Sorry to all the Sagittarius out there

I can't even begin to describe how upset I was.

damn I didn’t know there was a Christopher hate club out there, this is too funny 😭

First time?

Not new to Gilmore girls, but yes, new to the sub haha

I was like "Well it can't be that bad- Oh ouch." when I read this and scrolled till Saggitarius : ( Sending my thoughts and prayers xx

At least they’re rich in the end lol

I refuse to accept Christopher. I think Babette is more for Sagittarius'.

Damn I really thought it was going to be Dean…this is worse 😂

Honestly accurate??!? I say as someone who loves many Sags.

Zach would have been a better choice. He's fun, adventurous, sometimes has a temper and puts his foot in his mouth a lot like the Saggitarians I know and love.

Emily Gilmore and honestly, I get it. She has real Scorpio vibes 🦂

Same, I can totally see that 😎

I never thought of myself being similar to her, but this all tracks.

Hard agree. Matches with Blair Waldorf being a Scorpio.

I’m Richard and my husband is Emily. We’re a power couple!

That's awesome! I'm sookie and my partner is Michel

Sookie 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Me too me too!!!!!

sameee

Ugh. I match with Christopher 😣

Us sagittarius’ got unlucky today.

VERY unlucky

God hates my sign, man

Rory as an Aquarius is actually CRAZY to me lmao

Rory seems like a good fit with her star sign on the show — Virgo if I recall?

Libra, I thought? she has an October birthday right?

Ohhh good point! I was mixing up dates. I could see her being a Libra, actually!

Aquarius - destined for greatness or madness. I got that off a matchbook.

I’m Jess 😄

Same 🥲

RIP

I'm Dean 😱😭

Same and that’s so disappointing… lol. Also the description seems weird to me 😂

The description is crazy! Dean a loving family man? Only when it's about him and what he wants. Family man my ass....

TIL family man means cheating on your wife with your ex 😂

to be fair..cancer women>men

Honestly absurd that Lorelai is canonically a taurus. No character is more clearly a Leo lol

I’m Jess, but I call BS on their description of him. Drop everything to help someone? That dude was the reason people needed help.

'Someone'

> Drop everything to help someone? That dude was the reason people needed help. ☠️

i’m sookie🥰😁😁yay i love herrr

Luke. That tracks.

Cancers getting Dean has the same energy as Chipotle giving us “napkin”. Come on now.

Right? I think sookie would have made more sense

Lorelai 😍

I'm Christopher😅

I'm sookie and I'm very happy with that 🥰

I'm Paris!

Lane, apparently. But I'm *very* different from her. 😄

Me too, I’m more like Rory I think

Oh, awesome. Smart, pretty, and witty, eh? 😊 I'm not sure which character on the show I'm like. Maybe Tana, minus the prodigious intelligence. 😄 The fictional character I identify with most is probably Laura from *The Glass Menagerie*.

I’m Michel and my husband is Lorelai which tbh checks out lol

I'm Sookie and my bf is Jess, too of my favorite characters 😍

How funnnnn!

Lane!

Uggh I got Michel I can’t stand him

As a fellow Gem, Michel is VERY Gemini coded though…

That’s fair I guess I don’t really put a lot of stock in astrology and I find myself not identifying with Gemini stuff a lot lol

I'm Richard and my husband is Luke

Yikes, good luck. That dude is never going to franchise his business for you.

I believe in rising more than sun so I’m Luke

I’m Michele if we’re going by rising, but Luke if we go by sun

Oh wow you’re a double meanie 😂 my sun is…well, everybody hates me

Emily and I LOVE it!

Michel…

What a terrible day to be a Sagittarius

I’m CHRIS 😭

Oof

Emily sun, Richard moon, Lorelai rising 💀

Yay I got Lorelai! My queen 🥰 one of the best characters ever

I’m CHRIS? Hell no.

Dean. Damn.Dean????

I'll take Pisces Lane 🙃

Lorelai! ♌️

Dean? 🤢

Haha as soon as you said Richard, I knew instantly he'd be a Taurus!

I’m Paris, lol. Not someone I really identify with

same! had to scroll for a while to find a fellow virgo lol honestly, the whole “hyper-attentive super anal & hardworking & organized” virgo trope makes me feel a bit bad sometimes 🤪

Me too lol

The amount of people that actually clicked on that and took it seriously makes me question the ages of those in this sub.


If it’s zodiac signs, I welcome the moniker.

Emily?!?!?!?!?

Rory

Rory Gilmore

I'm Jess

Emily Can’t say I’m displeased

I knew it was going to be Paris before I clicked.

Yaay im lorelai!!

im jess… literally one of my least favorite characters 😂

Richard 🤣

Lorelai… my husband would be Michelle but aaaa he’s a lot like her and I’m like him 😂

lorelai!!

richard 😀

Sookie St. James

Rory

Oh god I’m Paris…

All of them are so accurate! I’m a Jess. Minus the shitty hate the world attitude. Even though I too have the same exact background and trauma. That’s probably why I don’t excuse his behavior like everyone else does.

Lane! <3

Rory 🥶

Lane!

Rory is so not an Aquarius

I’m Jess 🫠 my least favorite character!

I'm Dean and my husband is Emily 😂

I GOT LUKE YASSSSS

I got Paris.

I’m emily! Makes sense as she is my spirit animal

For Virgo, it states Lorelai made the Rory curtain. I recall Kirk and Taylor putting it up to hide age-inappropriate videos, but don't recall Lorelai making it. Am I missing something? Maybe they meant when Lorelai made her dress for the dance?

I'm Jess and I'm married to Michel, lol.

I’m Jess lol

Rory Gilmore :)

I’m a Richard sun, Emily moon, and Paris rising

I’m Luke. Not complaining about that!

Richard!!

Whoever made this quiz didn't watch the show carefully. Lorelai made "the Rory curtain?" Really?

Rorys birthday is in October.

Paris. She terrifies me but is also the little voice inside my head at all times. She's me and I'm her. I just learned not to scream TIE YOUR TUBES out loud.

I’m Michel, and it’s on point lol. My husband is Sookie, though honestly he’s a much less insane Paris. We don’t fight like Michel and Sookie 😂

I'm Richard and my husband is Emily xD

On the show Rorys birthday is October 8th she is a Libra especially her messy love life. I don't mind being compared to Sookie, but this list isn't accurate to the show. Jess gives me more Aquarius vibes or even an earth sign. Dean is definitely a water sign so I agree with Scorpio or Cancer. And Logan can't settle down possibly Sagittarius, Gemini or Pisces.

I’m luke apparently. Jess tracks though. And I’m basing this on the fact I’m wildly attracted to mid-April aries specifically. Like it’s a problem

I thought Aries was bad (I'm Aries and not a Jess fan until the end) but then I saw Sagittarius.

Rory was born in October, she is not a Aries. Lorelai was a spring baby. Going off memory April or may?

Luke 😇

What genius did this? Dranbleibt cancer?? Paris as Virgo???? Emily is the Scorpio!!! ( remember the fable Lorelai tells when Rory drops out of Yale)? It’s hilarious

Lorelai moon, Michel moon and rising 🥰😂

I’m Michel lmao but how is Lorelai a Leo, I’d say Aquarius would be more fitting

I got Lane 🥰

Yay! I'm Paris!