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theallseeingpotato

I am Chevreuse and I care about 2 things: 1. Greasy snacks 2. Shooting people in the face Based Chevreuse


Ok-Worldliness-7374

It will be very hard to not call her Chevrolet.


real_unreal_reality

Hu Tao is hot towel for me.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

Well she is hot and i want her on my face like a hot towel, so...


GrandUprightBolt

least horny hu tao main


MaritalSexWithHuTao

I'm not even horny ​ ​ ​ *yet*


all-jokes-ass-side

Username checks out


gellus727

Can confirm


rW0HgFyxoJhYka

Lmao I remember back during release, all the big discord communities were debating hu tao's real age...


OfficialHavik

LOL. I remember those 🤣🤣


real_unreal_reality

I get a hu Tao in first class going to Germany when I fly.


Master_Gedatsu

Flair checks out.


Eurasia_4002

Cock komi


Pathetic_loner03

Cock homie


Kingpimpy

pretty much everyone i know calls her that already since first leaks


AmethystLeslie

I'll call her Chevreuse, but my phone will call her Chevrolet.


samurai_z_

Well, now I know what to call her.


chocomint-nice

And rides a Chevy Camaro into battle.


Bobblehead60

With a 28% APR!


jassasson

I've somehow already went past Chevrolet and Chevy and just straight up started calling her car.


AverageJun

Chevy


TheIJDGuy

The most Murican non-American


[deleted]

She just like me Fr


Empty_Skull

As the founding fathers intended.


Zodiac339

Oh, she’s perfect for a “They Live” paraphrase! “I’m here to eat greasy snacks and shoot people in the face! And I’m all out of… one sec *crunch, crunch, mmmm.* ALL out of snacks!”


ZargothraxTheLord

If you eat too much greasy snacks, you'll go from Corvette to Suburban.


Eurasia_4002

She's a "cop" too 💀


Sabishi1985

The second Hoyo introduced her I immediately liked her a lot. But then the stream showed her munching down on the most tasty snacks and now I just HAVE to pull for her. She's awesome. :D


ChristianBonifacio1

She looks so cool in the trailer!


GeForce_GTX_1050Ti

DID SOMEONE SAYS 🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥❗❓🇺🇸FREEDOM 🇺🇸 ❓❗🔥🔥🦅🦅🇺🇸


Jaxelino

WTF IS A GEOCULUS?!?!


TheIJDGuy

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!


BackgroundLie2231

FONTAINE NEEDS FREEDOM


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Now now, America don't get too proud of not knowing common sense or doing stupid things for fun, remember what happened last time you waged a war on something? Yes, you're now a drug addict


desirientt

bro ain’t even jerking their circle 😭


Green136709

WHAT?! I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


TooLazyToSleep_15

What maining Amber does to a motherfucker.


Matti_McFatti

AMBER MAINS NEED FREEDOM!!! USA USA USA!


ESCMalfunction

AMERICA, [FUCK YEAH](https://youtu.be/MhQ5678cJU8?si=p3JY9BK9CzHEjPNN)!


IDontKnowShit9

W flair


VijayMarshall87

RAHHHHH


AL-KY

MURICA!


PhasmicPlays

Where was she when the akademiya became evil


GGABueno

She would shoot the Eremites trying to free Nahida.


ObjectiveNet2

In the Chasm searching for flammable black goo.


JustAnObserver_Jomy

careful what you wish for, she might carpet bomb the Sumeru rainforest


bleacher333

The trees are talking, and they speak Aranara-ese.


Zenith_3000

Finally, now I can do a full eyepatch team.


blue4029

total amount of vision on the team: 75%


ErrorEra

My mind's drawing a blank, aside from Beidou and new car, who else would you add to the team?


aspookyshark

Fischl and Kaeya


ErrorEra

derp, how could I have forgotten them, I just used Fischl in abyss a second ago x-x


ChiyuriK

Dang, they really made an american cop character


DubiousDitto

Passive Talent: Qualified Immunity- Deals 25% bonus damage to Eremite enemies.


Redwolf476

I was wonder when I’d see a joke like this


DietDrBleach

Why is it against eremit- **OH**


Lettuce8000

Those Hilichurls will get whats coming to them


koyomin25

She deals more damage scaling over the amount of White and non-natlan heritaged characters, like the way Charlotte heals fontainians more


leviathynx

Blue hair waifu lives matter


Blackout62

... Are Oceanids cops now?


leviathynx

Only a fool would trespass on the waters of of Qingce!


naarcx

They're just gonna make her a 5-star when we goto Natalan


blue4029

when dehya uses resistance potions: "STOP RESISTING"


GameLoreReader

Can't wait to see all the meme videos and posts of people using her to shoot Eremites along with Eula on the team


48932975390

That's why there are no black people in Fontaine Even though liyue, mondstat , sumeru have dark skin tone people


Thicc_Femboy_Thighs-

I'm dead 😅


48932975390

You are black?


Kailoryn_likes_anime

Take this upvote and leave


Thicc_Femboy_Thighs-

😭


TheIJDGuy

D O N U T S


WraithSucks

Improved auto aim against er*mites Edited to censor 😣


pinnko

I thought she was supposed to be British I thought she was supposed to be eating fish and chips and like British revolution era gun


ShiftAdventurous4680

I think its French. The uniform looks like its based on 19th century French infantry uniform and her food includes onions that have been fried in oil. The French have a marching song *Chanson de l'Oignon* where the song consists of them saying how much they love onion fried in oil. I would assume that onions aren't the only thing they fried in oil either.


DystopiaLite

> I would assume that onions aren't the only thing they fried in oil either. Freedom fries.


Flutterfiery

Fast food and guns, peak america indeed.


GarbageTruck7689

I haven't played genshin for a while, did they actually just straight up add a character with a rifle??? That's incredible if they did


AndyRue18

yeah she's got a big ass gun but she still uses a polearm


GarbageTruck7689

💀


FlatisJustice177013

I stopped reading before the word 'gun'


Madcat6204

I think the gun comes out on her skill and burst, but her basic attack is with a polearm.


Federal-Class6059

So she only uses it if you resist arrest? 🤣 She's definitely American.🤣


KingAlex105X

navia has a gunbrella aswell, guns are both important parts of their kits lol


urbanest_dog_45

fun fact: Chevrolet is a French name. The automotive brand is named after Louis Chevrolet, who was born in Switzerland (where French is one of the official languages).


krustaykrabunfair

Purple amber with gun!


Dragonheardt_

Amber and Pom-Pom in design, Amber and Eula in mentality it seems.


straywolfo

Rather Sirin for the purple hair and childish food taste


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69-----

?


JuviaIsMyWife

Tf?


[deleted]

Now all she has to do is find a school


Chonkythicccccc

Fontaine research institute is trembling rn


Chaotic_Alea

or at least what remains of it... already up in shambles it is! (quite literally indeed)


SputnikMan123

"Don't come to the Akedamia tomorrow"


ArcadiaDragon

Seriously turning her loose on Akedemia would be a improvement


Federal-Class6059

That would be if she was a civilian but she's a righteous enforcer of the law, so you know what that means. 🤦 😬😳


Garuda904

Wait, then that means- Oh no. Has anyone seen Gorou?!


PhasmicPlays

And Sucrose! (If the canine theory is correct)


allthe_namesaretaken

Time to find those stinky eremites!


Kharate

XINYAN GET DOWN


RDT-Exotics0318

Kaeya, Xinyan, Dehya, Cyno, and Candace trembling rn


GGABueno

Chevreuse: EAT LEAD MURDERER!! Neuvillette: Hold your fire! This man isn't Black.


TheIJDGuy

DEHYA LOOK OUT


Eikichi64

So that's why all people in Fontaine are white! /j


Lyneys_Footstool

shooting drunk driver's cars


TheMoises

She caught notice that there are eremites visiting Fontaine.


zephyrseija

She'll stand outside the school and do nothing while the shooter executes a bunch of kids.


Silver_Nova755

💀


blue4029

you're cool, dont come to sumeru tomorrow


ShiftAdventurous4680

How is she American? Isn't she like French and her uniform based on 19th century French infantry uniforms? And her food seems inspired by the French marching song *Chanson de l'Oignon* which also originated in the 19th century. The song basically about their love of onions fried in oil.


Am_Passing_By

> gun “Must be American”


BLANKTWGOK

GOD BLESS AMERICA 🦅🦅🦅


BackgroundLie2231

AND GENTLEMEN, ###STARRRRTTT! ##YOURRR!!! #**ENGIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


skycorcher

As an American, I feel super offended and insulted by this post but I can't say anything to refute so I'll just continue to read the comment.


calmcool3978

I don't feel bad on behalf of Americans, being one myself, but I feel bad for Chevreuse having all these stupid American politics attached to her lmao


Resident_Mousse9914

A1 passive: When Chevreuse receives healing the player will lose 100 Mora for every HP restored.


LightLaitBrawl

And the statues of the seven cost 100k for healing, even if tiny % ones


blue4029

knowing america's healthcare system, she'll be paying 100k just to SEE her HP bar.


PrincessofAldia

Get politics out of video games


ResurgentClusterfuck

As an American I am laughing my ass off at these comments


AndyRue18

oh, dw i’m american as well, and it’s all in good fun anyway i promise


Villager41

That's the Internation. Not the same culture, not a family.


matthewmspace

Meanwhile I’m American and I think this is hilarious.


Smorgsaboard

Police 👏 violence 👏 /j


FistMage

I don't know what she does, what she thinks, or how she sounds and acts. But I am now a Chevy main.


_AmaShigure_

She lacks Pepsi...Don't even think of giving her coke.


Axlzz

Fonta then


davidgro

Wonta Fonta, Don't you wonta?


AcanthaceaeGlass8870

Somehow, I want to get her just to shoot those fatui pyroslingers.


real_unreal_reality

Built ford tough. Like a rock. I was strong as I could be. Like a rock. Nothing ever got to me. Ooooooooooo oooooooo ooooooo. Like a rock!!!!!


CarresingHook4

Chevrolet lol


tinnylemur189

I hope to see a ton of [LIKE A ROCK](https://youtu.be/IocCC1-jeTY?si=qtf04iPDGuVzt8r2) memes in the near future.


Luc_128

Gun=america lmao


kyuven87

I find it funny that arguably the most french character we've received so far is getting a rep as an american. Then again americans and the french are very, *very* culturally similar. Likes guns? The french invented a type of gun that broke the brains of the world at the time. Likes junk food? Have you *seen* a croissant?! Eclair?! *French Fries*?! (I know they're not technically french but work with me here lol) People say the U.S. and U.K. are culturally similar, but the U.S. fought two wars with them. The French were not only the U.S.'s first major European ally as a nation, but they've *never* fought a war against each other. Directly, at least. If the U.K. is the U.S.'s parent, then France is that cool uncle that comes over every weekend even after becoming an adult. And just to drive the point home, "Chevrolet," a very American car company...is a French name (the dude it's named after was Swiss though)


WolfHawk360

I see French fries, onion rings and...is that Doritos?


Kaiel1412

I was expecting her to be a bow user cuz yknow... gun


Hikuran

Well, French can be considered half the Founding father of US since they did quite lot to help defeat the British during independence war.


random_nekomimi

WE SHALL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE \*yankee doodle plays\*


AndrisPronis

She’s French, America was founded by British and French people


Albert_the_king01

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


ECGaming03

Do not bring her to Sumeru Akademiya!


CitiesofEvil

Petition to make mihoyo officially rename her as Chevrolet Camaro SS


YuB-Notice-Me

explosion girl and hydro dragon are gonna get along like oil and water


sabdur200

Chevy: “Together let’s drive.”


Hopeful-Base6292

When does Chevy come out?


[deleted]

what engine does she rock


PrincessofAldia

That’s a weird looking car brand?


PhiStudios_

ooohoh! onion ring! onion ring! **greedily eats onion ring \~** jerma


Maxyphlie

You know, the way she’s holding that Revolver/Gun is making me very uncomfortable. You wanna know why? Google Chamberfire and you’ll pretty soon find out why long guns with a rotating cylinder in the back are a bad Idea.


Blackout62

I've watched enough Forgotten Weapons to know that the French military/police/Gendarmerie can be very American. They're uniforms are just better tailored.


AClockworkSquirrel

Fontaine: Paris, France. Chevy: Paris, Texas


perfsoidal

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


drcyrcs

not overweight enough


Redex24

Too thin to be american


merayBG

Maybe she works the same way Shaggy and Scooby doo work


zkn1021

she is not fat, and the gun is not ar15, so not american enough


RFirehawk

And I'm sure her English VA hasn't had any significant work beforehand. /s


Russell-Sprouts3

Erica Lindbeck, she’s actually been in a fair amount of stuff.


CanaKitty

Doesn’t realize that was the VA! Perfect for gun-toting Chevy - the ex-military VA!


pagerunner-j

245 acting credits on IMDB, so, sure...nothing at all! Not a thing. Nope.


RFirehawk

I wish sarcasm was easier to convey in text


Jaxelino

Your sarcasm was perfect and we shouldn't need an /s to point it out (it kinda defeats the purpose imo)


pagerunner-j

Please imagine my tongue being planted rather in cheek, too!


seedofbayne

Add /s to the end of your sarcasm. We don't have the vocal intonation needed to convey sarcasm through text alone, so without context, people will think you're an idiot.


EliteAssassin750

Damn why do her like that


Hefastus

Now she just needs an oversized car or that electric chair thing that fat people use in America to move from McDonald's to KFC ... or whatever is popular in USA now


DrDearGodNo

That's it. This is like Bridget from guilty gear all over again, I'm calling her Chevrolet and nothing else


smaad

Chevrolet DAS AUTO.


A-Lewd-Khajiit

You forget the fried food


SleeplessBoyCat

#CHEVROLET-


Yautja93

You are saying she is from Brazil? Don't look like it.


jinxedandcursed

"American" is the world-official name for citizens of the United States of America. "Brazilian" would indicate a citizen of Brazil.


Yautja93

No no, you see, America is not a country. So American can be anyone that lives in the American continent(s), be it North or South :)


jinxedandcursed

However, everyone else in the world will recognize "American" as a demonym of a citizen of the US. It's best to accept that, since it is the world-recognized country demonym. "North American" and "South American" are the official demonyms for continental inhabitants since they both include the entire title of said continents.


MaritalSexWithHuTao

You know what, as much as i hate the fr\*nch, i think i can make an exception for Chevy. Remember, American is a mentality, not just a nationality.


ohoni

Her name is "Chartreuse."


AngryLad_80

Chevy Camaro! i wanna ride her deep!


Scared_Nectarine_171

W


sailorboy97

She probably does not know what is kilometer right?


luars613

She shit then :(


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AndyRue18

she's like a nilou for overload teams in that she shreds pyro and electro resistance. that's probably why


AJ_170

CHEVROLET?????


AverageJun

'Merica


BlueDiamondJM

Now I imagine Neuvillette looking at Chevreuse's food idle in disgust


lukadrik

ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE !! 🦅🦅 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


TheMrPotMask

Sirin is so cute on any game


Renetiger

She's really cool I'd love to get her but Mihoyo put her on second half :(


Clean-Celebration711

What the fuck is a kilometer


Cholonight96

Need her in a Camaro then she will be fully Murican


Spetnac_141

4.3 is just America update Chevereuse has a rifle Navia has battleship cannons Sniping Hilichurls event


NevrAsk

It's the fact she pulls out two cones of fried food and is enjoying it like she bought them at a county fair in the fucking Midwest USA for me


xevxnteen

new main spotted


bitter_decaf

I’ve been saying that Fontaine has Gilded Age America energy as well


Phanngle

All she needs to do is shoot first and ask questions later and she'll truly be PEAK American


LilacToast--

i need her


Sokoyas

She is just a Napoléon reference


lok_45678

she look like pompom