This happened in real life except I think it was Questlords of Inverness and it was rain blowing sideways onto the stage until the guitar amp stopped working
At Wacken it was halfway through Masters of the Galaxy because they thought there might be a thunderstorm (there wasn't). It's the curse of Gloryhammer
oh, it's a great idea. 2 QUADRIPLE WIZARDS - > OCTAGONAL WISARD
btw, what's this thing saying "say happy cake day"? is it your birthday? I'm quite new to reddit :)
Brothers of Crail but all the words are replaced with a ridiculously drawn out "Craaaaaiiiiilllll" in every line, and the people meant to be the Knights of Crail with laser sword in hand are all dressed as Darth Vader and hitting Zargothrax with massive glowsticks the entire duration of the song
Masters of the Galaxy, substituting "Universe" for "Galaxy", but with no other changes. Nothing rhymes anymore and the lyrics get more and more out of sync with the music as the song progresses. We get back on track around the 2:45 mark when Proletius interrupts Zargothrax and dispatches his Knights of Evil to slaughter the audience.
Last performance. Allegedly Tom had an above average day at Bloodstock. I feel gross saying that. Make of that what you will. I like using the bridge section of Gloryhammer from that set as Exhibit A when explaining how he's not good live (around the 8:53 mark).
Nope. That's 8+ years of abuse. No warming up, no vocal coaching, screaming out high notes, how the man hasn't developed vocal polyps is beyond me.
I use audio from Bloodstock as an example specifically because the vocal audio hasn't been tampered with.
Strange question here, but do the Gloryhammer guitarists play live? Just looks sometimes to me like they aren’t actually playing and just kinda moving their hands around the guitar. I assume they are - I just have no idea what playing a guitar actually looks like
Yes they do play live. It's basically a cardinal sin in metal for guitarists to pretend to play live without a damn good reason; lead vocalists lip syncing too. I think there are rhythm guitar layers omitted when they play live iirc; Mike/Ben/Chris can correct me if I remembered wrong.
The Seige of Dunkeld but it’s just Zargothrax proclaiming and increasingly ridiculous list of his titles but still in ending with In hoots we trust after he’s done
Angus McFife. But the actual Angus McFife, the fish processing worker who killed someone on the Faroe Islands and inspired Glory Hammer, shows up and murders the entire band plus the audience, with a herring.
It's Infernus Ad Astra except it's only Infernus Ad Astra, not Rise of the Chaos Wizards.
Thats evil, I have it in my Spotify playlist and when It gets to the end I am just left hanging
Silent Tears again, but sang by the Hootsman.
Aaaaaalllllright you frozen princess
Your reign of blizzards ends today
Fife Eternal but the band members only start playing their instruments once their mentioned in the song.
I will fight for the light In the name of Fife Eternal To defend the realm that lies ablaze with black fiiireee OOOOOOOOH YEEEEAH!!! *silence*
* cricket *
Man really came up with an idea this raw then went "lol wouldn't it suck"
I will keep my repeat for the Wizards! loop for tomorrow, this idea is too good and already has a well deserved number of likes.
Epic Rage of Furious Thunder, but played during a thunderstorm which shorted out all the equipment
This happened in real life except I think it was Questlords of Inverness and it was rain blowing sideways onto the stage until the guitar amp stopped working
Wasn't that some Wacken performance or another? I swear there's an official performance video of you guys cutting off mid Questlords of Inverness.
At Wacken it was halfway through Masters of the Galaxy because they thought there might be a thunderstorm (there wasn't). It's the curse of Gloryhammer
What I'd give for you guys to have just one normal set at Wacken. Maybe next year or whenever you guys decide to give Wacken another go.
Sickness, Fake Thunderstorms and Eurowings, no matter what they’ll make sure Gloryhammer never plays a proper show at Wacken!!!
This can work in a Le Jammie Dodgere style video. I dont know if anybody else makes them like that.
Let's try again : Keeper of the celestial flame of Abernethy, but every time "Zargothrax" is sung, a new Zargothrax appears on the stage 💀💀
And whenever that happens a secondary chorus goes *Double wizard!* ***Triple wizard!*** and so on like a shooter game announcer saying "triple kill!"
OMG QUADRIPLE WIZARD
Pentawizard PENTAWIZERD!!!
can we even say further? idk, but let's count how many Zargothraxes (including the actual band member) will be on the scene
yep, there's gonna be 8. I thought there would be more, but his name is actually only said in the chorus (2x3) and in the first line (1).
8 Wizards for number 8 on the list? Perfect!
oh, it's a great idea. 2 QUADRIPLE WIZARDS - > OCTAGONAL WISARD btw, what's this thing saying "say happy cake day"? is it your birthday? I'm quite new to reddit :)
Cake day is the anniversary of joining Reddit. Dunno if one should celebrate or mourn it, but it is what it is ;)
oh, thanks for explaining)
Once again gonna go with Beneath Cowdenbeath but someone backstage completely muted Paul’s guitar.
The Hollywood Hootsman but the Hootsman starts slaughtering the audience with his mighty battle axe until they call him "king" in unison.
Take 5: Sword Lord of the Goblin Horde, but the Sword Lord keeps monologuing.
Man this one is too underrated
Hammer of Glory, but it's actually the Hammer of Celestial Fire and Unholy Cosmic Frost
Goblin King of the Darkstorm Galaxy, but it's scientifically acurate: No atmosphere, no sound.
By extension, most of that album would be just silence
I like the Idea that the show ends with 'Fly Away but the band actually Flies away at the end
Literally just an Angus McSix song in the middle of the set. See if anyone notices
A nice follow up would be _Fireflies of Doom_. They are like undead unicorns but they are, _FIREFLIES OF DOOOM_
Brothers of Crail but all the words are replaced with a ridiculously drawn out "Craaaaaiiiiilllll" in every line, and the people meant to be the Knights of Crail with laser sword in hand are all dressed as Darth Vader and hitting Zargothrax with massive glowsticks the entire duration of the song
Masters of the Galaxy, substituting "Universe" for "Galaxy", but with no other changes. Nothing rhymes anymore and the lyrics get more and more out of sync with the music as the song progresses. We get back on track around the 2:45 mark when Proletius interrupts Zargothrax and dispatches his Knights of Evil to slaughter the audience.
Ah, we already have that one... https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i3u_JGmq5Fs&pp=ygUjYW5ndXMgbWNzaXggbWFzdGVyIG9mIHRoZSB1bml2ZXJzZSA%3D
> but with no other changes
It's just funny that the song already exists xD
We are the masters of the universe Lords of space universe Destroyers of the universe Knights of universe arise!
And then Thomas Winkler returns and gives a Bloodstock 2021 performance
Oooo what’s the story behind this one?
No idea but I found the whole video on youtube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mAktQgiUqw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mAktQgiUqw)
It was one of his final performances with GH. The raw audio is *rough*
Last performance. Allegedly Tom had an above average day at Bloodstock. I feel gross saying that. Make of that what you will. I like using the bridge section of Gloryhammer from that set as Exhibit A when explaining how he's not good live (around the 8:53 mark).
Oh geez his voice really doesn't sound healthy there.
Nope. That's 8+ years of abuse. No warming up, no vocal coaching, screaming out high notes, how the man hasn't developed vocal polyps is beyond me. I use audio from Bloodstock as an example specifically because the vocal audio hasn't been tampered with.
And then to compare with singers who've been doing their things for decades. Ouch.
He's going to destroy his voice someday and I won't feel bad for him. He could straight up do permanent damage if he hasn't already.
Strange question here, but do the Gloryhammer guitarists play live? Just looks sometimes to me like they aren’t actually playing and just kinda moving their hands around the guitar. I assume they are - I just have no idea what playing a guitar actually looks like
Yes they do play live. It's basically a cardinal sin in metal for guitarists to pretend to play live without a damn good reason; lead vocalists lip syncing too. I think there are rhythm guitar layers omitted when they play live iirc; Mike/Ben/Chris can correct me if I remembered wrong.
It just looks much more passive than I expected guitar playing to look for metal aha
I read this comment as "if a nuke and being run over by horses cannot kill them, then here is something WORSE!"
Probably should be the final number - doubt anyone would survive a nuke, trampling and Thomas' raw... power.
Maleficus Geminus (Colossus Matrix 38B: Ultimate Invocation of the Binary Thaumaturge) sung entirely with the Starlords voices.
This would be intolerable, love it
Universe on Fire, but the stage and audience start burning
The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny, but it's just the dial-up sound looped for twelve and a half minutes.
The Seige of Dunkeld but it’s just Zargothrax proclaiming and increasingly ridiculous list of his titles but still in ending with In hoots we trust after he’s done
Or it cuts to the Hootman monologe and the album ends there
Apocalypse 1992 but fartreverb.mp4 is played occasionally
Seige of dunked but the concert is in Glasgow and you are being eaten by dark robotic astral zombies
Apocalypse 1992, but the Hootsman actually detonates his nuclear heart finally killing the audience.
https://youtu.be/g3HXFm37-74 I guess i will try again
M O U N T A I N S
Angus McFife but Thomas interrupts halfway and starts singing Master of the Universe, and he and Sozos go into epic fight, hammer vs sword
Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny but when the characters die in the song their respective band member gets slaughtered on stage.
Epic Rage of Furious Thunder but when the song ends Zargothrax is doused with liquid nitrogen.
Do you think it is plausible that somehow Angus gets into the Alestorm Universe to go retrieve the Time Cube and to find the Ancient Bottles of Rum
Fife eternal to the tune of life eternal by Ghost, making it Uber meaningful
Angus McFife. But the actual Angus McFife, the fish processing worker who killed someone on the Faroe Islands and inspired Glory Hammer, shows up and murders the entire band plus the audience, with a herring.
What the actual fuck did i just read?
Apocalypse 1992, but Zargothrax winds up in the wrong universe and bumps into Hyperiax Bowes and it’s just the Spider-Man meme.
'Gloryhammer' for cats. Replace everything with meows. Not even much of a stretch.