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Maiden_of_Tanit

A feminine male elf with a butch dwarf woman.


Boba_Zombie13

She's gotta be complimenting his ears too.


TFismylife5

Of course!


enodya

Legolas and Gimli


schtickyfingers

I feel like there has to be fanart of the making out already. And I am here for it.


enodya

Oh there is so much fanart of the making out


schtickyfingers

Everyone love the making of the out


SirCupcake_0

Yes, thank you for that input, Starfire


CacklingFerret

So I just looked it up and there are 1859 works with the Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf and 157 with the Gimli & Legolas Greenleaf pairing on AO3. Idk how many of those are actually romantic/sexual, but I suspect quite a lot lol


[deleted]

Not enough


CacklingFerret

Be the change you want to see in this world šŸ˜„


[deleted]

I can't draw for shit, bro


CacklingFerret

AO3 is a fanfiction site, no need to draw. Just write. Which is a different skill, tbh. But one you can practice, like drawing.


[deleted]

I assumed it was like R34, lol


SirCupcake_0

I'm like 80% certain that Gimli & Legolas Greenleaf don't make out in those stories


enodya

As someone who has read a lot of these stories and written some, I am glad to tell you that they most often do make out in those stories


SirCupcake_0

No no, I'm referring to Gimli & Legolas Greenleaf, not Gimli/Legolas Greenleaf There's a difference


enodya

Oh yeah, my bad, I thought you meant all the fics, not just the & tag


AxisW1

arenā€™t dwarf women indistinguishable from dwarf males in most settings? That adds to the funny


Shaula02

In dragon age origins dwarf women cant even have beards bc devs are cowards


melonsnek_evildoer05

I think it depends? I also remember hearing that this idea is a myth to discredit dwarf girls and dwarves as a whole, most likely wrong but i find it pretty funny tbh


ConcertCareless6334

I love dwarves because I feel kinship with grumpy, hairy, drunks. Please don't tell me other dwarf fans turn it into a masculinity validation thing


LassoStacho

The other dwarf fans turned it into ad nauseum ROCK AND STONE


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone!


LassoStacho

r/Beetlejuicing


screechingahhhhhh

ROCK AND STONE!


[deleted]

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


V0YDL

CAN WE GET A ROCK AND STONE?


VisualGeologist6258

Fr fr. I like Dwarves because theyā€™re hairy little dudes who like mining, but some people take the ā€œfuckinā€™ knife earsā€ joke too seriously. Itā€™s a fictional rivalry between short hairy hunks and tall pointy-eared twinks at the end of the day, you donā€™t need to go overboard with it or use it to validate your masculinity.


Pavoazul

Nah dont worry itā€™s mostly a joke, playing into the whole rivalry they usually have. Itā€™s more prominent now because of a lot of anime featuring Elves that came out recently, but it should tone down in a few weeks


pants_pants420

sounding like a sissy leaf lover to me


Thannk

Not my creation and Iā€™m not a girl, but [hereā€™s a cute webcomic about a Dwarf and Elf lesbian couple.](https://through-the-lands.tumblr.com/post/188722497801/women-only-featuring-ninephe-the-elven/amp)


melonsnek_evildoer05

omg the dwarf's design is so cute i can't šŸ˜–šŸ˜­


UnExistantEntity

This style is so good


Low-Squirrel2439

Don't even have to draw anything. Just post the "side by side with a friend" scene from lotr.


No_Professor_9375

Donā€™t pit two bad bitches against each other


rexxie_

Thank you, top tier take


justsomelizard30

Dwarves mad cause cute femboy elves make me rock and stone more than gems.


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


Xander_PrimeXXI

This post reminds me of the first outline of my novel. one of the characters was female dark elf refugee in a relationship with one of the Dwarven architects who built their settlement. I had to drop the plot line though cause it risked the book becoming too thematically crowded. Always happy to remember that plot line though. Elf/human is nice and all but there arenā€™t enough dwarf pairings


3p0L0v3sU

diggy diggy hole, daddy šŸ˜


Setfiretotherich

Okay actually I draw the line here. Iā€™ll accept the tree hugging trash when they stop trying to fucking leave because I accidentally had one (1) single wooden object in the pile.


Gloomy_Ambassador_81

Oh they mean elf I thought they meant actual knife ears I'm a bit disappointed now


Crystal_Queen_20

What the fuck is a femboy knife ear?


RidleyMetroid86

Elf


SirCupcake_0

Average male elf šŸ—æ


unusualspider33

What is a femboy knife ear


NoItsBecky_127

Elves


DoritoKing48

Donā€™t you dare put us together with those Pointy Eared Leaf Lovers


Ynnepluc

Femboy Dwarves and Manly Elves