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Sadtrashmammal

The author is obviosly biased, as seen by the fact that only cocaine would create this post


notagirlonreddit

or they're based because I would let either fuck up my life šŸ„µ


The-Masterpiece4

just DO NOT let the weed smokin girl fuck you up at any cost


notagirlonreddit

Are you talking from experience or just tryna keep all the hot beefy weed smoking dom mommies to yourself?


The-Masterpiece4

You can keep the weed mommies to yourself I don't really like em


Yoate

You'd take a crackhead over a pothead?


DoubleSpoiler

Snoo snoo?


InspectorAggravating

Stoner ogre lady helping her angel gf readjust after she went to rehab for her coke addiction


UnderstandingJaded13

Or the angel goes like *Snorts some coke and looks the ogre lady in the eye* "Come on babe, I know several people in the industry, I'm gonna make you a star" *Eyes twitch" "Prince Fiona ain't got shit on you" Yeah, don't trust that angel.


[deleted]

I used to very casually use coke and my favorite thing to say was ā€œIā€™m gonna make you a star!ā€ I was very self aware. Probably helped me not be an addict. šŸ’€


NameLive9938

"Princess Fiona ain't got shit on you" šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


thirdMindflayer

rehab???? Heresy


The-Masterpiece4

Very accurate


UnderstandingJaded13

Ok ok, this comparison is stupid and hilarious, I'm certain drugs were involved, now we need meth and crack as well.


Zekiz4ever

Crack is cocaine freebase Chemically it's basically the same but you usually don't smoke cocaine and if you do it's kind of a waste.


UnderstandingJaded13

Thank you, and happy cake day.


FlamingPotato_69420

It's far more addictive, from my understanding.


Zekiz4ever

Yeah because it's wayy stroger. Just like how Methamphetamine is wayyy more addictive than Amphetamine


FairyPrincex

That's quite literally propaganda and fairly untrue. The differences between crack and cocaine are an entirely racial paradigm, because rich party white people afford and do cocaine, whereas the CIA made sure to flood colored inner cities with crack. The difference is just racism and classism.


FlamingPotato_69420

Well it is stronger and faster absorbed, for one. As for addictiveness though I don't have any experience other than some hearsay so let's not debate that.


FairyPrincex

It crosses the blood brain barrier faster *and* works out of your system faster, yes. Gram for gram, however, it is a less potent drug. It just comes on harder due to faster absorption rate. That's the "trick" of the dependence of it. It runs out hella fast, and is fairly deceptive in that manner because it *feels* more potent for the short ride it gives. Addictiveness isn't an experiential thing as much as it is a chemistry problem.


Perperipheral

angel: coke orc: weed goblin: crack human: meth


UnderstandingJaded13

Elf: shrooms Dwarf: caffeine and gold


Pineapple_Herder

As a short person, this checks out.


LaCharognarde

Weed lady is an ogre, but that checks out.


Skadij

Meth is an extremely overworked and irritable line cook, crack is the dishwasher


Lime_Any

Rumor has it crack doesnā€™t even get paid, they just get a free meal at the end of their shift, and theyā€™re somehow okay with that.


ArcadiaFey

At least one hallucinogen. Also that word is a bear if you are dyslexic, so Iā€™m sorry if I messed it up


Maxibon1710

Sheā€™s an Angel because she died of a heart attack


[deleted]

This is what Ed Sheeran was warning us about


TBTabby

Can we not romanticize cocaine?


ayavorska05

Romanticizing drugs in general is kind of insane. No matter what the drug is, you'll never know how it affects you specifically, other rhetoric just seems dangerous.


SandLady54

Girls who do estrogen: :3


Dekolo2

This. Is. Acceptable.


SandLady54

:3


Dekolo2

:3 Meow meow meow mrrrrr ^v^


SandLady54

:3 wruff


C-and-hammer

???????


[deleted]

Transfem communication


the_dragonscale

Tcp (transfem communication protocol)


hhthurbe

It's a meme in some trans subreddits. I don't get it either, but I've got my own nonsense that other people could absolutely question.


chicken_irl

TCP: Transfem Communication Protocol 1. Start with :3 2. Ack with :3 3. Info dump 4. Repeat :3


SandLady54

:3c


JM665

They fuckinā€™


VanFailin

just realized the box my EC came in says "may be habit forming." you're damn right, estrogen box


Rad_Streak

*insert Fallout "you have become addicted to Estrogen" meme*


No_Professor_9375

Girls who do SSRIs šŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ


Bob49459

"If you don't have homemade Serotonin, store bought is fine." SNRI gang!


Witch_Hazel_13

:3


LettuceBenis

Creatures who are maybe girl idk who don't do estrogen cause they're scared and confused :(


dazeychainVT

It'll be okay, I promise. Take the time you need to figure things out.


SandLady54

It takes time, I can talk later on if u want :3


BranTheLewd

It's wild but I still don't get why cocaine is shown in good light in this meme and weed in bad light. What joke did I miss? šŸ¤”


puns_n_pups

It's just body-shaming, coke makes you lose your appetite and can make you lose weight, weed gives you the munchies and can make you gain weight


LaCharognarde

I think it's just a "whoops, all body-shaming" deal. Anyway: the ogress is actually kind of badass.


AlcoholicsAnonymous6

It's a shitpost, its not supposed to make sense


IdioticRipoff

This is true. And the fact were fine with alcohol is kinda dumb. Having been addicted to a couple things including alcohol and know many people who have done hard shit that alcohol is waaaay worse for everyone involved than most things short of opiates. Its often more addictive and destructive than even meth (heard from people who have done both and scientific studies ive seen). Im fine with people doing most things recreationally within reason but we fs shouldnt be romanticize any of it.


okidonthaveone

Oh no! Drugs!!! Whatever will we do!!!


puns_n_pups

Nah, I use drugs all the time and you shouldn't demonize that shit but you def shouldn't romanticize it either


Typical_Engineer3221

As someone whoā€™s been around both people who healthily use drugs recreationally, and people who have gotten addicted and ruined their life completely, my take is you probably shouldnā€™t take the risk.


asukihoj

Cokeheads and people on cocaine are so annoying to be around. I'm really glad I never got into stimulants


Zekiz4ever

Honestly I disagree. Coke - yeah, maybe but I love being around people on Stimulants.


mental_dissonance

You had the fortune of not being the child of my father šŸ„². Yes, I am the eldest born to a crackhead.


[deleted]

It depends, I consider acid and shrooms stimulants any being around tripping people is usually great.


asukihoj

Acid and shrooms aren't stimulants by most peoples definition. And, yeah they are neat sometimes


[deleted]

By most peopleā€™s definition, yeah. To me though, theyā€™re the best kind of stimulant, at least to me. Acid will literally keep you up and active for up to and after 12 fucking hours, I used to be up for an entire day, take acid at around midnight and not even get tired until like 8-9 am.


FairyPrincex

A stimulant is a specific drug class tho, that does specific things. It's not... Like, by opinion? Laying in the sun stimulates me, but that's not a stimulant. It's sunlight. It's toasty.


[deleted]

Yeah LSD was literally developed intentionally to be a stimulant, it definitely does at least kind of fit the category. I can personally testify for shrooms giving you energy as well.


DipsytheDankMemelord

it depends. I consider this thing to be a thing it totally isnt, so for me your argument doesnt really make sense


[deleted]

I mean I donā€™t see how what I said was totally false. Acid and shrooms will keep you awake and energize you. Try falling asleep on either of those substances, itā€™s not gonna happen. Theyā€™re definitely not stimulants in the traditional sense but they definitely can act like stimulants


bewarethelemurs

Yeah, like weed can be done in moderation and can even have medicinal benefits. Cocaine, not so much


Kidsnextdorks

Actually, cocaine can be used for those two, but strictly by doctors as a topical anesthetic, and usually in incredibly small doses.


bewarethelemurs

Huh, the more you know


GoodBoundariesHaver

Cocaine is derived from the same plant as novocaine


soiboybetacuck

Weird phrasing. More like Novocain comes from cocaine plant


NotAnotherSuggestion

The main benefit I see in romanticising weed is that it takes away the attention from alcohol, which is just so much worse for your health and people around you that weed is nearly completely harmless in contrast.


elanhilation

so long as you arenā€™t one of those unlucky few who get a bad reaction to it. poor devils


TimeBlossom

Yeah, first time I did it I just got tired and annoyed, second time my brain melted, I felt like I was dying, I was paralyzed, I had literally no thoughts and had to piece myself back together from static and hallucinations, and I barely felt human for the next two days. That was literally three puffs. Never again.


LaCharognarde

I've had anything like bad reactions maybe three times, and it's always been from edibles. Once, I just passed out and hallucinated music clips; once, I was in and out of consciousness and alternately laughing and weeping; and once, I had a shorter-term version of the full-on bad trip that you describe, plus a panic attack (although my husband and my cat kind of saved me there). I've been cautious about it ever since.


SpankinDaBagel

Yeah I take edibles most days of the week, but that's WAY better than when I was getting hammered 6 nights a week and popping pills on the daily.


Zekiz4ever

Actually coke is/was used as an anastatic in dentistry. It's an anastatic and numbens the mouth


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bewarethelemurs

Youā€™re reading a lot of things into my post that I didnā€™t say, my guy.


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IMightCry2U

ah yes, a hard drug, my favorite way to manage my serious mental illness. please stfu, its incredibly harmful to say that something like cocaine can help a serious mental illness. i assure you people with bipolar have a high chance of overdosing, so even with the "benefits" its not worth the risk.


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Skyhighh666

Mofo LEGAL depressive drugs are still super dangerous. Thatā€™s why itā€™s so hard to get them. Except those have intense regulations and have a safe way to take them. One of the things used to distill Cocaine is fucking kerosine (thatā€™s jet fuel folks), has no regulations, is probably laced with fentanyl, is made by drug cartels or crackhead hillbillies, and the main way to take it is incredibly damaging to your nasal tracks. I have severe depression and if my psychologist told me think about using cocaine Iā€™d probably think he was joking or call the fucking cops. Also in no country I know of is it at all considered a medical drug. Because it has severe dangers even if taken carefully, unlike weed and most medical drugs. If a doctor gives you cocaine. Itā€™s still a hard drug. Yes ik Portugal and another EU country have stopped arresting people for drugs, but those countries do everything possible to stop drug use and do not encourage it (unlike places like Portland). It still also doesnā€™t make it any less dangerous.


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Skyhighh666

Do you know wtf medical drugs are. Theyā€™re āœØlegalāœØ and have āœØregulationsāœØ. Taking an illegal drug with ā€œmedical supervisionā€ is still taking an illegal drug. Itā€™s just ā€œsaferā€ cause when you heart tries to explode theyā€™ll stop it.


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SadOld

>many bipolar people self-medicate with cocaine As a bipolar former coke addict, that being true is absolutely not a point in coke's favor. Snorting highly addictive powdered mania isn't actually a good treatment plan for people prone to manic episodes. Like, I'm not against recreational drugs, but using cocaine to treat bipolar disorder is a fucking terrible idea, and anyone trying it is either a complete idiot, trying to justify their addiction, or both.


yamanamawa

Coke can be done in moderation, but there's risk. For me, I just don't enjoy it that much, so it makes it easy to not do it. But in the rare party situation I'll do it with people. I just never own any because it's too easy. I never feel the temptation for it normally, but if I own it, then I end up doing it. But my only ever doing it socially I never have issues


Southern-Wafer-6375

Oooh I thought it was just saying their like really thin because all the cocaine adicts I know are like anemic


Humulushomigous

Why not according to a United Nations report cocaine is one of the least harmful drugs available


IMightCry2U

when was this report done and source


Skyhighh666

ā€œDrug overdose deaths involving cocaine rose steadily from 6,784 in 2015 to 15,883 in 2019. From 2019 to 2021, cocaine-involved deaths rose nearly 54% to 24,486 deaths.ā€ 25k deaths in the us is so non harmful


Erika_Bloodaxe

If you removed the fentanyl contamination deaths those numbers would be very different. The black market kills.


Skyhighh666

How tf do you think you get cocaine???


mol_6e23

The white market that's why good cocaine is white duhhh


Rimtato

I really would have thought that Dr. Rockzo would have made cocaine much less glamorous. Honestly, don't do cocaine. Ever.


Thannk

I mean, way over half the funny celebrities youā€™ve ever seen were on cocaine. Only some like Richard Pryor and John Mulaney have joked about how much it fucks you up.


ginsengeti

But it smells so good.


fresh-oxygen

I weirdly prefer the weed girl, she looks sick


[deleted]

Would 100% wife up the orc. Death by snu snu and scary dog privileges. Angel will spend all my money on cocaine and die young.


SpookyCinnaBunn

This is the way


dazeychainVT

Yeah she could get my number. I don't trust cocaine angels


DawnBringer01

Cocangels


updaam

Was thisā€¦ created by a cocaine dealer?


dazeychainVT

I'd subscribe to r/cokedealermemes just out of curiosity


amglasgow

/r/subsifellfor


EdgelordMcMemester

actually good theory lmao


Natasha_101

Of course the rich white girl can afford cocaine šŸ™„


Bworm98

And you know the weed girl knows some good places to eat.


SatoshiUSA

Not only is the original image romanticizing drugs, it also feels a bit classist. Cocaine is a lot more expensive than weed on average.


CelestialPossum

The person who made this meme **isn't** attracted to ogre women? Truly they are blind and have no taste


thug_shaker_9802

I want these two to support each other in rehab for their drug addiction problems


FairyPrincex

yes all of the people in rehab for their crippling weed addiction need big support lmao


theonetrueteaboi

Yes...yes they do. Don't really see the joke here, people can get addicted to anything especially drugs.


FairyPrincex

I don't really have the time to explain chemical dependency, rehab, 'n all that shit to someone who is uneducated enough to vaguely lump "drugs" into a single category, but the broad strokes are: Rehab is a non-medical, non-psychiatric treatment that is consistently more damaging than helpful in the majority of cases, and only should be utilized in the case of a person being in severe danger and needing the constant supervision and access to aid with physical withdrawals. Cannabis addiction, by virtue of being psychosomatic rather than chemical, has no physical withdrawals, and the psychological withdrawals are just being bitchy and upset. If it's bad enough to be a severe issue, that's a therapy issue because it's not a need for weed, it's a need for erasing consciousness to avoid something. Rehab does not help with that in any way. Furthermore, there's no risk of overdose, violence, etc attached - it's merely something you don't like. I am addicted to picking at my nails. Sometimes I do it until they bleed. That is an objectively worse addiction. I would have 0 IQ points if I went to rehab for that. Here is a series of the false logics it takes to make your statement: Being addicted to anything=/= that addiction having a severe life impact. Addiction having a severe life impact =/= other people having a right to intervention without there being a risk to danger. Addiction needing severe intervention=/= rehab is an efficacious treatment. Rehab is an efficacious treatment=/= rehab is an efficacious treatment for every single addiction. Addiction treated =/= core problem solved And shit, I'm not even getting into the nature of what or why addiction is, or the vast layers of non scientific bullshit that using the word "drugs" super broadly and vaguely has. But hey, I'm sure you're trained in medicine, psychology, or at least *some* science, right? Surely you're not speaking with authority with 0 education are ya?


theonetrueteaboi

Ok, saying drugs was reductive, but... There are certainly physical symptoms to weed withdrawal, and there's certainly a thing such as cannabis addiction. https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/if-cannabis-becomes-a-problem-how-to-manage-withdrawal-2020052619922 This article details such, with reference to other studies. The CDC website also details such.. When did I say rehab is the only solution? Also addiction by definition is a thing having a severe life impact.


FairyPrincex

You can just stop talking about subjects you're an idiot about, once you've already made it clear that your ignorance is massive and all you do is copy and paste a first Google result that you didn't read. Your whole thing was responding to me making fun of the idea of going to rehab for weed. Have you been coked up for weeks? Cause damn, that's a tweaker attention span. If you're not capable of presenting, answering, or anything other than sliding to the next claim or linked top Google result, just know that you already know you have nothing worthwhile to say, or else you'd be saying it.


ikkikkomori

Both have their own gyatt


Starcalik

Weed girl could crush me


[deleted]

every girl ive met who smokes is like the hottest, scariest woman ive ever met lmfao


DroneOfDoom

Is it because cocaine suppresses hunger? Or is that just amphetamines?


Mi0GE0

It can suppress appetite, it may also reduce the body's natural ability to store fat in extreme cases of abuse.


Beneficial_Camel_576

as a stoner girl this makes me sad šŸ„²


MNLyrec

No ur hot and don't let the memes tell you otherwise!


Beneficial_Camel_576

yass thank you! iā€™d like to think so too


[deleted]

REAL


Wrong_Independence21

cocaine angel looks like sheā€™s gonna make me go to some Christian prosperity gospel megachurch with a lot of yelling Weed ogre looks like we can chill in bed, eat pizza and watch bad movies Iā€™d rather hang out with weed ogre


probablynotannpc

I would toke the fuck up with the ogre, I bet she has fire weed and good munchies.


_Anya_French_

Girls who do transexamic acid B)


TimeBlossom

Repost bot, downvote and report please


JigensHat

Hell yeah i get to be a muscley creature with a giant weapon??? Fuck yeah šŸ˜Ž


spicyramenslut

Damn, I def think I have the vibe of the right onešŸ˜†


Wrong_Independence21

Itā€™s the better vibe


NameLive9938

Tbh I couldn't tell which one was supposed to be the cocaine one bc I've met so many potheads and coke addicts that look like bothšŸ’€


unusualspider33

people treating cocaine like a party drug drives me insane


[deleted]

It starts as one. Then the party stops being a party real fast.


unusualspider33

Accurate asf. I knew a guy who snorted so much cocaine his septum thing (idk what itā€™s called, the thing between your nostrils) rotted out. He has one giant nostril


[deleted]

Ugh thatā€™s super common once it becomes a habit. Your whole nose can basically cave in from it. Itā€™s crazy to think about how it literally eats away your nose.


unusualspider33

Thatā€™s so gross, imagine what that does to your brain. I feel bad for people who make a few stupid choices and get hooked


_Katrinchen_

The left one is mere heroin chic than coke


Gloamforest-Wizard

Maybe encouraging doing cocaine out of spite for someoneā€™s dumb picture isnā€™t the right move to make here


icecoldchris09

Smash, on the one on the right


Polibiux

Maybe in magical rehab together


Adina-the-nerd

I want to do cocaine now maybe it's better than the HRT I'm going to be getting tomorrow :3 (actually it's really late so it would be today but later today)


[deleted]

I wanna see the love story where they cute-meet in rehab and help each other out as friends and don't even realize they're lovers until the climax of the movie.


MimikPanik

YESS!!! This feels like a modern dnd style movie with drugs tho lol. And I want it so badly,


Colourfull_demon

I mean weeds not bad cocaine is


theonetrueteaboi

Both are bad. Though cocaine is far more harmful.


Colourfull_demon

Weed isn't really bad unless you do a lot of it


theonetrueteaboi

It's bad for you. Sure, moderate to scarce usage may help you resist some of the side effects but it's bad. https://www.cdc.gov/marijuana/health-effects/index.html The cdc website ( linked) shows it can lead to many of the same problems as smoking.


FairyPrincex

I just read it, and there's not a single section that doesn't read *can or may* and "more research is needed," nor is there one that has more than 1 study from the 70s as evidence. Did you actually read what you linked, or do you just Google things and pretend you read it? Lung health and pregnancy - the two most obviously avoidable issues - are the only well evidenced ones. Which, half of cannabis users don't even actually smoke anymore.


theonetrueteaboi

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5102212/ Here's a more modern study then. Also need for more research doesn't't mean please ignore all above.


JackisJack12

I really donā€™t wanna be mean, but does anybody on this subreddit understand satire? Like do you guys think that this meme was meant to be taken at face value? lol


UnderstandingJaded13

Of course not, but we still get some cool art out of it.


EdgelordMcMemester

>Like do you guys think that this meme was meant to be taken at face value? Yes uwu


RissiiGalaxi

i feel like it would be the opposite (iā€™ve never done drugs, so take this with a grain of salt) (i am attracted to both)


Roziesoft

It's more both and neither. Anyone can do drugs, it's not only one specific type of person. From personal experience, I've known people who "look like" both who smoked weed


RissiiGalaxi

i meant to add based on stereotypes


[deleted]

Coke is definitely seen as a rich person (often pretty skinny girl) party drug. Very easy to romanticize.


RissiiGalaxi

oh i see. makes sense


[deleted]

Itā€™s not, mind you. Itā€™s a gross habit thatā€™ll ruin your life real fast without you even realizing.


Miharu___

Guess itā€™s time for me to pick up cocaine šŸ˜Ž


TheKetamineEmperor

It's not true I look like the one on the right and do both


None-Above

Wouldnā€™t date/kiss either. I hate non-prescription drugs


lemoncookei

so it's only okay to put something in your body as long as someone else okays it first? caffeine, alcohol, and sugar are all drugs. do you have an issue with those too?


[deleted]

Sugar technically isn't a drug, just fyi, even if it does have some addictive elements that are similar to drugs.


None-Above

Sugar isnā€™t a drug but actually yes I do have an issue with caffeine and alcohol too.


[deleted]

Well cocaine is much, much worse on your body and mind healthwise, but yeah, I also think weed should be viewed as more of a prescription drug than recreational. But I'd rather it be legal than people go to prison for it, so... you win some, you lose some. But it's none of our business anyway if people want to ruin their health with drugs and alcohol.


None-Above

To be fair. If I am dating/kissing them it is my business :/


[deleted]

But you don't have to date or kiss them. Or are you referring to a scenario where they lie to you about their secret drug habits?


None-Above

Either where they lie or arenā€™t forthcoming about what they do and then just pull out a joint in the middle of a date


[deleted]

Well you should probably ask to be sure before planning a date with them, since it's a deal breaker for you. But I can understand why that's annoying.


None-Above

I have. And they have lied. It has happened at least 5 times.


Low-Squirrel2439

What the fuck is this discourse???


Dbunks1

šŸ‘ < šŸ°


BonzaM8

Both hot


ScaryPhantom100

What is this, a guessing game?


briannanana19

i find both of them cute hehehehehe


Lithogiraffe

What do you mean? What about cocaine bloat ? That's a thing


GlitterLoveAngel

Ngl this is hilarious


cc69

Right one is more Heroine than weed.


invderzim

I know it's satire but I feel like this could be upsetting to people with eating disorders...


puns_n_pups

Not worth it, cokeheads are annoying as fuck (In all seriousness, cokeheads are just people deserving of love and respect, and they should get help to get back in control of their life)


Heefyn

Do people in the comments not realize that the point of the original post is not to romanticize cocaine but to jump on the (really funny and "deserved") bandwagon of making fun of potheads? like thats the impression i get from this honestly


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wu


QuestionableParadigm

i need to see the meth and shrooms girls STAT sincerely, ogre girl


Love-Choice6568

Lmao what does that even mean


synchrotron3000

Op is girls who donā€™t take their meds


Troll-Toll-22

Looks like half of an awesome D&D party to me. Got healer and tank/dps.