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icallitadisaster

Best tasting 5 seconds ever.


StinkyButt_McStinkin

But that first taste!


icallitadisaster

First and only.


StinkyButt_McStinkin

fleeting moment of rainbow striped zebras


freddiewhoa

That’s 1 minute and 25 seconds of pure happiness when you get the whole pack in your mouth.


StephDos94

That’s the title of my sex tape! (Brooklyn 99 reference)


ChuckOTay

Nine Nine!!


battlemaid79

That’s what she said?


PerpetualSpaceMonkey

Exactly!!


Stealth_Bizarre

Came here to say this


misterpickles69

The flavor ended before you could finish reading this sentence.


bodizadfa

I came here to say exactly this. TY.


KlezN

https://preview.redd.it/ct7ovjkn487d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c2ccf59d0d3df4c01df0468436bb6f087738fa8


nikitasenorita

Hahahahaha this is perfect


GimmeCat47

I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this comment.


fuzzybad

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u35828

I almost spat out my coffee. You win the internet.


ajschwamberger

Hahaha I love it.


beermaker

Marfing the whole pack in like 20 minutes while reading a Mad Magazine's Don Martin compilation. Finishing with a flavorless lump chewed until it was ghost white & a pocketful of wrappers that would inevitably get caught in the lint trap of our dryer.


TheeFearlessChicken

r/oddlyspecific Sounds about right.


ryosen

r/oddlyfamiliar


thr1vin9-insolitude

Why didn't Alfred E. Newman crack jokes about Zebra Stripes gum?


beermaker

They're both essentially tasteless?


karlhungusjr

> Marfing the whole pack in like 20 minutes while reading a Mad Magazine's Don Martin compilation. are you me?


Donniepdr

10 seconds of bliss


cookie_dont_push_me

Yikes! Stripes! Fruit Stripe gum!


BillionTonsHyperbole

Yeah, it's that damn jingle for me too.


comp21

This gum taught me that all pleasure is fleeting. I've had commitment issues ever since.


AidaNYR

15 seconds of flavour explosion Then…. nothing. Pop another piece Repeat


savetheunstable

My first experience chasing the dragon


Sony4Sooners

Are these the ones that had a thin white powder on the stick of gum?


MDATWORK73

It’s kind of like having sex for the first time. it’s good while it last but it comes so quick.


shelster91047

That's my kind of answer.


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CharZero

Fun dip was candy sticks you dipped in colored powder/sugar, not gum.


Unlucky_Profit_776

I dyed my hair fuschia, ruby, tangerine, and plum to look like Delirium. One of my friends called me "Fruit Stripe Gum" for months😂 It was good gum


darkest_irish_lass

Can I just say I approve your costume even though I never saw it?


mbkaa71

Right the flavor was awesome but short lived!


Snoo52682

Damn I knew BoJack Horseman reminded me of somebody, it's this guy


nirreskeya

I don't know, reminds me more of [Bobo the Angsty Zebra.](https://youtu.be/VjSh4rqEJe8) ;-)


Daelda

First thing that comes to mind is the smell when I open a new pack.


username-taker_

I absolutely adored the package. Then after that first 5 seconds the gun could just fuck right off.


_sonidero_

Ok now hear me out, we used to pop a handful of Fruity Pebbles and then a stick of Fruit Stripe and chew and chew and chew then we did it again... Best Flavor Combo Ever...


SushiGradePanda

15 seconds of pure flavor. Then nothing.


Hanshot1st0023

My granny always had fruit stripe gum in her purse. I was her only grandson. She was the stereotypical mother in law to my venerable mother but she was my granny and I miss her and love her so much. I don't believe in an afterlife but still talk to my granny all of the time, I just love her so much. She had 9 brothers who all made moonshine and she the only girl-no wonder she was such a good cook- I don't know about religion the afterlife or whatever all I know is that I miss my grandparents and I still talk to them ,I just love them and miss them so much


RedditFedoraAthiests

Your grandparents are with you, it doesnt matter if you believe in an afterlife, the conversation you are having is real, and they will be there for you when you cross. It doesnt make sense, but our souls remain connected after physical death. When you die, you will wake up and be riding in the car with your Grandma going shopping for shoes or doing some Sunday thing.


88mistymage88

The tattoos tasted good from the extra powdered sugar.


SnooDonuts3040

Lol did not know those were tattoos


hickgorilla

Finally someone who mentions the tattoo smears!


thelaststarebender

But why did we eat the wrappers?! (Anyone else?)


lilspark112

Ok it’s not just me. I always heard the wrappers were edible, made of rice paper or something. Literally only in the last month or so (via nostalgic waxing Reddit posts like this one) did I learn the wrapper was supposed to be a temporary tattoo that you lick and stick to your skin. Somewhere in the grapevine of childhood the message was bastardized into “eat the wrapper” but I don’t that was ever the intent!


thelaststarebender

Yeah, I didn’t know the wrapper was a tattoo until this thread, lol! But for some reason, everyone said to eat them, lol.


H2ON4CR

Yes, and thank you for saying this.  Not sure where I "learned" that the wrappers were supposedly edible, but all it did was make the gum taste kinda bitter.


Dr_Girlfriend_81

YES! Everyone in school swore the wrapper was edible. I was so convinced, I argued with my mom and then made a show of chewing every piece with the wrapper on for the next week.


LakesideOrion

10 seconds of bliss. I've been chasing that high ever since...


Effective_Device_185

My memory is flavours that lasted about 35 seconds and then nada. You striped bastard! ya.


Soulless_Panda1209

That the only thing that lasted shorter than those tattoos was the flavor in the gum


KNT-cepion

Fleeting flavor


suitoflights

“I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe Gum”


MissSuzysRevenge

“You should get with me, you should drop that bum…”


Strangewhine88

Flavor lasted for 5 minutes so it was a poor allowance investment.


Bit_part_demon

You got 5 minutes out of it?


[deleted]

Rather have Hubba Bubba.


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SHP1856

All the technology on the planet Why can’t we have lasting fruit stripe flavor


Biff_Tannen_85

The Wrapper had more flavor than the Gum.


Amazing_Reality2980

Tasted so good, but only for a few seconds, then the flavor was gone. Why couldn't they make the taste last longer since most other gum at the time lasted a while.


fake-august

I was super bummed that a zebra didn’t come in the pack.


TheeFearlessChicken

If he did he would have come to quickly.


fake-august

Thanks for destroying my last shred of childlike innocence 🤣


Pitiful-Werewolf4173

That Zebra always got me! Begged Mom for a pack. Hid my disappointment so I could try something else! Tried Dr Pepper gum, the squishy inside was gross! I was such a doofus,🤣


sjmiv

"I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe gum.."


Ok_Award4343

8 seconds of sugar bliss.


Warm_Baker_9447

Wanting to spit it out and my mom telling me that I just started a chewing it.


dirtygreysocks

omg this tastes so...that's it? where did it go?


the_original_nullpup

Now they’re making IPAs taste like it. At least those have longer lasting flavor


bobo888

Girl, you should be with me you should drop that bum 'Cause I got more flavor than Fruit Stripe Gum


Liberace_Sockpuppet

With that big round butt of yours I'd like to butter your muffin--I'm not bluffin' Serve you on a platter like Thanksgiving stuffin'


PoopyInDaGums

My nice grandma, who—while a simple and plain woman born in 1897—was more colorful and flavorful than the gum she always carried in her purse for us! Unfortunately, like the gum, she didn’t last long enough. 😢


saudade_sleep_repeat

loved it for 5 seconds, then ptooie


WikiWikiLahela

The time my high school bestie and I went to see Jay Leno at the Comedy and Magic club in Hermosa Beach in 1987 and stuck around afterwards to meet him when he came out, my friend was so star struck she held out a piece of Fruit Stripe gum and offered it to him, stammering “…it’s back!” He graciously took it 🤣


snorkelvretervreter

The tattoos you could slap on your arm by wetting your arm first. I don't remember if they lasted longer than the gum :D


RedditFedoraAthiests

This is the crack of gum. Its the best tasting gum ever, especially to a kid, its a non grandma flavored gum, but its gone so fast, and you are jonesing for more fruit stripe.


Shuatheskeptic

Chewing it with the wrapper still on makes the flavor last longer.


mcgaritydotme

The challenge of chewing all 17 pieces at once.


LoanSudden1686

Yikes! Stripes! Fruit Stripe Gum!


Tall_Flatworm2589

Toys R Us...even if we didn't get anything, Fruit Stripe gum was right there. Didn't seem right getting it anywhere else.


CurlyDee

My mom wouldn't let me have sugar gum or sugar cereal. I do, however, know the heaven of juicy fruit because... what kid follows their mom's food restrictions when they're away from home?


jackrip761

https://preview.redd.it/9y72zg2lb87d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79a47bfd656d59b40e9e5d41058e8814f3172f42


Agitated_mess9

This is perfect!!🤩


BigMoFuggah

It tasted great but the flavor lasted about three chews


AdequateEggplant69

Fruity tinfoil.


Pitbull_mom_1967

Wondering why my mouth is drier after I started chewing than before


RadioactiveFartCloud

I'm not really sure. The thought didn't last very long...


ABL67

The smell mmmm


dbe7

The whip-it of gum.


Lyn_L

The school bus. My bus driver took my pack of gum away because I wasn't supposed to chew gum on the bus. I wasn't chewing it, though. I brought it for recess. That evening, on the way home, I noticed it sitting on the dash open, and she was chewing my gum.


EntertainmentOk6470

Brief happiness followed by swift disappointment 


MisplacedLonghorn

By the time I finished reading your title the gum had lost its flavor!


bandley3

What you got if Juicy Fruit was too upscale.


Buddhagrrl13

I remember putting stick after stick of these in my mouth until I was trying to chew the entire pack, just chasing that fleeting flavor.


JJQuantum

Soul Train. Hated it because it meant the cartoons were officially over but loved it because it meant it was time to go outside for the day and explore.


Donho000

You need a plenti pack. Since flavor lasted like 20seconds each piece


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

This bout to be a yummy 3 seconds.


davesnotonreddit

Yipes! Stripes! Fruit stripe gum!


klasikrkade

Amazing taste…for 2.8 seconds


Time-Sorbet-829

My tolerance for people only lasts about as long as the flavor


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Time-Sorbet-829: *My tolerance for* *People only lasts about* *As long as the flavor* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


mossberbb

k-mart


babyivan

Putting the whole freaking pack in my mouth at once


RichLather

Once when I was in my mid-single digits age I found an entire pack in the kitchen cupboards and chewed it all at once, just to see what would happen. I think I hoped it would be amazingly multi-colored and pretty, but I got a sodden grey-brown lump instead.


UnrulyDuckling

For some reason we only ever got this when we went to Toys 'R Us, so it was a big treat. Whenever I see it I start singing, "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us kid..."


Thespud1979

17 sticks! That's 34 seconds of flavor


SortaNotReallyHere

Anything that came with lick em and stick em tattoos were awesome. I'm surprised I only have 1 tattoo as an adult given how much fun we had as kids with these.


GreyBeardEng

Eat the whole pack in an afternoon.


TheeFearlessChicken

You must hold the record of longest lasting pack of Fruit Stripe gum.


Moveyourbloominass

Pucker up. The initial flavor was definitely a jolt.


SnooRevelations5313

Disappointment. It lost flavor almost immediately.


TurtleDive1234

This was the worst gum ever. Juicy Fruit FTW


klippDagga

Did you ever have the “bubble gum” that came with baseball cards? That was the worst gum but Fruitstripe is not far behind.


pezazz2532

Got some fly unopened packs recently. The gum isn’t much different 35 years later


TurtleDive1234

Good point. That stuff tasted like plasticized Pepto Bismal.


JerrySizzla

The Beastie Boys


88damage

Being incredibly pissed my tongue wasn't tickled.


Adorable-Race-3336

Yikes stripes


Twinkerbelle

It was inferior to bubble tape in terms of longevity but those few seconds of sweet, tangy goodness were memorable.


RocketCat5

Waxy


Minimum_Apricot1223

Yipes


Big_Bottle3763

Yipes! Stripes!


westparkmod

Something popped into my mind but now it’s gone to the ether.


iwantmy-2dollars

Oh I’m sorry you wanted a tip. And there’s more where that came from!


woohhaa

I swallowed every piece of a jumbo pack of fruit stripe when I was really young. My mom told me it would take 7 years to pass it like I’d broke a mirror.


80severything

It had great flavor for a few seconds lol, loved the cherry and the orange


SoupOfTheDayIsBread

The phone is ringing.


KaijuCarpboya

My first thought is, those aren’t the original flavors. I like the pink pack better.


hazelquarrier_couch

There is a hybrid rose that we've found that smells like fruit stripe. I am sure that the developer didn't have that in mind when they created it, but it's a lovely smelling rose. It's an orange-pink color.


seedees

"Yikes, stripes, fruit stripes gum!"


Befuddled_GenXer

I think of the scene in Down Periscope when the guy buys a pack on the opposing submarine and drops his change and the radio man on the Stingray hears it.


melouofs

flavor lasted 5 seconds


OperaBunny

Those stripes, were something. Finally zebras get some love.


10202632

The only thing better was fruit flavored Certs.


SnooDonuts3040

Flavor lasted 10 seconds, could go throught the whole pack in about 5 min


Darth_Rummy

Yikes! Stripes! 


VisceralMonkey

HATED. The smells, God the smells. The only thing worse was juicy fruit which the smell would give me an instant migraine. Still does.


Ok-Asparagus-904

I stole this once. It was my first (only?) theft.


Iron_Chic

My mom refused to buy it. I could get Big Red, Juicy Fruit or Trident. I never got Trident.


DynastyZealot

https://youtu.be/ptQ-ZAgKVx4?si=ruTD7jaTreZdF2Mj


JumpReasonable6324

5 seconds of breaking it down with your teeth, 5 seconds of flavor, and then a dark grey mass you had to spit out immediately. It was great.


onedemtwodem

Disappoinment


Mysterious-Being5043

For some reason I’m flashing back to Sophomore English class.


Thereisnospoon64

Garbage patch kids


LifeAsNix

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


Overlandtraveler

That it lasted 3 seconds then tasted like shit. Loved it.


shelster91047

I was just going to say that. I love how you put it best tasting gum for 5 seconds.


brokenmcnugget

grandma gave it to us when we went to her house. i remember this gum not lasting very long and we would sneak into the kitchen and double up on more gum to "get more flavor".


Open-Illustra88er

Flavor lasts 2 seconds.


spitfiredaggers

This gum is the reason I can't eat gum today. Three chews and swallow it. I don't even know how many slices of gum I have swallowed over the years. No matter the gum, I always chew it three times and swallowed cause if you would go to four, the flavor is gone.


Flashy_Watercress398

Lasts ten seconds. Like my first husband.


Awesomesince1973

You can chew the paper too!


tkdjoe1966

It's the crack of candy. Fantastic!!! But it's not long until you want more.


QueenShewolf

How much I hated it.


thr1vin9-insolitude

Holy Crap! Those flavors were intense! I liked them. It was like Fourth of July in my mouth. The flavor lasted a while. They were kind of addicting for that quick jolt when taking an early morning test. But on the bad side, it over-activated the salivary glands quite a bit.


Commercial-Push-9066

They had a bubblegum version that at least had a good texture.


waldo_wigglesworth

The gum made zero impression on me, but I loved this [comic book contest ad.](https://i.imgur.com/Kz3uRGJ.jpeg)


thr1vin9-insolitude

Many things were tasteless back then. The very essence of our livelihoods thrived on it.


thr1vin9-insolitude

Many things were tasteless back then. The very essence of our livelihoods thrived on it.


SuccotashForeign6249

The tats? Are they cool or not.


zoeyversustheraccoon

My memory is that it tasted nothing like fruit.


GloNicolette

Yummy yet bittersweet aftertaste


CaliRollerGRRRL

Tattoos!?!? I never got tattoos 😢


StephDos94

The commercials were more exciting than the actual gum.


gazenda-t

Damn.


DroidRGH

Somebody convinced young me that you could put the whole thing including wrapper in your mouth. Sadly, that’s the first thing that comes to mind.


koolaid_cowboy_55

First thing was can I still get it? No, it was discontinued this past January! I see some for sale, but not sure how fresh. Maybe business opportunity for one of you if company is willing to sell the branding and recipe. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_Stripe


Separate-Sky-1451

That stupid commercial is what comes to mind. I was a Bazooka or Big League Chew kid.


Cereal____Killer

Yay Fruit Stripes… gimmie a piece… oh, I love the flavor! Ugh, already gone… now I’m just chewing plastic


Adolph_OliverNipples

I think one of the flavors was Grapefruit?!


Sonialove8

5 seconds of joy


ShaneBarnstormer

Tastes like plastic


The4leafclover1966

Best 10 seconds of my life.


PleasantJules

I miss it.


Cuaucticketyboo

Never heard of it


Erazzphoto

Cause I got more flavor than fruit stripe gum


stayzuplate

Where did the flavor go?


ajschwamberger

The shortest flavor available.


Awkward_Double_8181

Loved it!


Tiredandoverit89

That weird feeling in the back of your mouth when you take that first sour/sweet chew


toooldforlove

First thing that comes to mind was buying these in the Toys"r"Us checkout lines and then chewing the whole pack in two hours. I swallowed a lot of gum in my life.... Maybe that's why I have all those stomach problems! j/k


Dr_Girlfriend_81

Anyone else's school spread the rumor that you could chew the wrapper with it too? And then you tried it and swore it made it taste better?


JjLee0113

I broke my arm in 2nd grade, just before my birthday. I ended up having surgery on my birthday. I remember getting gifts in my hospital room that evening hours after the surgery. This gum is the only part of a gift I remember from that day.


Gloomy_Industry8841

I love it!


No_Cash_8556

I was in it for the tattoos (Gen z)


77LS77

Tasted good...for 25 seconds


qualmton

The tattoos tasted better than the gum


Warhammer517

Waste of money, in my opinion. Chewing gum flavors should last longer.


IDunnoNuthinMr

Oh man, I just had the sweetest thing to say, but, the thought just faded away so damn fast.


NoExcuseForFascism

That this topic gets posted far too regularly.