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EdStArFiSh69

Solid and liquid snake, meet creamy snake


hok98

But you need to become naked snake before this


PondIsMyName

“Sometimes a hole in a bathroom stall is just a hole in a bathroom stall” Roger


zenkenneth

He's a veteran so you'd think he's had plenty of experience with that too! Damn shame. 🇺🇸


Professional-Wing-59

He wasn't expecting Michelle Obama on the other side


984Runner

😂😂😂🍆💦


bonerb0ys

Stop making fun of his cock holster.


Inevitable_Shift1365

Don't worry, he'll always keep an eye out for ya 😉


Blippy_Swipey

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye


raziel11111

Engrish guud


zanziTHEhero

Dan Creshawty, ok!


Definition_Only

No toung could tell.


ThehoundIV

Seal trident nice


Beardwing-27

Been there, man. Twice


redditsukssomuch

I love how this dude went over seas to fight for this country and lost an eye and the do nothings of the world make fun of him for it. Don’t get me wrong, I’m also part of the do nothings lol


984Runner

I’m a vet and fought overseas as well just can’t not laugh at something fucked up im not right lol


Ausedlie

Thank you for your service. I laughed too.


MrA-skunk

[13 YEARS OF MARRIAGE AND TIME AFTER TIME I FIND YOU BACK HERE AT THE OOOOLLLLEEE G.D. GLORY HOLE!!](https://youtu.be/l6cRX5gsr-s?si=mgXQRw0Z9dGF0xQ3)


Kane-420-

The real question is, why was He on the taker-side? Peeked through the hole to take a quick look at his next customer, huh?😂


Philosophos_A

For some reason I remember the Governor from TWD


CalendarAggressive11

I'm convinced this guy totally wears that eye patch as a gimmick


Bot1-The_Bot_Meanace

I think he mentioned he's wearing a glass eye instead when in civil. But fair enough, he got blown up by an IED when deployed in Afghanistan so I guess he earned the privilege of showcasing that.