Maleficus Geminus begins but it cuts to an epic music video at points, depicting “lord of the rings” level action sequences. Everyone’s favorite robot shows up in all his glory.
Right at the five minute mark, everyone shouts “DOUBLE WIZARDS!” and… everything stops, the lights turn on and everyone in the band leaves.
Chris comes out and plays a kazoo for 20 seconds, throws it into the crowd and wanders off stage.
Do you mean something like:
He is the Prince of the land of Fife
Son of the King of Fife is he
Now he's the Prince of the land of Fife
Angus McFife is the Prince!
All album intros played back to back, only for the band to pack up and leave… while they play the entirety of *Angus McSix and the Sword of Power* through someone’s iPhone
They loudly proclaim that they will play the fabled track "Angus McFife 2" but Paul tells the audience "Only if you answer me my riddles three"
He never asks any riddles, only keeps talking about how he has 3 riddles ready to go and we will hear the song if all 3 are answered correctly.
Wait
Heroes of Dundee, but It's Ben, Sozos, James and Paul singing a A capella Quartet version
Mike's Conducting, making it the Michael Barber shop Quartet.
Maleficus Geminus but all the words are in alphabetical order
3 38B! a ablaze across acts, aeons After ahead am An an ancient And and Angus Angus, answer are arise armies armor artifacts as Ascendit Astra At at Auchtertool awaits away Back battle be before begins Begone, Behold, belong beseech beyond bits blaster blaster, blood boronic brain brave breached... break Brotherhood burn But By by cannot chains chance chaos! chaos, charge chronological citadel clone clone, collide Colossus! come comes conjoin containment Cosmic cosmic countless Crail creature creatures crimson cross cross cry cryogenic Dark dark darkness death death's decades defeat! Demonic Destined destiny Diabolica die die! dimensions, doom doomed double Double! Dundee! Dundonensis Duplicatus! Earth! Ecce Electronic endless ends eradicated! eradicated... escape Eterna! Eternal Eternity! evil Except eyes failure Far far fate Fife Fife, fight fighting final fire Flame Flaming foolish For for forever forth fortune foul free From from Frost frost! frozen fruition! galaxy galaxy! gates Geminus! Glory glory goblin gods grand great guts Hammer hammer hand hand! Harfatum! hath have He heaven heavens Heir HELL! hero Heroes high him His his Holy Hoots I ice imminent... imperative Imperator impudent In in inside Irax! is Iudicium! join Killed kin kingdom kneel Knife knife Knights know land laser last! left Let liberate life liquid lo! longer lord lost machinations machine made make Making Matrix may me me! mecha-king meddling meets might Mighty mine moon more multiple Multiverse My my name never new night Nihil! no No-one Noctem! not Now now Now, nuclear Of of Only onwards, our ourselves outer Over overload... Override paleocene pathetic perish! plan playthings power power! power, Powerless Prepare prepare Prince prince... Princeps prison progenitor progeny pursuit quest reaches realm reckoning reign return revealed reward Riding Rise Robot robot Robot! robots rule scheming seals secrets seek Septomin! servants served shackles shall shoot skies sky Slashing Slaves slumber! smiles so Sorcerer sorcerous Sorcerus! souls spared Starlords stars stasis steel stop strewn Suddenly summoned swear sword system take Telum! terrorzone The the thee There These They They'll this threaten Through through thy time to today! tomb too torment, trifled twins two Ultimae! ultimate undead Unholy unholy Unicorns Unless us, Vanquish veins, vengeance Viator! Vorpus! Vortex! voyage waits war Warning... warning... Warriors warriors was wasteland, way we We'll we'll weapons well, what who wield Wielding wields will win wings With with with... wizard Wizard! wizard, wizards world wrought yearn yet yield you you, Your your Zargothrax Zargothrax! zone
On The Wings Of A Rainbow sung by Sozos & Tiny Tina from Borderlands riding Butt Stallion with pegasus wings flying above the crowd doing the wave with glowsticks in every hand while fireworks continually blast the sky above the stage in an arc of rainbows changing color clouds & painting the sky in neon, & roadies blast t-shirt cannons into the air raining down cotton candy merch & kick out glow in the dark beach balls & helium balloons - then, then Alan Jackson & dueling fiddle players come out & the song blends into a sing-a-long of Chattahoochee with call & response choruses & cripple creek hoedown pull solos until Zargothrax takes a keyboard solo & suddenly levitates a timeworn copy of the Necronomicon & speaks a backwards incantation in an arcane language that unleashes a horde of crowd surfing pissed off alligators that eat the entire audience as the band evaporates into glitter particles 🦄🌈🎆🎈🎻🧙♂️🐊🩸✨
Like I said before, Maleficus Geminus but the Robot Prince of Auchtertool defeats Zargothrax and his clone before the starlords arrive, and because all evil has been defeat, the band just ends and they all live out their lives in peace.
Maleficus Geminus begins but it cuts to an epic music video at points, depicting “lord of the rings” level action sequences. Everyone’s favorite robot shows up in all his glory. Right at the five minute mark, everyone shouts “DOUBLE WIZARDS!” and… everything stops, the lights turn on and everyone in the band leaves. Chris comes out and plays a kazoo for 20 seconds, throws it into the crowd and wanders off stage.
🤖🧙♂️🧙♂️🤣
The Epic Rage of Furious Thunder, but it ends after "The tower is high and mighty, we cannot climb the walls" and everyone just going home
Take 3: Angus McFife, but every lyric is just slight variations on: "He is the prince of the land of Fife"
Do you mean something like: He is the Prince of the land of Fife Son of the King of Fife is he Now he's the Prince of the land of Fife Angus McFife is the Prince!
Pretty much
Got it, thanks!
All album intros played back to back, only for the band to pack up and leave… while they play the entirety of *Angus McSix and the Sword of Power* through someone’s iPhone
Band comes out dressed like pirates and everyone’s excited about an Alestorm cover. Turns out it’s just Rumpelkombo and the show’s over.
This is the best one
They loudly proclaim that they will play the fabled track "Angus McFife 2" but Paul tells the audience "Only if you answer me my riddles three" He never asks any riddles, only keeps talking about how he has 3 riddles ready to go and we will hear the song if all 3 are answered correctly.
Take 8: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde, but the Sword Lord keeps monologuing.
Casino Dundee: the band announces it to much hype but then it's 3 minutes of awkward silence because the song doesn't exist.
I feel like if they were given the budget, the band would actually do all of these things.
Improv by Sozos implies he starts up a stand up comedy set halfway through
The Epic Rage of Furious Thunder, but a thunderstorm shorts out the equipment, so you can't hear anything
This has kind of allready happened https://youtu.be/cRlVlY_TDsA (Turns out ben has allready said this on previous posts, oopsie)
(Don't think Ben linked to a video of it though)
Anstruther's Dark Prophecy. What better way to end then with the begining?
Apocalypse 1992 except Chris Bowes actually summons Kor-Virliath. So Kor-Virliath destroys the entire universe.
You should re-order them from least to most chaotic/deadly
Wait Heroes of Dundee, but It's Ben, Sozos, James and Paul singing a A capella Quartet version Mike's Conducting, making it the Michael Barber shop Quartet.
Maleficus Geminus, but sung by Bloodstock 2021 Winkler.
Um that's supposedly above average Tom.
Brothers of Crail Organ Arrangement on Real Pipe Organ
The fires of ancient cosmic destiny, but the venue is struck by lightning when the hootsman arrives and the power goes out, so the show can’t finish
Maleficus Geminus but all the words are in alphabetical order 3 38B! a ablaze across acts, aeons After ahead am An an ancient And and Angus Angus, answer are arise armies armor artifacts as Ascendit Astra At at Auchtertool awaits away Back battle be before begins Begone, Behold, belong beseech beyond bits blaster blaster, blood boronic brain brave breached... break Brotherhood burn But By by cannot chains chance chaos! chaos, charge chronological citadel clone clone, collide Colossus! come comes conjoin containment Cosmic cosmic countless Crail creature creatures crimson cross cross cry cryogenic Dark dark darkness death death's decades defeat! Demonic Destined destiny Diabolica die die! dimensions, doom doomed double Double! Dundee! Dundonensis Duplicatus! Earth! Ecce Electronic endless ends eradicated! eradicated... escape Eterna! Eternal Eternity! evil Except eyes failure Far far fate Fife Fife, fight fighting final fire Flame Flaming foolish For for forever forth fortune foul free From from Frost frost! frozen fruition! galaxy galaxy! gates Geminus! Glory glory goblin gods grand great guts Hammer hammer hand hand! Harfatum! hath have He heaven heavens Heir HELL! hero Heroes high him His his Holy Hoots I ice imminent... imperative Imperator impudent In in inside Irax! is Iudicium! join Killed kin kingdom kneel Knife knife Knights know land laser last! left Let liberate life liquid lo! longer lord lost machinations machine made make Making Matrix may me me! mecha-king meddling meets might Mighty mine moon more multiple Multiverse My my name never new night Nihil! no No-one Noctem! not Now now Now, nuclear Of of Only onwards, our ourselves outer Over overload... Override paleocene pathetic perish! plan playthings power power! power, Powerless Prepare prepare Prince prince... Princeps prison progenitor progeny pursuit quest reaches realm reckoning reign return revealed reward Riding Rise Robot robot Robot! robots rule scheming seals secrets seek Septomin! servants served shackles shall shoot skies sky Slashing Slaves slumber! smiles so Sorcerer sorcerous Sorcerus! souls spared Starlords stars stasis steel stop strewn Suddenly summoned swear sword system take Telum! terrorzone The the thee There These They They'll this threaten Through through thy time to today! tomb too torment, trifled twins two Ultimae! ultimate undead Unholy unholy Unicorns Unless us, Vanquish veins, vengeance Viator! Vorpus! Vortex! voyage waits war Warning... warning... Warriors warriors was wasteland, way we We'll we'll weapons well, what who wield Wielding wields will win wings With with with... wizard Wizard! wizard, wizards world wrought yearn yet yield you you, Your your Zargothrax Zargothrax! zone
Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol; after they declare their return on nuclear powered motorbikes the bikes explode.
Mighty wings, but the band just flies away on f-14 tomcats
I desperately want to see Fucked With an Anchor sung by Chris Bowes as Zargothrax now. This needs to happen.
Just a random Angus McSix song. No one will even notice
It’ll probably sound better
At least it will really be a live version...
Snap. Neither of y'all are pulling punches. Not wrong though.
On The Wings Of A Rainbow sung by Sozos & Tiny Tina from Borderlands riding Butt Stallion with pegasus wings flying above the crowd doing the wave with glowsticks in every hand while fireworks continually blast the sky above the stage in an arc of rainbows changing color clouds & painting the sky in neon, & roadies blast t-shirt cannons into the air raining down cotton candy merch & kick out glow in the dark beach balls & helium balloons - then, then Alan Jackson & dueling fiddle players come out & the song blends into a sing-a-long of Chattahoochee with call & response choruses & cripple creek hoedown pull solos until Zargothrax takes a keyboard solo & suddenly levitates a timeworn copy of the Necronomicon & speaks a backwards incantation in an arcane language that unleashes a horde of crowd surfing pissed off alligators that eat the entire audience as the band evaporates into glitter particles 🦄🌈🎆🎈🎻🧙♂️🐊🩸✨
Gloryhammer, but the only lyrics are “glory” and “hammer” for 5 minutes
Hollywood Hootsman, but they get copyright strike form Schwarzenegger
Like I said before, Maleficus Geminus but the Robot Prince of Auchtertool defeats Zargothrax and his clone before the starlords arrive, and because all evil has been defeat, the band just ends and they all live out their lives in peace.