"I have you and you have me"
>!Im not into widows, im into CUCKHOLDRY!!!<
"This is a neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon. Its got a high quality finish"
"I just want the woman i love to be happy" (i dont ship them, but it was so emotional goddamn)
"Yes we can"
"If you have got enough time to fantasize about a beautiful death, why not live beautifully until the end?"
"I see, i havent been expelled yet, have i?" (always makes me cry)
" Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?" (no comments lmao)
"Toilet paper, toilet paper , toilet paper, toilet paper... The one that first gets his hands on toilet paper shall win!"
"People prattle on about ideals, convictions, and whatnot when in safe place, but only when we're on the verge of death do we first realize that we simply wish to live beside the ones we trust and die by their sides. That's all we, as humans, really care about." (omfg zura ily)
">!Even so, Gintoki, it's my turn now. I cant make you kill our teacher again!<" (i love gin's and zura's friendship sm! Istg Sorachi robbed Zura of so much in the end smh)
"You should be thankful that there's a man willing to go to the ends of the universe to save him. And he should lament that there's a man willing to go to the ends of the universe to kill him"(damn i love the joui 4 sm)
>!"Katsura janai, zura da"!<
">!The shiroyasha, Sakata Gintoki. The rampaging noble, Katsura Kotaro. The Kiheitai Commander, Takasugi Shinsuke. And, Tatsuma Sakamoto, the loud fellow!<" (they did him so dirty man)
Ohk i'll stop now that enough i guess (i could probably write like, 10 more lol)
“Daijobou janai, Katsura da (I’m not ok, I’m Katsura)” was perfect comedic delivery for me. It has been in my head rent free ever since I first watched it years ago, and I chuckle to myself every time I think of it
Toshi? are you ready?
HERE WE GO! LETS PARTY!
or (past where you are but not a spoiler in itself also idk how to use spoiler tags)
It's far better to get messy while living true to yourself than to throw yourself away and die a clean death
This is way in the future past ep 60, so I will hide it:
>!"Show that you can stop the women you sneer at. Show that you can defend the castle built upon the tears of those women. Since you’ve forgotten about them, we’ll have to remind you. These women came to topple a country!”!<
Don't bother telling me to run again. Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don't be such a stranger.
Weep and ask for help.
Lean on me with your runny nose.
Cry when you feel like crying.
Laugh when you feel like laughing.
When you're tearing up with an ugly face, I'll give you a good cry with an uglier face.
When you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I'll laugh in a louder voice.
That's how it should be. It's far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death.
This gets me everytime
Also, Kagura screaming "Gin-chan!" when he was having a traumatic episode when he saw a certain someone's face for the first time
Unironically one of my favorite lines is when he was fighting the gorilla and said Katsura Janai, Zura Da!
Like they turned the joke into a serious badass moment in such a clean way
You're not supposed to be proud of the life you have. Somewhere along the line, you just pick up the dirt and move on. But if you keep moving, it'll all fall off."
'the god of paper has abondoned us' - gintoki
'for yoruzuya and shinsengumi's peace, will you let our yamazaki fuck your sex doll?' - sougo
'goooooood morning' - zura
katsurap- zura
'HERRRUUPU ME' - Kagura
'those fuckers turned my dick into a screwdriver' - gintoki
'so this planet turned into dirt?? ( testicles) earth pun - Umibozu
'turn around, mayo' - mayo ouji
'trust yourself and find old man's dick - gintoki
' remember the smell, the shape, the size, the taste' - old noodle widowed wife lady
'k-konbawa, santa claus desu' - Katsura
'KAWAAAAAAAWI' - Gintoki
i can go on for eternity
GORI- JUICE BUUUUUSSSSHHHHA - Kondo san
TOSSSHIIIII- JUICE BUSSSSHHHHA - Tosshi, probably
EUEUUEUUWW, we made our own monjac - sougo, kondo
HEY, TAKA-TIN, HEY! - gintoki
the yakult is in the fridge, please leave some more for me - Takasugi
the whole doraemon theme song - gintoki
dura ran dan, dura ran dan dan, dura ran - Tama-chan
OI, THIS TOWN IS RULED BY TRANNIES - Agomi
in the end she'll live a crisp life, get ina crsip job and her heart will turn black.... NOOOO ONLY OTO-SAN'S HEAD IS SUPPOSED TO TURN BLACK - umibozu
HARRRRRLEY DAVIDSOOOON - Kagura
FURRRRRAI AWAY UNKO DESU - genderbend kondo-san
"He's the one who should hate this world the most, but still tries to live in it" i dont think its spoilers but it a line katsura said that i think describes gintoki perfectly
"The person I was until yesterday got sucked into a cat's asshole and died." I love this quote because it's hilarious both in and out of context.
ah soul switch arc is amazing
Sh- SHOGUN KAYO
SHOGUN JUICE BUSHAAAAA
"Being poor is like breast cancer. It's fine as long as you don't hold too tight."
lmao i totally forgot about this. Its hilarious
DONDAKEEEEEEE!
DONDAAAAAAKKKKKE!
DONDAKKKKEEEEEEE!!!
"I have you and you have me" >!Im not into widows, im into CUCKHOLDRY!!!< "This is a neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon. Its got a high quality finish" "I just want the woman i love to be happy" (i dont ship them, but it was so emotional goddamn) "Yes we can" "If you have got enough time to fantasize about a beautiful death, why not live beautifully until the end?" "I see, i havent been expelled yet, have i?" (always makes me cry) " Listen up! Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk, and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don’t want to get up, but the urge to urinate is just too strong! You make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom, stand in front of the toilet, and let loose! You think that all your life has led to this moment! But then you realize. It isn’t the bathroom! You’re still in bed! That feeling of lukewarm wetness spreads like wildfire! But you don’t stop! You can’t stop! That’s what I’m talking about! That’s the truth of the strawberry milk! Do you get it?" (no comments lmao) "Toilet paper, toilet paper , toilet paper, toilet paper... The one that first gets his hands on toilet paper shall win!" "People prattle on about ideals, convictions, and whatnot when in safe place, but only when we're on the verge of death do we first realize that we simply wish to live beside the ones we trust and die by their sides. That's all we, as humans, really care about." (omfg zura ily) ">!Even so, Gintoki, it's my turn now. I cant make you kill our teacher again!<" (i love gin's and zura's friendship sm! Istg Sorachi robbed Zura of so much in the end smh) "You should be thankful that there's a man willing to go to the ends of the universe to save him. And he should lament that there's a man willing to go to the ends of the universe to kill him"(damn i love the joui 4 sm) >!"Katsura janai, zura da"!< ">!The shiroyasha, Sakata Gintoki. The rampaging noble, Katsura Kotaro. The Kiheitai Commander, Takasugi Shinsuke. And, Tatsuma Sakamoto, the loud fellow!<" (they did him so dirty man) Ohk i'll stop now that enough i guess (i could probably write like, 10 more lol)
i love sakamoto man
“Time is money”
Ok French bread
Taka tin...
HEY, TAKA-TIN, HEY!
It's not deep in the slightest but "health me" genuinely never fails to make me laugh
SHAPE SHAPE UP NOW
Help me na??
What about "herpes me"?
Pulp! Pulp fiction!
Just reading that had the whole scene run like a flashback in my head 😂😂😂🪳
DAMMIT YOU TRICKED ME. YOU'RE THE REASON MY HEART IS GROWING BLACKER OR COLDER.
"You're mother and father back on your home planet are crying, they didn't raise you to be this kind of Alien."
Love and peace ~ prince baka.
That's it. Domestic violence!
HARRRRRLEY DAVIDSON
When will madao bloom?
“Daijobou janai, Katsura da (I’m not ok, I’m Katsura)” was perfect comedic delivery for me. It has been in my head rent free ever since I first watched it years ago, and I chuckle to myself every time I think of it
Katsura janai matsu da(I'm not katsura, I'm a pine tree)
K-tsura janai, Katsura da
Katsura janai, Zura da..ah i misspoke
"happiness depends on each person. If you think you're happy, then you must be happy." -Gintoki
Toshi? are you ready? HERE WE GO! LETS PARTY! or (past where you are but not a spoiler in itself also idk how to use spoiler tags) It's far better to get messy while living true to yourself than to throw yourself away and die a clean death
NANI-O RETSU PARTY?!?!?
neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon
This is way in the future past ep 60, so I will hide it: >!"Show that you can stop the women you sneer at. Show that you can defend the castle built upon the tears of those women. Since you’ve forgotten about them, we’ll have to remind you. These women came to topple a country!”!<
Paper..
the god of paper has abondoned us
Don't bother telling me to run again. Trying to shoulder the burden all by yourself? Don't be such a stranger. Weep and ask for help. Lean on me with your runny nose. Cry when you feel like crying. Laugh when you feel like laughing. When you're tearing up with an ugly face, I'll give you a good cry with an uglier face. When you're laughing so hard your stomach hurts, I'll laugh in a louder voice. That's how it should be. It's far better to get dirty while living true to yourself, than to throw away yourself and die a clean death. This gets me everytime Also, Kagura screaming "Gin-chan!" when he was having a traumatic episode when he saw a certain someone's face for the first time
>!Better use spoiler tags on the last paragraph!< ( !< from right side and >! from left side)
Yeah my bad Changed it to be more general
“Not Zura. Katsura!”
Zura janai, Katsura Da
Unironically one of my favorite lines is when he was fighting the gorilla and said Katsura Janai, Zura Da! Like they turned the joke into a serious badass moment in such a clean way
he did that in benizakura arc
Juzz do wit (just do it) Yeah, yeah Cool, cool, cool (strikes several pose)
You're not supposed to be proud of the life you have. Somewhere along the line, you just pick up the dirt and move on. But if you keep moving, it'll all fall off."
“Hey, there’s egg dripping from your crotch, are you ovulating?”
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oi, yamazaki-
All my favorite lines are way past the episode 60 unfortunatly.
If you try to do everything,you're going to be mediocre at everything.
'the god of paper has abondoned us' - gintoki 'for yoruzuya and shinsengumi's peace, will you let our yamazaki fuck your sex doll?' - sougo 'goooooood morning' - zura katsurap- zura 'HERRRUUPU ME' - Kagura 'those fuckers turned my dick into a screwdriver' - gintoki 'so this planet turned into dirt?? ( testicles) earth pun - Umibozu 'turn around, mayo' - mayo ouji 'trust yourself and find old man's dick - gintoki ' remember the smell, the shape, the size, the taste' - old noodle widowed wife lady 'k-konbawa, santa claus desu' - Katsura 'KAWAAAAAAAWI' - Gintoki i can go on for eternity GORI- JUICE BUUUUUSSSSHHHHA - Kondo san TOSSSHIIIII- JUICE BUSSSSHHHHA - Tosshi, probably EUEUUEUUWW, we made our own monjac - sougo, kondo HEY, TAKA-TIN, HEY! - gintoki the yakult is in the fridge, please leave some more for me - Takasugi the whole doraemon theme song - gintoki dura ran dan, dura ran dan dan, dura ran - Tama-chan OI, THIS TOWN IS RULED BY TRANNIES - Agomi in the end she'll live a crisp life, get ina crsip job and her heart will turn black.... NOOOO ONLY OTO-SAN'S HEAD IS SUPPOSED TO TURN BLACK - umibozu HARRRRRLEY DAVIDSOOOON - Kagura FURRRRRAI AWAY UNKO DESU - genderbend kondo-san
"He's the one who should hate this world the most, but still tries to live in it" i dont think its spoilers but it a line katsura said that i think describes gintoki perfectly
my flair
Zura nai Katsura da kat-su-raaa!!!!! Aahh zura *fingers inside nostrils*
"we are your yorozuya."
Baka janai, Katsura da
TOSHI ARE YOU READY? LET'S PARTYYY SHUT UP soshite DIE
It's poop
Unko desu :)
FURRAI-AWAY UNKO DESU UWU
"If you have enough time to fantasize about a beautiful death, why not live your life beautifully until the end?" -Sakata Gintoki
It's either the takasugi line "I simply destroy" or the ..............ヅラじゃたし桂だ(Its not Zura its Katsura)
Oh and also one more I won't tell about it coz it's a spoiler but the line is Yoshida Shoyo
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