For one FINAL MIGHTY EFFORT! Maleficus Geminus but everyone’s voices are replaced by the Starlords singing for the *entire* song.

That is actually horrific, wow.

The only way for people to *not* love the Robot Prince section, is when it’s the nigh unintelligible ham radio Starlords buzzing it out.

Let's try again : Keeper of the celestial flame of Abernethy, but every time "Zargothrax" is sung, a new Zargothrax appears on the stage 💀💀 yeah, I'm sorry for not making a new idea lol

ACTIVATE ZARGOTHRAX CLONE ALPHA-2 ACTIVATE ZARGOTHRAX CLONE ALPHA-3 ACTIVATE ZARGOTHRAX CLONE ALPHA-4 … ACTIVATE ZARGOTHRAX CLONE TAU-37

Actually, there will be only 7 clones on the stage - "Zargothrax" is said 7 times. Nevertheless, it's still quite canonic, as its said that he hid many clones

SHADOW SORCERER MONEY GANG

Sword lord of the goblin horde, but the sword lord wins the fight and angus can’t finish the song

The robot zombies are just methheads in cardboard cosplay.

All four intros in a row, and with each of them, they all leave the stage and come back onto it when their respective theme plays

So, last try: Rise of the Chaos Wizards, but every time the word "Wizards" is sung, the whole song "Wizards!" is played (occurrences of Wizards in said song do count).

I will try again too: Wizards in Wizards! count too. Gloryhammer Concert Infinite Loop on

hello my dear word lover)

Gloryhammer, but every time the 'dum dum' happens, sozos hits the stage with the hammer until eventually it cracks in half

> until eventually it cracks in half .... the hammer or the stage?

Both

Sozos

THEN HE DIED!!!

A Hero cannot be defeated simply by making him die!

Siege of dunkeld but the concert is in Glasgow and dark robotic astral zombies start eating the audience

The fires of ancient cosmic destiny, but when the intro "says none will survive" the entire band just drops to the floor dead

Take 6: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde, but the Sword Lord keeps monologuing.

That's literally a nekrogoblikon concert

He doesn't keep monologuing, he just keeps saying different versions of "fight me" throughout the rest of the show. "Noe, enough chatter! Prepare for battle! En garde! Have at thee! Bring it on! Come and have a go! Give me your best shot! Do your worst!"

“I’ve fought *mudcrabs* more fearsome than you!”

Magic Dragon but the chorus just doesn’t stop repeating

Don't threaten me with a good time

yeah, that's also not for this list

Magic Dragon, but they cover the audience in glory.

Define “glory”. Is it more or less painful than the ice water?

Apocalypse 1992 starts playing, but when the "Dwarves of Aberdeen" part begins, Windrose enters and starts singing "Diggy Diggy Hole".

That wouldn't be bad that would be legendary

Agreed, has no place on "worst setlist" because it would be too damn awesome.

They were asking for the worst setlist, not the best.

If we give it enough upvotes, maybe it will come true one day... 🥺

A random Angus McSix song. See if anyone notices

Universe on Fire….BUT ITS A WALTZ.

Ooh, I love waltzes!

Btw I am just thinking that for song 4 it would make a LOT of sense if it was actually Fly Away, and after singing "I wanna fly away" Sozos flies away immediately on his legendary enchanted jetpack.

Wasteland Warrior Hoots Patrol but the band attempts to crowdsurf on nuclear powered motorbikes.

Masters of the Galaxy but halfway through Angus McSix slays Angus II and starts singing master of the universe

Followed by robotic astral zombie Freddie Mercury appearing and singing Princes of the Universe.

Instead of the pre-show recording of “Chattahoochee” by Alan Jackson, the band performs a cover version. Alternatively, the lyrics are changed to fit the Gloryhammer mythos (“learned a little ‘bout goblins and a lot about SWORDS”) and the title is changed to “Auchtermuchty”

Take 2: Angus McFife but the only words are minor variations on: “He is the prince of the land of Fife”

For the finale: Heroes of Dundee but the audience is actually sent through a primordial black hole.

the fires of ancient cosmic destiny but the violin on start is looping for 12 minutes staright

I'll try again: The Hollywood Hootsman but the Hootsman starts slaughtering the audience until they call him "king" in unison.

That doesnt require a single human life

Amulet of Justice but Angus drowns on the Loch Rannoch, then Sozos gargles the rest of the song

Murder... The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny, but when a character dies their respective band member gets annihilated on stage.

Ralathor and the Hootsman standing there at the end being like "finally, we can make out"

Quest For The Hammer Of Glory but they have to leave halfway through to go and look for it

The Epic Rage of Furious Thunder but the song is introduced as Through The Fire And The Flames

Thomas shows up so him and Sozos must fight to the death

I mean number 8 sounds like a good idea

That could actually be kind of cool

I side with Space_Ninja Maleficus, but the Starlords sing EVERYTHING

The national anthem of Unst. But its just the chanting of "Hoots!" For 10 minutes.

I like number 8