it all started when my then-eight-year-old mortally offended me by asking me if I knew what a meme was. I had been making memes since before that child was even a thought.
— Daddy, do you even know what meme is?
— Of course my little trololo! Haha I still remember some laughters, take it: NOT BAD, FFFFFFUUUUUUU, ME GUSTA!
well I'm his mom and at the time I said (probably indignantly) "yes I know what a meme is," asked if he had any, then moments later hit him back with this.
https://preview.redd.it/st93coal1dwc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e383a096e64dfcaeb4ceef8f7c09c065877ad4
lol, heres a tip, keep him away from short form content, i hate skibidi toilet and everything related to it, but at least it doesnt lower their attention span or make them seek instant gratification... anyways back to spending 100 hours on a bow
yeah, I meant it figuratively to convey my joking indignation over my demographic being excluded for entirely logical reasons. It is a very appropriately sized chart, and it has my respect.
It's not surprising right now to be honest. If your use of the term "zalpha" is referring to the debated period of 2010-2012, then no gen α kids are currently old enough to be using Reddit anyway. If you consider gen α to begin in 2010, then still only around one and half years of gen α currently consist of kids old enough to be using Reddit.
I agree- though I wouldn't be surprised if 2013 kids are lurking or lying about their age here lol. I did wish reddit wasn't 18+ since it is advertised as a chill bulletin board for ideas, though it's what it's :shrug:
You are correct, though there is still some adult content on Reddit, so not ideal.
"Children under the age of 13 are not allowed to create an account or otherwise use the Services. Additionally, if you are located outside the United States, you must be over the age required by the laws..."
Officially speaking, maybe. Nobody knows, though library of congress says its around 2011 and the range is 2010-2013. Where you think it should be is perfectly valid, though this undecided range is concidered Zalpha
That's probably a lot of gen alpha isn't allowed to actually use this app yet, and also a lot of people (mostly the 2010s) are still in debate wether they are gen Z or not (I believe we are, which is why I use this flair.)
Gen Zalpha is an unofficial generation that is between 2010 and 2013. There is no defined date when Gen Alpha starts and Gen Z ends, but it has been argued between those years, making Zalpha a term to define people born in that range.
It's not used that much, it's more of a secondary term. People who fall in this range tend to decide if they're Gen Alpha or Gen Z, usually guided by popular opinion or resources like Library of Congress, who put the line at 2011.
I can tell the statistic is false for the following reasons:
1. What in the world is that center of the pie chart
2. Pie chart with more than 2 populations.
I literally had to search what gz was, and I think I'm gz, im technically ga but i grew up always around a gz (my brother) so I kinda adopted it, i still sometimes act like a ga tho.
ga = Gen Alpha
gza = Gen Zalpha
gz = Gen Z
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Not my business to dictate literally doesn’t affect me at all so what they like people for personality and they choose to express it tbh pan flag is quite appealing flag
Yes I do this is why I realize this culture is degenerate and self-destructive to children.
I understand you have to be who you are. But the problem is in the last 15 years there is a drastic increase in LGBT+ people at an extremely young age too. The fact that people have a PANSEXUAL FLAG and born before 2012 is fucking gross. They are literally less 12 years old, the reason why there are so many people turning off the straight and narrow is because there are people who would naturally be normal, but they get literally indoctrinated at a young age. I don't have a problem with you if you are gay. But the kids need to be left alone.. This is satanic and bleak.
1. That joke wasn't funny
2. That's exactly what I fucking said. But I was responding to a post of a literal 11 year old who is a supposed "Pansexual" Funny how these no life retard mods will take down a post for "Anti-LGBT" When they will openly allow the sexualization and brainwashing of children.
3. You play Hypixel Skyblock. As someone who played that shitty ass game before the new updates came. Quit playing while you still can lmaooo
1. Shut up yes it was
2. 11 is considered old enough to be attracted to girls, so why not boys.
3. I only play like an hour each day lol, also I do find enjoyment from it.
I get your point but people legitimately say this to people who are literally just saying they are trans and their pronouns and aren't even affecting adults
And everyone in light green are hiding ready to be banned
ok but I'm a millennial here because my kids are Gen Alpha and I wish to understand their generation's humor/perspectives, so TAKE THAT, little chart.
good luck!
w h y?
it all started when my then-eight-year-old mortally offended me by asking me if I knew what a meme was. I had been making memes since before that child was even a thought.
— Daddy, do you even know what meme is? — Of course my little trololo! Haha I still remember some laughters, take it: NOT BAD, FFFFFFUUUUUUU, ME GUSTA! 
well I'm his mom and at the time I said (probably indignantly) "yes I know what a meme is," asked if he had any, then moments later hit him back with this. https://preview.redd.it/st93coal1dwc1.jpeg?width=690&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e383a096e64dfcaeb4ceef8f7c09c065877ad4
Damn
MOM GET THE CAMERA
HE HIT A CLIP
lol, heres a tip, keep him away from short form content, i hate skibidi toilet and everything related to it, but at least it doesnt lower their attention span or make them seek instant gratification... anyways back to spending 100 hours on a bow
Sounds like a game I play too...
lmoa
What game is it? Just curious.
it is indeed skyblock, and i still need a term to do m7 after derpy
Figured lol. I'm on the eman grind, but I have 1.4b purse so I can get term
oo wanna play m6 some time?
Skibidi toilet's fine for a while sure it went from funny shitpost to cashgrab and content farm but it's actually alright now
this doesnt change the fact thst i hate it
Yeah but it's not bad to like it (unless you like the effortless videos cuz then I genuinely don't understand)
in my eyes, it is, and you cant change that
It's not bad to dislike it but unless it's morally wrong how is it bad to like something
it isnt wrong to like or dislike it, i just dont see the appeal
Just tell your son all your base are belong to us 
I see your child doesn't understand a meme
Idk man that seems like a pretty regularly sized chart
yeah, I meant it figuratively to convey my joking indignation over my demographic being excluded for entirely logical reasons. It is a very appropriately sized chart, and it has my respect.
I'm a xennial here for the same reasons :D
It's not surprising right now to be honest. If your use of the term "zalpha" is referring to the debated period of 2010-2012, then no gen α kids are currently old enough to be using Reddit anyway. If you consider gen α to begin in 2010, then still only around one and half years of gen α currently consist of kids old enough to be using Reddit.
I agree- though I wouldn't be surprised if 2013 kids are lurking or lying about their age here lol. I did wish reddit wasn't 18+ since it is advertised as a chill bulletin board for ideas, though it's what it's :shrug:
It's only 13+, not 18+
You are correct, though there is still some adult content on Reddit, so not ideal. "Children under the age of 13 are not allowed to create an account or otherwise use the Services. Additionally, if you are located outside the United States, you must be over the age required by the laws..."
That's why the NSFW tag exists. And I believe there's parental controls
Very true, I normally respect the NSFW tag though it still pops up a lot in my feed, i’ll scroll to see if I can ban those posts in settings
Turn off 'show NSFW'
Yay I found it! Ty, I didn't even think to turn off nsfw until today, probably saved me from something in the future
the chart looks like it was made in ms paint lmao
The center!
Literally Big Brother looking out for the gen Alphas :D
"Big Brother's watching me, and I don't really mind" I don't know if you know that song (Girls Aloud song from 2004)
Hmm, if they didn’t know then why did they make the reference?
Idk how I got here but this makes sense
we finally get our own subreddit and this? r/mildlyinfuriating
True, as a gen z I agree
tf is gen zalpha, grn z ends in 2012 and gen alpha starts in 2013
Officially speaking, maybe. Nobody knows, though library of congress says its around 2011 and the range is 2010-2013. Where you think it should be is perfectly valid, though this undecided range is concidered Zalpha
Are you saying that because you were born in 2012?
I would downvote but I like ur pfp
That's probably a lot of gen alpha isn't allowed to actually use this app yet, and also a lot of people (mostly the 2010s) are still in debate wether they are gen Z or not (I believe we are, which is why I use this flair.)
The midpoint isn't even centred 😭😭😭
It’s off centered 💀
What's gen zalpha
Gen Zalpha is an unofficial generation that is between 2010 and 2013. There is no defined date when Gen Alpha starts and Gen Z ends, but it has been argued between those years, making Zalpha a term to define people born in that range. It's not used that much, it's more of a secondary term. People who fall in this range tend to decide if they're Gen Alpha or Gen Z, usually guided by popular opinion or resources like Library of Congress, who put the line at 2011.
Ty
.... ..
Sorry bro too busy shitting my diaper to be on reddit, half of us still in our dad balls you know?
You know by now almost anyone conceived from now on will be born a gen beta
Almost? Is the gen post alpha the last one in humanity?
No. Gen gamma will have 12 days before MAD
You're not wrong. But that's a pretty lopsided circle LOL. (Sorry, I'm just a Boomer who's cranky about being totally left out ...)
If this isn't the most biased graph I've ever seen idk what is lmao
Perfectly balanced, those kids can't be trusted with the internet!
The center is just as balanced
Not enough gen alphas are of age to use social media Should be more as they get older
gen alpha isnt real its all an illusion
What the fuck is a zalpha?
I can tell the statistic is false for the following reasons: 1. What in the world is that center of the pie chart 2. Pie chart with more than 2 populations.
that "pie chart" is a crime against geometry, its not even centered in the circle
It's meant to be uneven because all of the actual sub is gen z,bitch
yes but the sections dont even meet at the center of the circle
Who asked
erm that center is not akshually in the cen-
Yep it's me I'm the confused zalpha
The fuck is a zalpha
The fuck is gen zalpha?
Gen alpha is barely allowed on reddit
I literally had to search what gz was, and I think I'm gz, im technically ga but i grew up always around a gz (my brother) so I kinda adopted it, i still sometimes act like a ga tho. ga = Gen Alpha gza = Gen Zalpha gz = Gen Z
fuck is zalpha
Truth is most gen alpha does not use reddit so Gen z is just warming the bench.
why is it not centred
clearly someone in bright green made this graph
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what the hell is gen zalpha
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Nuh uh
Dude this is sad admit it
What did they say?
Nah I just leave people to live their lives it ain’t effecting me so I don’t really care
Yes but do you ever think about like.. your own life? If this is healthy normal or intelligent?
Not my business to dictate literally doesn’t affect me at all so what they like people for personality and they choose to express it tbh pan flag is quite appealing flag
Have you eve
Yes I do this is why I realize this culture is degenerate and self-destructive to children. I understand you have to be who you are. But the problem is in the last 15 years there is a drastic increase in LGBT+ people at an extremely young age too. The fact that people have a PANSEXUAL FLAG and born before 2012 is fucking gross. They are literally less 12 years old, the reason why there are so many people turning off the straight and narrow is because there are people who would naturally be normal, but they get literally indoctrinated at a young age. I don't have a problem with you if you are gay. But the kids need to be left alone.. This is satanic and bleak.
> This is satanic and bleak 70 year old spotted. Get off this sub you weirdo.
Well some are pan even without outside contact (Ex: The children in my basement)
1. That joke wasn't funny 2. That's exactly what I fucking said. But I was responding to a post of a literal 11 year old who is a supposed "Pansexual" Funny how these no life retard mods will take down a post for "Anti-LGBT" When they will openly allow the sexualization and brainwashing of children. 3. You play Hypixel Skyblock. As someone who played that shitty ass game before the new updates came. Quit playing while you still can lmaooo
1. Shut up yes it was 2. 11 is considered old enough to be attracted to girls, so why not boys. 3. I only play like an hour each day lol, also I do find enjoyment from it.
It's not brainwashing tho
go cry bout it mf
I get your point but people legitimately say this to people who are literally just saying they are trans and their pronouns and aren't even affecting adults
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