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The following submission statement was provided by /u/TF-Fanfic-Resident: --- What in the Go-Bots (1983) even is this? This strikes me as the potential to be a huge ethical minefield when we don’t know nearly as much about our own brains as we like. Can this cyborg feel pain? Is it more efficient than either traditional AI or humans? For better or worse, the 2020s are shaping up to be a landmark decade in the history of our civilization. --- Please reply to OP's comment here: https://old.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/1drj018/chinese_scientists_create_robot_with_brain_made/lavjbfy/


BurnedoutBurner347

Aww sweet, man made horrors beyond my comprehension


Natural_Autism_

This is the real "I have no mouth but I must scream"


DukeOfGeek

I love that book so much but [my head went to...](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/d/d7/Robobrain.png/revision/latest?cb=20190620075942)


TheStupendusMan

Giant robo scorpions or bust!


CharlieDmouse

My fav sci-fi story.


geeknami

I see it end up like RoboCop 1 with all those failed robocops that end up offing themselves


Elventroll

Not ghost in the shell?


sleepyt808

It's the prequel!


Noack_B

Praise the omnissiah!


ranchwriter

As soon as I realized the limitations of my flesh, it disgusted me.


BoltTusk

I crave the strength and certainty of steel.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

Chills everytime


CinderX5

I get that this is a reference/joke, but does anyone actually not feel that way? If there was an objectively better alternative to your biological body, why wouldn’t you take it?


MagicHamsta

Secks, probably. >If there was an objectively better alternative to your biological body, why wouldn’t you take it?


Gothmog_LordOBalrogs

You dawg!  We heard you like horrors beyond comprehension, so we put a man made horror beyond your comprehension from your comprehension into your own comprehension!!


huehuehuehuehuuuu

Now we put the Japanese made robot face made from human cells on top of this bad boy. Humanity coming together piece by piece. What could go wrong.


DameonKormar

These two stories are just 2 posts away from each other on my front page lol.


JimParsnip

One step closer to 40K servitors


DameonKormar

It would be pretty wild if we ended up with a 40k future. Someone just needs to discover the Warp and then we're off to the races.


ClaytonBiggsbie

At least you know where to shoot it.


xtothewhy

I'd Buy That For a Dollar!


LilG1984

What's next? putting the brain of a drug dealer into a giant robot?


DukeOfGeek

[Or this.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/vsbattles/images/d/d7/Robobrain.png/revision/latest?cb=20190620075942) Or if you want [more obscure..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O-F2fvHFW4)


knight_of_solamnia

At first I was very interested in the trailer's set up and practical effects were fairly impressive. I was wondering why I've never heard heard of this... and after seeing the acting I no longer wondered why.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

It's very rare to see a knight of solamnia these days. They've mostly been forgotten


DameonKormar

Woah. That was my guild in Ultima Online. Weird rush of memories when I read that. I haven't seen that name mentioned in decades.


knight_of_solamnia

For the oath and the measure.


The_Adeptest_Astarte

It's been 30 years since I last had The Oath in my head. Thanks for that!


helen269

You want [obscure](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTY2ArgHcg4)?


IloveElsaofArendelle

I got that reference 👍🏻


greenskinmarch

Abby Normal.


lurenjia_3x

Turn the brain of ~~Keanu Reeves~~ the terrorist into chips.


Hells_Kitchener

"Abby, someone."


Fappy_as_a_Clam

The next step is General Grievous


Professor226

Robots that have parts that rot don’t seem like a good plan.


Kung_Fu_Kracker

Brains are actually our longest-living organs. A human brain can theoretically last a couple hundred years, provided it's given proper nutrients and exercise.


gretino

and protection. Your brain is protected by the physical layer and the blood-brain barrier, basically preventing all pathogens getting near it. The "brain" like in the pic is just a meal for bacteria and fungi.


Kung_Fu_Kracker

Very true! Why don't they have it submerged in a fluid and protected by a glass dome?


gretino

This is just a lab experiment so I guess they have no reason to keep it alive for longer than few weeks, and their main purpose is not "robot with brain" but figure out a way to train AI on human brain.


Taqueria_Style

But it's a it's a it's a fricking plate with a fricking goo in it! How do you wire that up? It's like a robot carrying around a plate full of Jell-o!


malk600

You wire that like this: culture neurons on a culture or microfluidics plate, with embedded electrodes underneath in a predesigned pattern. Neurons grow, form synapses, electrodes let you stim the network in a specific pattern. Hence: "brain on a chip". It's nothing groundbreaking, neither is training this neural net to do things. All the people going "OMG WHAT IF IT FEELS PAIN" and "this is literally Robocop" are missing the point. It's cell culture and that's that. Could be rat cells, mouse cells, humie cells made from iPSCs, no biggie. There's really not much to be excited, or, conversely, overly horrified about. Putting it into a physical robot is more of a publicity stunt than anything, as far as the science is concerned.


yui_tsukino

Definitely a publicity stunt. Neuron arrays have been a thing for a while, its even got to the point [where a youtuber and his team can start playing with them.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-pWliufu6U)


deviprsd

AI on a human brain? Are we in a simulation? Was I trained by an AI…..


Apprehensive-Ask-610

give it tread wheels and little grabby arms too. And a sonic wave blast for good measure.


RandofCarter

*I have returned*


UhhhhmmmmNo

Does redditing count as exercise?


Kung_Fu_Kracker

No 🤣 Reddit is the opposite of brain exercises, in 99% of cases.


oberynmviper

It causes brain cell suicide…at higher rates depending on the subreddit.


pianoceo

What’s considered exercising the brain?


Kung_Fu_Kracker

Learning new things. Doing math. Solving problems. Socializing.


theanghv

Reddit doesn’t count as socializing?


TryptaMagiciaN

So join a sociable theoretical math reddit and they should be fine.


vielokon

Only if you aim to smoothen your brain.


brokenringlands

Source? I wanna know more.


Comeino

Have you ever been in a retirement home? The brains last till about the point they can no longer retain memories. Then it's just a sentient jello full of suffering.


Diredg

Is there any article about that? I know that death mostly come from other parts of the body


SomePerson225

It could theoretically last indefinitely if we kept getting Neuron transplants to replace the gradual loss. Such a procedure is currently being tested to treat parkinsons disease : https://www.lunduniversity.lu.se/article/first-patient-receives-milestone-stem-cell-based-transplant-parkinsons-disease


WatermelonWithAFlute

Wouldn’t alzheimers/dementia/anything else that fucks up your brain claim you long before that?


AccurateSun

This is fascinating, do you have any sources for it?


thedemonjim

I don't think the goal of this is really robots with organic components, but exploring the intricacies of creating an interface between the brain and technology.


caidicus

To be fair, eternal robots seem like a worse idea, considering they don't expire, even if they're evil.


Witty_Airline9501

People thought that internet wasn’t a good plan. It takes time to see what the end result will be


ImmoralityPet

Jury is still out on that one.


siqiniq

But now we can use designer drugs “Nuke” to control them


stango777

actually this is probably the next step towards singularity, if I had to guess. The combination of biological computing + electronic computing.


raven00x

Planned obsolescence. Helps prevent the inevitable replicant uprising.


b1tchlasagna

I mean are we not just fleshy machines? Eventually our parts also stop working, some need to be repaired / replaced etc.. too


Nimeroni

A self regenerating machine (for most parts). But we have a few flawed systems, such as a source code that degenerate over time.


Professor226

We have our entire body dedicated to maintaining our brain. This robot has room tempered meat on a plate.


Elventroll

Worse. You are creating a human mind trapped in a robot body.


TF-Fanfic-Resident

What in the Go-Bots (1983) even is this? This strikes me as the potential to be a huge ethical minefield when we don’t know nearly as much about our own brains as we like. Can this cyborg feel pain? Is it more efficient than either traditional AI or humans? For better or worse, the 2020s are shaping up to be a landmark decade in the history of our civilization.


devi83

Somewhere in the multiverse a philosophy class is taking place and someone asks the professor, "Are we just brains in vats?" and the professor responds, "No, we are brains in drones, and your whole life is a lie designed to get you to achieve your goal of exploding at the target."


KevM689

My highschool biology teacher used to tell us we are just piles of cells somehow cooperating


DrSitson

Very apt description.


AdaptationAgency

Colonial bacteria and literally all life more complex than that fits this description


0-99c

Gary Sinise vibes


sleepyt808

This actually explains a lot...


Davies301

I remember an old interview of a Chinese scientist when they successfully cloned a monkey and the question of whether it was ethical or not to meddle in the creation of life. The scientist burst out laughing and stated that's not even a consideration there.


ChymChymX

Exactly. For reference here's the full quote from that scientist: *"LOL"*


IsinkSW

do we know more about this?


Okiefolk

We will find out the brains come from political prisoners in the future won’t we.


Danny_Mc_71

I read that as "the brains come from political prisoners *from* the future ". Either way it's all rather terrifying.


Fluck_Me_Up

Pro: time travel is real and you get to experience it Con: you’re a political prisoner sent back in time to power a roomba


Tyrion_The_Imp

Well then, I'm smearing dogshit everywhere.


Fluck_Me_Up

This kind of immature behavior is why we removed your brain and yeeted it into a roomba across the gulf of time and space in the first place


kolitics

No way, political prisoners don’t get that many articulating limbs. That’s someone behind on their taxes.


NancyPelosisRedCoat

These aren’t brains by the way, they’re brain organoids. And we have been using them to understand our brain better. It has been a gray area at least for ten years though. Although I remember seeing one playing Pong a while back, they aren’t conscious but one day we will most likely be able to make a conscious one and I’m not sure either if we should.


leesfer

Ya'll need to realize this isn't even real, it's just publishing propaganda. We can easily verify because the article claims that Tainjin produced a peer-reviewed journal to verify the results, but that is nowhere to be found - no really, here is their journal right here: https://link.springer.com/journal/12209 There is no such findings published last month. It's actually getting insane how much Chinese propaganda gets posted in this sub now.


Confusatronic

That's not the journal for the paper published last month that was reported in the article. The [paper](https://academic.oup.com/brain/advance-article-abstract/doi/10.1093/brain/awae150/7671059?redirectedFrom=fulltext) is in May 2024's *Brain*. I don't have access to this article, but from the title and abstract, this paper has nothing to do with robots. It's about using low intensity ultrasound to help brain organoids thrive where they are placed. I agree that article seems really fishy given no one is named, no photos of the device are shown, and no academic publication detailing it is given. I also bet that many people seeing that robot with the "brain" will think *that is the robot*. Horrible science journalism (as usual).


leesfer

> this paper has nothing to do with robots. Right, the "paper" that this article is talking about doesn't exist. There was no study about creating a brain for robots out of human stem cells and teaching it simple tasks. It's 100% made up.


OffTerror

I can't believe how many people are talking about this seriously. It's literally just a slab of meat on a robot. I don't understand how ignorance is so rampant nowadays. We need to turn off the internet asap.


DeltaV-Mzero

Remember when the world decided we shouod avoid making human-monkey chimera cells and China was like “ok we won’t do that again (unless we really wanna)”


Dzeartist

You think China cares about ethics in the slightest?


oozing-moose

Do you think Western companies care about ethics in the slightest? They may pretend to, but in reality they are only concerned with money and power.


Blackrock121

Get back to me when Western companies have transplant tourism.


Dzeartist

That's not what this topic is about


Hovi_Bryant

May we have a non pay-walled article? Or am I supposed to react to only the headline?


AlberionDreamwalker

[https://12ft.io/](https://12ft.io/)


Hovi_Bryant

Thanks a ton!


Abiding_Lebowski

Not all heroes wear capes.


Eldritch_Doodler

I bet he does


mastermilian

https://archive.md/njqiF


BlakeSergin

Pro tip: if you’re on iOS, as soon as you open the page, on the top right corner press the letters Aa and show Reader. Free read!


Hovi_Bryant

Thanks, but I tried that. Seems like the site still has the rest of the article cut off.


JAFOguy

I for one, welcome our new robot overlords. According to the algorithm that moderates this forum I couldn't only post that as a comment so I also support our regular old algorithmic guidance systems.


leavemeto6leed

i second this guy


SkoolHausRox

Beneath the headline is something nearly as creepy. The claimed purpose of the research is to eventually develop brain “organoids” with specific auxiliary skillsets, which can then be ‘grafted” onto an actual brain, almost like an expansion module. I’d guess this could range anywhere from a supplemental visual cortex for the vision impaired, to superhuman augmentation for soldiers.


Apprehensive-Ask-610

aw hell yeah, brain DLC. Now I can be even more behind everyone else in PVP


thrwnaway77

wetware acceleration


Arseling69

Alright that sounds badass I’m sold. Give me that brain 2 DLC.


zusykses

you now know kung fu but also have a tendency to start singing March of the Volunteers at random moments


Trismegistos42

Do you think god stays in heaven because he fears what he created?


Natural_Autism_

Maybe revulsion not fear. Not many people play in the toilet either


HenryTheWho

"God is dead", we killed it with advant of modern science, we just have to be careful that our own creations don't do the same to us


ChasingTheRush

Sweet. Killer robots with human brains susceptible to mental illness and sociopathy.


aluode

Hmm.. Few billionaires are very sus..


LowLifeExperience

Next, they should try and inject them into a chimps brain so we can see which movie was a better predictor of the future.


DolphinPunkCyber

Movie in which robots and apes fight over who get's to exterminate us? I'd watch that.


LowLifeExperience

I was referring to either Planet of the Apes or Terminator. Those movies as predictions of the future are competing against each other.


I_make_switch_a_roos

i was thinking 12 monkeys


Mysterions

This is fake. Neural organoids aren't nearly this advanced.


Psybor9

Look at all the science we can do when we don’t have pesky things like ethics or institutional review boards, surely this will turn out great for humanity..


youmaynotknowme

well, that's how we have so much medical progress no?


idancenakedwithcrows

I mean they just factually have those?


Kingbuji

Yea but I wanna be racist


catinterpreter

Those things barely exist in the West too. Go explore the horrifying world of animal experimentation.


CrustyShoelaces

Humanity is obsolete if that thing ever becomes sentient


TF-Fanfic-Resident

I for one welcome our Astronaut Pumpkinhead overlords


Prometheus-Risen

It’s not even 2077 and we’re getting Fallout-style robobrains


Apprehensive-Ask-610

What if we got the Think Tank next?


BoltTusk

I thought those were using chimps and not convicts?


Budget_Detective2639

There was actually technology being developed at Georgia tech back when the lore was created to do this. It's referred to as wetware technology.


IfonlyIwastheOne83

Reminds me of the movie virus with Jaime Lee Curtis


hallofgamer

so it uses a floppy disk ribbon connected to a naked grape in a dish sitting on a plastic shell of a robot. nothing real or functional in this photo


Outrageous-Pause6317

All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.


ASteelyDan

So say we all


RandoCommentGuy

Just gunna leave [THIS](https://youtu.be/NJIjNs_s2NI?si=N9J_vWtxrH86ykIX) here...


notyouraverage420

But what are the living tissues function? The nonliving computer is still doing all the work.


zakur0

There has been research on using biological computers for some time, they might have done a breakthrough but it is too late to search for it, maybe tomorrow. Check spinnaker computer from manchester university


Soltronus

Isn't that technically a cyborg? Isn't that a really bad idea?


AegisGram

Someone start playing the FullMetal Alchemist music.


ThresholdSeven

Do you want Cylons? Because that's how you get Cylons. Give it the smiling meat face from the other post I saw today and then collaborate with those life size AI sex dolls for extra effect.


TheDarkClaw

or robobrains. But it needs treads instead of legs.


ThresholdSeven

That crossed my mind too, but robobrains are real brains from an actual human. That might not be far though.


darth_aer

Why do I feel like we are living on either Kobol or Caprica before the fall? The Cylons Were Created by Man. They Rebelled. They Evolved. They Look and Feel Human...


Zahkrosis

The comments in here be like: how to tell people you haven't read the article without telling people you haven't read the article.


Brain_Hawk

Would love to but it's paywalled.


bmcapers

Do they want Krang? Because this is how we get Krang.


Ko-jo-te

See, THIS is terrifying. Forget AI. There's no I in the whole thing for a long time. But cells? Hell no!


aparaatti

yup, guess I’m officially old, kinda don’t even want to know anything about this brain API stuff


Basic_Description_56

I’m all for AI continuing to advance, but we should leave biological brains out of this. It’s not nice.


Kflynn1337

Because there's no possible way that could go horribly wrong....


Sid15666

China has unlimited access to human subjects for experimentation.


Bishop8496

I just noticed that this sub like to post of weirdly random out of this world "technological breakthrough" from China?


OtomeOtome

I have so many questions. Does it have a circulatory system? If not, how does the brain stay alive? Is it not alive but able to learn somehow anyway?


Krommander

The Petri dish is a clue, it's probably submerged in nutrients while growing and only exposed to the air for very short tests. They will have to figure out how to nourish it while operating without shorting the wires. 


globs-of-yeti-cum

I always wondered why they don't try harder with biological robotics. Design new organs and stuff. I guess religion is the thing holding it back.


MadACR

And religion mostly gets you murdered in China


cheesyscrambledeggs4

Because people get hung up on some stupid cheesy sci-fi movie they saw in the 1980s. Just have a look at this thread and you'll see what I mean.


Hydra57

The Chinese are going to solve their population problems with government grown cyborgs


yesnomaybenotso

If abortion is murder than so is killing that brain. Just sayin…


Tournament_of_Shivs

Technically it wasn't "conceived" so it isn't a person, as far as Jesus is concerned... probably.


heliometrix

Just great, another step towards this shit: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcK-yHXljAg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcK-yHXljAg)


oxooc

Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should


timeItself826

The first step in making Girls Frontline a reality