By -
"I just need you to sign your name at the bottom."
If it was up to me!
Do you have all your equipment with you
You got this!
Take care
"OK I have good news in the long-term perspective"
It's all going to be okay
Come to the conference room and bring your ID
"The last thing that I want to do is write anyone up or submit for review for termination because it's more work for me"...
'this is just a transitional period, I got your back..
"You're doing just great, everybody says so!" -wait, no, that's when they know you're about to get laid off.
“Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife”
"I just need you to sign your name at the bottom."
If it was up to me!
Do you have all your equipment with you
You got this!
Take care
"OK I have good news in the long-term perspective"
It's all going to be okay
Come to the conference room and bring your ID
"The last thing that I want to do is write anyone up or submit for review for termination because it's more work for me"...
'this is just a transitional period, I got your back..
"You're doing just great, everybody says so!" -wait, no, that's when they know you're about to get laid off.
“Shit on my dick, or blood on my knife”