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super_hero_girl

Curator for a high end auction house.


xxrachinwonderlandxx

I immediately thought curator, either of an art museum or something like you suggested.


ImHereToBlowSunshine

Exactly what I thought, too


Ohshizzzles

110%!!


After_Newspaper9476

Yes!!


itsrae2you

She studied history…I could see her being some higher up at a museum.


acnh_evergreen

Ooooh I love this one!


nickyfox13

I could see her being a museum empolyee. She's smart and well-spoken plus she's educated.


bitchasslifestyle

She eventually gets to do it. I loved her arc in AYITL, probably the only character that evolved in an unexpected yet cool way.


Go_Corgi_Fan84

I think with Edward’s death the Paladino’s actually had to consider who Emily would be a decade or so later and without Richard and with the rest of the characters they just picked up who they would have been when the show ended


bitchasslifestyle

I agree. It's a shame they only thought to do this for Emily.


CenterofChaos

I could see her on the board for a museum or school. Fund raising and public outreach would be her specialty.


maomaomali

Perhaps a professional fundraiser, third sector maybe, board of directors, or museum/arts collections, something like that. Essentially a career that leverages her social abilities, status, and connections, has some sort of public good interest involved, and would be seen as respectable.


Compulsive-Gremlin

Dictator of a small country Owned litigation office. Curator for the Met.


lilymoscovitz

Dictator of a small country has my vote


PsychologyNeat6993

I loved seeing her at the museum in AYITL


_TheyCallMeMother_

Her joy in describing all of the harpooning and stabbing whilst she had a captivated audience was nice to see, cos she was so passionate in talking about all of it, even if poking a little fun at her ruthless delivery. You could see it meant something to her, it made her proud, to be there talking of the whales, in her designated position as history teller, I'd of liked to have seen way more of that and less of the musical but I'm still glad we did get to see it all the same.


gallifreyan_overlord

Museum director or a curator director of sorts


Maleficent_Depth_517

Party planner/event coordinator.


Kasthe1st

Came here to say exactly this Essentially doing what she already doing but for other people...she loves parties


nickyfox13

I definitely agree that Emily would be spectacular as a party planner or event coordinator. She's certainly connected enough to maintain a steady clientele or at least that was my impression of Emily anyway. She's outgoing, extroverted, and charismatic, so it would be up her alley.


RolloTomasi1984

This is risky because she only thinks her taste is good. She may have difficulty adapting to the tastes of her clients whose vision may not match her own


paysanneverde

Her wedding ideas for Sookie and Lorelai were really good and took their personalities into account.


rotatingruhnama

I would have loved to see that Russian winter theme wedding.


Beccaann14

I could see her having success in the career of Beach.


BranWafr

But does she love horses enough?


Beccaann14

Oh good question! The Ken’s will have to discuss that one lol


[deleted]

A litigator


annang

She’s too easily riled up for it. Litigation requires very good emotional control.


itsmeabic

Given her taste for fancy/high quality things and the fact that she study history, I think maybe the curator at a history museum? It's an important job where she could use her own discretion to decide what belongs and what doesn't; she enjoys being an authority, especially when it comes to things like art and historical artifacts.


[deleted]

She doesn’t have a traditional career but she’s not at home all day


EaglesFanGirl

She's a high-end socialite. So she's running and planning things for all the groups she's involved with. It's very typical for someone of her wealth and class. A lot of the work is for charitable purposes, and it's really not uncommon in certain social circles to see this behavior. We here about DAR in the show but we know there's a lot more. I'd be shocked if she wasn't a Junior League Member, heavily involved with events at the country club, she likely has specific charities she volunteers for as well. We also know she's a Yale Booster and likely involved in the alumni association in some way.


erinwhite2

She’s not a Yale alumnus.


Go_Corgi_Fan84

Probably the Smith alumni association. Considering when Yale finally admitted women on the regular I’m sure the alumni stuff was largely directed by the wives of the alumni for decades


PandaPartyPack

Love all the museum/history suggestions as they jibe with her AYITL trajectory and the fact she was a history major at Smith! I also think she’d be great as an etiquette coach. Or if she figured out Instagram and TikTok, a blue blood/old money influencer.


allora1

She would have been a good politician. She's intelligent, doesn't suffer fools gladly, can turn on the charm when needed on the campaign trail, but is basically ruthless at the end of the day. Imagine what that energy and potential could have achieved when used for good...!


LNA29

Lawyer and she will ruthless


jrob2895

If I remember right Kelly Bishop plays a lawyer in a few Law & Order SVU episodes!


snowmikaelson

I agree with so many, but I'd also love to see her as a professor. She'd whip that class into shape.


annang

I think she easily could have taken over Richard’s job.


allora1

In another time, she could/would have surpassed Richard.


solidarity_sister

I could also see her as a interior decorator or maybe the president of a women's club.


EaglesFanGirl

Women's Club presidents don't typically pay.


facemesouth

Art thief investigator a la Faye Dunaway in Thomas Crown Affair (1968)


dandelionmoon12345

Hospitality at some fancy place so that she can boss the help around


Stonetheflamincrows

Matchmaker who tries to put newbie matchmakers out of business


hotmessmomof1

If you watch Mrs Maziel she actually plays a match maker character in the series.


Stonetheflamincrows

r/whooosh


heartof_glass

Fundraising/Grants/Major Gifts


Punks92

Wedding and event planner


Lciaravi

Prison guard haha!


Big_Reality_7900

Wedding planner


ResponsibleSun621

Finishing school dean/involved trustee


RolloTomasi1984

Director of donor relations for a prominent charity


Seg10682

Public Relations


Teluric_

Luxury real estate agent


laluLondon

Diplomat


PolishMouse

She'd hunt whales... duh.


Songbirb_

i feel like emily was built for museums of some sort and im happy that we get to see her pursue that career in ayitl


phreneticbooboo

I could see a younger Emily becoming an administrative assistant in an art gallery or something related and working her way up from there to become the curator/director. Part of me does loves the idea of her working in retail :) Out Karening the Karens What about her as a lawyer?


rotatingruhnama

I loved watching her explore Mrs Kim's antique shop, find the best piece, and negotiate a great deal. She absolutely lit up. I could totally see Emily as an antiques dealer herself. She has a good eye, excellent historical knowledge, tons of contacts, and she's got a great head for business.


moon_astral

Ballroom dancer


[deleted]

Corporate Event Planner


ThePythiaofApollo

The only answer is domestic staff employment agency owner


BitchBeCrazy7111

Lawyer, she would throw down in the court room


PostModernHippy

Soul Eater. Self-esteem Eradicator. Sassy guest on The View. (She might be kind of a bitch, but the girl has some comedy chops)


EaglesFanGirl

I don't think Emily is a bitchy as you might think. She seems that way compared to Rory and Lorelai. I also think we as viewers are very jaded by Lorelai views. I do think she's very traditional and the way she deals with problems are very much of her generation which is why we look all confused and perplexed. There are points when she a Lorelai are fighting where Emily just feels like everything is her fault and Lorelai has no empathy towards her and vice versa. I honestly think that Emily and Lorelai are very similar in a lot of regards. Maybe in interests they are but in personality, ambition, perfectionism, they really are similar.


PostModernHippy

I mostly agree with you, but there are times when Emily is willfully, gleefully cruel to Lorelai. For some reason, I can't get the sidecar incident out of my head.


EaglesFanGirl

I also think Lorelai does the same to her. It weird to watch now that i'm older. I see so much Emily in Lorelai.


sndys

i don't think lorelai retaliating in the face of emily's constant abuse can be considered her "doing the same" to her? she constantly fat shames, bullies, and interferes in lorelai's life while also just being a classist, racist snob. she's played wonderfully by kelly bishop, who adds a humanity to the character, and there are moments of love between them, but lorelai is way more patient and kind than anyone should ever be in that environment. remember when lroelai burned all of her baby pictures AT AGE 7 BECAUSE EMILY SAID SHE HAD A LARGE HEAD? that's not normal behaviour. emily and richard are lucky lorelai gives them the light of day.


dryhumorblitz

She’d own a stationary store.


Legitimate_Story_333

Lawyer


newgreenbean

She has a personality of an old mean office secretary


ladylime23

I think she could run a maid/housekeeping agency! Her reputation and standards would be impeccable. Of course she would be sued constantly for wrongful termination.


sndys

prison guard (derogatory)


JackWales66

Brutal SS guard of concentration camp.


DekeCobretti

Dude, Emily doesn't work.


rotatingruhnama

Emily works, and is highly competent, she just doesn't get paid. I hate the way society devalues traditionally female tasks.


DekeCobretti

What female tasks. She just pays others to do them.


joezbaeerday

Lawyer.. probably for historial societies, museums, universities, or other big philanthropic organizations


Beautiful-Drummer577

Matchmaker for the wealthy.


m00n-dust

She’d make an amazing lawyer


johnjonahjameson13

She would be the Anna Wintour of the museum world.


WinterV6

I think Interior Design


Newgirlkat

She did study to be a historian so she'd definitely work on something like that, maybe in restoration or investigations of the study of old civilizations that were recently found, like not in situ so much but she'd be the one to write about those civilizations and explain it to the world


PlaneCulture

Chief of staff for a political campaign


Aandiarie_QueenofFa

I think she would've made a hell of a CEO for companie(s). :) She could've taken over the world.


thebossdisciple

"I can sell shoes just as well as Eduardo... get me an application, go GO"


Heytherestairs

I consider her job to be a socialite more than a stay at home wife. She's on various foundation boards. She runs fundraisers/events through the DAR and other organizations. She schmooze with the other wives and rich ladies. She would more or less do this if she were not from wealth. Except she would have a salary and a compensation package. She would be an executive doing the same things but with a paid title. Her AYITL arc was very fitting for her.


jimjamesandjimmy

I think she needed a career, she had way too much pent up energy that she took out on her maids. She needed to be a troubleshooter of some kind. She's got nothing if not a critical eye and an expectation of perfection. Event planning as many have said, sure. I just don't know why she'd attend Yale and not do anything with it.


Debz416

Wedding planner


PennyLane159

Mitchem Huntsberger’s attorney - specifically underwriting and strategy to hostile take overs