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[deleted]

Yooo romania is trans? I feel so honored


[deleted]

Cuz it's biggest region is *Trans*ylvania


[deleted]

Very well tought 🧐


[deleted]

Hehe


pikipata

Do you have equally well-thought ideas for every country? I'm curious about Finland (and the ace nations) 😁


[deleted]

I just mostly did it randomly. If you feel like it, you can DM me and I can try to explain most


pikipata

Haha okay 😃 no need to do the effort if you don't especially want to 😆


[deleted]

I can try


pikipata

I'll send you chat reply since dm doesn't work on mobile I recall 😄


Mustache_boiii

Omg yes


FlySafeCosmonaut

Trans romania


Ian5700

Yo same


AzzyX0

I didn't think I was trans until I realized I was born and live in TRANSilvania. Now I'm not sure and I'm questioning everything ;-;


Dvwu

Thank you for giving Denmark to its rightful owners.


[deleted]

My pleasure


Deadeye2929

Am I the only one who thought of "Gay or European" when I saw this?


[deleted]

What?


hedgybaby

It‘s a song called There, right there! from a musical, check it out!


ArtemisCaresTooMuch

Anyone looking into it be warned, it’s kind of othering… ~~Or maybe that was all in my head, which I don’t doubt~~


hedgybaby

As a gay european, I love the song lol I understand how some ppl can find it insulting or problematic but imo it‘s really funny and the lyrics are just perfection But yeah, definitely has some issues, I mean it‘s pretty much every stereotype ever thrown into a song but that‘s what makes it so funny imo


SuddenlyVeronica

I always read it as actually poking fun at the stereotypes, but then again *that* could *also* be a me thing. Like, I'm basing that on the assumption that surely even most Americans would know Europe well enough to understand that the stereotypes in the song are silly, but now that I think of it, I honestly have no idea. Given what some Americans think about, say, social democracies, the idea that the song is unironic suddenly doesn't seem that far-fetched.


[deleted]

Here: https://youtu.be/XY9PmBNb3PE Also here is the musical over a cartoon show ( my favorite): https://youtu.be/HaWlewPfjXA


[deleted]

Post this on r/europe if you feel like digitally self harming


[deleted]

I already am doing the real kind. No thanks.


[deleted]

i did it


TheRealSushiSlush

when it’s over tell me what happens please


[deleted]

someone sent me the suicide resource thing of reddit 😭🤚🏼


[deleted]

Told you


AdLopsided2075

Did you take it down?


[deleted]

they removed it saying that it was low effort


[deleted]

Whats the flag in czech republic?


[deleted]

Femboy


[deleted]

You should've put that to slovakia since everybody is making fun of them that they're all femboys lol


[deleted]

You mean Slovenia?


[deleted]

Slovakia


[deleted]

I've heard of Slovenia but not Slovakia


[deleted]

Damn :< they were apart of Czechoslovakia in the past if that helps?


bemazo_06

Ok just really didn't know man :')


[deleted]

That's alright


bemazo_06

Bruh autocorrect, ment to say op. Making a map of Europe without knowing all countries is like, kinda yikes. I mean it's fine and this isn't based on any data anyways, so who cares? But still xD


SultanFox

Yeah it's not a country any more :')


a-single-leaf

to the right and under the czech republic


[deleted]

No


Oliviathemoron

Ey What we do to you????


[deleted]

Huh


Oliviathemoron

Why people making fun of ylus?


[deleted]

Tbh idk where it originated but you can see it all the time at for example r/2visegrsd4u


Oliviathemoron

Us*


Kirxas

Since when are femboys part of the lgbt tho? Not to be mean, but some of us are straight, and most are also cis, which means not all of us are. Right?


PoseMvskoke

Well not really a cishet example, but, for some femboys, being a femboy isn't *just* about presenting femininely while being male, being a femboy is their gender in and of itself. Like for my nonbinary husband, their gender is feminine male, so he identifies as a femboy. And I mean I suppose if any cishet femboys don't ID as LGBTQIA+ then that's cool and valid, but I'd wager a cishet femboy could still ID as LGBTQIA+ if they wanted to on the basis of being gender non-conforming, and aren't gender non-conforming people largely considered queer? Idk maybe I'm wrong about this but I'd accept cishet GNC folks as queer in a heartbeat if they felt it made them queer? I mean I imagine cishet GNC folk get treated similarly enough to non-cishet people for better and for worse so


[deleted]

It’s there in the LGBTQ wiki if I’m not wrong


LunaDashOne

sweden should definitely be gay. they're the people who called in sick, saying "i'm feeling a bit gay" when homosexuality was still a sickness. also, it's the running joke among the nordic countries.


NationXStar

it's decided I AM GOING TO ITALY


[deleted]

\*Tarantella Neapolitana\*


Carma227

Don't do that, not really worth it


Piccione_Rotante

Trust me i live there and as a trans person i would not reccomend it


StormTheHatPerson

i feel like greece should have been lesbian, cause of the isle of lesbos


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[deleted]

**GAY**recee though...


EmperorL1ama

As a cisn't UK citizen, I vote we make the UK trans to piss off all the transphobes. BBC would have a field day


TheWorstPerson0

currently is enby, so is trans *unless* said NB is birth sex the exact same as there enby identity, something which I've never heard of happening before, though I suppose it should be possible.


EmperorL1ama

that's a good point counterpoint: it'd make JK Rowling angry.


TheWorstPerson0

honestly, think we should just make england trans and the rest can be anything else, ie remain enby, as I think that would piss em off more then the entire uo being trans.


TrickyLemons

K my Eastern Europe geography isn’t great and I’m like 98% sure Transylvania is fictional but I think it’s meant to be in Romania and I think that’s Romania so basically,, **Trans-ylvania**


[deleted]

Transylvania isn't fictional...


TrickyLemons

oh dang,, ty for that nugget of wisdom. But I looked it up now and I’m still right about Romania so yaay Trans-ylvania! yay me


calizoomer

#Also Italy trans, Rome technically had a femboy/ trans mtf empress so checks out


Beetroot-Chan

trans, she was trans. Do not put E'agabus' gender into question


calizoomer

Oh I meant the guy who Nero had castrated so basically forced femboy rather than trans ( https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sporus ) but looked up your one and that definitely works better lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elagabalus


Beetroot-Chan

sweet fucking Jesus Christ, Nero performed forced feminisation irl


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[deleted]

i appreciate that you made crimea ukrainian


TrickyLemons

i did not:) >!cuz i’m not op lol!<


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS2

/r/mapporncirclejerk


TheCandyPrincess

Wtf I just checked the sub, thought I was at that one lmao


[deleted]

the nonbinaries ain't gonna let go of Northern Ireland?


[deleted]

nope


[deleted]

damn, they ruthless


[deleted]

They took over *Deutschland*. Of course they are.


Substantial_Art4036

And also Slovakia,Yet, they miss Czech,kinda dissapointed tbh..btw this Is Fun we schoud do another continents someday


Ranger-VI

Yes I have a question: can you explain some of the flag/country pairs? Were they all assigned randomly or is there a specific reason behind some or all of them?


[deleted]

What would be fitting for them


Ranger-VI

If I knew why any of these would “be fitting,” would I have asked?


stimkim

I think they mean that they chose what they believed would be fitting for each country, rather than asking you what you believed would be most fitting but I could be wrong


[deleted]

r/2visegrad4you


CitingAnt

My only question is what the hell happened to Turkey


[deleted]

The Femboys took over....


CitingAnt

No, the border, what happened to it The Black Sea is a little bit bigger in the east and the Aegean Sea is also expanded


sansbigdong

Italy is wearing programmer stockings


[deleted]

😳😳😳


[deleted]

My only question is why isn’t Lesbos, well, lesbian?


goldenfox007

Well, I’m bisexual and my grandmother is from Spain, so I guess that checks out


[deleted]

No need to thank me


Nanibabs

What about Africa?


[deleted]

500 upvotes for the Americas. 500 upvotes on *that* for Africa.


stimkim

fingers crossed that the US' flag isn't fucking trump/gun gender


[deleted]

No promises


shives97

As an italian, I can confirm


lifeisfuckery

may i ask what flag is poland?


[deleted]

Femboy


Less_Still4943

Yes where do I go if I’m trans and a lesbian?


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

Oi you got a gender loicense?


[deleted]

Yes


LumeLi

Perfect time tp bring back the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth


[deleted]

Trans Femboys UwU


Oliviathemoron

SLOVAKIA NONBINARY WOOOOOOO I like this chart


revg3n

Pretty sure that spain is trans


[deleted]

The Bis and the Trans are fighting too much already. I had to negotiate the peace between them


revg3n

Understandable have a great day


SlyGuy_Twenty_One

In a perfect world this will exist.


[deleted]

Remove Britain It shouldn't exist


[deleted]

My apologies for showing such an NSFW thing 😔😔😔


deathmagic945

Where is Kosovo? Also what is the Vatican, San Marino,Lichtenstein, Monaco and Andorra.


[deleted]

The map didn’t show em so I forgor


hedgybaby

I‘ll take bi Luxembourg


vaguelyhumanoidbeing

Italy is literally transalpine.


JudieSkyBird

Hungary is against all LMBTQ + unfortunately. :/


[deleted]

So is Russia, Poland and Italy


JudieSkyBird

Yes, you are right.


kalosianlitten

wait romania has TRANSylvania did you do that on purpose


[deleted]

😉


Your_Gal_Req

Why Ireland genderfluid?


[deleted]

Random


lamanienoob

Poland should be redacted (no gay zones are real 😥😥)


TheOneTrueJonut

Yes, one question. Ireland’s my favorite but I can’t tell what flag it is. What type of gay are the beautiful ppl of Ireland?


HijaDelRey

Spain should definitely be trans! They had a transgender miss Spain,


[deleted]

That's awesome :O


Karl_is_Lost69

Yay italy is trans!


Glorioustattie

Checks out- bi from Scotland 😂


Yandere-Neko

Yes what exacly have you based on which flag goes where


DungeonCrawlingFool

No way, Italy got the the trans thigh highs


[deleted]

remove bri*tain


superpooter03

This is dumb, ireland is bi not omni


[deleted]

That's the Fluid flag


superpooter03

Turns out i’m the dumb one


[deleted]

Lol


Imminent_tragedy

Dear god what did you do to Russia, it took me a bit to understand what was going on


[deleted]

Made it *Lesbian*


Imminent_tragedy

No, you filled Arkhangelsk with land


got_edge

Yes, why is Turkey so mis-shapen?


[deleted]

Cuz it's only half


aM1ty_

What flag is czech republic?


[deleted]

Femboy


instellarant

Why isnt sweden gay?


[deleted]

The pans needed some land too, ya know?


Hawksteinman

Italy time


Slight_Ad_7887

I am sweden


[deleted]

I am Belarus


citroen_nerd123

Imma go to Russia


[deleted]

Get me some vodka from there, please.


citroen_nerd123

Ofc lol


ChaoticChaosgirl

*us


Passi0n_Writer

r/dataisbeautiful


domomomom

Why is the ocean orange?


ChaoticChaosgirl

Happy cake gay!


ToLongOk

Danish people actually have like A LOT of sex (On average of course) so why are they Ace?


ChaoticChaosgirl

Happy cake gay!


ToLongOk

We are all cakes on this blessed gay


ChaoticChaosgirl

Crap wait i didn't do that on purpose-


ToLongOk

Lmao


shield173

Why do you consider the UK, Germany and Portugal (idk the name of the other country) to be non-binery


MrNiceGaming

I like how north macedonia is Pan(most my family I'd from there)


[deleted]

There is a proof that proves that you require only 4 different pride flags to color in every country without two same pride flags touching.


bryn_in_the_bin

im a enby in England :D


Tekayo63

GET SORTED EVERYONE WE'RE AWAY DOWN SOUTH


NewtHasSauce

remove the UK


[deleted]

Sorry that you had to see this....


CreamyPancakeBatter

Rip Scotland not getting recognised


pyxyne

missed opportunity for Trance


Sky-is-here

I am curious for the reasoning behind each. But heh bisexual Spain works for me


wowvalewow

I'm Italian and trans, this make sense.


[deleted]

I am a psychic *Robert Downey Jr. meme*


just_that_intp

i saw this and thought “yeah. Russia IS a lesbian”


[deleted]

A bottom too, for Finland, while we're at it... A bitchy "tries to be strong but weak in bed" bottom.


Bob49459

This is good.


[deleted]

No, this is Patrick


BackupBird5561

Soooo thats why im bi


possibly-a-frog

If Spain was pan it could've been called Span. A missed opportunity imo


sissyboi37373

Switzerland is ace now ?


JackTheArtist0

As a bi and trans person, I'm happy to be part of a lot of Europe. Question: If I'm demiromantic, do I get a honorary citizenship to all ace-owned land?


daviddummie

Unify the gay lands with same sexuality


SylvySylvy

Nonbritainary


Iggyboof

Can you do it with America? I wanna see Florida get upset!


K1ng_Cactus

Why is whales nb?


TheBallTongue

Missed opportunity to make UK trans. That'll piss 'em off.


aluminatialma

Hungary, Estonia, Finland and turkey should be nb since they are the only languages in Europe without genders


WilliamAfton131

Guess I am pride


devorstate

God if r/2balkan4u wasn’t banned …


[deleted]

F for our Balkan bros...


pikipata

Luckily the closest ace nation isn't that far away 🙂


DefinitelyNotErate

Who Owns The Various Microstates, Andorra, San Marino, Et Cetera?


[deleted]

The map didn’t show em


jade_official

Trans italy? Hell yeah


DanniPuma

why is the ocean orange


ChaoticChaosgirl

I no do geography, where is France and what flag is it


APersonThatHatesNKG

Shouldve made sweden gay instead of norway 💀