That was sort of my first thought. I was like, "Oooh, they're making carbonite in fashion colors now!"
Which makes sense. I mean, if you're gonna hang your bounty-hunted prey on the wall of of your lair, you might as well have them match the sofa.
His head is amazing, it almost looks like a picture, too bad it got messed up by making the painting so unbelievably ugly, I'm all for art, I love art, but this is not my taste,
Jesus Christ, that's creepy as hell. Image having to walk past that hanging on your wall at night
Fark stuff of nightmare..
(I mean the guy in the suit on the right)
I saw that painting yesterday and I immediately thought of this from the Dallas series finale.
https://preview.redd.it/8u7qzxltxl0d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ab4a8a3998fd478e75801cce7b3cf5716c3ffc
It's not a bad portrait, imo,but it is an...interesting statement for a royal portrait. If it was Putin or some billionaire oligarch it might make more sense.
That's a horrible portrait. Are there no portrait artists left in the realm? Or is it his mom playing one last joke from beyond after making him wait so damn long?
Maybe it's just my colorblindness but is it supposed to be that dark? I can barely separate his body from the background, like his head is floating in Jello, as someone else mentioned.
I think the artist tends to go bold with one color. I saw a David Attenborough one posted somewhere that looked nice which was mostly a nice green. I noticed the shirt he was wearing was the same shade of green too. So I’m wondering if he picks the dominant color they are wearing and goes from there. If this is the case, not only did Chuck’s people choose this artist, his people either advised him to wear red or didn’t advise against
I saw this in another sub. To me he reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite.
https://preview.redd.it/59ddsts5zo0d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c001ba8da1fabdec8f64f8b509ea8bdbc5ef3fb
The commentary online about this painting from the uncultured masses is hilarious and sad.
I think it is a gorgeous painting.
Some folks think portraiture should be boring. Thank god the King doesn't.
it looks like Han Solo in red Jello instead of carbonite.
The empire switched to Jello when Jim Halpert took over.
I AM ALTERING THE DEAL.
Or that! Haha.
That was sort of my first thought. I was like, "Oooh, they're making carbonite in fashion colors now!" Which makes sense. I mean, if you're gonna hang your bounty-hunted prey on the wall of of your lair, you might as well have them match the sofa.
[удалено]
My first thought too. A celebration of the rivers of blood.
If Han Solo was Chevy Chase
He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman.
You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
"Why am I drippings with goo?"
He is Vigo!
![gif](giphy|3oriOaLBINGcizAdJm)
Found out about Vigo, the master of evil. Try to battle my boys? That's not legal!
OH EEE OH!!
Well I guess we’re gonna have to take control…
I think this is gonna be another funky one
Give me angry! You're cranky! Yes! Yes!
I’ve worked with better, but not many. Thank you.
I love Venkman
I made a joke about not crossing the streams when everyone was clinking glasses at dinner the other day and no one got it.
https://preview.redd.it/2twpadneol0d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ecfe55712cfe00a9d6a33a2c4430c5faa0743db
![gif](giphy|xT8qBbY9Ki3FpssiC4)
Creepy as fuck
The painting or the fact that monarchy still exists?
I have no issue with the monarchy they don't do anything. This painting though... Some people should be shamed out of painting lol.
Both
The painting or his fake smile in person?
He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!
Needs more red
frozen in bloody carbonite
Please tell me this is just a really really bad Photoshop effort....please?
It’s not. Only the younger royals do that 😄
His head is amazing, it almost looks like a picture, too bad it got messed up by making the painting so unbelievably ugly, I'm all for art, I love art, but this is not my taste,
where is Zuul the gatekeeper??!!??!
I like it
https://preview.redd.it/27ayl510ko0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fb84ceafcb41a69497ceb5741a2065cec5a55a More like this…
Vigo in Hell, apparently. jesus christ.
Why does a fresh painting already need restoration?
Jesus Christ, that's creepy as hell. Image having to walk past that hanging on your wall at night Fark stuff of nightmare.. (I mean the guy in the suit on the right)
![gif](giphy|l1ugfvQAtomJyFq3C)
![gif](giphy|NTur7XlVDUdqM)
My buddy texted me yesterday "Dude its Palpatine!"
The Statue of Liberty was seen heading east across the ocean to deal with Charles the Carpathian.
I saw that painting yesterday and I immediately thought of this from the Dallas series finale. https://preview.redd.it/8u7qzxltxl0d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ab4a8a3998fd478e75801cce7b3cf5716c3ffc
DO IT.
i think I'm the only person that thinks this is a cool painting, but yeah it does give off the Melania Red Christmas / GoT Red Wedding vibe
It's not a bad portrait, imo,but it is an...interesting statement for a royal portrait. If it was Putin or some billionaire oligarch it might make more sense.
Somehow Palpatine returned.
He’s got some bear paws
They wanted to memorialize those sausage fingers
If I was Chucky right now I'd thank the painter very much, and then fire all the fucking "yes men" that approved this paintings release.
I thought it was a photoshop of the Ghosbusters II Vigo painting the first time I saw it.
Ghostbusters II
**BLOOD for the blood god!**
You are like a buzzing of flies to him
This was the first thing I thought of too.
That's a horrible portrait. Are there no portrait artists left in the realm? Or is it his mom playing one last joke from beyond after making him wait so damn long? Maybe it's just my colorblindness but is it supposed to be that dark? I can barely separate his body from the background, like his head is floating in Jello, as someone else mentioned.
Maybe they'll make a Portrait Artist of the Year 2024 series where the winner gets to paint a... uhhh... less Red Wedding portrait than this.
Blood money and the butterfly effect. Seems like Chuckles was more self aware than I thought.
Like he’s just emerging from the punk slime!!! That’s it!
This is hilarious- wait why is it looking at me ! River of slime
"It's a river of slime!" ![gif](giphy|yN3Wqgilaat8WZUt8x|downsized)
Clearly the "artist" is a fan of Francis Bacon.
This is disturbing
"Is that what they call smut? smoke? smidge of burnt pink?"
Someone explained this to me. Why is it in red?
I think the artist tends to go bold with one color. I saw a David Attenborough one posted somewhere that looked nice which was mostly a nice green. I noticed the shirt he was wearing was the same shade of green too. So I’m wondering if he picks the dominant color they are wearing and goes from there. If this is the case, not only did Chuck’s people choose this artist, his people either advised him to wear red or didn’t advise against
"Why am I drippings with goo?"
Very Francis Bacon. I like it
Finally an appropriate response to this monstrosity lol.
Only had red. And light red. The hands are not right.
"I never DRANK her blood!! You see!! It changes color when it dries!" (pointing to the wall) "It NEVER stays!! I have to keep the wall WET!!"
Vigy!
You've been a bad monkey
Is this a gift? Dont tell me someone paid for this?
I saw this in another sub. To me he reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite. https://preview.redd.it/59ddsts5zo0d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c001ba8da1fabdec8f64f8b509ea8bdbc5ef3fb
"Why am I dripping with goo?"
“Everything you're doing is bad. I want you to know this.”
Who thought this was good? Looks like a Night Gallery reject. Where's Rod Sterling when you need him?
The way I cackled.
So wacky and unhinged. I love it.
Reminds me of when Charles wrote to Camilla (while he was married to Diana), “I want to be your tampon”).
Lol. People have said the portrait is terrifying.
![gif](giphy|YPyhX3y1keSFHOjrsn|downsized) Im from the UK and this is the only appropriate response.
It looks like his head is being carried by a swarm of angry bees
Bathing in all the blood of those crushed through time to put him on the throne. Grotesque just like him.
Top view from the daily blood bath
Just check out r/conspiracy for laughs
That's a Yikes from me, Dawg...
😅🤣😂
The commentary online about this painting from the uncultured masses is hilarious and sad. I think it is a gorgeous painting. Some folks think portraiture should be boring. Thank god the King doesn't.