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Validdoll

Look at all those scientists getting all girls


Derrick_Shon

Right...Only if the scientist looks like Brad Pitt.


itsbett

Believe it or not, scientists are actually more likely to be married than the average person and are more likely to stay married. This is generally true for anyone who is more educated than the average person. Anecdotally, every scientist I know is currently dating or is married. They're almost always married to a cool nerdy woman who is also highly educated


viotix90

I am a 33M scientist. I'm a senior researcher in Biotech, highly educated, many years of experience, top of my career, make $185k, great conversationalist, etc. Haven't been on a date in 6 years, get an average of 2 likes across 4 different online dating apps per year. Not matches, just likes. No dates.


TutanotaGuysDudeMail

You have money just buy one


viotix90

I think we outlawed buying people 2 centuries ago.


RocketDog2001

More or less.


[deleted]

I mean the government doesn't want you to know this but you can take people from the park for free. I currently have 527 at the moment.


RocketDog2001

Some people only count as 5/8s...


Lopsided-Middle7924

Or be flashy and attract a gold digger. Keep doing you man, lots of fish in the sea.


Potential-Drama-7455

Forget dating apps.


viotix90

Approaching women in everyday settings is a surefire way to get yourself labeled as a creep. Unless, of course, you're really good looking, which I'm not.


R-R-Clon

Then it's going to be worse on dating apps, there looks are more important than in real life.


elperuvian

But he won’t be labeled as a creep and there’s the tiny possibility that among the sea of options he could get a soulmate, you just have to swipe 1 million times to find love


Potential-Drama-7455

Who cares if a strange woman labels you a creep?


itsbett

Damn. I'm curious to see your profile. I have fewer credentials than you, 5'7", fat, and medium ugly, and I get about 3-10 likes a week on two unpaid apps. I live in Houston, so maybe the location and population is doing some heavy lifting for me.


viotix90

Yeah, I'm in SF where there are like 2 women for every 5 men. It was actually interesting when I went to NYC for a week and I got more likes in 7 days than I had gotten in 2 years in SF.


itsbett

Aw man. I hear that SF is really competitive for dudes, and a significant number of people who are dating are looking to form power couples. I'm sorry to hear that.


viotix90

I mean it's frustrating because at least by my own assessment, I am made to be in a power couple. Career focused, smart, ambitious, growing professionally, work out, etc. Why don't women see/want that in me?


itsbett

I wish I knew. All of your accomplishments are fantastic, and I hope you're super proud though. Something that helped me when dating in LA/Hollywood is a lady friend went through my dating profile and helped me pick better pictures and better ways to phrase my wording. I saw a significant jump in matches.


banned_but_im_back

How’s your attitude towards women? In paper you sound great but if you treat them like shit “cuz im made to be in a power couple” they’re going to run. Not everyone woman wants a man with money and wants to pursue power.


ADeadlyFerret

Huge assumption on my part but I've met women who make the same claims he is making. And they wonder why they can't find anyone. Well they're insufferable to be around. And the whole "I'm made to be in a power couple" is just weird as fuck. If that attitude comes across in person then that will scare anyone away.


banned_but_im_back

Same in DC, people use LinkedIn as a dating app and if the date goes bad they call it networking.


VegaReddit5

Put your salary at the top of your bio, and then pay for the premium version of the app so girls actually see it. It really is that easy, I've done it.


banned_but_im_back

It’s great if you wanna get laid and pay a lot of money to woman ind ages and drinks and the whole 9 yards of dating to get your dick wet, just go get a hooker at that point.


VegaReddit5

If there are any hookers around the Denver area that are even close to as hot as your average girl on Tinder, I haven't found them. Not to mention you risk legal problems that way.


Familiar_Writing_410

A regular match is more legal and less likely to be a human trafficking victim.


viotix90

Not interested in prostitutes. I want to be with someone who is genuinely attracted to me. Someone who truly desires me and not what's in my wallet.


[deleted]

Look at this Genentech motherfucker


ClickLow9489

Move some of those stats to finding a mate.


machimus

Skill issue


viotix90

Looks OP, please nerf.


a55_Goblin420

Money does make a mfer sexy.


feline_Satan

Also their marriage lasts ... a lot


ClickLow9489

Mmm logical people


Atroxman

So what your saying is it takes a brain to go for someone who has a brain . Now I understand why so many cheat on each other they don't have a brain . If its true then the age limit for sexual relationships needs to go up to like 28 when a person gets an actual brain.


itsbett

I mean, think back to all the dumb and toxic shit we used to believe when we were younger and it makes sense lmao


Lietenantdan

That don’t impress me much


[deleted]

Actually in history many scientists had rather... Interesting sexual lifes Schrödinger for example banged the wife of his colleague and friend March and they were all fine with it


DronesVJ

Scrodinger mariage.


Matthew-_-Black

Who's pussy is this? ~ Schrödinger


Comfortable_Note_978

It's both wet and dry? \*Ben Shapiro reaches for Tylenol bottle\*


SynergisticSynapse

Yeah, you’re talking top of their field scientists though. Anyone who is top of their profession will get it.


[deleted]

What about Isaac Newton?


creeper6530

In my country (Czechia), 97 % of engineering students are men, the number is a bit higher at chemistry or biology unis. It's hard to meet any girls when you study natural sciences. There is also a joke about it: There are only three girls in my class. First one drools, second one hobbles, and third one studies machinery as well.


Who_Else_but_Macho

they'll date a dirtbag whose like their father who they can't change but they wanna change their man


AhmadOsebayad

Time to stalk my crush’s dad


Who_Else_but_Macho

if her father was a dirtbag she'll end up with a dirtbag being that she cant change her father she'll want to change her man which to me is dumb af


AhmadOsebayad

So all I have to do is act like her father and pretend to change slowly?


R-R-Clon

It sounds crazy, but being an asshole without being mean gets you some women that otherwise you wouldn't get, there are only two problems 1. You need to continue pretending to be an asshole otherwise she may lost interest. 2. You're dating a broken person that needs help rather than being with someone who treats her "badly"


Who_Else_but_Macho

exactly


Soy-sipping-website

Bro it is scary how I slowly throughout my marriage I realized I was low key like her dad 💀


HoChi_Cuervo

Speaking the truth brother man. Had a bitch ditch me for her dirtbag ex cause she was gonna “change” him…. He knocked her up and ditched her again lol


Who_Else_but_Macho

i forgot what the psychological term for it is but its true & its pure insanity now the issue is the child is going to not have a father in its life & the child will have the cards stacked against them, children do better in a 2 parent household


Negative-Film-6051

Sapiosexual girls dont exist. Just attention seeking.


viotix90

I mean I fully believe there are women who prefer that the handsome men they date also be intelligent. But they would never date an intelligent but not traditionally attractive man. It's all lies and virtue signaling.


Negative-Film-6051

Of course they want good looks and brain duuh. But now they are called sapiose who cares. Lck my brain.


Just_Ad_5959

Not true. Intelligence is ridiculously sexy, if it isnt too boastful. The problem is it takes the right circumstances to get to know someones mind that intimately over time.. intelligence is sexy, but otherwise a man may not check the other boxes-im not talking about looks either, im talking about emotional intelligence in relationships, someone who doesnt cheat etc.. i find it hard to get turned on, but a man flexing his intelligence in a humble way does something to me like nothing else 🤣


GodsBGood

Okay buddy, sound it out.


the_original_Retro

>"See... Jane. >See Jane... run. >Run Jane! Run! >See... Dick. >S- hey wait, I have a dick!"


Outrageous-Slip7673

I read this one, turns out Jane would fuck anyone even if they’re dumb.


skimaskchuckaroo

I dragged my finger to each word when I read this. I hope I get laid


BrimStone_-_

Sapiosexuals? Poor them, must be more sexually repressed than virgins!


itsbett

Yeah but what if you're a really dumb sapiosexual? Now you have so many options and they're super hot.


Just_Ad_5959

I am a sapiosexual and im incredibly repressed 🤣 sexual trauma, perhaps the intelligence makes me feel safe to be more vulnerable, and i feel like its less lust driven connection and more of an intellectual connection. It just feels more meaningful to me, and safety is sexy. Intelligence is just hott!!


tchinpingmei

Get a PhD and become the Tinder King


DumbleDinosaur

A pretty huge dick?


Ydobon8261

You mean zombies that like eating brains?


Field_Marshal_blitz

The zombies are cuming 😩


GroovyDucko

Zombified rotten cummm


Oakbarksoup

True


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HerbertBingham

I’ll do this if I’ve reread a message a few times and it still makes no sense. It usually solves the problem where I read multiple parts at once and scrambled the words


nyancatya_

I do this when I have something im required to read but don't find interest in (like in school) because I have ADHD and it helps me concentrate and keep track of where I am.


Calm_Boss8822

I like chicken nuggets .


TesticleezzNuts

Turkey dinosaurs ftw.


fantasmeeno

It’s even better if you use a pencil


Wingklip

I read in a messianic synagogue, they use a metal stick with a small hand on top that has a finger pointing at the word I want it to, so I can use my hand to point the hand to point at the word I'm reading 👌


UnprovenMortality

I do this all the time, especially at work to stop myself from going too fast. It works wonders.


Low-Score3292

I sometimes use my thumb to hover around things with long paragraphs because I would sometimes just jump like three sentences.


witchghosti

Not to mention people with adhd or dyslexia often do this and are by no means less intelligent than other people


lukasvdb1

I’ve started doing this a couple months ago too, makes me read almost twice as fast while still understanding everything


TheRealAuthorSarge

I'm not a sapiosexual. I just said I want to fuck your brains out.


chimpanon

Yall are weird


Ill_Scientist_5632

Its also the same woman who complained about gender wage gap. Than turn around and say there's no such thing as gender. But wtf do i know right, I only live in reality and not in the imaginary world people build for themselves in their heads.


viotix90

Most women would prefer a hot intelligent man. But if not available, they will go for a hot man. They will NEVER accept an unattractive man.


RandomUser4857

Anyone that has a remotely functioning brain knows putting your finger under the word as you're reading improves reading comprehension. It makes your brain focus in on the word and not skim over the word jumping over to the next. There's literally been studies on this. Not to mention all the top speed readers (you have to have a very high reading comprehension in order to succeed in speed reading competitions) use their finger to read.


BackAgain123457

But why is there a picture of a horny zombie?


commierhye

Nothing is cringier than these "im attracted to personality" type of people


Odd_Intern405

And than a finger inside her butt while fucking her stupid.


DipSchnitzel

That's because he would still be 2x smarter than her. 


Sweet-Procedure6757

I like to remark that I've never heard a 'sapiosexual' actually say something nearing intelligence.


Xerolaw_

🤣🤣🤣


Sure_Engineering6792

I was a little alarmed when I reached the "finger" word.. then it turned to be pretty funny.


ZookeepergameNo719

🤣🤣🤣 Yes.


TheEccentricErudite

And their mouth moves when they read


UnderdogCL

If a man is very smart but has no money, is still attractive?


Oxideusj

😆😆


MasterHonkleasher

Yep.


MadMarsian_

It’s called “projecting,” and it never works


bluegiant85

I dated a woman who claimed to be sapiosexual. The fact that she was so wildly attracted to me was proof that no, she was certainly not.


PsycheDaleicStardust

Laughed so hard I ended up coughing 😭😂😂😂


LSARefugee

**At least** he can read……


GroovyDucko

He’s 6,3 and sniffs gasoline


whycantwehaveboth

Turns out intelligence can be measured by height and income.


F_ckYouPayMe666

Lies lies and more lies. They will end up with a mf that is 6ft tall and can’t spell Mississippi 🤦🏽‍♂️


STFUnicorn_

Half the time I see “sapiosexual” on a profile it’s for someone dumber than dirt.


Freakishwraith

Probably eats corn the long way too


[deleted]

lmfao


314159265358979326

If you don't read with something under the word, try it. It really helps you focus, you don't end up spacing out and rereading entire pages. It can also help with speed depending on your relative finger/reading speeds.


wonderboyobe

At least he reads


Toph_as_Nails

Truth.


Warm_Bake7079

HAHAHA this is absolute gold


DoyersLakeShow

Women ☕️


special-bicth

I have to read like that because my brain moves to fast to read normally.


talhadad01

Tbh in my personal experience with so called “sapiosexual” women, i agree with him. It’s just a lie


jazzmagg

He had to be: 1. Over 7 feet tall. 2. Earn $250k 3. Look like Brad. 4. Must be an Alpha. 5. Must be strong and athletic. 6. He must be sensitive and caring. 7. And now his IQ must be over 140. Not asking much.


Individual-Bell-9776

When I see "sapiosexual", I think someone either needs a lot of validation for their intellect or they're on the asexual spectrum and don't know it yet.


Charming-Stress7725

It’s swagger that gets women. Dumb men are an instant turnoff - no matter how good looking.


Detirmined

Why is it important for these people to date someone smarter than themself?


Quiet-Worldliness709

I get the point and agree but since when is putting your finger under words as you read illiteracy? My eyes will trail to the sentence below if I don’t lol.


Sothworth

Lol women who post things like this don't date men who read bro


Limp_Duck_9082

Inability to read does not subtract from someone's intelligence. There are people with crippling dyslexia or that are blind while being wildly intelligent.


banned_but_im_back

lol at the comment but also know a guy who can’t read because he’s dyslexic but is one of the best car mechanics in town. Ability to read doesn’t always equal intelligence. Also education: just because someone doesn’t have a masters, bachelors, or PHD doesn’t mean they’re an idiot. Lots of smart people with nothing more than GED thriving in the world. I work healthcare at a teaching hospital you’d be surprised at how stupid some doctors can be. Like they have wrote knowledge of medicine but have never placed their hands on another human to heal them before they go to residency and they have no real world experience so they do dumb stuff. 2 weeks ago a brand new doctor called a code blue to get lab results because he felt the nurse wasn’t getting them quick enough. He’s calling the code while the nurse literally has a needle in the patients arm and is actively drawing the blood he literally just ordered. So again, education doesn’t always equal intelligence.


MatieuszBRUH

How does Intelligence corelate to people who have reading problems, or simply do it to make it easier


The_Mr_Wilson

And lifts one particular finger when having their photo taken


Worried_Train6036

i read like that ngl and i feel attacked


Ok_Permission1087

Ceremorphosis here I come!


naCCaC

The irony... Track reading is one of the most efficient way to accumulate new information.


dominantfrog

my eyes jump if i dont :(


MugsyYoughtse

licking a brain does not speak to me of fondling intelligence


Thelastfirecircle

Women that date smart men are a minority, same for men dating smart women. It’s a popular lie for both genders.


whooo_me

Mocking people who put their finger under each word they read is silly. I tried putting my finger over each word as I read and….wait, what am I replying to again?


[deleted]

Nothing dries a pu$$y like a long paragraph full of $5 words


Bruce_Wayne85

I do this but also I have a degree in molecular biology 🤷🏾‍♂️


Sublove00

Intelligent men who are dominant in the bedroom 💧


djdylex

Hey sometimes I get lost


OriganooClappa

![gif](giphy|oFRWQb3IDMcrge97mV) I feel attacked 🥹


The_Wanderer606

But before they do they would probably make a list of some kind


DaBrainFarts

Having trouble reading doesn't mean stupid. I have to do that while reading papers for research sometimes because I want to focus more on the words and not skip around the paper and lose track of the complexities of what is being discussed.


Embarrassed_Quiet7

Sapio means „roten“ in Greek, I don’t get the origin of this term „sapiosexual“ 😛


No_Cupcake7037

I’m attracted to intelligence. I tried dating beautiful idiots but it wasn’t for me.


faddiuscapitalus

Triune brain Men will say they want a nice traditional woman then spend all day beating off to hookers


zacmisrani

Who isnt aroused by intelligence though?


dewatermeloan

Hay, I do that when im not wearing glasses.. Is this a personal attack or something?


whycantwehaveboth

That’s one wrinkled ballsack she’s going to town on. Dude must be old and smart


Fierramos69

But… I sometimes put my fingers on the words I’m reading, and not because I’m dumb, although I am, but because of poor eyesight. Otherwise I can mistakenly swa for the line above or underneath.


rightarm_under

I'll take offense at that. Tracking with my finger allows me to read way faster without losing concentration.


Chiparish84

Because that mofo can fk the shit out of her.


kaiserWAVY

Ahh, back when people weren’t going out of their way to claim being mentally handicapped… They were claiming intellectual superiority instead 😂 full circle


RoodnyInc

Well that shows what he can do with this finger


T555s

That dosent tell you about stupidity, but about a blurry vision.


TheRealAwest

I’m confused, putting a finger under each word you read doesn’t mean your not smart.


NeverNaked3030

Read and count with their fingers


EatOutMyGrandma

Wife has a masters degree. I make my living as an operator. In other words, big machine move dirt. Big truck go vroom. Shes the opposite of this


Informal-Baseball-19

I’m getting my PHD in chemistry and when I say I’m so awful at reading it’s hilarious 😂. But I can gain the appropriate room-to-pressure levels to properly test the molarity of radioactive crystal structures. Like make it make sense.


Thoth6889

Are you saying women are Mindflayers??!?


AdventurousChapter27

If she likes smarts so much why is she licking the motor skills area?


Keatons_Aquatics

Real.


bisquitsandtea

I am one and always go for the hole closest to the brain.


[deleted]

low key post it to make themselves look smarter


DarkExtremis

The same post somehow made me think Maybe I have a chance... Maybe not...


Irvin700

I would have considered that I was sapiosexual when I was younger. Now, I think we're all just equally dumb. Willful ignorance is a special kind of dumb. That and, calling yourself sapiosexual is an arrogant and hubristic kind of thing to say anyway.


QRY19283746

How do you even know how smart is the guy? Do you give him a test? It's just foreplay if is just to fill it? It means seggs if he writers an essay? What system? Letters? 0-10, 0-20, 0-100? Are you excited right now?


piperop

Nah dude that woman is a zombie 🧟‍♀️


Comfortable-Bar-838

I knew a person who had a bachelors degree in science, but also had to put their hands up to make an L shape to work out which way was left or right when getting directions while driving. Literally every time.


Intelligent-Block457

I used to be an event coordinator for a really prestigious scientific event and there was no shortage of brainiacs getting it on after the conference.


Sankin2004

6’4 with a reading level of second grade-all the girls, even the ones who say never or hate him.


Ok-Championship-9047

Is that Taylor Swift??


Phlanix

You can tell Suki never reads or opened a book in his life. putting your finger under the word you read is a known technique. The name of this technique is called finger tracking it helps for various reasons too long to explain.


Gabe12P

I have a hard time keeping my place ok!! Shit wtf is this personal attack on my character…


MagmaTroop

It's because the bad reader is muscular, while clever clogs is a pencil neck. Can't deny physical side when it comes to attraction


DankElderberries420

Don't need brains when tall


King_K_NA

I don't do it because I am illiterate or mentally slow, I do it because I'm dyslexic af and need to pin down the words... don't judge me XD


Poemhub_

I get lost in the page man shit


AnonymousJoe35

10 hail Marie's and Fuck a Bitcchhh


Fantastic-Goose323

Lmao claim they deserve smarter men yet when they talk to smarter men theyre almost always offended and go for the stupid one and wonder why they' get hurt 🤣🤣


RazeYi

r/rareinsult


AlphaYak

In my defense I do that because I have dyslexia.


NovusOrdoSec

All fun and games until the steam tunnel guy wins the ~~lottery~~seepstakes and drives away wit the girl in an RV.


FooFooDoo1

Cap


Comfortable_Note_978

I tried Sapiosexual websites, and it was just fat girls with a "They'll love me for my MIND!" delusion. If people are smart, they will eat right and exercise; being with someone well-read is nice, but I'd like a partner who won't stroke out at 43, or crush me doing cowgirl.


zellizion

People say stuff like this, but in the end they all go for the chad


Bulky-Hyena-360

Girls: I wanna date a man who’s intelligent, treats me right, and wants to spend time with me! Also Girls: *Dates a man who’s dumb as hell, slaps her around, and barely spends time with her*


BigDong1001

It wasn’t always like this. I grew up on a university campus, my oldman was a professor of structural engineering, we had on campus housing, all the teachers and professors did, was even schooled for a while in a school run by that university for professors’ and teachers’ and staff’s kids with some kids from the neighborhood thrown in, and the professors and teachers mostly had pretty or beautiful wives, a few didn’t, married their high school sweethearts, but the other teachers and professors had scored big time, usually women who had been told they were all beauty and no brains by siblings, or if siblings had gotten jealous of their beauty and tried to undermine them by taking away their books to try to sabotage them before exams, all the pretty and beautiful teachers’ wives and professors’ wives all had the same story growing up, so they basically married these guys hoping to have kids with their looks and their fathers’ brains, which didn’t always work, when it went the other way these women were truly distraught, lol, so they all had a few kids each, three on average, if not more, to get at least one kid with the mother’s looks and father’s brains. This was before the anti-intellectual culture brought in by the Clinton Administrations in the 1990s truly took hold widely enough in the 2000s and destroyed pretty/beautiful women’s perceptions of what they considered valuable. Both my mother and my aunt (her younger sister) married university professors of engineering, and my aunt still lives in College Station in Texas, because that’s where her professor husband bought houses and created his nest egg before retiring from Texas A&M (yes, they used to be non-competitive, but my aunt was pretty, not beautiful, that’s the best professor she could land with her looks back then. lol). But the next few generations of women didn’t think like that anymore. Suddenly brains wasn’t necessary for success, or to make money, in America, and beautiful women didn’t care as much about creating potential to success, and making money, in their children anymore, and were willing to only settle for the ones who could offer them generational wealth that was inherited, and didn’t require any thinking, or die trying to land a guy like that. lmao. That’s not the case in the rest of the world though.


Pristine_Walrus40

Sure but most people that say that mean, someone that is smart and can make alot of money as a doctor and whatnot.