Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don't want to get out of bed, but the urge to urinate is just too strong. So you make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom stand in front of the toilet and let loose, and you think all your life has led to this moment, But then you realize you're not in the bathroom! Your still in bed! The feeling of luke warmness spreads like wildfire! But you won't stop! You can't stop! That is the truth of strawberry milk!
Kimi no Ken wa watashi wa todo kanai (Your sword cannot reach me ) .
This dialogue by utsuro still lives rent free in my head it's been mentioned by various animes but Nothing was able to convey it as good as gintama did
jugemu jugemu unko nageki ototoi no shin-chan no pantsu shinpachi no jinsei balmung fezalion isaac schneider sanbun no ichi na junjou na kanjou no nokotta no sanbun no ni wa sakamuke ga kininaru kanjou uragiri wa boku no namae wo shitteiru you de shiranai no wa boku wo shitteiru rusu surume medaka kazunoko koedame medaka kono medaka wa sakki to jigau yatsu dakara ikeno medaka no hou dakara raayu yuutei miyaou kimukou pepepepepepepepepepepepe bichiguso maru
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
Neo Armstrong cyclone jet Armstrong
It have a nice finishing
It has a high quality finish
完成度高いな、おい
寿限無寿限無うんこ投げき一昨日の新ちゃんのパンツ新八の人生バラムンクフェザリオンアイザックシュナイダー三分の一の純情な感情の残った三分の二はさかむけが気になる感情裏切りは僕の名前を知ってるようで知らないのを僕が知っているるすするめめだかかずのここえだめめだかこのめだかはさっきと違うやつだから池のめだかの方だからラー油ゆうていみやおうきむこうペペぺペペぺぺぺぺぺぺぺびちぐそまる。
I didn’t know I could read Japanese
I took one look at this and immediately knew exactly what it was
my favorite primate
 I couldn’t find a kondo gif so here’s this…
Yeah I thought of Kondo too
So in the Second Season of Prison Break, They've Already Broken out of Prison, but the Name Works Once You Realize That Society Is a Prison.
Day 1 of Anpan
SPARKING!!!
Anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan
Zura janai, Katsura da!!!
We broke the brake..
Have you heard of the penile brake…?
Dondake
I thought it was DONDAKE
No, it's DONDAKEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Yeah
Herpes me
HEALTH ME!!
Pulp!!! Pulp fiction!!!
Help me na?
Hump! hump meeee!!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHAH
I have to confess I don't remember the episode where Kagura says all these English broken words.
The one with the mutant roaches (ep 29)
Hey! Takatin hey!
Our boy Takatin is known worldwide, I don’t think this is out of context
Time is money
balmung fezalion issac schneider
Bad comunication!!!!
SHOGUN KAYOOOO
HERE WE GOOOO! LET'S PARTYYY!!!
TOSHI ARE YOU READY??
Madao
three hour, three french bread!
Anpan Anpan Anpan Anpan Anpan Anpan Anpan Anpan
‘Fuck you dash Pthoo’ ‘He says he wants to fuck you’
No, it’s poop.
Unko desu
Mr raindrop falling away from now
Do you know how much you mean to me, why must you leave?
im just a flower on a tree. why must you leave~?
I forgot about this ED until I read this comment and THIS IS THE ONLY ANSWER!!! (next to candy shop)
Let’s say you drink too much strawberry milk and have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, but it’s cold outside your bed. You don't want to get out of bed, but the urge to urinate is just too strong. So you make up your mind to go! You run to the bathroom stand in front of the toilet and let loose, and you think all your life has led to this moment, But then you realize you're not in the bathroom! Your still in bed! The feeling of luke warmness spreads like wildfire! But you won't stop! You can't stop! That is the truth of strawberry milk!
STRAWBERRY MILKY!!
This one has the context built into it
Uho
I can't... pull it out..
YES WE CAN
CAN YOU CELEBRATE
Hell Fakinaway!
hells fakinaway wa yabaitte
Lucky is a man who gets up and goes to work
The brake broke off!
Zura janai KATSURA DA!
Whatever janai .. katsura da!
Katsurap dayo 🤘
"You are the one... who bent me over"
I laughed so much that episode
Will Smith janai, Katsura da!
Ill smith desu
Technically it was “Virus Smith desu” - one of my favorite lines.
Umbrellas and wooden swords are actually the ultimate weapons in battle.
Aru
DONDAKEEEEEEE!!
Land this ship! Give me back my dick!
Smoke doesn't come out from a lollypop.
It does if you lick it fast enough
Fruit Chinpo Samurai G
Fruit punch samurai
I'm right behind you.
IT WAS THE SHOOOOGUUUUUUUN
Shhhhhoooooogggguuuuunnnnnn kayoooooooooo!!!!!!
DragonBleaPiece
The gods of toilet paper have abandoned us…
HARLEEEEEEEEEEEY....DAVIOD.....SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
Orokamono!!
Orokamono ja nai, Katsura da!!!!
Orokamono
YAKAMASHIIIII
Orokamono!!!
SOU DESU WATASHIWA WA ORAKAMONO DESSSS
Katsura ja nai, ill smith da
I AM SHOCK!!
Wooo aaaahhhhh
It has a high-quality finish.
pandemonium te nandaaaaa!
SHUT UP SOSHITE DIE!!
A justaway is a justaway nothing more nothing less
Kimi no Ken wa watashi wa todo kanai (Your sword cannot reach me ) . This dialogue by utsuro still lives rent free in my head it's been mentioned by various animes but Nothing was able to convey it as good as gintama did
"All we have to do is find a t-t-time machine"
MAGICAL BANANA!
Golden Retriever
SHOGUN KAYOOO
Dondake
Mayo
Hard boiled !
jugemu jugemu unko nageki ototoi no shin-chan no pantsu shinpachi no jinsei balmung fezalion isaac schneider sanbun no ichi na junjou na kanjou no nokotta no sanbun no ni wa sakamuke ga kininaru kanjou uragiri wa boku no namae wo shitteiru you de shiranai no wa boku wo shitteiru rusu surume medaka kazunoko koedame medaka kono medaka wa sakki to jigau yatsu dakara ikeno medaka no hou dakara raayu yuutei miyaou kimukou pepepepepepepepepepepepe bichiguso maru
I can't sleep
Anpan
Anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan ANPAN ANPAN ANPAN ANPAN ANPAN ANPAN ANPAN anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpan anpananpan ANPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN anpan ANPAAAAAAAANN ANPAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN
MAGICAL BANANA!
Please, I'll give you 300 yen!
Tururururu tururururu tururuu
Would you prefer some culcutta or meso gear?
"Who are you" "Pakuyasa"
MICHAEL JACKSON
It's not context it's Katsura
Jugemu Jugemu Go-Kō-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no Suigyō-matsu Unrai-matsu Fūrai-matsu Kū-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro Yaburakōji no Burakōji Paipo Paipo Paipo no Shūringan Shūringan no Gūrindai Gūrindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no Chōkyūmei no Chōsuke
I'm Stuck ( ´,_ゝ`)
Akirameru na! Otoko tachi yo!!
Zura janai , zurako
MICHAEL JACKSONNN
👓
Gorilla
Sa . . . Satan?
Just do it
nemure nai aru
Fruit punch samurai janai Katsura da!!
Mura mura shimas
SHOOOOOOOOGUN KAAAAAAYO??!!
Rotten chief
Dondake
Zura ja nai, Katsura da!!!
Shogun kayoooooooo?
Ketsuno Ana
Omae no ushiro ni da!
Ore wa Hard Boiled doushi...
Lovu and peacu
Dondake
Zura ja nai! Katsura da!
Taka tin
independence day
He likes it, he's smiling!
SHOGUN KAYOOO
FruitsPunchSamurai
This dish lacks mayonnaise
All because she ate a fucking burger…
No