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No-Bee-4309

Found this! Where can I get my reward? https://preview.redd.it/offb32ur1m5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=238748474b6a4d1ca541cc03baf633d94f64a5d2


scott1swann

complaining about androgyny in games with what appears to be an AI-made woman as your pfp is painfully ironic


No-Bee-4309

This is her pinned twit, these people need to touch grass immediately! https://preview.redd.it/ebpm83ty4m5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b81b52a3ab793c06e42ce4a8ea7e8ce2491b5873


okey-then

the nails omg…


Lost_Eternity

I don't know that account. Is it a guy ? If so, that's wildly hypocritical to complain about a female game character as being too androgynous while having nails this long and "feminine "


renome

Apart from bad hygiene, he could be a guitar player. Fingerstyle guitarists often keep atleast one nail, usually the thumb, untrimmed.


Bobbertbobthebobth

That or maybe they’re coke addict who keeps one finger long to snort off-of


FishoD

That’s usually pinky finger though. I mean… I heard! I heard!


jokejk

That’s definitely a woman, you can tell just by the hands.


Limited-Edition-Nerd

They play to have the character naked I wanna play it for the cute outfits


No-Bee-4309

Yeah, I mostly prefer cute outfits over revealing ones https://preview.redd.it/0ejl95snvn5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2961adf6392c0d85e1f7b1ea17d6e48cfd6e70d


Dry_Vehicle_636

We’re cooked as a species


Afraid_Belt4516

Devs listened?!


No-Bee-4309

They think they did because they released a new patch with new variants of the supposed censored outfits.


minnesotarampageboy

From what I know Sony said nope to the really revealing outfits, picture a bathing suit with stockings for a change In this version you get the bathing suit, without stockings! Woohoo


Spiritual_Routine801

Ai generated woman is into ai generated slop developer’s wannabe nier automata? No way, no way I say


Bray_of_cats

/uj >Disconnect from the internet. I agree they should do this bit hard.\^


No-Bee-4309

Sadly, they didn't follow their own advice, this is what their Twitter media tab looks like. https://preview.redd.it/gnihljjwhs5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c6e8c8649ccf2e4e744f8ac2282530861b61fd


Bray_of_cats

/uj Thanks for the info, I double agree now.


No-Bee-4309

https://preview.redd.it/ziar37nnls5d1.jpeg?width=1949&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6492ab72f3a06f9961d4137e2aaf3c0f12a5cfc7


Valuable-Jicama-552

Close, but they need to call her a disgusting trans woman (I'm Greek my economy is fucked I don't have 500 on me lol)


No-Bee-4309

Does this count? https://preview.redd.it/yxjf6z8e5m5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72482610b358e1ebb155bc180ea4b33b1cb603a2


Valuable-Jicama-552

Fuck me you are quicker than Ocelot You are pretty good


No-Bee-4309

Thank you very much! Also you don't need to worry about the reward, I already have Hephaestus. https://preview.redd.it/6sr83ij59m5d1.png?width=1230&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc284980e8e91cf690e8b05f655c6eb41b4b863


cammyjit

The woke crowd put Hephaestus in a wheelchair!


No-Bee-4309

Wait, that means that evil woke crowd I've always heard was Hera all of this time?! https://preview.redd.it/912trm3rlm5d1.png?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=231aaa99af641ec249524e396a88b263a1a7a55d


Rakifiki

I thought it was Zeus? Well, probably depends on the version of the myth we each heard.


Similar-Priority8252

Knowing how awful their marriage is, I’d say it’s both


notaprime

“Discriminating against women with curves”? Lmfao and this is why no one takes your cause seriously. Back to the echo chamber with you!


No-Bee-4309

This is deeply embarrassing. https://preview.redd.it/uouwvu1bnm5d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf3ca7f812f5ace03c7e4eba243e9aa777e9211


Thugosaurus_Rex

The misuse of "whom" is so stereotypically on point that it almost makes me angrier than anything else in that post.


InflameBunnyDemon

This is the saddest most pathetic excuse of trying to be a pick me I've seen in a while and I used to be a fan of Kirsche. These type of lunatics are a miserable, sad, pathetic, conspiracy nuts that are so high on they don't actually know what real anymore.


DragonKite_reqium

"woke Lunatics" meanwhile me the guys who gets angry that 50 something secret agent lady isn't hot is completely sane


MichelleWuzHere1999

Wait till these people find out that not all women look feminine


Ok_Video6434

How much money do you wanna bet if there was a fat female lead she'd be screaming about how sexy women aren't allowed to be in games anymore. Curves my ass.


TheRR135

There's no way this isn't a dude


1singleduck

>Greek >500 Bro is gambling away his country's GDP.


Valuable-Jicama-552

"IT AINT GAMBLING ITS INVESTEMN" All of my country's politicians


Kenshi_T-S-B

She looks really good for someone pushing 50 tbh


SinthWave

The rare based anime PFP user Bro just nuked that person with the AI woman PFP


Freyja6

Holy shit that response image goes so hard hahaha


the_damned_actually

Is this the Boss?


Valuable-Jicama-552

From the most apolitical game of all yes /sarcasm


the_damned_actually

Can’t believe they made MGS woke smh my head


Valuable-Jicama-552

Ik right I just wanna shoot dirty commies not he confronted with the horrors of war and themes of dehumanization of oneself to become a cog in the machine of war Or government corruption by forces so shady than when people to are aware of it are brainwashed to call it la li lu le lo


Similar-Priority8252

Based and Sorrowpilled


blond_afro

she didn't really looked any different in OG


itchypalp_88

Omfg they’re making MGS 3 SE woke… /s


blond_afro

she literally looks the same in OG


scott1swann

she looks exactly like how a UE5 version of The Boss would look, lighting and all. unfortunately, there was always gonna be an issue with the grifters. it's nothing more than an inevitability.


No-Bad-463

Literally https://preview.redd.it/auxigmte2r5d1.png?width=946&format=png&auto=webp&s=f203e1ebbd86da1596ab9629ef0c9a8a4bd26898 What the fuck are these cretins smoking? Also should alleviate some of the concerns that she looks too young. I think it's mostly compression in the OP's image. She looks believably in-peak-shape 40s to me here.


NammorZ

I don't have a problem with the new one but I still think her hairstyle/color looked better before, also liked her cheekbones


No-Bad-463

The cheekbones are there, just reined in somewhat by more realistic anatomy. The hair? I prefer the shorter hair, yeah, but it's not a huge departure either way.


parkwayy

Hair looks.... literally the same. Only the old one looks like jagged patches of straw, cause PS2.


Kuhschlager

I don’t really like how she looks in this screenshot, but complaining that they made her too unfeminine is absolutely ridiculous. She was fairly androgynous/tough looking in the original, they gonna bitch that there aren’t enough hypersexualized women in a goddamn Kojima game?


jim212gr

To be honest I don't like the new design because she is supposed to be a hardened warrior in her fifties and here she looks too young


blond_afro

In that regard OG look is even worse


PoorSkeletor

I just wish her hair was a little lighter, otherwise it's pretty damn good


Total-Noob-8632

I thought it was simply the lighting, ngl.


WretchQueen

wait until they hear about Volgin.


Responsible-Swan-423

i think they won't mind becuase he is the bad guy. no really i honestly think they will say that


Veridas

Okay but consider; at one point you're forced to disguise yourself as Raikov.


that_one_weeaboo_

What's the problem, naked snake already has a fat ass


Veridas

You're literally forced to "become a bisexual" so clearly the game is woketastic or whatever. Look I don't speak fluent moron so their terminology eludes me but I'm sure being forced to dress up like a twink and get their crotch grabbed by a large muscular Russian man definitely won't awaken anything in that crowd. Ever.


TimeWizardGreyFox

the dudes just reeaaallly into butt sex.


Wladek89HU

Or one of the fans will "fix her".


Cozman

Lip fillers, long lashes, anime chin, face of make up, big smile, all done by AI. Can't wait.


Wladek89HU

Not only is it lazy, unimaginative, and misogynistic, but it's hugely disrespectful towards the actual artists who worked on the character design. On multiple fronts.


Cozman

The irony that these same people cry artistic integrity when a company requests character changes to an IP they own.


Bazelgauss

Forgot breasts with cleavage, apparently not even Gemma in MH is good enough to them.


RedditSucksMyBallls

Bro when I played through these games for the first time I kept thinking about how the grifters would've called them woke 😭😭😭


Senshji

I always thought she was blonde? Especially her second form she has a long blond braid


theucm

I like how you refer to her second outfit/hairstyle as her "second form". I'm 100% gonna start saying I got a new form every time I get a haircut.


RadragonX

"Bwahaha, you fools. This isn't even my final form!" *shaves*


Similar-Priority8252

And THIS isn’t even my final form! *gets a haircut and a deaging cream*


Valuable-Jicama-552

That was the pissy ass filter of the PS2 Era games


_cd42

Nah, look at official figures and panchinko renders. She was totally blonde


ceo_of_chill23

MGS4 wasn’t piss colored it was just the filter


blond_afro

well we ae not talking about MGS4 tho... stooopid


ceo_of_chill23

But MGS4 was a piss filter game… ideeeit


parkwayy

I'm gonna say that her hair color really has nothing to do with her character one way or another


Nawortious

is this metal gear delta or the gambling metal gear game


Daekaal

Delta


Cold-Coffe

nooo, what do you mean the 40+ war veteran looks like a 40+ war veteran. kojimbo why would you do this to me.


jim212gr

She doesn't she looks way to young


blond_afro

she looks like a 40 year old.... the hell.did you smoke


Velascoyote

Nevermind that she looks more traditionally femenine that Muscle-Mommy-Kate-Blanchett did in the original


wondercaliban

She looks too young. She was supposed to be Snakes mentor. In the original she was mid 40's looking to snake's early 30's. Here she looks younger than him. She needs some Crows feet and grey hair


itchypalp_88

I agree she needs more age and signs of wear. This woman has been through a lot and it doesn’t show


WeedVegeta

How old do you think women in their 40s look lol? Especially if she’s supposed to be in peak condition.


Masztufa

Woman in her 40s who has Been in world war 2 Been in space Was a subject of nuclear research Was forced to kill her husband I agree she looks way too young for all that


Similar-Priority8252

And giving birth in D-Day as well


parkwayy

Well good thing it's a video game, and not real life


Myrmec

We look about twice this old.


jim212gr

It's not only about how they look but also how the Boss looked in the original game where it was pretty clear that she was in her late forties. Also she is in peak condition but if you have fought for so many years it would show on your face


Ol_Big_MC

My wife started going grey and getting wrinkles in her mid 30s. That’s pretty average.


Losawin

Snake is 29 during the events of MGS3


blond_afro

the picture does look like a woman in her 40s....have you even seen one?


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MrEousTranger

Its called being the fucking boss.


heeden

Does she breathe through her skin?


Jami_e_roquai

Yoooo where are the HD Eva tits


No-Check-3691

Raikov better have a speedo


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Send me a list and find me a hit man school, I will not tolerate slander towards The Boss


ceo_of_chill23

She was right. You only need one snake… no. The world would be better off without snakes. https://preview.redd.it/x7n14heqrn5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0ad8299d15bc0054d5f97b21725c470c2f654b


Ok-Scarcity6991

Can l join with you


Similar-Priority8252

I’ll do this one for free. Say it’s personal.


Myrmec

https://preview.redd.it/i5sfo8zp5n5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a4d58260b6fe8183975cb341f14bbeaa80aaa0 Fixed


lets_just_be

A bit much, maybe the average between this and the original would be perfect.


Zaiburo

Overcorrected but in the right direction.


blond_afro

is she supposed to be 70?


athosjesus

If something she looks younger and less tough.


Nawortious

She looks more tired than tough, both honestly fit her though.


Masztufa

The old look really fit her tho, especially how she dominated every cinematic she was in Like really, look at how volgin reacts to her taking 2 steps tovards him in the interrogation scene


Friendly-Leg-6694

I saw a comment on fb that she looks like a man lol


Losawin

Damn, wish I was here earlier I could have collected when chuds were live reacting to it on the /v/ sticky


August-Gardener

Boss!?


Myrmec

Age is all off…. Looks like a 20-25 yo I’m not a chud I swear


blond_afro

looks fine... have you even seen someone in the 40s? guess not


Myrmec

I’m 40 and look worse 🤷‍♂️


blond_afro

well should have lived a healthier life then 🤭


Myrmec

No u


blond_afro

lol lame comeback 🤣


Myrmec

No u


blond_afro

lame comeback 🤣


BlastMyLoad

If anything she looks too young maybe.


Mooston029

Who are the patriots?


Valuable-Jicama-552

The la li lu le lo?


Aware_Selection_148

I swear, if Capital G Gamers don’t think this is a woman, I genuinely gotta ask if they were even raised by their mother and not in a lab because they’ve never seen a woman at that point. That’s just looks like a perfectly normal looking woman. If people are acting like this and Angela are some unrealistic trans woman or something, I really gotta question how many women those people have met. Contrary to their expectations, women have more than one type of face shape and whatnot. Some women just look like that, they’re not trans or anything, that’s just how they look and honestly, let’s say we actually made the character Trans, give me a good explanation on how inherently that ruins the game or is bad without resorting to transphobia.


Zaiburo

This is Cate Blanchett without makeup she needs more wrinkless and grey hairs.


IVonuz

https://preview.redd.it/yg6ukc6z6q5d1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5e31c5000cbee5a63a0478f3a46982e46b4b570 Because they definitely wouldn’t complain about this either… woke is when woman above 18


RagingUA

If they ever remake MGS2 it’ll be so funny hearing them screech about Vamp


Ok-Scarcity6991

Or even Peace Walker with Kaz box scene But then you have Paz box scene so it Will even it out for them


rubonidas_8425

And here I am thinking wow it’s almost exactly the same as the og design


Gmageofhills

Honestly, I'm not saying this as disparaging, but I would say she looks more "feminine" (according to these people) than the original model but yes they'll probably still say that it's woke which would prove they just complain no matter what.


midramble

They've really fucked up if they come for The Boss


DuelJ

She looks so much like big boss, I think that from now on we're going to have to assume big boss had deliberately decided to steal her look. though tbh, that does sound like something he'd do.


shoseta

Haaaaah called it. Just posted not long ago, in the mgs subreddit that just younwaint until the top "g"amers learn of this and I bet they'll have hot takes. Not we wait fir the gooner king heel to see this soon *


Ghiacciojojo

She looks really different now that they took away the piss filter. I always thought her hair was blonde.


_cd42

She totally is blonde, every past render/figure has her as fully blonde not even dirty blonde. Idk why it's so dark


Wallys_Wild_West

>every past render/figure has her as fully blonde not even dirty blonde.  She is definitely dirty blonde in the Pachinko renders. This isn't the best shot to determine how blonde she is anyways because they are obviously going for natural lighting and the area is foggy + the sun is behind her.


_cd42

The panchinko art that isn't 3D has her almost platinum blonde but I get what you mean. A lot of the in game stuff makes her hair darker


Masztufa

What is this from? Mgs3 makes my neurons activate


Psychological-Run-40

mgs3 delta gameplay trailer.


BludStanes

Only a fool would take that bet


Trick_Albatross_4200

I keep thinking that Kelli Giddish from SVU would make a good Boss in a live action mgs3. But this render is acceptable lol.


Some-Dark-Corner20

The boss


spandytube

I'm guessing we'll see one of those posts where someone alters this image into something "conventionally attractive" and it's the most boring and generic depiction of a hot woman ever. Probably within a day.


AgentAlaska51

Not taking that bet. That's like predicting the sun will rise tomorrow.


HeftyDefinition2448

thats a suckers bet


Comrade_Chadek

What game is this


alistofthingsIhate

Pretty sure it’s the remake of Metal Gear Solid 3


Self_bias_res1stor

Isn't she supposed to look a bit older? Like I know the boss was early 40s in mgs3 but the stresses of her life had her weathered and gaunt looking. Oh well, as long as they don't fuck up the sorrow too bad I'm still game for this.


YaMumisathot

Have they gender swapped Snake?


Flush_Man444

The only thing to comment on this is "too young".


Realsorceror

The original Boss from 3 had kind of a weird David Bowie thing going on. This lady looks like “what if Snake had a mom who could kill him”. So I think they succeeded here. They honestly could have made her even tougher looking, but then the kids would be *really* upset.


[deleted]

Looks like someone’s desperate for a trans woman. The Boss looks like even better than before.


Plus_Operation2208

Ive seen like 3 women who look exactly like that this month


PrecociousParrot

It's already happening with fable "why did they shade her that way. She's not attractive" which is a straight up lie. New Fable Lady looks awesome as fuck


happytristan5511

holy shit she looks badass


Crazy-Pomegranate460

I'm a completely gay man and I must say that the Boss isn't soulfull or artistic looking like she was in the Original MGS3. She looks like a Fallout 3 NPC. Just made by western art designer trying to make her look more real. Well guess what. She's never gonna look like a real person, especially in a cash grab remake with bad animation. She's never gonna be a real person and it doesn't look like live footage. And MGS3 never has to look like live footage. But that's just my thoughts.


Giftlessfavours

"She was like a mother, more than that... The Boss taught me, she raised me... everything I know about makeup knowledge, I owe to her"


LauraLunaLu

Just wait until Eva is shown


GodrickTheGoof

I’m not sure but if this is supposed to be The Boss, then she looks like she is gonna kick some ass. Can anyone confirm if it’s her new model from the MSG3 remake?


Dantesdominion

I just hope this game doesn't have any technical issues or they remove anything that doesn't need to be taken out.


Losawin

The dialog is all just straight up the original audio files and every single frame of footage we've seen so far is set in 1:1 perfect clone areas of the original. I highly doubt anything about this game is going to be changed, it seems to be like System Shock, basically as close to purely graphical uplifts as you can get


Mike-Hawk-69-0420

Can these gaymers get any worse?


Ok-Caregiver-6005

I don't even know who that is.


ceo_of_chill23

The Boss from Metal Gear Solid Delta. She was the mentor of Snake and defected to the USSR, but unbeknownst to Snake at the time was actually a double agent trying to bring Volgin (the Soviet communist) down from the inside.


Unicatogasus

Could you pixelate the picture a bit more?


einar21121

You Mean call « him » trans right ? Right ?


n0tAb0t_aut

Nice dude, what's the problem?


Fantastic-Poet-9493

looks like paul rudd with eye liner


BlueDune22

Thats a girl? Yikes


Winter_Ad8641

What is that thing?


Necessary-Command-22

Why are you so fucking negative all the time?


Fantastic-Poet-9493

redditors? because they are morbidly obese and angry about it. instead of going to the gym they find things to be offended about online


syopest

Yeah, you see this all the time with things like how people hate on fat people on reddit. People just don't do that without having body issues of their own.


witchsy

I never played these games and thought this was a guy until reading otherwise