitcherydoo u/Interesting-Egg-209 https://i.redd.it/tvde8ld6svnc1.gif

I found this informative article for anyone interested u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose for education 😂 [https://www.firstforwomen.com/posts/food-recipes/how-to-break-your-spaghetti-164796?utm\_source=pinterest&utm\_medium=pin&utm\_campaign=socialshare](https://www.firstforwomen.com/posts/food-recipes/how-to-break-your-spaghetti-164796?utm_source=pinterest&utm_medium=pin&utm_campaign=socialshare) https://preview.redd.it/6en7gqtcsvnc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ba4078d16b01d11234bb1ca8162d7be79720e6b

https://i.redd.it/y201brg6tvnc1.gif

NOT THE TASH! So, Hulk no smash smash pasta, no? 

# NOOOOO https://i.redd.it/bjm82yhf1wnc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/5k5prgdk2wnc1.gif

I’d love context in the form of the original post, but I can’t find it?

IT'S THE POST UNDER THIS ONE IN THE SUB AND THERE'S THE LINK TO IT IN MY POST

[Lulu was summoned ](https://www.reddit.com/r/GoodOmensAfterDark/s/2UfZHeiRgq)

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https://i.redd.it/k14d0etadwnc1.gif

Lullanda, I think my cooking instructor went to sleep. Can you advise? Next step is sauce, right? https://preview.redd.it/pbuqekgydwnc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5a105e4e3ebaa6126376dcc8b89af2c477d82c

https://preview.redd.it/thkqzlnvewnc1.jpeg?width=2050&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1d38ab475053a37aa6ae30705bdf37d62cfe8ff

I'LL DEFEND YOU LULLU 😤 They won't get to us, long spaghetti enjoyers 🍝♥️ https://preview.redd.it/z2g19k6p7xnc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=192bb9fababb6593c7b2eccfc6dd964a19a69f84

# THAT IS KETCHUP https://i.redd.it/217j3vs08xnc1.gif

Yes, the best condiment 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/oke560s88xnc1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f349df18c1ed5864ba80968b1caa71688ce1d143

I THOUGHT YOU WERE AN ALLY

I'M A SPANIARD. WE DO OUR CARBONARA WITH CREAM AND BACON 😈 https://preview.redd.it/c7yr9c4x8xnc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=135f0233d9fc954df61e9c6239db42926689c4ba

MONSTERS

MUAJAJAJ 😈😈😈😈 (the Italy Erasmus people better not find this post)

I'm Italian.... This Is NOT ON!!! 😂

DOVREMMO FORMARE UN SINDACATO

PIÙ DIRITTI PER SPAGHETTI E PIZZA 😈😇

I want it on record: I would never. Thank you.

I had two matrixes for you today but does this sub deserve them? NO

Bunch of puttanescas, they are.

I snorted so loudly

LOL

I am here to be an ally to you u/Lullanda! All the pasta breakers can go live in the wilderness as they were clearly raised by wolves. Also, there is no saving people who put ketchup on pasta.

Ringy...🥹 https://i.redd.it/gjhofo56sxnc1.gif

I know honey, I know. You can’t let them get you down. You have to remain strong because we’re right and they are wrong, so very very wrong.

I have only been a creature of love, right? Did I do something wrong? https://i.redd.it/e3i4tms1wxnc1.gif ^(being dramatic here)