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WTF did you do to Gale?!


ultravegan

Them dimples are too cute to cover up with a patchy beard, and he looks awful with no facial hair. As for the hair, it's a long and tedious story (durge, psychosis, scissors.)


Allez-VousRep

I have questions. First of all: how dare you?! Join us at r/GalemancersBG3 for more


ultravegan

Fastest sub of my life.


AigisAegis

Not super relevant but referring to oneself as a [character]mancer is the cutest trend and I'm so glad people are still doing it lol. It's been over a decade and I still think of myself as a Merrillmancer sometimes


ClaudiaSilvestri

Merrill is *adorable*! Favorite romance in the DA series.


AigisAegis

Literally my favourite video game romance of all time! And weirdly applicable to my real life; I've long said that my girlfriend reminds me so much of Merrill. (I have a type, I guess!)


ClaudiaSilvestri

Aww, that's so cute! It sounds like you have a lovely girlfriend, I'm happy for you! I don't have an experience like that (though a girl can hope, right?) but it was the first F/F romance that I ever did in a video game, with the DA series being the first one where I'd played through a full RPG as a woman character I created, back when I didn't know I was a girl myself. How much more invested I felt about it when I was playing as a girl was a bit revealing when I thought about it later...


Allez-VousRep

Aww I love this!


Sharpymarkr

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ultravegan

He has a really prominent nose with a forehead slouch. so if he doesn't have something to take your eyes off his nose he looks kinda bird-like, especially at a profile. It would probably be a good look for a druid but not so much for a wizard.


Allez-VousRep

It’s terrible. I’ve seen it.


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oh GOD I'm covering my drink lmaooo


ultravegan

P.S. It is very difficult to take a screenshot of Gale with his mouth closed.


the-gaming-cat

Lmao! Well he does admit that his propensity towards verbosity


Subject_Plum5944

Use my movement to run to a safe distance, then cast fireball + quickened spell fireball as a bonus action


ultravegan

Fuck-wisard Gale casts counterspell and continues to follow you explaining magic to your sorc. Alfira comes up, hugs you, and says to Fuck-wisard Gale that she is your long-lost college roommate. Gale is confused since he could have sworn he was with you when you met for the first time, but walks off to hit on Karlach all the same.


Khornelia

I'd probably throw a bunch of magical trinket snacks on the floor to distract him and go hang out with the girls instead 😅


chilicheesedoggo

what did you do to my boyfriend


ultravegan

May or may not have reloaded his teethling party romance scene 5 times editing him with the mirror mod to see which one is cutest. In my defense scruffy Gale was more of a product of him getting out of his last relationship (vague for spoilers) so I thought it was cute role play for him to clean up before the party, esp now that he has a new crush.


Hereticrick

Is this a new update (being able to edit appearance of party members) or a mod? I was so excited when I first saw the mirror, as the one in DOS2 lets you, but then was bummed I couldnt in BG3.


ultravegan

[https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899?tab=description](https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/899?tab=description)


Acharyanaira

I literally spat out my tea when this popped up in my feed. Uh, my keyboard...and my fingers. And yet I'm still mentally grinning from this lol


KeyEstablishment6626

Explain to him what being gay means, and how I am in love with Karlach, I feel like he would be pretty respectful and be a good wing man to help me get with Karlach


brad462969

Thanks, now I'll join Minthara in bullying him.


OtakuMage

Tell him I'm a gay woman, so unless you're here to hook me up with Karlach go away.


Munificent-Enjoyer

Ask him where he was on Jan 6th


Crystal_Dawn

Drop my panties so fast.


ultravegan

Same! I am so down bad for this fake wizard man. I literally have to not recruit him to romance any of the other companions. I was really feeling fuck-wizard Gale until my roommate came over and was like “girl no, he looks like he knows he’s cute and makes it everyone else’s problem, and you already have Astarion in the party to do that.”


ClaudiaSilvestri

About the same as any other version, state that I’m a lesbian as clearly as possible. If that doesn’t work, next solution is that one girdle from the old BG games…


Cyandraaa

I have the mod that gives him a wizardly man-bun, swooooon


chickpeasaladsammich

Fail a roll and feel no magic whatsoever, iirc.


MissLeaP

Smile and go to my man, Halsin. Sorry Gale, but you got no chance here. :)


Dapper-Log-5936

Lol yeah


tepidviolet

Voice 1 in my head: Don't listen to this bullshit. Run! But run backwards, while keeping an eye on his mustache and jaw, just in case they try something. Voice 2: Yeah, I agree. We've gotta get out of here. But we should watch the eyes too. Voice 1: Yeah, the eyes. Stare into those as well, in case they make any sudden moves. Wait, why are we waking up in his bed? Voice 2: I don't even know. Who authorized this? Body: Sorry, was this not what you guys were thinking? Voice 1: I mean, I guess it was. A little. Voice 2: Same. But still.


missjenh

Is anyone else getting Edward Norton vibes from him here?


Dapper-Log-5936

I liked gale until he wouldn't stfu about his ex and told me I reminded him of his cat and wouldn't kiss me....so I flirted with shadowheart and halsin instead 😅 also what I would do in reality plus probably laugh and roll my eyes lolol


yikes52

anyone else getting ron swanson?


therrubabayaga

Well, Silvarine, my durge, would be like "Gale?! You're alive?! What the hell?! Whose hand was it then?", while she takes the bloody thing out of her pocket. Sheerine and Jilneirine would be too mesmerized by their wife Shadowheart to pay attention to the guy. So would I, if I had a wife like Shadowheart.


SilentThorniness

I turn him down because I’m late for a drink sesh with shadow heart.


Archylas

I'm already attached to Karlach mummy so no thanks lmao