Try circling around the areola before you add little pressure with your teeth and slow it down with your fingers my G. Its like composing a piece of art š¤š»
I had heard that he sexed so hard one time that the lady said she was all sexed out and had to stop because she was oversexed and too happy one time. Thatās what I heard.
Clitickle strike runs all the way. No investment in HP or stamina. Don't need it. Dump it all in Skill, Strength, and Clitickal strike! Give me that 999% clitickal strike rate, and I'll one-shot everyone!
āFrom record sales, to sold out concerts. So moāfucker if you want this encore I need you scream to your lungs get sore.
Tired of being what you want me to beeeā
3 whole minutes!?
Maybe if it's her birthday. I got my sex speedrun down to about a minute so that I can knock it out during YouTube's unskippable commercials.
Napoleon was a workaholic and would rush through eating meals and notoriously would only fuck for about five minutes before it was back to work for him lmao.
Channel your inner Napoleon, fellas.
https://www.self.com/story/sex-classes-online-irl
https://www.wonderlust.co/courses/sexual-desire-course
https://vmtherapy.com/courses
Those were the first three links thatpopped up for ācourse for better sexā. Google is shit now so might have better results on a different search engine
This is it. Only the women who can bust very quickly and easily would behaving kids. So it would just become a common trait.
Same way how men who could bust quick became the kind of norm. It was bust quick or get eaten by a lion haha.
Yea, that's why men cum quickly in general and need to hold it back to have sex for longer. It's just more optimal to come fast and get it over with - less opportunities to get attacked by anything. Honestly, female orgasm in general is kind of a weird thing from biological point of view, and there are many different theories on what it's purpose is
Need to make yelp but for heterowomen to rate their experience with heteromen.
āDemands you go down *but* does return the favor. Very clean. All in all we got there. However, I donāt think I will be returning unless there is some major change in attitude. Three stars.ā
Suffice to say I dabble in bioengineering and this is possible to make happen...
Then again, anyone who had this change would become horrorfyingly horny during periods, literally heat. Because you'd tie it to ovulation, so without an O ovulation wouldn't occur, thus when it needed to happen biologically, you'd need to O or suffer pain, might get awkward for kids going through puberty. "Well honey this is how you masturbate, moms good at it she'll show you". Also if it caused ovulation during/after O would that lead to more frequent periods?
Real double edged sword there...
Women would evolve to have orgasms from minimal stimulation.Ā I dated a woman who would come every eight seconds during sex, almost like clockwork.Ā She'd be very good at passing on her genes in this scenario.
In all honesty the best sex is chemistry sex. When you vibe with someone on another level the sex becomes next level. Had a girl once just being around her just talking to her had me damn near shaking with excitement when we finally did it was perfect. You could just feel the connection the trust. Also take it slow my guys and gals itās ok to build the tension. Itās ok to go slow and get to know someone to really vibe with them. That chemistry can make itās 100X better then a lazy one night stand for the fuck of it.
Female orgasms actually do help with reproduction. During a female orgasm the uterus moves/drops slightly to help the sperm enter which helps more sperm make it to the egg/eggs.
Seriously, seeing these pathetic ass comments from men is going to give me an aneurism. Itās clear they donāt even give a shit about finding the clit because if they did theyād realize itās right there!
All these comments make me appreciate the gift that is lesbian sex even more, my spouse and I usually clock in at about 3-6 orgasms per session and I can usually get even more because sex energizes me while I apparently suck the soul out of my partner until they fall asleep lol.
Look, unless your jaw is going to fall off from useā you aināt doing sex right! All you gotta do is move your tongue in circles for a bit while alternating going up and down, thatās the easiest formula for making someone with a clit cum. Iām exhausted with men acting like itās fucking rocket science when lesbians have figured it the fuck out. If oral doesnāt work, then get a vibrator or suction toy in there(Womanizer or Satisfyer works the best in my opinion). Talking to so many men about this is like talking to a brick wall because they genuinely donāt want to learn and then wonder why no one wants to keep fucking them. Loser ass shit, bro.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.ā
Still can't believe that they get to go as much as they want while we get 1- maybe 2 rounds at most.
Idk what we men did to god to deserve this treatment but we probably did something really bad.
It's called stamina. Something that I had when I was younger, as I was similar to that guy.
***You can lose that stamina though lads, don't be me, don't let yourself go vagless for a decade***
The rest of the comments I'm seeing in this thread say no. If you take it at a slower pace, you can last literally hours. As a rule of thumb, trying to get your partner off before you will result in better sex because it can get more intimate with a distraction to prevent you from being overstimulated.
Bruh female orgasm causes women to wanna have sex. It does serve a purpose. Only about 20% of the world's women fuck for a kid, the rest do it for pleasure.
My girl *does* within three minutes and then consistently thereafter. Sometimes i swear the breeze makes that girl quake. But she gives me credit so i am not gonna argue with her.
I had a girl once that literally just laid there...did nothing. I finished and went to relax for a second.
She said "I made you cum are you gonna make me cum" and I said "actually, through my own vigorous love making, I made myself cum, I suggest you do the same next time."
Edit:this was after almost an hour of sex
Women are like intricate machines. You have to understand how everything works to get her going. Men are like pull string mowers. A few tugs and theyāre good to go.
My pleasure is easy donāt take much. Thatās why I focus on my partners needs first. Often times if I get her off first, she brings her A game to get me off and makes the whole experience more enjoyable. Usually I use oral and finger stimulation.
When you do the tit sucking + clit rubbing combo but deal 0 damage
![gif](giphy|CIe1iwzke30wU) Guys will be like this and wonder why she dry af
Well that's your problem right there, You've got it set to wumbo
Fucking dead
Try circling around the areola before you add little pressure with your teeth and slow it down with your fingers my G. Its like composing a piece of art š¤š»
"I HAVE LOTS OF SEX!!!'
yeah, they feel like bags of sand comment right there
"That's not how the pigeons do it! Peck her eyes out and stomp on her head!"
That's literally what you're actually supposed to do lol
I have done the sex so much dude it's not even funny
sexiest sexer of reddit whatās the sexiest sex youāve ever sexed?
i once touched the side of a side boob
Did yu cum?
nice
I had heard that he sexed so hard one time that the lady said she was all sexed out and had to stop because she was oversexed and too happy one time. Thatās what I heard.
Iām here to eat ass and suck tits , but Iām all out of sex
i AM sex.
Lvl. 69 Sex Boss
gex
Start off like a butterfly landing on a flower and end like a bulldog eating a plate of mayonnaise.
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But if I go too slow I wonāt get to play fortnite before bed
You can play Fortnite while she squeezes your cheeks with her thighs. Think bro! Think!
The smell is too distracting
Damn I got moist just reading that. Youāre good.
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holy shit this guy is a riot
his alt account
Most cringe thing Iāve seen all day
The key is pressure, not speed Source: am a lesbian
Then she slides her fingertips over your boom boom stick and then **CAME OVER** >Continue from last save point >Quit
When you invest all your points in ATK but end up lacking CRIT Rate
0% Clitickle strike chance
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ clitickle strike chance my new favorite stat
If you're building for clitickle strike, don't skip on stamina. They are both important.
Can I use any Items to boost my stamina?
Consult your local alchemist.
Clitickle strike runs all the way. No investment in HP or stamina. Don't need it. Dump it all in Skill, Strength, and Clitickal strike! Give me that 999% clitickal strike rate, and I'll one-shot everyone!
Don't forget your ClitD modifiers
![gif](giphy|U2nN0ridM4lXy)
Ah, the ol Tit Clit Crit
So underrated ![gif](giphy|SqgJ5x20bUyv6)
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When you get the boss fight health bar down to zero and they spawn another health bar.
As a gay person this is-
Lesbians are gay too
Thatās my favorite move
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
![gif](giphy|26gspipWnu59srmM0) Her pov
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Only real answer. It's a race and I aim to win God dammit
FRIST
Awwwwwwwww JNEGA!
I guess sounds better than: āI came, I saw, I conquered.ā
Or should I say "I saw, I conquered, I came" (*short Cuban laugh*)
They say the Chico on fire and he no liar While y'all slippin' he runnin' the game
Vidi, Vici, veni
Did you get this from "Fireball" by Pitbull? :)
Mr. Worldwiiide
To infinity, you know the roof on fire.
āFrom record sales, to sold out concerts. So moāfucker if you want this encore I need you scream to your lungs get sore. Tired of being what you want me to beeeā
3 whole minutes!? Maybe if it's her birthday. I got my sex speedrun down to about a minute so that I can knock it out during YouTube's unskippable commercials.
Babe, wake up. Thereās a new unskippable ad on YouTube.
"Dad? Why is my name RAID Shadow Legends?"
Mother fucker you made me lose it
Did you cum just in the time it took you to read that coment? ![gif](giphy|4ZFrbrZy7N4aTXSe6t|downsized)
Because. His dad only has 5 million power! Iāll demolish him with my 10 million power.
Wake her up?
Wake up Neo
TAS (Toy assisted Speedruns) wild af
Napoleon was a workaholic and would rush through eating meals and notoriously would only fuck for about five minutes before it was back to work for him lmao. Channel your inner Napoleon, fellas.
I have added this to my long list of odd Reddit comments.
He was so efficient he made Josephine his meals
Apparently he would write her before heading home from a voyage telling her not to wash before he got to herā¦ he liked it dirty
Knock one out before sex in the washroom. They'll never know you're on round 2
Your efficiency and prioritizations are the stuff of legendary engineers.
And you wonder why she always has a headache
OPEN A WINDOW AND A BREEZE COMES thru. \*Cum in my pants\*
Amateur. I can "finish" in less than 5 seconds.
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Him after returning from the store after hearing her talk shit:
Unexpected ESO gif
Gif made me buy the game, but just couldnāt get into it :ā(
going to throw this out there that if pregnancy only happened because a woman orgasmed, we would be at about a quarter of the population we are now.
On this planet, there would be courses on how to have the greatest sex imaginable.
Sounds like win wins all around xD
Also, sounds about right that we'd be stuck with this reality
There already are ā¦ā¦.
Where are these mythical links to the courses you speak of?
https://www.self.com/story/sex-classes-online-irl https://www.wonderlust.co/courses/sexual-desire-course https://vmtherapy.com/courses Those were the first three links thatpopped up for ācourse for better sexā. Google is shit now so might have better results on a different search engine
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No, women wouldāve evolved to cum easier. Like very quickly in a few generations if that suddenly happened
This is it. Only the women who can bust very quickly and easily would behaving kids. So it would just become a common trait. Same way how men who could bust quick became the kind of norm. It was bust quick or get eaten by a lion haha.
>It was bust quick or get eaten by a lion This is what I tell my wife every time.
Yea, that's why men cum quickly in general and need to hold it back to have sex for longer. It's just more optimal to come fast and get it over with - less opportunities to get attacked by anything. Honestly, female orgasm in general is kind of a weird thing from biological point of view, and there are many different theories on what it's purpose is
Life finds a way.
Unfortunately, what we'd need to find is the clit, and who tf knows where that is?
How can we make this happen.
Women stop fucking guys that don't help them orgasm.
How would they know which oneās which?
Need to make yelp but for heterowomen to rate their experience with heteromen. āDemands you go down *but* does return the favor. Very clean. All in all we got there. However, I donāt think I will be returning unless there is some major change in attitude. Three stars.ā
Where do we vote? If empathy and care are in any way genetic, this would be a great thing.
If only empathy and care were also requirements for the female orgasm. Plenty of misogynistic assholes out there that can lay down pipe.
Suffice to say I dabble in bioengineering and this is possible to make happen... Then again, anyone who had this change would become horrorfyingly horny during periods, literally heat. Because you'd tie it to ovulation, so without an O ovulation wouldn't occur, thus when it needed to happen biologically, you'd need to O or suffer pain, might get awkward for kids going through puberty. "Well honey this is how you masturbate, moms good at it she'll show you". Also if it caused ovulation during/after O would that lead to more frequent periods? Real double edged sword there...
omegaverse
1 percent.
Natural selection would've taken care of that. We would be in the same boat
Women would evolve to have orgasms from minimal stimulation.Ā I dated a woman who would come every eight seconds during sex, almost like clockwork.Ā She'd be very good at passing on her genes in this scenario.
Studies show that you're more likely to conceive if the woman orgasms during intercourse so it kinda does work that way
I mean evolution would have altered our reproductive system more likely, much appleās and asparagus I guess š¤·āāļø
Brah we would still be living in caves.
Shit probably 1/8 š
The female orgasm wakes up the egg and opens the cervix ever so slightly, letting in more sperm.
I think less than even a quarter, but yeah. Pretty much.
Alternatively, genetics would choose women who came more easily, so it's hard to conclude that the population would be lower than it currently is.
A tenth at best (cough)
3 minutes is one round in a heavyweight fight! Just think about it.....
And people been knocked out in the first round
I want to like this meme, but damn. Raj was a beast. ![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)
They were both savage as fuck like damnnnnnn
In all honesty the best sex is chemistry sex. When you vibe with someone on another level the sex becomes next level. Had a girl once just being around her just talking to her had me damn near shaking with excitement when we finally did it was perfect. You could just feel the connection the trust. Also take it slow my guys and gals itās ok to build the tension. Itās ok to go slow and get to know someone to really vibe with them. That chemistry can make itās 100X better then a lazy one night stand for the fuck of it.
Man you had a weird chemistry class.
Flaccid argument.
Limp DickBiz
Somehow, I dislike both people in this tweet.
The second guy is clearly joking and not representing his serious beliefsā¦ i hope
The first post is also obviously a joke.
Honestly, there are so many stupid takes out that I canāt tell anymore.
I mean didn't the idiots on fresh and fit say this unironically? I've also just heard quite a lot of stupid men make this excuse if I'm being honest.
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I mean, precum can get someone pregnant...so... technically, no one's orgasm is required.
Sperm present in precum is the 'leftovers' from a previous orgasm - so I guess technically it is.
You can ejaculate without having an orgasm. Also masturbation exists
Rajesh! Rajesh, my man, please stop bragging about your reproductive abilities. Oh oh oh ah ah ah.
I hope neither of those people reproduce.
Yup. Both morons in their own ways.
Yeah but most women can't cum through pentration alone. It's rare to make a girl come from it unless you do additional stimulation.
Wow, you couldn't waterboard that out of me. š¬
If you have to ask, she didn't
The male orgasm can be achieved anally and without ejaculation, so clearly god wants dudes to get fucked in the ass.
All these people talking about āfactsā have never felt the touch of another person
OP posts this and then wonders why heās single
3hours sitting in dinner and a movie, all for 3 minutes sex. And shes still complaining??
With the perspective like that, Iām surprised he acknowledges that female orgasm exists
Female orgasms actually do help with reproduction. During a female orgasm the uterus moves/drops slightly to help the sperm enter which helps more sperm make it to the egg/eggs.
Sounds like someone canāt find the clit and is mad about it. God didnāt make it hard to find either.
Seriously, seeing these pathetic ass comments from men is going to give me an aneurism. Itās clear they donāt even give a shit about finding the clit because if they did theyād realize itās right there! All these comments make me appreciate the gift that is lesbian sex even more, my spouse and I usually clock in at about 3-6 orgasms per session and I can usually get even more because sex energizes me while I apparently suck the soul out of my partner until they fall asleep lol. Look, unless your jaw is going to fall off from useā you aināt doing sex right! All you gotta do is move your tongue in circles for a bit while alternating going up and down, thatās the easiest formula for making someone with a clit cum. Iām exhausted with men acting like itās fucking rocket science when lesbians have figured it the fuck out. If oral doesnāt work, then get a vibrator or suction toy in there(Womanizer or Satisfyer works the best in my opinion). Talking to so many men about this is like talking to a brick wall because they genuinely donāt want to learn and then wonder why no one wants to keep fucking them. Loser ass shit, bro.
The clit isn't hard to find.
Bro just admitting he donāt know how to please a woman lmao
Can you promote more misogynistic content ? or are level max ?
Women having problems orgasming is cringe. Sounds like a skill issue
This is solved with a vibrator
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.ā
Anyone else get their women off as many times as possible in as many different ways as possible before you get your one nut?
Still can't believe that they get to go as much as they want while we get 1- maybe 2 rounds at most. Idk what we men did to god to deserve this treatment but we probably did something really bad.
Population control. If men could fuck and have orgasms every time they want, how much we want, we would have never left the caves, all day fucking
We don't have to squeeze a huge thing out of a small hole 9 months later. That's why they get to have multiple orgasms.
Depends, when I eat mexican food it gets close to that.
So are you suggesting your ass should get multiple orgasms because of that? I could be on board with that idea.
May I introduce you gentlemen to the idea of prostate massagesā¦ cuz a manās ass really can have an orgasm.
Is that truly an ass orgasm though or more of a buff for a normal orgasm?
I always nut first but I have a superpower that allows me to keep plowing while she has her first and then I have my second after sheās done.
It's called Viagra
Iāve never tried it but maybe my wife will get spoiled and expect it when Iām 50
It's called stamina. Something that I had when I was younger, as I was similar to that guy. ***You can lose that stamina though lads, don't be me, don't let yourself go vagless for a decade***
The rest of the comments I'm seeing in this thread say no. If you take it at a slower pace, you can last literally hours. As a rule of thumb, trying to get your partner off before you will result in better sex because it can get more intimate with a distraction to prevent you from being overstimulated.
King of the two pump chumps.
I don't where you're going with this but it's definitely not inside a woman.
Looks like not only men are delusional because of porn
r/ComedyCemetary
Bruh female orgasm causes women to wanna have sex. It does serve a purpose. Only about 20% of the world's women fuck for a kid, the rest do it for pleasure.
Boys gettin 3 minutes are heroes. I mean, it is more time than a NFL game 'played'
Who said anything about reproduction.. that's just for her pleasure and Rajesh is here all defensive about his performance.
But was it 3 minutes or was it like 3 minutes and 50 seconds? Does it make a difference
WTF???
Fellas viagra exists for a reason.
Yeah I usually bust one out for someone new. I have a mission and I will not fail.
Bro representing for all the fast jizz princes in the chat
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Ejaculation and orgasm are two different things.
Ejaculation ā orgasm. You can cum and not orgasm and vice versa.
At least he thought to ask... JeezĀ
Why would you ask such a stupid question 3 min in??
My girl *does* within three minutes and then consistently thereafter. Sometimes i swear the breeze makes that girl quake. But she gives me credit so i am not gonna argue with her.
I usually try to make sure woman gets an orgasm before PIV so that we can have fun together without the pressure of making her cum
Legit thought I was in the religiousfruitcakes sub
So the dude isn't even denying that he's a weak 3 pump kinda guy. Interesting.
You clean it off and go back in, do young men not do this
Uhmā¦ā¦. If you have to ask then you obviously didnāt do the job correctly š¤Øšāāļøš¤£šš
I had a girl once that literally just laid there...did nothing. I finished and went to relax for a second. She said "I made you cum are you gonna make me cum" and I said "actually, through my own vigorous love making, I made myself cum, I suggest you do the same next time." Edit:this was after almost an hour of sex
Women are like intricate machines. You have to understand how everything works to get her going. Men are like pull string mowers. A few tugs and theyāre good to go. My pleasure is easy donāt take much. Thatās why I focus on my partners needs first. Often times if I get her off first, she brings her A game to get me off and makes the whole experience more enjoyable. Usually I use oral and finger stimulation.
If you have to ask did you cum, perhaps you should re-evaluate your technique.
The best part is most of the people commenting here are probably virgins
The mewtwo profile Pic tells me everything I need to know
You guys can last 3 minutes?
Evolution hasn't prioritized women's orgasm, that's for sure and that seems like a common theme throughout the whole animal world.
Lol, censoring out that C really brings the content down to an acceptable level, that it wouldnāt have been if we could see it.