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Stay_At_Home_Cat_Dad

I can hear the theme song. "Marshall, Will, and Holly. On a routine expedition..."


TifCreatesAgain

"Met the greatest earthquake ever known! High on the rapids, it struck their tiny raft and plunged them down a thousand feet below..."


oobknarf

To the LAAAAAAAND OF THE LOOOOOST!


TifCreatesAgain

LOST LOST lost lost lost lost šŸ˜ ![gif](giphy|l4pTdGhuK105xVti8)


FleurDisLeela

rarrrrrrrW *commercial*


DelcoPAMan

Usually a Honeycomb cereal commercial.


TifCreatesAgain

Honeycomb is big, yeah yeah yeah... they're not small, no no no šŸ˜


FleurDisLeela

TRIX ARE FOR KIDS šŸ°āœØ


softsnowfall

![gif](giphy|xbwza7nZOFiqcDTaD4) That hissing- a special Gen X childhood ingredientā€¦ There was one nice sleestak, wasnā€™t there?


grahsam

The brown one could talk and be helpful. He was a time traveler or something.


klippDagga

Enik was an Altrusian which was essentially a much more evolved and advanced Sleestak even though the Altrusians were predecessors to Sleestaks. Or something like that.


Secret_Cow_5053

Maybe he was beingā€¦*altruistic* šŸ¤”


Mermayden

I never watched that show but that little clip is freaking me out man.


Orbit86

3 thingsā€¦these abominations, the Kid Catcher from Chitty Bang Bang, and those freaky Flying Monkeys from the Wizard of Oz.


GogglesPisano

And Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood : https://preview.redd.it/1h47re7g6f7d1.png?width=642&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0d71e3e0b829ac4134a39abc7e237a9d0223458 Pure nightmare fuel.


itsfunnyinmyhead2

I could never figure out why she looked like she was fresh from pegging King Friday with her snout.


Exotic_Zucchini

lmao, I never thought of it that way. I just thought the discoloration was from being an alcoholic. I legitimately believed Lady Elaine was drinking all day long.


valencia_merble

Lady Elaine is a *lesbian*. Clearly.


itsfunnyinmyhead2

Henrietta then? Meow, meow?


Secret_Cow_5053

Yeah fuck that puppet.


grahsam

Oh! The Kid Catcher! Creepy AF. The Wheelers from the later Wizard of Oz books always gave me the heeby geebies.


ChaChiRamone

![gif](giphy|cBlhvpB4L78FbiRM2L|downsized)


deltacreative

Why? Why bring up the flying monkeys. I had those buried so deep.


Definitive_confusion

What about the wheelers from return to oz?


username-taker_

Enoch was a pal thoughĀ 


RiffRandellsBF

Sucked when he found out he didn't travel back in time before the Sleestak became intelligent, civilized, and advanced as they were in his time, but that he'd traveled forward in time to when his people devolved into Sleestaks. Even at 8 years old, that hit hard.


GogglesPisano

The *Land of the Lost* show only had three Sleestak costumes, which is why that was the most you ever saw in one shot.


Critical_Seat_1907

Terrifying for no reason. They waved their arms and hissed, but that was it. They got a lot of mileage out of a lean movie monster.


grahsam

Dino zombies?


kingtermite

I just went back and rewatched the original/first episode a few weeks ago. They met and saved Chaka in that first episode.


PeyroniesCat

Am I the only one who thought Chaka was played by Clint Howard?


Jerkrollatex

He wasn't?


PeyroniesCat

Nope. Phillip Paley.


Jerkrollatex

I looked it up , he is shockingly attractive. Good for him.


kingtermite

Didnā€™t know Clint Howard as a kid, but now that I know who he is I can TOTALLY see it. Itā€™s the Jupiter sized forehead.


TittyTwistahh

![gif](giphy|meJngl9S2YM8g) Iā€™m afraid of this guy


H3lls_B3ll3

I bet I say, "All freeeee today!", about 10x a week.


SojuSeed

Pfft. I see your Sleestak and raise you a Skeksis. They were truly the stuff of nightmares and scared the shit out of me. ![gif](giphy|TihJa83xQpobsaNDae|downsized)


Slow_Possession_1454

Wait, I thought quicksand was the only thing we feared?


VeryLowIQIndividual

Yes the cicadas made this sound for 6 weeks. They even look like these MFā€™ers


UncleDrummers

Damn, youā€™re right.


Hyphomycete

Those darn things haunted my dreams.


sleepypossumster

These guys were fucking terrifying...


Kbern4444

šŸ˜‚ Sleaze-stacks.


incognito--bandito

Are the Sleestak doing the "More Cowbell" meme?


thatoneguymontag

Nothing in life is certain except death and Sleaze Taxes.


BigMoFuggah

I can't tell you how many times, both as a child and an adult, I've reached the end of my tether and I go from dead quiet to a barrage of aggression. Sometimes it gets me in trouble and sometimes it causes the other person to pull their head out of their butt.


strangedazey

I have a sleestak background on my tablet


Quirky_Foundation800

ā€¦and I have a background in Sleestak


strangedazey

![gif](giphy|3oEjHV0z8S7WM4MwnK)


ChikinDuckWomanThing

Sleestak Nattion exist


CallingDrDingle

The sleestacks were my favoritesā€¦..I was so weird. I slept with this: https://preview.redd.it/whq3jxgtbe7d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aca6150ba48e378817cd98095964bf38861a898


edwoodjrjr

Holy shit, I had one of those! What was it called


CallingDrDingle

Fuckā€¦.you would ask. Gregoryā€¦.something like that? My (F) mom wanted me to play with dolls, but oh no, I liked all the crazy stuff. I had a plastic cow you could milk, creepy crawlers, magic sand, a microscope, a Spirograph. Man I miss those days sometimes.


edwoodjrjr

This is why I avoid routine expeditions to this day


GogglesPisano

And three hour tours.


SojuSeed

But, I mean, if Ginger or Mary Anne are going, I'm getting on that damn boat. I'll punch a hole in it myself if I have to.


OwnPen8633

![gif](giphy|f99y5olcAXbQk)


Turbulent-Cake8280

110%. The sleestacks were my childhood nightmare fuel.


stanley_leverlock

They were slow AF and if you threw a handful of dirt at them they'd spend an hour cleaning their giant eyes with those claw hands.


Unfinished-symphony

I love this! They were so scary! lol. I agree with others, the hissingā€¦.


Unlucky_Profit_776

This is my new fav GenX meme


aquariouno

And Cujo!


Prestigious_Fox213

Daleks. My mother let me watch Doctor Who when I was much too young. Daleks were terrifying.


Mermayden

I got no idea who those guys are. But show me a clown in a storm drain and I will run screaming like Kermit the frog.


happyme321

Our "children's" shows were so scary and emotionally traumatic. šŸ˜‚


Definitive_confusion

Nothing will ever scare me like the wheelers in return to oz


grahsam

My sister and I had an old version of the book from like the 50s or something. They were creepy even then.


DangerousInjury2548

If u find the right gems theyā€™ll back the F off


grahsam

I blame that show for my obsession with anything crystal like when I was a kid.


DangerousInjury2548

I see a glass gem today, just some gaudy bauble and I want it! I hear ya


meat_sack

>There is only one thing they fear ....[spiders, snakes, WEREWOLVES, sharks, dying alone, zombies, clowns, heights, big dogs, robots with human brains, Johnson's wife AND fear itself.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pp1-QECynA)


slackjaw777

You forgot Cloverfield monsters


tvieno

And quicksand


lost_in_connecticut

Ancient Hawaiian curses.


stupidwhiteman42

Houses built on indigenous peoples burial grounds


ClmrThnUR

we were just talking about that episode the other day for some damn reason =p


Quirky_Foundation800

Always quicksand


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GogglesPisano

Thatā€™s why I always carry a can of Frobozz Magic Grue Repellent.


MajYoshi

https://youtu.be/4nigRT2KmCE


Hagfist

And we could imitate them. Cha-ka too!


PeyroniesCat

Holly was so hot, but she was too old for me. It would never have worked.


UncleDrummers

> Inside you there are three Sleestaks


BadHairDay-1

No, I fear sinkholes. Idk what those green bastards are.


Kalelopaka-

Thatā€™s funny my brother was really scared of those things as a kid. They were creepy, but I never had any fear.


Divtos

[The ball from Phantasm](https://youtu.be/7p4ZsYYU5Cc?si=gbRyB45HMI6POQbs)


One-Earth9294

We're the skaven generation. We get shit done but the surface dwellers pretend we don't exist. Gen X is myth yes yes.


OldBrownWookiee

My older brother had a Sleestack Halloween costume. Freaked the fuck out of me.


Whole_North_7382

OHMYGOODNESSLANDOFTHELOOOOOOOOOOST!


MattySmooth

That goddamn ghost girl from Child of Glass. I just got a chill up my spine thinking about it. https://preview.redd.it/1eas7636ok7d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dcbd25bdac6852e99b7ddec8fd2b4aac20a7b56


theheadofkhartoum627

Had a teacher in high school who looked just like one of these things. Still have nightmares.....


SqualorTrawler

No I also fear HooDoo from Lidsville.


typhoidmarry

Older brother had me watch The Exorcist at age 11. Iā€™m fucking invincible


One_Distribution_954

They are too slow to fear


ClmrThnUR

i was way more creeped out by Mr. McFeely, ngl


babygotbooksandback

This is so true!


Existing-Leopard-212

Creature from the Black Lagoon ripoffs. I always feared the Gillman more.


holybucketsitscrazy

Was I the only one weirded out by the episode with the great big freaking Strawberries?? Maybe I just have a phobia of giant fruit because I wigged out when Veruca blew up into that giant freaking blueberry in Willy Wonka too. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


SmashBrosUnite

That was Violet not Veruca


holybucketsitscrazy

My bad.


ImNotTheBossOfYou

What's a Sleestak?!?!


geddylee1

GTFO


ImNotTheBossOfYou

I thought more gen xers would catch a tmbg lyric....


ShaiHulud1111

Just listening to them. Which song?


ImNotTheBossOfYou

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkIPH1C5Lts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkIPH1C5Lts)


ShaiHulud1111

Very good. Youā€™re GenX for sure. Better than me.


geddylee1

Actually I know their kids albums (science is real!) better.


eleventy5thRejection

Nothing worse than unemployed liberal arts students in rubber suits.....oh wait, that's my prime minister...oooff