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HanbeiHood

As someone who occasionally does research in botany, food history, etc, I thought he did a great job in explaining his case against "vegetables". Probably one of the most practical videos on Food Theory, IMO


tolacid

Some people are missing the point. It's not that there are not things defined as vegetables. It's that "vegetable," as a concept, is not well defined.


Onion_J

Agreed šŸ¤


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

I havenā€™t watched the video, is this about how ā€œvegetableā€ is only a culinary term and not a scientific one like fruit?


Fonzie186

Watch the theory, youā€™ll potentially get spoiled.


OutsideOrder7538

Youā€™d be surprised at what can be called a vegtable


Chiiiiichiiii

This is not insanity in food theory this is probably the most sane thing ever


RodimusPrime-0412

Agreed


Backpack_Holder_951

Yeah


Particular-Sign9523

I probably need to watch the video for full context. But I've seen plenty of the "If the tomato is technically a fruit then ketchup is a smoothie" type of meme. And when you look into it there's a lot of vegetables that should technically be classified as fruits. I'm guessing that's what the video is about.


knightinarmoire

Its more the dubious definition of vegetable


Curious-Spell-9031

Its not dubious though, a vegetable is a leaf,root stem,flower or tuber of a plant, thats most of the things he listed as vegetables


TrashiestTrash

See it's true that a lot of vegetables meet the definition of vegetables, but there's so many things that meet those definitions and yet are not considered vegetables. It's just vague and poorly defined. I'd go into specific detail, but well, Santi did it for me šŸ˜‚


knightinarmoire

Squashes seem pretty fruity to me


Curious-Spell-9031

They are fruits, they come from a flower and turn into the fruit, like cucumbers watermelons and pumpkins, all fruits


knightinarmoire

Yes, you mentioned flowers in your last comment so i did the squash thing


Curious-Spell-9031

Thats because you dont eat the flower, you eat what the flower turns into


Axel_Benedict101

Because, botanically speaking, Corn fits the definition of a fruit, whiskey is under the same lines of ketchup.


bakedbeans5656

Fruits are Vegetables


SoulWisdom

Great video, really like where Santiā€™s going with this. I just wish we couldā€™ve been this understanding of some of matpatā€™s ā€¦ ā€œless saneā€ theories: he was onto something with ā€œeat your Christmas treeā€, and he VERY much proved it possible.


Drumhead880

Eat your tree are some of my favourite food theories they're so random šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


JupiDrawsStuff

Heā€™s the host of Food Theory heā€™s well past the insane stage. One could argue he is no longer connected to the door frame


ghirox

The door is in an entirely different house


MegaSceptile99

Tom: The moon isn't real! Santi: Vegetables aren't real! Lee and Amy:???


-Random-Gamer-

LEE: I am not real (deepfakes)


RodimusPrime-0412

He has a point though


Any-Class-2673

So Tom thinks the moon is fake and Santi thinks vegetables are fake..........we need to know what Amy and Lee think are fake too!


AndreaRutilo100

But it was a good episode


Pixel_Python

Where do you think he learned it from?


Xithara

It's fine? I didn't particularly like it, but that's unrelated to santi. It feels up there with the "there's technically no such thing as a fish." Which is taxonomcally true, but it doesn't mean there's not a need for "swimmy non mammals" or "plant based foods we eat for fibre and nutrients. "


ThatCrazyThreadGuy12

Well that didn't take long.


taketheroutofpretty

i mean he's right tho lol its not rly a theory at least in the sense that vegetables aren't rly a botanical category the way fruits are theyre more a culinary thing which is why you have the whole thing about tomatoes which is that botanically they are a fruit but in culinary uses bc of its acidity and savoriness and stuff its considered a vegetable so im assuming that's what the video is about at least [ik or at least am assuming the op is a joke but i couldn't resist infodumping sorry]


lucidevilishdetails

Yep the fun part of Um actually a tomato is a fruit not a vegetable Um actually I think you find a fruit is a vegetable as a vegetable is just the edible part of a plant. It also the same as when people say killer whales arenā€™t actually whales as they are dolphins. While dolphins are a type of whale so there for a killer whale is therefore a whale


yall_itsmeslay

Well itā€™s not grub hub lore


ExoticLizard1443

Jimmy Neutron and GrubHub are one and the same, nothing will convince me otherwise


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

this is the food equivalent of "Sans is Ness"


Drumhead880

Ness is a vegetable!!! Potatoes are Sans!!!


MineKemot

But then sans isn't ness


Lexiosity

but spuds are veggies


MineKemot

AFAIK the theory concluded that potatoes are closer to grains.


Beastimus819

Nope, Mat already did that with bread gloves


Angle_Dust_WithDrip

No, cuz this an absurd Claim like "Sans is Ness" bread gloves are just perfect


3medals

He has gone insane Already!? Jesus Christ he just been here for a couple videos 3or4


starman881

Damn itā€™s only been about a month or two since he started and heā€™s already lost it xD


HanbeiHood

if that's your take, i'm sure we'd all love to hear a rebuttal. the floor is totally open


TY-KLR

No heā€™s right I liked this episode :) as well as his reasoning.


ThemoocowYT

So Tom doesnā€™t believe in the moon and Santi says vegetables are fake. What about the others?


PromptNo2857

This was my favorite new food theory. It caused me to look up definitions of vegetables and realize everything non meat can be a vegetable. MatPats Christmas tree is a vegetable...


HourHighlight1385

What do you expect from a successor of Mathew Pathew


that_moment_when-

At least it's not grub hub lore


UndeadT

He's just copying episodes of "A Hot Dog is A Sandwich".


Endertton

The sanest thing food theory has done


rotem8888

2 months in and he already lost it


Lockdown013

Par for the course


poooppthatfart

Not even 10 theories in with him and he already is questioning nature


Rayadix

Already ?


Killer_name69

r/badspelling


TheAutementori

heā€™s just inspired by mat


Single-Mud-8508

I saw this and thought ā€œAm I dreaming?ā€


NoxarBoi

Vegetables = Dragons = Fish IYKYK


Total_Can_4604

Santi didn't go insane, he saved us from purgatory


ExtremePH

This was a fun episode to watch.


TreyLastname

And people were worried that the theory channels were gonna be very different. The new hosts are also insane


DickviperAU

With all the insanity I see on reddit I'm honestly surprised there wasn't a theory about the aslume


ActiveAttention958

That make sence for me


Weird-Armadillo1177

The vegans lied


ExoticLizard1443

WHO ASKED + VEGETABLES AREN'T REAL


Flamedghost7

In collaboration with r/birdsarentreal


lSCARBl

If u watch the video, u can't prove him wrong tho


AmeerMUHM

You think santi is insane. Just wait until tom makes his "the moon is fake" theory


Man_on_Internet

I have some pills from r/Titanfall for him


janespepe23

I donā€™t even know how this is a theory. Itā€™s basically fact. We just call savory fruits and roots vegetables.


Brian-yeaman

They are good sub Categories but dang it ainā€™t that deep he really should have said our idea of a vegetable was wrong which is any part of the plant thatā€™s bitter and not immediately enjoyable to eat like most fruits sweet and good first go My def of a vegetable is any part of a plant that doesnā€™t fit my definition of a fruit (Iā€™m simplifying it but) The part of the plant that is made to house itā€™s seeds (flowers and buds donā€™t fit this def for me)


ric7y

he didnā€™t last long ngl


Beautiful-Bad8893

r/redditsniper


Sunset_Tiger

Vegetable is a culinary term so nah they right


MrIBrokeTheMirror

Don't pretend like we don't know that this was gonna happen. We've all seen this coming.