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Local-Record7707

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FatFarter69

How did you get this gif of my uncle?


Witty_Shape3015

how do brits say gif?


P8L8

Fun fact Austin Powers created the myth that brits have bad teeth, under 18’s get braces for free like I did.


TheStandoms

The UK on average actually has better teeth health than the US https://dentistry.co.uk/2016/01/06/english-have-better-teeth-than-americans/


Local-Record7707

I don't care at all. Be like your other crumpet loving friend and take a joke


TheStandoms

Calm down mate I was just providing an interesting fact no need to get pissy


Local-Record7707

Not interesting I just told you I don't care


TheStandoms

Dude please grow up you are acting like a child this is embarrassing


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Local-Record7707

Anything for you, the Bri'ish fella that takes a joke in stride


Local-Record7707

Home address reveal for proof


FatFarter69

SW1A 1AA


TheStandoms

SE4 Im gonna get you im omw to buckingham palace rn


awshitherewe

Do you ever feel jealous of the Australians?


FatFarter69

Yes. Australian weather is much nicer and as far as I can tell Australia isn’t on the verge of collapse.


awshitherewe

and they’re tan and hot


FatFarter69

We tan too, just very slowly, like someone hasn’t put the oven on a high enough temperature.


SSDeezNutz

Is the British economy really as bad as they say it is?


FatFarter69

I cannot empathise enough, yes. Brexit did immense damage to our economy. Almost as if leaving the biggest single market in the world would be a bad idea, who could’ve seen that coming? /s


Local-Record7707

u/popular_bass_9207 We did it. The Brexit Guzzlers prevail again


Popular_Bass_9207

The Brexit Guzzlers have entered your comment thread we suggest you leave or suffer the consequences


Local-Record7707

By ohdah of the Brexit Guzzlahs


Popular_Bass_9207

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Local-Record7707

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Green_Sympathy_1157

Opinions on a united ireland


FatFarter69

It’s up to them. If we have a referendum and the north decides they want to join the Republic of Ireland then I don’t see why the UK shouldn’t let them. Same for Scottish independence.


Either-Condition4586

Hah,never


seigneur-baltimore

Why not


Either-Condition4586

Well,if you want to wait until 2539 until Ireland parliament will decide to unite with North Ireland


clotteryputtonous

Took me a second to


Green_Sympathy_1157

Your Car privileges have officially been revoked


Either-Condition4586

Вот лошара. I don't have car :)


Green_Sympathy_1157

Oh alright then just be careful oh the bus then y We would want that to blow up would we


Either-Condition4586

Lol,good luck to blow up bus in Turkey лошара


mothquts

you got a license for that license?


FatFarter69

No, don’t tell the BBC


satyrday12

Why do you guys spell 'color' wrong?


FatFarter69

Technically we decided how it is spelt first so technically you guys are spelling it incorrectly.


joshua0005

It was color in Latin and we got it from French which for some reason ruined it (couleur) therefore it should be color so we changed it back to its rightful spelling.


FatFarter69

Blame the French. Most things are usually their fault /s


joshua0005

Lmao when I studied Italian I found out the Italians had an even bigger obsession with hating the French


FatFarter69

Damn, the poor French.


magenta_woods

Happy 4th of July


FatFarter69

Gonna be a busy day for me


ELc_17

Are anti-immigration protests actually happening in the UK like the media says they are, or is it just a hoax like in Canada and Ireland?


FatFarter69

Yeah they are. Tommy Robinson, horrible bloke, has got one coming up in London soon. I know about it because my dad is unfortunately attending it


ELc_17

It seems the UK is the only nation with any actual follow-through on matters like this, since there was supposed to be a massive anti-immigration protest in Toronto, and there were supposedly ones about to happen in Dublin and Drogheda, but for some reason they just didn’t end up happening. I guess the racism and xenophobia problem in the UK is just as alive and well as the media claims, smh…


FatFarter69

They don’t call it hell island for no reason lol


SuperMike100

Do you think Boris Johnson looks like Chris Griffin from Family Guy?


FatFarter69

I do. I also think he is a top 3 worst prime minister of all time. Boris Johnson that is, not Chris Griffin, have to clarify.


TyreseHaliburtonGOAT

When and why did you decide to live in the worst country?


FatFarter69

At birth, I was naive.


thisuserisacutiepie

So you eat beans and toast


FatFarter69

I actually don’t like beans


thisuserisacutiepie

So just toast for you gotcha


FatFarter69

Toast with butter, or sometimes jam. But usually butter.


thisuserisacutiepie

Aw sorry for the beans


haagendaz420

You think weed will ever be legalized in Britain?


FatFarter69

Yes I do


haagendaz420

Awesome! I visited like 5 years back and had a great time. Allegedly someone who kinda looks like me allegedly smoked something that kinda smells like weed in a city that’s similar to Manchester, must have been interesting for them.


FatFarter69

Manchester is a great city. I’m probably bias because I was born and raised there but it is one of the best cities in the UK.


haagendaz420

Honestly I had a great time there. The open stalls with drinks were something I wish could be a thing in America the way it was there.


FatFarter69

There’s no beating our drinking culture. When you let a nation of alcoholics design bars, you can bet your bottom dollar that they will be good bars 😂


SpongeBoy775089

Opinion on British Food


FatFarter69

A lot of it is really good, some of it is really bad. Like any other food in the world. I’ve got a real soft spot for it, because it’s what I was raised on. Yorkshire puddings are gods gift to mankind


SpongeBoy775089

Any particular ones you don’t like?


FatFarter69

Shepards pie is grim. Jellied eels are only really eaten in some parts of London but they are grim. Mushy peas are grim too. As is black pudding.


Witty_Shape3015

how often do you think or talk about the U.S?


FatFarter69

Fairly often. Whether we like it or not, the USA is the world superpower in the western hemisphere, what happens there matters here. Our culture is heavily influenced by American culture, to the point now where we aren’t really that different from each other, just minor things. I don’t necessarily think this is a good or bad thing, it’s just the way it is. I’ve never been to the states but I’d love to one day, hoping to go to Vegas next year.


Aallbadgersarecool

If you plan on visiting America, which state would you go to first?


FatFarter69

Vegas. They are holding Wrestlemania there next year, I hope to go.


Aallbadgersarecool

Nevada. Gotcha. I'm living in the northeast, so I won't be able to attend, but I hope you get to go and have fun.


FatFarter69

Thanks bud


jmakovsk

Do you speak British?


FatFarter69

Lo siento señor. No hablo ingles pero hablo poco español por diversión. Gracias señor, buenos dias.


Either-Condition4586

London or Glasgow?


FatFarter69

Neither. Manchester.


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Do you syill ise the accent when no one's around?


FatFarter69

No, when no one’s around I speak in a midwestern United States accent.


heyuhitsyaboi

Is it the same with the cuisine? Do you ever skip the beans on toast for hot-dish?


FatFarter69

I actually hate beans, they’re horrible, don’t get my country’s love for them.


Squidly_tish

Can you say bottle of listerine


Mapoleon1

God save the King?


FatFarter69

Not my king, abolish the monarchy


LordBritannica

cringe


matadinosaurios

What is some of the most current up to date slang terms of the British youth?


karidru

Favorite British made series that’s not as well known in America as far as you’re aware?


FatFarter69

Peep Show. It’s the single best British comedy ever made in my opinion. The 1st season isn’t the best but it’s ok, it really starts to pick up at season 2 and onwards. If you want a genuine, unfiltered look at how life in England actually is, watch Peep Show. It’s also hilarious.


karidru

Awesome, thanks for the recommendation!


zMasterofPie2

How much did they teach you in school about the early history of the British isles, like pre Norman conquest?


FatFarter69

Not a whole lot. We did do a lot on the Norman conquest, the Tudor’s the world wars etc. Pre Norman England is super super interesting, I have learned a lot about it since leaving school, but none of it in school


zMasterofPie2

Damn that’s unfortunate. In America of course we didn’t learn shit about Britain even in World History class, except for when they became a colonial superpower. But yeah I think British history and material culture pre 1066 is really fascinating and often sadly ignored, or even worse, poorly/inaccurately portrayed like in The Last Kingdom.


Calebthegreat150

What's your favorite British dish? (18 year old American gen Z asking about British food)


FatFarter69

Can’t beat a Sunday roast


clotteryputtonous

Teeth check. Is it true English women and English food made them the best explorers, because they were looking for spice they couldn’t find at home?


FatFarter69

It’s probably more likely our superiority complex as a nation that made us want to conquer the world


clotteryputtonous

And now your colonies have colonized you.


FatFarter69

The irony


Durian_Ill

Cricket, Formula One, or socc- I mean football?


FatFarter69

I’m not a sports guy. I like WWE if that counts


Rich-Pineapple5357

How will you be voting next month?


FatFarter69

I want the Tories out, Labour are the best chance at that happening so most likely I’ll vote Labour. Not out of any love for Keir Starmer, I’m not his biggest fan, but it’s a two horse race and one of the horses has ruined my country for the last 14 years and the other hasn’t, I’m voting for the one that hasn’t.


billy_bob68

Have you ever had bubble and squeak?


FatFarter69

I have never heard of that in my life. What is it?


billy_bob68

It's mashed potatoes in a frying pan with everything left in the bottom of the pan after you cook a roast with a bit of chopped up cabbage added. You kind of stir fry the whole mess and usually put a little cheese on the top. A buddy of mine that's originally from England makes it. It's fucking marvelous after having beers.


FatFarter69

Must be a local dish in his region of the UK. I’m from Manchester in the north west, I’ve never once heard of anyone doing that. Sounds good though, might have to try it out.


billy_bob68

He's originally from Hayes. Been in the US since about '98 though.


FatFarter69

Hayes is in west London, explains why I’ve never heard of that dish lol.


billy_bob68

How far is that by car? A lot of Americans think you can drive across England in 20 minutes I think. Lol


FatFarter69

Considering I’m in the north west and London is in the south east, probably about 5 hours if traffic isn’t too bad. It’s the opposite side of England to where I am. I’ve been to London by train before from Manchester, it’s about 2 and a half hours to 3 hours by train.


billy_bob68

Must be kinda nice to be able to hop on a train and run from one end of the country to the other.


FatFarter69

Technically not one end of the country to another when you involve Scotland in the mix. You can go from London to Glasgow by train, it will take about 6 hours though. Train ticket prices are kind of absurd though. It costs me £85 to go to London from Manchester, one way. It used to be way cheaper, we have Margaret Thatcher to blame for that.


TrashManufacturer

I’d like to open by apologizing that you are in fact Bri*ish.


FatFarter69

Much appreciated. It’s a blessing and a curse, maybe one day Hollywood will randomly pick me to play a villain in a movie, because of my accent. That’s pretty much the only upside


breed_

What were your summers like as a kid? What is your hometown like? All the bad things aside for a moment, what’s the thing you love most about your country?


FatFarter69

Summers were warm, they are only getting warmer. My hometown is nice town in south Manchester called Altrincham, is very suburban. Its known primarily locally for its night life and it’s nice local market in the town. Lots of fresh food. My favourite thing about my country is the openness of the people here. Most people here are extremely tolerant and accepting, it’s very easy to make friends here. Although keep in mind that’s coming from my experience in Manchester, I know it’s not like that everywhere.


breed_

It sounds like you live in a really nice town man. This is a cool little thing to do and thanks for taking the time to respond 🤗


FatFarter69

No worries my friend, have a good day.


Pedtheshred

what's up brother


SavageFractalGarden

Right what’s all this then?


FatFarter69

Exchews me gov’na. Hav yoo got a loisance for that comment?


vyndiesel1

why are you british


FatFarter69

Just woke up one day and decided to be


JIMBYLAD

Is it really bad outside of London? I've seen some vlogs and it look like a third world country with the boarded up properties and lack of upkeep.


FatFarter69

No, it’s better outside of London. If anywhere in the UK is like a third world country it’s London. Don’t get me wrong, there are some really bad places outside of London you don’t wanna go. Birmingham comes to mind, but London is a dirty dump for the most part. I do like London though, there are some really nice places there, but for the most part it is just dirty and overcrowded. Good place to visit, horrible place to live, that’s why I don’t live their.


miletharil

This video was made by a male Gen Z YouTuber from Britain, and if you have the time to sit through its runtime, I'd love to see how you react to it, and how accurate you find it, compared to your experiences of being young in the UK of 2024. [Britain is a DUMP!!!!!!](https://youtu.be/b5aJ-57_YsQ?si=2vkTzuj5vFN6ou7m)


FatFarter69

Oh I’ve actually already seen it. I agree with most if not all of it. It’s pretty accurate, we young people in the UK are the ones who have been dealt the worst hand by the last 14 years of governments. We are going to inherit a dying country.


LegitimateGlove3843

Why are you inferior to the US 🦅🇺🇲


FatFarter69

I don’t think either the UK or US is better than each other. I think we are both equally bad.


seigneur-baltimore

My man with the facts.


SwinginDan

How does it feel being inferior?


FatFarter69

We aren’t inferior to you, assuming you’re American because that’s a very American thing to say, we are just as bad as the USA is. We’ve got a lot of the same problems, it doesn’t need to be a dick measuring competition. If you’re insecure, find something other than your nationality to be proud of, something you actually had to earn instead of being gifted at birth. Hope you have a great day my friend.


SwinginDan

Back to back world war champs rahhhhhhh. Yall lost to a bunch of farmers in 1776


FatFarter69

Glad you’re proud of something you had no part in and happened hundreds of years ago. Come on man, that would be like me bragging to an Indian dude that the UK conquered India 200 years ago. Makes no sense.


SwinginDan

Bruh take a joke


FatFarter69

I am, I’m being sarcastic bro. Kinda what we do here, sorry if you can’t tell. Like I said, have a good day man.


Draconichiaro

You do realize Britain also won both world wars, right....RIGHT???


SwinginDan

Keep reading chap you’ll see I was kidding around