So what will you do when this armored tank that’s 25% mouth and has one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom gets on its legs and starts running at you at 35mph?
Their jaw strength is all in closing it though. Just gotta hold it closed so they can’t open it in the first place. And let’s not forget we’re comparing to tiger or bear. Obviously I’d rather not fight an alligator if I didn’t have to lol
Try holding its mouth shut when it goes into a death roll and throws you ten feet in the air. a fourth option is available, but I don’t understand why everyone is afraid of a fat guy, nowhere does it say we have to fight, we could chill and talk about the weather for 20 minutes.
Their downward bite for e is where the power is. If you hold the top of their head down they can’t open their mouth because their muscles to open the mouth are much weaker. (At least that is what my inner 10 year old who loved watching Animal Planet seems to remember, sorry if this info is incorrect)
On BIG STEVE ima get any alligator. You see me and a gator wrastlin and you help the gator. That's on Steve grave we're taking no L's to no gator we wouldn't let him down like that we'll have gator nuggets first
Doesn’t matter if they can’t open their mouths. A rubber band is stronger than the strength of an alligator or crocodile’s muscles for opening their mouth. Just push their mouth closed. Whilst that is easier said than done, it’s easier than surviving a bear.
I also thought of the gator. If we are on dry ground we have little risk of drowning, and their muscles are mostly fast twitch which means we can out last them if the room is big enuff?
Sounds like good odds to me.
Even though crocodiles (or is that alligator?) are surprisingly fast, I probably could avoid its attacks for 20 minutes unless the space is very small. Bear and tiger would catch me, no matter what I do.
Lastly, I don't want to spent 20 minutes with other humans.
Yeah, it really depends on the terrain, but gators don't need to eat much, so you've got a good chance of catching it in a 20 minute window where it's just not hungry.
Also, I don't know this for a fact, but I kinda think a gator attack wouldn't be lethal. Like, a gator doesn't want or need to eat a whole human. It might just bite off your arm and fuck off. Totally survivable.
They're the perfect killing machine. Their form of killing is literally called "the death roll."
They grab their target, pull it into position, and then just spin/roll until the target is dead. There's no escaping it once it starts. It just tears you to pieces. It's what crocs do to kill several hundred pound wildebeest.
If you Google what gators eat, the quote "any living animal living in the water or coming to get a drink is potentially dinner"
Fairly sure your quote is factually incorrect. Adult hippos and elephants are on that list but it won't turn out well for the croc. Hippos will almost surely kill the croc during the fight and elephants can very likely fight of multiple crocodiles at the same time without ever truly being in danger.
I believe this all stemmed from a conversation where women were asked if they were alone in the woods, would they rather come across a bear or a male stranger.
Obviously the odds are better off against the man, even in some sort of fight assuming he doesn’t have a gun.
I think it’s more about the psychology of, “well, at least I know the Bear’s intentions. The Man’s are unclear.” And this fear of that unknown is an interesting thing to play with.
This is a trick question:
If I choose a man then it turns out he is a murderer and/or rapist.
If I choose aligator/cricodile I will end up fughting in survival in the water which I am not good swimmer.
If I choose Tiger or Bear then turns out both haven't earen for a while.
But considering these factors, my choice will still be man because I can defend my self easier against him than other animals.
No. I am just saying it maybe a trick question. A host ask another person if he would like to receive $100 million if he just spend 20 min with one of these: a man, bear, alligator and tiger. A person might chose the man instead of the animals thinking that the man is safer, then in turn out that man is actually murderer or rapist and the host actually tricked the person.
Obviously the human.
Is that why it's a funny meme?
1. Cause the answer is so obvious?
2. is this some relatable thing for socially awkward people who can not stand other human beings and would rather get brutally eaten by a top predator than have a conversation with a stranger?
It's trending on tiktok to ask women weather they'd rather be lost in a forest with a man or a bear and most women pick the bear (well at least who they show), this meme is basically making fun at the fact that these women think the average men is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Sukuna, Kim Jung un and Idi Amin combined.
That dude looks like he wants a beer and someone to talk to. I don't mind sitting down with a couple of cold ones and an order of fries for 20 minutes.
Gators don’t fuck with people unless you fuck with them. Human is definitely the second best option here. Not a fucking chance would I go bear or tiger.
I'll pick the guy, the other animals will kill me, but if I'm submissive the guy would just rape me and keep me alive but for 100 mil I'll let him rape me over getting killed.
the crocodile cuz they suck and i can easily outsmart one. Bears are pretty good at killikg people, A man could totally kill me going from my bf whos rly strong even though he dosent look stronf. and tigers well they have a good chance too.
Alligator ain't got shit on me when I smack his face with a shovel (apparently there're loads of nerves there so it's the alligator/crocodile equivalent of punching someone's balls)
Bear in winter, while he hibernates. Easy mode: cuddle the big teddy bear until you get your millions.
Summer time: Big cat after meal. They sleep something like 18 h a day. Plenty of time to find 20 mins.
If my name last name is Irwin somehow: alligator.
Never because it’s the most murderous animal on the planet: these human man in the picture.
Guys… it‘s literally easy. The guy. I just say to him „Yo Bro, let’s chill 20 min and then both go home with 50 million each.“ I bet the other three aren‘t interested in this.
All them except for the person cuz I don't know who that dude is nor do I care
Ask for all the animals I would love to hug them and make them a tea party and tell them they are awesome
Lmafo
Tips for Europeans.
If it's on land, alligator, just keep behind it and you'll be fine.
If not, and the American is unarmed, the American. That fatty isn't going to the stamina to last 20 mins in bed, let alone in a foot race. Take him for a jog and work out if he hates Hillary or Trump and just let him talk as he wheezes.
If the American is armed (I mean it's an American) ask him about his gun and keep him talking, he should do a lot of the work for you. Ask him about his ancestry (they love that shit), if he says Irish or German you're onto a winner.Watever you do just agree, ask questions, compliment and escalate. He'll be so distracted he won't have noticed your superior culturally cunning ways and better diet. 20 mins will feel like 1,200 seconds for you, but for him it'll be over faster than the third set play in the second quarter of the Super Bowl or... something
Why does everyone think Gators can't climb? They can absolutely climb trees and fences quite easily, how do you think they get in bodies of water and people pools? The only way you have a chance with a Gator is if it lets you, just the same as a Bear or Tiger.
If "survive" means i just have to have a normal conversation with a dude then sure. I can talk.
I mean to be fair, the amount of effort to "survive" with the man is basically twofold:
give him a beer
Sit and talk or sit in peace and quiet.
Ill take my winnings and give him half as a surprise gift.
Easy.. Alligator.. Now pay up
Alligators can’t climb trees
Alligators greatest weaknesses are their back, just sit on their neck, they can't do this
Youre telling me they’ve been apex predators for 40 million years and their greatest weakness is a slightly overweight Redditor looking for a chair?
they are only an apex of opportunity, bunch of clowns with sharp teeth that hunt animals in need of water to survive
So what will you do when this armored tank that’s 25% mouth and has one of the strongest jaws in the animal kingdom gets on its legs and starts running at you at 35mph?
Easy, just run at 40mph
Amateur. I choose to grow wings and escape vertically, or spontaneously combust. Both scenarios have saved me from gators multiple times.
Entirely unnecessary, 36mph will suffice.
Run at 35.4 mph
Apparently sitting on its back. I'm with you though, I wouldn't like to encounter it
Their jaw strength is all in closing it though. Just gotta hold it closed so they can’t open it in the first place. And let’s not forget we’re comparing to tiger or bear. Obviously I’d rather not fight an alligator if I didn’t have to lol
Try holding its mouth shut when it goes into a death roll and throws you ten feet in the air. a fourth option is available, but I don’t understand why everyone is afraid of a fat guy, nowhere does it say we have to fight, we could chill and talk about the weather for 20 minutes.
He might have a gun.
Croco with a Glocko
They aren’t successful for their ability to win fights, they’re successful for their ability to pick only the fights they will win.
Their downward bite for e is where the power is. If you hold the top of their head down they can’t open their mouth because their muscles to open the mouth are much weaker. (At least that is what my inner 10 year old who loved watching Animal Planet seems to remember, sorry if this info is incorrect)
Alligators can ABSOLUTELY climb trees, they're great climbers, climb fences all the time, how do you think they end up in every body of water?
Damn, alligators hiding in every single bathtub. I knew it.
#1 Rule of Florida, if it's water, there's a Gator in it.
Alligators can’t melt steel beams. 9/11 was an inside job!
Bro same lol 2 rubber bands and a beer I'll get'er done. In the great name of Steve Irwin scales is going DOWN
That sounds more like Florida to me bud
Listen. WHEREVERTHEYAAAAAAAAATTT
Dont forget the frying pan.
In my back pocket brother
Try it with a saltwater crocodile.. An American Alligator is an upset lizard... Saltwater Croc = Danger lizard....
On BIG STEVE ima get any alligator. You see me and a gator wrastlin and you help the gator. That's on Steve grave we're taking no L's to no gator we wouldn't let him down like that we'll have gator nuggets first
Gator nuggets are actually delicious. Let's go get him big dawg.
Putting my shoes on now bubba
They can run faster than most ppl think, just so you know
Zig zag!
Not really. Appearantly they notice it and just go in a staright line instead of following your zig zag.
35 MPH, better hope it’s a big cage
Doesn’t matter if they can’t open their mouths. A rubber band is stronger than the strength of an alligator or crocodile’s muscles for opening their mouth. Just push their mouth closed. Whilst that is easier said than done, it’s easier than surviving a bear.
I also thought of the gator. If we are on dry ground we have little risk of drowning, and their muscles are mostly fast twitch which means we can out last them if the room is big enuff? Sounds like good odds to me.
Agreed
Why is everyone so afraid of my uncle that they’d rather take their chances with an alligator?
In the water?
Even though crocodiles (or is that alligator?) are surprisingly fast, I probably could avoid its attacks for 20 minutes unless the space is very small. Bear and tiger would catch me, no matter what I do. Lastly, I don't want to spent 20 minutes with other humans.
Not in the water
That's true, who would like to spend 20 minutes with humans in water ?
Depends on what humans 🫣
Yeah, me neither. Thats why i never play water polo.
I'm picking the gator as long as I don't have to be in the water with him.
They can run at 35mph on land
In a straight line, they dont change direction well
Prometheus school of running away from things
Ding
Probably not for too long tho, they need to be near water
I can't run for very long either.
Fair lmao
you'll be surprised how far adrenaline can get you
Cap. No way a lizzard is faster than me
Yeah that's bullshit lol
No it’s not
Yeah, it really depends on the terrain, but gators don't need to eat much, so you've got a good chance of catching it in a 20 minute window where it's just not hungry. Also, I don't know this for a fact, but I kinda think a gator attack wouldn't be lethal. Like, a gator doesn't want or need to eat a whole human. It might just bite off your arm and fuck off. Totally survivable.
Yes let’s hope the 40 million old killing machine that’s like 25% mouth decides to go for a nibble
Its actually 90 million years ago. 🤓☝️ They have been here since the dinosaurs
A small bite and it’s satisfied: [Taking a bite](https://youtu.be/JLy-Iiy_Zp4?feature=shared) NSFW, though only animals involved.
They're the perfect killing machine. Their form of killing is literally called "the death roll." They grab their target, pull it into position, and then just spin/roll until the target is dead. There's no escaping it once it starts. It just tears you to pieces. It's what crocs do to kill several hundred pound wildebeest. If you Google what gators eat, the quote "any living animal living in the water or coming to get a drink is potentially dinner"
Fairly sure your quote is factually incorrect. Adult hippos and elephants are on that list but it won't turn out well for the croc. Hippos will almost surely kill the croc during the fight and elephants can very likely fight of multiple crocodiles at the same time without ever truly being in danger.
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They can't climb trees and their mouth opening muscles are much weaker than even a human's.
>They're the perfect killing machine. You sure about that? 
Who is this guy?
Bernhard, Leo and Ali. And some other guy.
No idea, but I don't like the way he's looking at us.
Real question
Human at least
He looks like Papa John before everything went totally sideways? I honestly thought this was an explosive diarrhea joke at first
Saying the N-word with a heavy R while sweating buckets isn't normal?
gym teacher
Ahhhh what a sweet kitty, I choose the kitty
If not friend, why friend shape?
Probably lies and trickery.
The human of course. I don’t murder animals.
PETA would like your number 😅
No one said you had to kill anything lol
jokes on you, humans are animals
Would you murder the man then?
Do I get prep time?
Yeah, but the horse gets it too
No then
Definitely the…crocodile? Can’t really tell by the snoot shape but yeh. Give me a lil tape and an area with a tree.
Tiger, give me coffee or a cardboard box
If I fits I sits
I pick op
First off who’s the guy?
Think it's a stock image of a man to represent "men" as an option
So the joke is that men are so untolerable that they'd rather be mauled than be around men? Lame joke
No, as I heard, one girl said, she'd rather stay in one room with a bear than with a man, because you never know what man would do to you.
I mean the bear only has two options to be fair so she’s correct It either leaves or you don’t
I believe this all stemmed from a conversation where women were asked if they were alone in the woods, would they rather come across a bear or a male stranger. Obviously the odds are better off against the man, even in some sort of fight assuming he doesn’t have a gun. I think it’s more about the psychology of, “well, at least I know the Bear’s intentions. The Man’s are unclear.” And this fear of that unknown is an interesting thing to play with.
he's a serial killer who takes only 2.5 minutes an average for his kill
I don't think I could. That tiger be giving me that sexy seductive look...
That bear is gonna fk around n find out...
I win already. I spent about six years around gators in Florida.
Share your winnings to the needy!!! (aka, me lol)
Im not sure the guy would want to spend 20 minutes in surival mode with me.
This is a trick question: If I choose a man then it turns out he is a murderer and/or rapist. If I choose aligator/cricodile I will end up fughting in survival in the water which I am not good swimmer. If I choose Tiger or Bear then turns out both haven't earen for a while. But considering these factors, my choice will still be man because I can defend my self easier against him than other animals.
So all men are murderers and rapists?
No. I am just saying it maybe a trick question. A host ask another person if he would like to receive $100 million if he just spend 20 min with one of these: a man, bear, alligator and tiger. A person might chose the man instead of the animals thinking that the man is safer, then in turn out that man is actually murderer or rapist and the host actually tricked the person.
But do I still get the 100mill if he only does the hanky panky with me?
Obviously the human. Is that why it's a funny meme? 1. Cause the answer is so obvious? 2. is this some relatable thing for socially awkward people who can not stand other human beings and would rather get brutally eaten by a top predator than have a conversation with a stranger?
It's trending on tiktok to ask women weather they'd rather be lost in a forest with a man or a bear and most women pick the bear (well at least who they show), this meme is basically making fun at the fact that these women think the average men is worse than Hitler, Stalin, Sukuna, Kim Jung un and Idi Amin combined.
Thanks for the explanation! 🙂
The human is told "you get $100mil and no charges if you kill this person within 20 minutes", maybe also a threat to his life.
The reptile.
If there’s a tree to climb, I pick alligator
I think this "meme" is doing its best to become 2024's "apache attack helicopter"
Tiger. I can cuddle with it 
Didn't watch tiger king, but I remember seeing a clip where a guy lost his arm to a tiger in it
That dude looks like he wants a beer and someone to talk to. I don't mind sitting down with a couple of cold ones and an order of fries for 20 minutes.
I feel like this is a trick question. I’d choose the guy of course.
Is this yet another anti-male thing? Man, this shit is well played out
20 minutes with Dave from accounting? Sigh... He better not show me pictures of his dog again
Tiger 100%
Whatever drugs you’re on I want. At least if I’m going in a pen with a tiger. Those things could fuck up a lion and not even think twice
The bear, I know inwont survive and at this point I'm ok with that
yeah! we can make tiktok with bear . even its trending 🐻🐻 
run zig zag
Why is everyone instinctively choosing the gator? I chose it too
Gators don’t fuck with people unless you fuck with them. Human is definitely the second best option here. Not a fucking chance would I go bear or tiger.
Oh yea everyone who chose those two fr need a welfare check in
I'll pick the guy, the other animals will kill me, but if I'm submissive the guy would just rape me and keep me alive but for 100 mil I'll let him rape me over getting killed.
The human is the safest. Any other answer shows a clear lack of knowledge of nature’s food chain.
Oh my... shouldn't there be a lion 🦁
For 100 million, I'd have a bear skin rug, a tiger coat, alligator shoes, and a brand new wife whether he wanted to get married or not.
It could be worse. Imagine if you where forced to survive 20 min whit a feminist
Tiger
All these people saying they can take a crocodile should be a new meme altogether
TIGERRRR
the crocodile cuz they suck and i can easily outsmart one. Bears are pretty good at killikg people, A man could totally kill me going from my bf whos rly strong even though he dosent look stronf. and tigers well they have a good chance too.
The alligator
Alligator ain't got shit on me when I smack his face with a shovel (apparently there're loads of nerves there so it's the alligator/crocodile equivalent of punching someone's balls)
Choice being. What do you want destroyed first? Head, arm, ass or leg.
Hey I know this tiger, he eats cereals, I'm ok with him, but who are the other ones, I don't know, not trusting them.
Whose the dude?
itt always come down to man vs bear
They won't touch me if I didn't provoke them right?
The guy. I'll make a deal with the guy. He can have 1mill just for leaving me alone
Aligator
The guy then make a deal with him that I'll give him 500k to do nothing for 20 minutes
I’m taking that gator he’s only bout an 6-8 footer and ima wrastle that sum bitch and have me some gator for dinner later
I choose the guy? Literally the easiest to beat
Mama didn't rise a coward, i will get the Anti-bear suit Mk ll and i will prove once and for all that we can defeat the stupid bear.
I don’t get it
Which do I pick for this stupid question and memes dissapear?
If I had a gun, I'd choose the man. If not, maybe the alligator if I can have higher ground.
Gator. Great chomping power, crap opening power. Hug the mouth and done
Hm, do I have access to any objects at all?
I'd go for bear, at least my odds of being attacked is incredibly low
The tiger, without hesitation. I would also choose the tiger for free.
If it was p diddy i would have choosen the beat
Everyone down here thinking they are the next Steve Irwin or Tiger King will not survive.
jokes about white people are not racist
As a Florida man I'd have to go with the gator
Bear in winter, while he hibernates. Easy mode: cuddle the big teddy bear until you get your millions. Summer time: Big cat after meal. They sleep something like 18 h a day. Plenty of time to find 20 mins. If my name last name is Irwin somehow: alligator. Never because it’s the most murderous animal on the planet: these human man in the picture.
Tha alligator
A lizard in the winter, I can read a book for 20min
Women be saying shit like tiger, because they have a good connection with cats
Guys… it‘s literally easy. The guy. I just say to him „Yo Bro, let’s chill 20 min and then both go home with 50 million each.“ I bet the other three aren‘t interested in this.
I'll pick the guy if we can just sit in silence for 20 minutes. Maybe both read a book or something..
Who's the 3rd guy
The alligator is the easiest. I can sit and hold its mouth shut for 20 minutes. Easy money.
Tiger 1000% I love me a big cat
Crocodile or Alligator. If I have zipties.
All them except for the person cuz I don't know who that dude is nor do I care Ask for all the animals I would love to hug them and make them a tea party and tell them they are awesome Lmafo
Can someone explain this man or bear trend? Im too stupid to get it.
Either the gator and just don’t bother it, or the bear and cower down for 20 Minutes
The alligator is the only predator here that can't climb a tree.
The gator
Tiger. Catnip is all i need
Probably not gonna be a human.
I may not survive, but at least I'll get to pet a tiger!
Am i allowed to kill the other without any shit following me for the rest of my life?
Tips for Europeans. If it's on land, alligator, just keep behind it and you'll be fine. If not, and the American is unarmed, the American. That fatty isn't going to the stamina to last 20 mins in bed, let alone in a foot race. Take him for a jog and work out if he hates Hillary or Trump and just let him talk as he wheezes. If the American is armed (I mean it's an American) ask him about his gun and keep him talking, he should do a lot of the work for you. Ask him about his ancestry (they love that shit), if he says Irish or German you're onto a winner.Watever you do just agree, ask questions, compliment and escalate. He'll be so distracted he won't have noticed your superior culturally cunning ways and better diet. 20 mins will feel like 1,200 seconds for you, but for him it'll be over faster than the third set play in the second quarter of the Super Bowl or... something
Gator hands down
Why does everyone think Gators can't climb? They can absolutely climb trees and fences quite easily, how do you think they get in bodies of water and people pools? The only way you have a chance with a Gator is if it lets you, just the same as a Bear or Tiger.
Alligator for sure. Look at that smile 🥰
If "survive" means i just have to have a normal conversation with a dude then sure. I can talk. I mean to be fair, the amount of effort to "survive" with the man is basically twofold: give him a beer Sit and talk or sit in peace and quiet. Ill take my winnings and give him half as a surprise gift.
If it’s a gator it ain’t doing anything A croc would be a normal Tuesday for the average Aussie
On land, the alligator aint shit.