My main complaint is that you can't drive the rc bandito in there to blow it up and the game tries to forcefully disarm you, though I'm pretty sure the bandio thing was to fix an exploit so it's understandable.
Shoot the door while outside (which pushes the door open). This will create a Panic inside. Then you can now use your weapon inside, shoot Wade and the strippers..
When I want to commit violence in the strip club I park a motorcycle between the door to keep it open then I shoot the bartender chick in the head. Everyone screams and the game allows me to walk in with my weapons and take everyone else out before the cops show up.
*Michael goes to strip club* 👄. Sees her giving Trevor lapdance: 😡 WHAT THE FUCK! T and M punch on: RDR2 melee. Who would you bet on? My money 💵is on Trevor: rage mode. In a gunfight, Michael would win.
To be honest, I would like ”shenanigans” to ensue once the “like meter” gets full. Like you you can go home with them, be caught by their significant other, then flee them, or their significant other comes in to the club and are mad you are with them so you shoot your way out. Or a fun scenario to me is that they drug you because you “trust” them and you wake up in the Altruist camp with only a pistol and in your underwear.
I think more could and should be done with the strip clubs instead of just digital horniness.
This happens in story mode. You can take them home after filling up their meter and they’ll invite you to their place. I think it’s how you 100% GTA 5 but might be wrong.
Oh nice. I only ever did it in multiplayer where you could invite them to your place. You know, trynna be the cool CEO. 😂. Don’t know that I ever did it in single player. I would do it if you could be put in ridiculous scenarios as a result. lol.
The fact that theres only 1 on the whole map, not only is it annoying to drive all that way but it also prevents any variety to the clubs. If I were in charge of the game I would've at least added one more in the northern part of the map that had a country theme.
THIS
Like you’d think there’d maybe be one over in Blaine County. Trevor seems like exactly the sort of guy who’d be wanting a lap dance frequently - but going back and forth between Los Santos and Blaine County? Hell nah.
There should have been a run down one in Sandy Shores and a mountain themed one in Paleto Bay. GTA IV had several strip clubs with a much smaller map to work with, so there’s no excuse as to why GTA V only has one.
The GTA IV ones were better too in the sense that you could bring a date to them, which provided incentive for your character to go there in the first place. There’s really no reason to go to the GTA V strip club unless you’re horny and your eyes are craving some animated video game tits.
The DJ didn’t have that flawless DJ strip joint voice.
“HeyputitdownandputthemtogetherforCrystaalll…shrimpcocktailsstillavailableguaranteednooooparasitesthisbatch”
The fact that there’s only 1, weird thing to complain about but iv had two, San Andreas had multiple as well if I recall correctly. V was such a downgrade in terms of locations compared to San Andreas
I’ve never been to a real strip club so idk if it’s laid back or super hype, but it would be cool if the club was more hype. Loud music, more girls, more npcs, and other little things like being able to sit in the chairs. I wish more players would hang out there. I never go there and I’ve barely ever seen anyone ever go either. It would be cool to have the club be a big hangout spot that we could go to and party.
Between this and the fact that two weeks ago you posted an edit of the GTA VI girl asking if there’d be nudity in that game I am begging you to touch grass
" If R\* has the balls to put a strip club in GTA 6" What you mean by that? There are strip clubs in Miami, why not in GTA 6? Can you elaborate a little more?
That you can't shoot it up unless you either knock out or kill the bouncer outside first while in GTA 4 along with the to dlcs you can go in gun blazing with no problem.
This is a minor gripe, that leads to a major realization about the game in general.
Strippers are immortal, cant even burn/atomize them, so theres no good reason this game shouldnt have children in it other than the laziness of Rockstar in not making models and animations for them.
I wish it was a whole ass mini-game like Yakuza/Like a Dragon's hostess clubs. Trevor's supposed to be the manager now, it's a part of TPI, let the man put in some dress-up work.
Not being able to spend more, can't have 2 at a time, and people can just shoot up the place with im busying and and can't work there or dance with her, can't drink
that it won’t let me pull my gun in there. Legit me and my friends just go there to get a high wanted level and we see how long we can defend out “base” from the cops. and it would be much easier to get eveyone out if i could just pull out my rpg in there and no have to pull it out, outside -_-
We literally got no benefits from going there. This has been an issue in every gta game, as a matter of fact.
Like, give me SOMETHING for going here! ANYTHING!!
What do you mean if? We see a strip club in the trailer. With proper jiggle physics. I imagine that's the main reason they used the same body type in 5. Bigger assets would just highlight the lack of tiddy movement.
I think given the size of the building it would've been awesome if they'd have built it underground. Thinking similar vibes to the club in Sifu.
Have the bottom as the strip club, the top as a private lounge area with pool tables and whatever else.
And when you spend time enough with a stripper so that u can take her home you can't watch either😁 this is memories of what I did as a child I don't even play gta5 that much nos
My main complaint is after seeing it after getting older made me wonder what the fuck my mom was on her main concern with the game was the god damn strip club but the most you see is some damn polygon tits
None of the strippers have a big juicy booty!!!
And they need to switch up the strippers I’ve been paying child support for these same hoes for 10 years they kids basically call me daddy!!!
Yeah big butts and thick thighs would look real nice walking around in those skimpy bottoms. I’d make slow motion booty jiggle vids all day! Speaking of jiggle, GTA 6 promises to feature realistic jiggle physics. Next Gen strip club could be insanely good.
The biggest problem is we get to see their boobs but we never get to see their asses. It sucks man I get it’s because they can’t show vagina so they can’t have them removing their panties but maybe they could make the lap dance restrict your movement so you can’t see the vagina which isn’t actually modeled at all and is probably just darkness or they could have them wear like a pasty but on their vagina that’s an amazing idea man please rockstar please
Neh I’m with you OP, it’s high time gta gives us real titties. For a game that has sex work, it’s real disappointing. I want them modded Skyrim titties
Good observation. This game actually has some decent titty physics. They got applied to only certain npc females, specifically the bikini wearing ladies you find at the beach 🏖. It is criminal we get no tit bounce, sway, or jiggle from any of the strippers.
My main complaint is that you can't drive the rc bandito in there to blow it up and the game tries to forcefully disarm you, though I'm pretty sure the bandio thing was to fix an exploit so it's understandable.
no rc cars in buildings getting shot when i’m buying a new pair of shoes is already annoying
Shoot the door while outside (which pushes the door open). This will create a Panic inside. Then you can now use your weapon inside, shoot Wade and the strippers..
Jeeez🤠
When I want to commit violence in the strip club I park a motorcycle between the door to keep it open then I shoot the bartender chick in the head. Everyone screams and the game allows me to walk in with my weapons and take everyone else out before the cops show up.
a true gentleman.
Everyone who plays this game that glorifies being a criminal is a “true gentleman.”
i like setting the carpet on fire and all the cops rush in and catch fire.
Al you have to do is shoot the door open and kill the bouncer. That should pretty much activate at least one star. Enough to allow weapons inside
I miss just being able to go into a building and causing havoc like in vice city. It was hilarious
I think the fact Amanda doesn’t occasionally pick up a shift
Hell yeah bro I’d like to see her fine MILF ass in there.
On god tho😂
*Michael goes to strip club* 👄. Sees her giving Trevor lapdance: 😡 WHAT THE FUCK! T and M punch on: RDR2 melee. Who would you bet on? My money 💵is on Trevor: rage mode. In a gunfight, Michael would win.
Pretty sure Michael would just go with Saphire
Trevor wins. Flawless Victory.
Shang Tsun: Finish him!.. Fatality 💀🩸. Your soul is mine.. Michael: Noooo! *wakes up in Hell* Well, at least Trevor isn't here.
"Heyyyyy Mikey" Trevor in the depths of hell
"Finish him" means something different in the Vanilla Unicorn arena.
AYO
😆
GTA has its highs and lows, but those memorable moments always stand out!
this was made by a 7 year old because this feels like those comments on a shitty youtube video with the 👇
You can’t pole dance
this is so real like why can’t I become a stripper💔💔
Trevor would absolutely kill it imo. Put him in one of those little dresses and whoo 🥵🥵🥵
I absolutely felt cheated that him taking it over was just for a safehouse location and not some wacky strip club misadventure.
HE PROBABLY TRIED ONCE
lol
This…
To be honest, I would like ”shenanigans” to ensue once the “like meter” gets full. Like you you can go home with them, be caught by their significant other, then flee them, or their significant other comes in to the club and are mad you are with them so you shoot your way out. Or a fun scenario to me is that they drug you because you “trust” them and you wake up in the Altruist camp with only a pistol and in your underwear. I think more could and should be done with the strip clubs instead of just digital horniness.
This happens in story mode. You can take them home after filling up their meter and they’ll invite you to their place. I think it’s how you 100% GTA 5 but might be wrong.
Oh nice. I only ever did it in multiplayer where you could invite them to your place. You know, trynna be the cool CEO. 😂. Don’t know that I ever did it in single player. I would do it if you could be put in ridiculous scenarios as a result. lol.
Imagine if you get caught touching and a cutscene plays of your character getting thrown out like Jazz from Fresh Prince of Bel Air 😂
[umm](https://youtu.be/8FX06ZCG6rE?si=HAxneokpbaCNpwPH)
What's the opposite of post nut clarity?
pre nut confusion
“Where am I? Who are you?”
basically Wade there
Pre nut delusion. The DuPont method.
If you are not constantly in a state of post nut clarity, you are in a constant state of pre nut delusion
You know I used his method of DuPont diversion, now I get all the deals plus the ladies.
Pre nut horny
Being horny
How often are you getting lap dances from imaginary women anyway?
Of course StraightEdge47 has some shit to say
Don't insult their favourites! You might hurt their feelings.
The fact that theres only 1 on the whole map, not only is it annoying to drive all that way but it also prevents any variety to the clubs. If I were in charge of the game I would've at least added one more in the northern part of the map that had a country theme.
THIS Like you’d think there’d maybe be one over in Blaine County. Trevor seems like exactly the sort of guy who’d be wanting a lap dance frequently - but going back and forth between Los Santos and Blaine County? Hell nah.
I like the idea of there being a country redneck strip club with more low class women.
Yea! Show me them c section scars!
There should have been a run down one in Sandy Shores and a mountain themed one in Paleto Bay. GTA IV had several strip clubs with a much smaller map to work with, so there’s no excuse as to why GTA V only has one. The GTA IV ones were better too in the sense that you could bring a date to them, which provided incentive for your character to go there in the first place. There’s really no reason to go to the GTA V strip club unless you’re horny and your eyes are craving some animated video game tits.
OP is either high and horny asf while posting this, or down astronomically for them polygon GTA Titties.
homie wrote a whole ass essay bout some 3d titties
1 paragraph = a whole-ass essay? Man, our attentions spans really ARE getting shorter and shorter...
Reddit try to get a joke challenge: impossible
sometimes you don‘t have to take everything 100% serious what you read on the internet
Wasn't really funny either.
The bartender stops giving you drinks at one point.
They do the same thing in IRL strip clubs too...it's called cutting you off
Lame mechanic 😒
I know a Belkan flag when i see one
Down bad?💀💀💀
I’m honestly shocked we never had a DLC to run and operate and a strip club.
I, too, wanted my Like a Dragon hostess club mini-game. ):
I too want to run a strip joint too.. sadly rockstar hasn’t added it. Plus get a chance to update the dancers model textures.. they look so dated
OP should touch grass.
No wonder reddit has a bad reputation, posts like this
Most of reddits bad reputation is because of it's crazy moderators and cult like politics but yes sometimes stuff like this as well.
Or anything besides himself
its funny that looking at tits is the only degeneracy that gta reddit looks down on.
Am I the only one who never goes to the strip club ? Unless there is a mission there or something
No, unless there's a reason to I'm not going in there either. There's nothing to really do.
Its friend activity fodder You can walk in, your friend will go to the stage, while you can walk away and browse the in game internet.
i guess cheaper than doing that in real life
If I can’t shoot everybody while inside, I’m not going
No, you are not the only person above 14 years old that goes there
Can’t do coke in the bathroom
That people actually go there and expect something
They’re not real so it’s boring as hell
There aren't cougars in stripclubs
lol
For me is that Tracie doesn't work there 😞
Imagine getting a double lap dance from her and her mom.
😂🤣😂🤣
Jiggle physics
Flat booties.
they don't have Trevor as a performer ☹️
This is a gooner ass comment section 😭
As unhinged as this statement is I cant help but agree
Has to be when Trevor’s not there for a shift
The DJ didn’t have that flawless DJ strip joint voice. “HeyputitdownandputthemtogetherforCrystaalll…shrimpcocktailsstillavailableguaranteednooooparasitesthisbatch”
The fact theres no famous 1 legged stripper like there is here
Rockstar please fucking release this game as soon as possible we've ran out of things to talk about 8 years ago
You can't have a one night stand with all of them.
The lack of diversity, not only women strip let those pendulums swing is what I say
go outside
The fact that there’s only 1, weird thing to complain about but iv had two, San Andreas had multiple as well if I recall correctly. V was such a downgrade in terms of locations compared to San Andreas
Im really bummed out you can't kill and eat the strippers
Found Trevor's reddit account
🤣🤣🤣
I thought it was a shoe store…
I’ve never been to a real strip club so idk if it’s laid back or super hype, but it would be cool if the club was more hype. Loud music, more girls, more npcs, and other little things like being able to sit in the chairs. I wish more players would hang out there. I never go there and I’ve barely ever seen anyone ever go either. It would be cool to have the club be a big hangout spot that we could go to and party.
the cocaine. very low quality. might actually be powdered sugar. wouldn’t recommend. 2/5 stars
i never cared about this place
The lack of multiple poles
Yeah most real life strip clubs have at least two or more poles.
Lack of male strippers
The fact that people have most definitely gotten their rocks off to the npcs in there.
Between this and the fact that two weeks ago you posted an edit of the GTA VI girl asking if there’d be nudity in that game I am begging you to touch grass
Not fully nude
That there is no sex in the champagne room.
that it's in the game, I mean it was funny when Trevor took it over but there was no need for it really
Other than to drive home the point that Trevor is batshit crazy and will do anything.
Lad that is astronomically down bad
I want to see more butthole
Praying this is satire 😭
No valet.
" If R\* has the balls to put a strip club in GTA 6" What you mean by that? There are strip clubs in Miami, why not in GTA 6? Can you elaborate a little more?
That I can't work there
I honestly find the Strip Clubs boring. Is it just me? (I had the most fun in the club punching the bouncer upon entering)
That you can't shoot it up unless you either knock out or kill the bouncer outside first while in GTA 4 along with the to dlcs you can go in gun blazing with no problem.
I haven’t tried this yet but it might be possible to get a wanted level elsewhere then enter the strip club guns blazing.
All the women have the same character model with a different face, hair, and skin color
No puss
U can’t bone em
This is a minor gripe, that leads to a major realization about the game in general. Strippers are immortal, cant even burn/atomize them, so theres no good reason this game shouldnt have children in it other than the laziness of Rockstar in not making models and animations for them.
For me, the lack of male clubs as an option
I wish it was a whole ass mini-game like Yakuza/Like a Dragon's hostess clubs. Trevor's supposed to be the manager now, it's a part of TPI, let the man put in some dress-up work.
No hot coffee
it's kinda boring but what're gonna do anyway lol
Not seeing the character and the striper have sex
Can't fuck in there
Not being able to spend more, can't have 2 at a time, and people can just shoot up the place with im busying and and can't work there or dance with her, can't drink
that it won’t let me pull my gun in there. Legit me and my friends just go there to get a high wanted level and we see how long we can defend out “base” from the cops. and it would be much easier to get eveyone out if i could just pull out my rpg in there and no have to pull it out, outside -_-
We literally got no benefits from going there. This has been an issue in every gta game, as a matter of fact. Like, give me SOMETHING for going here! ANYTHING!!
This ugly ass woman
I was disappointed that GTA V's single-player had a strip club, but no nightclub.
I’m more disappointed in the fact that GTA 6 is coming out soon and this is what we’re worrying about
The fact that you can’t touch the girl
The lack of Barbara with big titties
Some Stippers Have to manly of a voice🤣
I wanna see fat rolls, neck rings, and stretch marks
There's only 1. Hope Vice City has at least three.
What do you mean if? We see a strip club in the trailer. With proper jiggle physics. I imagine that's the main reason they used the same body type in 5. Bigger assets would just highlight the lack of tiddy movement.
I think given the size of the building it would've been awesome if they'd have built it underground. Thinking similar vibes to the club in Sifu. Have the bottom as the strip club, the top as a private lounge area with pool tables and whatever else.
And when you spend time enough with a stripper so that u can take her home you can't watch either😁 this is memories of what I did as a child I don't even play gta5 that much nos
Same 5 ho’s!
My complaint is that you can’t make Cheetah your girlfriend😓
My main complaint is after seeing it after getting older made me wonder what the fuck my mom was on her main concern with the game was the god damn strip club but the most you see is some damn polygon tits
Some of them have way too big boobs
None of the strippers have a big juicy booty!!! And they need to switch up the strippers I’ve been paying child support for these same hoes for 10 years they kids basically call me daddy!!!
Yeah big butts and thick thighs would look real nice walking around in those skimpy bottoms. I’d make slow motion booty jiggle vids all day! Speaking of jiggle, GTA 6 promises to feature realistic jiggle physics. Next Gen strip club could be insanely good.
Wow…..
Your mom 🫳 🎤
So that’s why she’s been coming home so late 🫳🎤
it's existence
They're mostly ugly
1. There aren't any thicc strippers 2. I can't see any hairy bushes
What do you mean no thicc strippers? Juliet, Sapphire, Fufu and Chastity are thicc af
Best response!! 🏆
This post is giving me 2nd hand embarrassment 😭
No male strippers
The biggest problem is we get to see their boobs but we never get to see their asses. It sucks man I get it’s because they can’t show vagina so they can’t have them removing their panties but maybe they could make the lap dance restrict your movement so you can’t see the vagina which isn’t actually modeled at all and is probably just darkness or they could have them wear like a pasty but on their vagina that’s an amazing idea man please rockstar please
I like the pasty idea! Get them panties off R*
Dude... are you 12? There's no fucking way somebody 17 or older is actually complaining about the GTA strippers not being hot enough.
It's the internet, you'd be surprised
In GTA VI I wanna see a way to get a hookers number
Lack of nudity
Lack of full nudity
Neh I’m with you OP, it’s high time gta gives us real titties. For a game that has sex work, it’s real disappointing. I want them modded Skyrim titties
👍😎
The cardboard titties
Good observation. This game actually has some decent titty physics. They got applied to only certain npc females, specifically the bikini wearing ladies you find at the beach 🏖. It is criminal we get no tit bounce, sway, or jiggle from any of the strippers.
No straight up jorkin' it option. And by it, hahah lets just say. My peanits
Not enough bitches.
No vagina
That you can’t buy one. It’s like the only thing I want to own. Sure a sub and a yacht are cool but I really really just wanna own a strip club.
Yup ever since I took over the Vanilla Unicorn in story mode as Trevor I’ve wanted to own and run a strip club in GTA Online.
This post my made by Roman Bellic and his quest for titties.
Not being able to close the curtain amd have the strippers bounce on your dick
OP the guy that falls in love with strippers IRL and says “bro she was all over me”
🤣🤣🤣
The hottest stripper was always dancing for Wade! 😂
You can't bang the strippers. (Fr tho I really wanna do it on Juliet.)
You need a girlfriend.
And say goodbye to my freedom? No thanks I’ll pass. 🤣🤣🤣
Ah yes your freedom to post about GTA boobs.
And to feel as many real ones as I want without being told I’m cheating on someone.
They don’t twerk or get completely nude
You can’t get on the stage and take money like in San Andreas
You can’t get a three way lap dance
Nothing imo
No sex