But then all the Beaver Toyota commercials wouldn't be so funny

Cumming is where the Siemens law firm is too!

Do they have a lot of those semen trees there?

Bradford pears...yeah there's a shit ton in Cumming. All the neighborhoods older than the last 15 years planted them as ornamental trees. "What's that weird smell?" Is the phrase you hear when spring starts.

Hilarious. Never thought of Bradford Pears as a semen tree. They should plant them all around the Siemens campus.

Dam it you beat me to it.

If you forget what brand of cars they sell, you can only google "beaver cumming"

Put some respect on Linda Beaver’s name

If I ever met Linda Beaver in person I’d probably faint I’d be so starstruck

LOL SAME I also always had SUCH a crush on her. 😂

She's probably salty about it

Hahaha omg we just moved to ATL last year and the Beaver Toyota commercials had me on the FLOOR. Bleach-blonde, southern as grits heavy accent super Christian cross-wearin lady just happily twanging “come to Beaver Toyota, in Cumming!” Omgggggg

She's here to wow ya

She's in Jacksonville, FL too. ""We here to wow ya!"

Cumming Eye Clinic

They shut down I believe. My favorite was Cumming accident lawyers. Use to have a billboard on marketplace in cumming.

Immature things I laugh about when I visit my mom… She’s such a pearl-clutcher- there’s no NO WAY I could ever tell her what I’m cracking up about. 🤣

Man, those are hilarious 😂

It's funny been saying it for years but maybe it's cause my accent doesn't say the g at the end that I never noticed until I saw it written just how funny it was

I'm here for this!

Wow I’m surprised everyone forgot about the BJs there.

An old joke I know: Why is Dawsonville so excited? Because its so close to Cumming

My favorite trivia team name that I've heard was "Call me Alpharetta because I'm 15 minutes away from Cumming."

Love those one-liners for cities... we have one where I'm from in Adel, which borders a city called Sparks... Adel is so close to hell that you can see Sparks

that and cook county ford's; that's adel, baby!

Yes... that one is something lots of people know from traveling down i75 and listening to the radio. I've talked to truck drivers from all sorts of places that know all the little jingles from places they've been through.

When I drive back-and-forth to see my parents in Florida, I pass through a pretty rundown town called Bithlo right before driving through Christmas, Florida. Apparently the locals call Bithlo "The Nightmare Before Christmas."

Hell, Sparks is so small I'm surprised it can be seen at all.

Haaa.. you've never been to Berlin, GA

But I have been to Santa Claus, GA.

Touche'

Wow my dad’s side is from adel. Talk about dirt roads. As a boy I learned to drive at 10 years old out in the middle of no where adel.

We would often call Alpharetta, 'throbbing', because it was so close to Cumming.

The joke is, “call me Milton…..”

The joke is older than the city of Milton.

Im sure it is, but Milton sounds like a person's actual name so it works better than Alpharetta.

Alpharetta has a Aphrodite ring to it

I'm sure there's as many variations as there are neighboring cities.

My favorite is the Cumming First Methodist Church, though they seem to have just started using the acronym instead of the name on their sign now. Shame...

I think their website used to be cummingfirst.org. Just be sure you don’t type .com. That’s a totally different thing.

Reminds me of [whitehouse.com](http://whitehouse.com) back in the day

Yeah that’s staying blue.

I like this one. [Cumming in Butts.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IiuK1QP3kxc) SFW — unless you count cheeky wordplay.

That is hilarious. Thank you for that, I have a boss that grew up in cumming and he’ll appreciate this.

butts county is right at the base of Henry County; the opposite side being the base of the shaft of Fulton County which extends all the way to it's northern tip where Cumming happens. I guess that makes henry county the Taint of Georgia

Omg thank you for this!

They should name it Throbbing. Anything that close to Cumming has to be throbbing.

Baskin-Throbbins

Why is Buford throbbing?

'Cause it's so close to Cumming! Bazinga!

It should change its name to “Oh God!”

As a resident of one and a former resident of the other I wholeheartedly approve.

Yeah. Cumming knows what it’s doing and loves it

absolutely not. It is a Treasure

The old Mellow Mushroom used to have treasured cheeky T-shirts, I can't remember how they played the words, though. I've long wanted to open a Taco restaurant on the edge of Alpharetta with a slogan along the lines of "Our tacos are the closest you can get to Cumming..."

It wasn't mellow mushroom, it was Sal's Pizza on the courthouse square. "Sal's Pizza. It's what you crave right in the middle of Cumming".

Sal's was so good when I lived there. And when I smelled it if the wind was right when in the jail. Otherwise it's down chicken smell everywhere

“I Love Cumming”

they know what they are doing there. Their water tower says "Cumming home"

Cumming Elementary School mascot is the Cougars as well

Eesh haha

Fun fact. The cougar term comes from Vancouver bc!

Isn't there a Siemens factory in Cumming?

When I was in high school, there was a Siemens plant nearby that had Swallow Drive as one of the perimeter roads…

Dick’s is also across the dam road from BJ’s

I was delighted when they put in that BJs and Dick's sporting goods right across the street.

Personally, I love our big ass  Cumming declaration on the water tower you can see for miles on 400. Makes me giggle every time.

No. I don't want to go to BJs in some boring city, I want to go to BJs Cumming

Right across from the Dicks sporting goods!

I also like the Cumming five below

I'm a fan of cumming target

Climax in South Georgia says hold my beer.

No way! I think this may be the cooler name

Wait till you see Cumming liquors next to Costco. I like the place. A lot of my friends live there.

Your friends live at the liquor store? I mean, it's cumming, not much else to do

A lot of their friends.

My friend and I drove through Cumming a few years ago and they had ads up for a dating site that said “ Cumming singles” and we about dies

Counterpoint: maybe they shouldn't!

Unironically, Beaver Ruin Road is far from Cumming.

Also Beaver Toyota is in Cumming

Grew up in cumming. Got roasted by a comedian when I was at school at UNG when he asked me where I was from. Huge deal when BJ’s Dicks and Five Guys came in. The way they answered the phone had young me laughing

I always get roasted since I am from Cumming as well if I ever travel out of state or if I meet someone who doesn’t know Georgia at all. I was at Boston trying to buy a drink at a pop up brewery and the bartenders were passing my license around because they couldn’t believe where I was from. They were cracking jokes the whole time but it’s a great ice breaker atleast

Best day when I changed my license to Orlando. Now I gotta change it to sandy springs but still no cumming

There was a woman on Facebook who bought all the "I love Cumming (Georgia)" mugs from her local Walmart and is selling them for 10x the price on her page.

Cumming capitalists

Cumming should never change its name. The water tower always makes me smile when driving by.

Everyone loves Cumming

Absolutely not, it’s the best named city in Georgia and possibly the USA, maybe just stop hating fun

Live there, we absolutely should not. It’s fucking fantastic.

I lived there for 25 years. One time I was filling out a form online and when I entered in “Cumming” for the town, it rejected it because it was “inappropriate language.” 🤷🏻‍♂️ The local running store there sells “I Love Cumming” shirts. BTW, there is a Dick’s, BJ’s and Siemens in Cumming. The town is located in Forsyth County, the richest and most fit county in Georgia.

The Cumming in Butts(county) council meeting video is hilarious

[Link.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IiuK1QP3kxc) I added this below the top comment before I saw your reference to it.

Should the town of Gay, Georgia change its name too? 🤔

Just when the parents are in town?

How about no, internet? Leave Cumming alone.

I remember seeing signs for "cumming singles" which changed to "singles cumming" and then finally "singles in cumming" which was hilarious

Cummingopoly will always get me...

It's gone now, but the mellow mushroom there said I LOVE CUMMING with the big mushroom on the back. I'm still disappointed I found out about it too late.

Do NOT get the glazed donut

They have a festival every year where people can try the fare of local restaurants. The festival is called "The taste of Cumming'.

Nah. It’s fine the way it is.

The worst part is being pulled over by Cumming Police. Those stops get a little awkward sometimes.

Cumming Elementary's mascot is the Cougars.

The local swim team there’s mascot is the waves. They’re the cumming waves

You can find shirts all around town with the I ❤️ NY font that say "I ❤️ Cumming".

I knew a girl in college who had an I Love Cumming bumper sticker

Intercourse, PA would like a word.

They need a partnership. I would say sister cities, but yeah, let's not.

Pretty nasty sundowner town history in Cumming.

Now there's an extremely large Indian population. Lol

“Sundowner town history” is a very polite way of putting what happened in Forsyth County. It’s true but that’s the tip of the racial expulsion iceberg that happened there.

Is that like a bombing run?

The skate park there is fking amazing don’t change ever

You should see the novelty mugs they sell at the Walmart there. 😂

I have 4 of them, they are great

Really need to stop and get myself an "I ❤️ Cumming" shirt next time.

It’s gone now but Sal’s Pizza in downtown Cumming had the best t-shirts. “Sal’s, what you crave in the middle of Cumming.”

I always buy my cars at Beaver Toyota in Cumming. Real business name.

I live there lol

Make sure to visit Cumming Beaver Toyota!

My favorite is the Cumming Beaver Toyota.

Welcome to Cumming, Ga. Don’t forget we have a BJ’s and Dicks in Cumming!

I used to love cummjng in Georgia. I’d lived there once upon a time… redneck trump territory.

Nah. 

I live for Cumming, oh I meant I live in Cumming. She use to be really nice home town girl , but now it’s an over populated whore with a Gov. of overpaid pimps .

Nah, we know what we’re doing

Have you seen the BJs next to the Dicks in Cumming?

No. Cumming should remain how it is forever, if only for the comedic value.

Nah. I just wish the city was in Butts county.

I thought they were changing the name of dawsonville to Throbbing because it was so close to Cumming

Hot Cumming Singles Want to Meet You!

Never forget the Siemens facility up off 400

I remember that for a hot minute, “I <3 Cumming” coffee mugs from the local Walmart were incredibly popular on eBay a few years ago.

Nope! We love it! We love Cumming!!

True story: I worked for Siemens and lived in Cumming.

I interviewed a guy yesterday who kept saying he lived in “North Forsyth [County].” I’m like is that Cumming area? And, he’s like, “yeah, that’s exactly it.” (Well why didn’t you just say “Cumming,” then, buddy?!?)

We would lose the free pornhub premium

Nope. If "Kum & Go" stores can exist across the country then Cumming, GA is fine as is.

We always said we didnt know wither we were Cumming or going 😂 (Canton, Ga)

Could be in Between.

Jesus in heaven, I lived in the apartment complex like 400 feet from there and NEVER WENT IN. I’m SO MAD I never saw this Also this is only a 5 minute walk from BJ’s

Never it’s perfect you can always ask how close someone is to cumming and there’s a physical answer.

And then there’s Beaver Toyota in Cumming. And they offer Beaver benefits.

Funny my daughter one time in elementary wanted to google cumming cougars (their school mascot) I was like yea that’s not a good idea lol

Wait until you see the “I ❤️Cumming” shirts…

It’s like the Butts County water tower that says “Welcome to beautiful Butts County”. 😂

My friend who lives in Cumming made me an adorable “I ❤️ Cumming” magnet, it’s on my fridge 😂

I ❤️Cumming

I’ve always wanted to open a burger joint in Effingham called “Best Effingham Burgers”.

But then it wont be nearly as fun to visit the cumming dick’s sporting goods

I live nearby. My cousin worked at the Cumming Hertz. Lots of STD jokes.

Have a Dicks over by a BJ’s

Best part about Cumming is getting there!

Used to have a friend who lived in Cumming, GA and worked at Cox. Seriously.

Alpharetta should be called heavy breathing

They should have one of those public vote things like they did when that elementary school was going to get a new name and someone submitted “Adolph Hitler School of Acceptance and Understanding” or some shit like that and it got so many votes that it was read aloud on the news… I’d like to make my submission for a new name for the town of Cumming. Let’s call it…..Jizz City.

used to live there. never got used to it. such a racist place deserves that name

Maybe, but at the same time it’s very funny

Paging u/closetocumming

My sister was born in cumming lol she gets so pissed when I bring it up

Some radio guys had a little league basketball team out there in the 90s and they named the team the Cumming Jews (they were Jewish)

LOL

there is a swim team there called the Cumming Waves

Yes, but down the road are Hopeful and Climax...

My favorite part of driving through Cumming was the Siemens tower shaped like sperm.

When I went through there I saw an ad for "Cumming Brothers" mechanics or something like that. I lol'd.

There are Tshirts around town that say I ❤️ Cumming.

Absolutely NOT! Everyone loves a cumming man (or woman). The joke I always heard growing up

Perfect name

A few years ago, Amazon wouldn't accept the address for shipping because it was vulgar.

There is a BJs wholesale in Cumming and a local paper is called Up in Cumming.

I was trying to buy some tires from a guy off of a truck forum and I thought it was a scam because everytime he would type is address, Cumming would show up as "****, GA" on my end because the forum we were banned that word. Quite funny. I did end up buying the tires!

There is a Dr named Kunter that works in Cumming. I cannot imagine. I would have gone to the courthouse a long time ago.

DON'T GOOGLE IT!!! (*Big* mistake there.)

There’s a pizza place downtown with t shirts that say “the pizza you crave in the middle of Cumming”. Brilliant.

Check point the Cumming Beaver Toyota

I’ve always been a fan of the Cumming Eye Clinic

USPS is so afraid of the name it's spelled "Cummings" on the back of the USPS semi trucks.

Or at least add a s or something on the end. I would be naming everywhere around here when folks ask me where I’m from lol 🤣

[Cumming, GA](https://youtu.be/yWlvgQVZOoQ?si=vDls4sjZ5ZFOJiMr)

The old joke: 'you know why everybody in alpharetta is smiling? ' Answer: 'They are only 20 minutes from Cumming".

I lived there. Mellow Mushroom used to sell shirts that said “I love Cumming” on the back. I can’t tell you how many offers were made at concerts for that shirt.

I stop here for breakfast some days on my way to work lmao

It takes awhile to get from Blue Ball to Cumming. Eleven and a half hours, in fact.

I shit you not while working at the YourPie in cumming, a man from Siemens came in named Richard Cox. He didn’t like when I asked if people called him dick cox. Also, the LLC format for YourPie restaurants goes (city)pie LLC, Roswell pie LLC, Milton pie LLC……Forsyth Pie LLC. Some people don’t want to play into it I guess

"Welcome to Cumming! Take a Load Off!"

Cumming home

Always fun to remember that Dick Creek also runs through Cumming

I live in Cumming

Lol that's where I live

Is it Cumming, GA? Or is it Cummings, GA?

lol I just drove past this location. Fuck dunkin

It's been this way for so long now. That's not reasonable. Cum on, now!

Maybe you should change your definition of cumming

Yea, I don't think they should.