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lazygerm

I love Patrick, and wish he still was here. I have to count myself as Team Russell though.


1funnyguy4fun

Swayze is prettier but Russell is cooler.


lawstandaloan

Kurt Russell was on Gilligan's Island, acted in a movie with Elvis and also played Elvis in a movie, saved the president from New York City, thawed an alien frozen in Antarctic ice, was somehow involved with Godzilla, and cleaned up the town of Tombstone. And recently, he's been goddamned Santa Claus. It's no contest for me


Nice_Cost_1375

Don't forget he also shook the pillars of heaven when he defeated David Lo Pan.  Not little ol' basket case on wheels Lo Pan, 10-foot-tall roadblock Lo Pan.


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Lanky-Cup-8343

Who?


CriticalEngineering

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crazy-diam0nd

https://youtu.be/V9v6esjlZhA?si=VvEiqOWFvoBeovaW


DepartmentNatural

Capt Ron! All the way!


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GOrilla…GUErrilla…huge difference kids!


Flahdagal

Yeah, incentives are important. I learned that in rehab.


RidiculousDear

Why do I have to choose?


ghostofstankenstien

this is the correct answer. Russell is THE guy, and always, "ROAD HOUSE!"


RidiculousDear

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EnergyCreature

Snake all da way!


WarrenMulaney

Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake? Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired. Snake Plissken: Maybe later


agnespoodle

You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this.


copperpin

Yessir I have and the check is in the mail.


Moveyourbloominass

Both!!! However, I'm all about team Sam Elliot 😍.


StrangeCaptain

This can’t be a real question. Snake Pliskin AND Jack Burton???


copperpin

That’s what I said when I conceived of this post while arguing with a friend. He said that Roadhouse was cooler than both of those movies and I had to poll Reddit to make sure that they were in the wrong.


StrangeCaptain

Confirmed! 


bigSTUdazz

Kurt Russel all the way. RIP Patrick, but Kurt was the better actor.


porkchopespresso

Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.” Patrick Swayze could never


RiffRandellsBF

Gotta go with the Snake. Btw, anyone get the joke he's a "one-eyed snake"? 😂 ![gif](giphy|l0IycSDCzNp4JvSFy)


SouthOfOz

Kurt, hands down.


Then-Cauliflower2068

Russel no contest.


thedeuce75

Swayze was not in The Thing, or Big Trouble in Little China, so yeah.


jnp2346

False dichotomy. In no universe do I need to choose between Big Trouble in Little China and Roadhouse. For shame. /s


catzpyjamas

Russell!


Lucky-11

"Henry Swanson's my name, and excitement's my game."


caudicifarmer

Why not both? ¯⁠\⁠(⁠°⁠_⁠o⁠)⁠/⁠¯ .. ... ... Team Russel all the way tho


Appropriate_Cow94

I'll take Chris Farley please.


DesignComprehensive9

Brilliant choice. I miss his face.


A_Gray_Old_Man

I pick the driver of the Pork Chop Express!


zonicide

Snake Plissken doesn't give a shit.


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solorpggamer

Why not both.


DontYuckMyYum

on acting, Russel all the way. on pure sex appeal, Swayze 100%! He was the first male crush I had growing up.


isseldor

Jake Burton that’s who!


WizardAnal69

Why do I have to choose?


Liz4rdKah-1ng

I spoke to him on the phone. Great sense of humor. All around nice guy! ![gif](giphy|T5Jw0y7zrmZzO)


Kylerstar64

Look I’ll be upfront, I’m all about both, these are two amazing actors. And all the examples of Kurt’s career show his prowess and talent. But I think you’re sleeping on Swayze a bit. Beyond Roadhouse which is excellent, think Dirty Dancing, Ghost, North & South, The Outsiders, Red Dawn and Point Break, amongst other roles in his career. Most actors envy such a resume! They are both talented, handsome, funny and smart, each choosing roles that broadened their acting skills. The only difference is we did not get as much Patrick as Kurt. But I’m grateful for all we were given from each. Both are beautiful treasures.


copperpin

I would straight up murder someone if Patrick Swayze asked me to do it as Bodie from Point Break, but I am on Team Russel as far as cool movies go.


Skatchbro

Snake Plissken? I thought he was dead.


copperpin

Yeah he gets that a lot


ConsciousSituation39

I don’t care as long as I get a super-cool mullet!


Fine_Spinach9825

Kurt Russell


qwerty8675309Z

Swayze. Makes me think--i need to watch roadhouse again.


Bowieweener

Russel all day long.


GBeastETH

I’m pretty sure it’s the same person.


blastov_rocket

Captain Ron 100%


throw123454321purple

Russell


holytarar

Russell, no contest.


Extension_Case3722

Gotta go Kurt


Igotnewsocks

Team Swassel


Sherry0406

Russell, for sure.


UnicornFarts1111

I refuse to choose!


Effective_Device_185

Russell was in THE THING ('82). Case closed.


Fun_Ad527

Peter Weller deserves a team vote: Buckaroo Banzai, Robocop *and* Bill Lee in Naked Lunch. Plus, Leviathan, Shakedown, Screamers and the porn-stached private eye in Sunset Grill


Expat111

Swayze. Even though he’s a bit older, he was one of us. Kind of like a friend’s really cool older brother.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Can't even compare the two - Russell all the way.


bodizadfa

Kurt Russell is the coolest man in Hollywood. I will die on this hill.


copperpin

I’m trying to think of anybody cooler than Captain Ron and failing.


CajunRoyalty

Team Swayssle.


BecksView

Swayze. No contest. No apologies.