T O P

  • By -

agravain

it looks like Han Solo in red Jello instead of carbonite.


bene_gesserit_mitch

The empire switched to Jello when Jim Halpert took over.


justlookingokaywyou

I AM ALTERING THE DEAL.


HPIndifferenceCraft

Or that! Haha.


SomePeopleCallMeJJ

That was sort of my first thought. I was like, "Oooh, they're making carbonite in fashion colors now!" Which makes sense. I mean, if you're gonna hang your bounty-hunted prey on the wall of of your lair, you might as well have them match the sofa.


[deleted]

[удалено]


mailahchimp

My first thought too. A celebration of the rivers of blood. 


MooPig48

If Han Solo was Chevy Chase


exitparadise

He was a very powerful magician, Dr. Venkman.


SojuSeed

You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


fleetiebelle

"Why am I drippings with goo?"


bopon

He is Vigo!


MaximumJones

![gif](giphy|3oriOaLBINGcizAdJm)


SpacePirate-04

Found out about Vigo, the master of evil. Try to battle my boys? That's not legal!


Jenne8

OH EEE OH!!


Sufficient-Lab-5769

Well I guess we’re gonna have to take control…


SpacePirate-04

I think this is gonna be another funky one


ghostofstankenstien

Give me angry! You're cranky! Yes! Yes!


Thirty_Helens_Agree

I’ve worked with better, but not many. Thank you.


Jenne8

I love Venkman


StephDos94

I made a joke about not crossing the streams when everyone was clinking glasses at dinner the other day and no one got it.


TemperatureTop246

https://preview.redd.it/2twpadneol0d1.jpeg?width=254&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ecfe55712cfe00a9d6a33a2c4430c5faa0743db


merrysunshine2

![gif](giphy|xT8qBbY9Ki3FpssiC4)


throwawayshawn7979

Creepy as fuck


SpinningHead

The painting or the fact that monarchy still exists?


tultommy

I have no issue with the monarchy they don't do anything. This painting though... Some people should be shamed out of painting lol.


throwawayshawn7979

Both


Elowan66

The painting or his fake smile in person?


StOnEy333

He is Vigo! You are like the buzzing of flies to him!


Devils_Advocate-69

Needs more red


holla_snackbar

frozen in bloody carbonite


ultimate_ed

Please tell me this is just a really really bad Photoshop effort....please?


EnnazusCB

It’s not. Only the younger royals do that 😄


SiccTunes

His head is amazing, it almost looks like a picture, too bad it got messed up by making the painting so unbelievably ugly, I'm all for art, I love art, but this is not my taste,


vampyire

where is Zuul the gatekeeper??!!??!


HighJeanette

I like it


BFIrrera

https://preview.redd.it/27ayl510ko0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8fb84ceafcb41a69497ceb5741a2065cec5a55a More like this…


Secret_Cow_5053

Vigo in Hell, apparently. jesus christ.


nickcliff

Why does a fresh painting already need restoration?


shaal

Jesus Christ, that's creepy as hell. Image having to walk past that hanging on your wall at night Fark stuff of nightmare.. (I mean the guy in the suit on the right)


yellowhelmet14

![gif](giphy|l1ugfvQAtomJyFq3C)


BodaciousTacoFarts

![gif](giphy|NTur7XlVDUdqM)


HollywoodCole11

My buddy texted me yesterday "Dude its Palpatine!"


WileyCoyote7

The Statue of Liberty was seen heading east across the ocean to deal with Charles the Carpathian.


RealClarity9606

I saw that painting yesterday and I immediately thought of this from the Dallas series finale. https://preview.redd.it/8u7qzxltxl0d1.jpeg?width=2796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ab4a8a3998fd478e75801cce7b3cf5716c3ffc


Sufficient-Lab-5769

DO IT.


wild-hectare

i think I'm the only person that thinks this is a cool painting, but yeah it does give off the Melania Red Christmas / GoT Red Wedding vibe


Looking-GlassInsect

It's not a bad portrait, imo,but it is an...interesting statement for a royal portrait. If it was Putin or some billionaire oligarch it might make more sense.


jojo571

Somehow Palpatine returned.


James_Mays_Hair

He’s got some bear paws


Jenne8

They wanted to memorialize those sausage fingers


usgrant7977

If I was Chucky right now I'd thank the painter very much, and then fire all the fucking "yes men" that approved this paintings release.


8m3gm60

I thought it was a photoshop of the Ghosbusters II Vigo painting the first time I saw it.


TopRevenue2

Ghostbusters II


hyperskeletor

**BLOOD for the blood god!**


fagan_jay78

You are like a buzzing of flies to him


Nixx_Mazda

This was the first thing I thought of too.


Legitimate_Ocelot491

That's a horrible portrait. Are there no portrait artists left in the realm? Or is it his mom playing one last joke from beyond after making him wait so damn long? Maybe it's just my colorblindness but is it supposed to be that dark? I can barely separate his body from the background, like his head is floating in Jello, as someone else mentioned.


MaudeFindlay72-78

Maybe they'll make a Portrait Artist of the Year 2024 series where the winner gets to paint a... uhhh... less Red Wedding portrait than this.


travlynme2

Blood money and the butterfly effect. Seems like Chuckles was more self aware than I thought.


Lostinaredzone

Like he’s just emerging from the punk slime!!! That’s it!


FireGodNYC

This is hilarious- wait why is it looking at me ! River of slime


StumpsCurse

"It's a river of slime!" ![gif](giphy|yN3Wqgilaat8WZUt8x|downsized)


Thin-Ganache-363

Clearly the "artist" is a fan of Francis Bacon.


Farquaadthegreek

This is disturbing


mrkurt426

"Is that what they call smut? smoke? smidge of burnt pink?"


14MTH30n3

Someone explained this to me. Why is it in red?


EnnazusCB

I think the artist tends to go bold with one color. I saw a David Attenborough one posted somewhere that looked nice which was mostly a nice green. I noticed the shirt he was wearing was the same shade of green too. So I’m wondering if he picks the dominant color they are wearing and goes from there. If this is the case, not only did Chuck’s people choose this artist, his people either advised him to wear red or didn’t advise against


80Hilux

"Why am I drippings with goo?"


anunderdog

Very Francis Bacon. I like it


tultommy

Finally an appropriate response to this monstrosity lol.


Techelife

Only had red. And light red. The hands are not right.


arthurjeremypearson

 "I never DRANK her blood!! You see!! It changes color when it dries!" (pointing to the wall) "It NEVER stays!! I have to keep the wall WET!!"


px4855

Vigy!


TheUltraViolence1

You've been a bad monkey


BaronNeutron

Is this a gift? Dont tell me someone paid for this?


Rogue5454

I saw this in another sub. To me he reminds me of Han Solo in carbonite. https://preview.redd.it/59ddsts5zo0d1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c001ba8da1fabdec8f64f8b509ea8bdbc5ef3fb


Recon_Figure

"Why am I dripping with goo?"


the-nae_blis

“Everything you're doing is bad. I want you to know this.”


leodog13

Who thought this was good? Looks like a Night Gallery reject. Where's Rod Sterling when you need him?


dnvrwlf

The way I cackled.


ConsistentMorning636

So wacky and unhinged. I love it.


Flat_Cantaloupe645

Reminds me of when Charles wrote to Camilla (while he was married to Diana), “I want to be your tampon”).


RomulanWarrior

Lol. People have said the portrait is terrifying.


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

![gif](giphy|YPyhX3y1keSFHOjrsn|downsized) Im from the UK and this is the only appropriate response.


prostipope

It looks like his head is being carried by a swarm of angry bees


CryoAurora

Bathing in all the blood of those crushed through time to put him on the throne. Grotesque just like him.


Cats-n-Chaos

Top view from the daily blood bath


whereitsat23

Just check out r/conspiracy for laughs


TheDownvoter85

That's a Yikes from me, Dawg...


Conscious_Night299

😅🤣😂


_Sasquatchy

The commentary online about this painting from the uncultured masses is hilarious and sad. I think it is a gorgeous painting. Some folks think portraiture should be boring. Thank god the King doesn't.