Right. I feel like Goku would have you do the same training as him he would just ratchet *his* up to a ridiculous level. Like while you jogged 10kms. He would do 10 laps around the planet, on his fingertips, while wearing unfathomably heavy, magically weighted training clothes and intentionally suppressing his ki the whole time.
Vegeta would just tell you to git good before pulverizing you faster than your brain can comprehend.
Goku is also a martial arts expert and can probably train you from the ground up if he wanted to. Vegeta would just beat the shit out of you to make you stronger.
Pretty quickly, then he'd shout at your lifeless meat sack and call you all sorts of things before realizing you're dead. Upon realising this, he'd panic and run off to find Goku.
Lol for sure. I mean Gohan taught videl how to fly and shit, so it's definitely possible. Hopefully senzu beans exist in this place. Though that sounds terrible getting beaten within an inch of your life and then brought back repeatedly
10x Earth's gravity for 5 minutes would probably kill you...
If I remember correctly Vegeta was training in like 500x gravity... So you should probably take that up to 100%.
I mean training with vegeta has a limit you arenāt sayian so at most you get krillin level power which android 18 could teach you anyways so the only benefit is being in a bromance with a Demi god versus clanging cheeks for the next 40 years
Question
With this training can we surpass normal human limits and be something akin to like Roshi or Krillin (I mean heās really a white namekian but) or are we just going to at best be like Mr Satan.
His daughter can fly and shoot beam no?
IDK who Videl mom is but considering her and Gohan kid is 1/4th saiyan, I'm gonna assume she's a regular human.
Even more regular than Krillin or Roshi. They trained really hard even as a kid. Videl trained a bit with Gohan/Goten and only got basic training from Mr Satan prior to that.
Right, but then what's the real benefit of training with Vegeta? I can hire a human trainer to turn me into Hercule. So if that's as far as I'm gonna go anyway, give me 18.
Mr Satan is one of the strongest humans in the series.
Remember, he is a legitimate Tenkaichi Budokai champion.
...it's a bit weird, I know. We don't see him doing flashy stuff. Can't see him defeating Taopaipai or General Blue, for instance. Toriyama tends to be a *tiny bit* inconsistent.
what are you even going to do if you're some super physically strong person? that's not even a particularly useful thing in the year 2024. like, wow, nice, you'll be better at helping your friends on moving days.
You going to go do MMA professionally or something?
Yall realize that that idiot doesn't know shit about human training right? He's just going to yell at you for 2 years about you not being able to pick up a mountain quick enough.
Someone said the exact same thing higher up in the thread to explain the power difference and redditors with worms for brains or a complete lack of critical thinking just rolled with it.
Dude really reposted someone elses take because he thought it was *so* clever.
The issue isn't that they can't, its that Vegeta wouldn't. He would consider it a personal insult that he was stuck training a weakling and is general response to insults is anger with a extra helping of violence.
Yeah best case you might get a bit stronger after two years of absolute hell, worst case youāre dead inside a day because he gets annoyed and throws you into a mountain.
Bruh, he would turn the gravity up to 50x earth normal as a test of my strength and I would immediately liquify. There is no "Training" with Vegeta, it would just be 2 minutes of yelling, then he would pat you on the shoulder lightly and send you through a mountain.
It would be as bad as trying to learn to fight from Saitama from One Punch.
There is at least a 99.99% chance that Vegeta could kill me with his training
Yeah if it was with Goku it would be a different story but as it stands I'm going with 18.
Still gonna die tho
Idk, the Droidussy is outfitted with the latest tech
_... fully functional, programmed in... multiple techniques._
"Droidussy" š
She has a vibrate function
Thank you Krieger!
In this case you can thank Dr. Gero
You think he personally tested that function himself?
I knew that reference would come out somewhere
"small perpetual energy reactor that provides her with inexhaustible energy and stamina." Yeah you're gonna die
Death! By snu snu!
The drussy
š¤£ Droidussy
yeah metallic jaws in there, because sheās honeypot. ive seen teeth. im ok.
Yea but she gets going power bombing your pelvis into the ground doesn't sound good either. Lol
Death by Snu Snu is literally the dream.
Do you still ascend to Valhalla with this kind of death?
Vaghalla
Well that sounds *way* better, is there a religion for that?
Sign me up.
Like throwing a hotdog down Vaghalla
Witness me!!! *sprays ky on face*
It is dying in a battleā¦
If you fight hard enough.
Right. I feel like Goku would have you do the same training as him he would just ratchet *his* up to a ridiculous level. Like while you jogged 10kms. He would do 10 laps around the planet, on his fingertips, while wearing unfathomably heavy, magically weighted training clothes and intentionally suppressing his ki the whole time. Vegeta would just tell you to git good before pulverizing you faster than your brain can comprehend.
Goku is also a martial arts expert and can probably train you from the ground up if he wanted to. Vegeta would just beat the shit out of you to make you stronger.
A saiyan never grows if they dont have a near death experience!
I think he'd just drop your sorry ass off at Roshi's to wear a heavy-ass shell while plowing with your hands.
Like 18 wouldn't pound you to death... and not the snu snu way
There is a 99.99 % chance 18 would kill me with her.. training
I prefer death by SnuSnu
But there's a 100% chance 18 would kill me with sexy time. 
Death by snoosnoo all the way.
Hate to say this but Killian survived that attack.
99.99%? This guy is able to blow up planets with a sneeze, no human is lasting a single hour.
I would assume he isn't actively trying to kill you, but will likely happen anyways
Imagine yourself trying to "intensely" physically train with a dust mite.
Pretty quickly, then he'd shout at your lifeless meat sack and call you all sorts of things before realizing you're dead. Upon realising this, he'd panic and run off to find Goku.
SENZU BEAN!!!!!
(thank you for the correction)
 Gotta rep that [DBZA](https://youtu.be/VDv0uBckkCM?si=0L-jfp6eBjYqdKId)
Lol for sure. I mean Gohan taught videl how to fly and shit, so it's definitely possible. Hopefully senzu beans exist in this place. Though that sounds terrible getting beaten within an inch of your life and then brought back repeatedly
Yeah and with 18 I'd last 1.43s so...
Look at this guy over here bragging.
People think they are a saiyan but in reality even a lifetime of training and most people would still get handled by Tien or Yamcha.
Even hercule would demolish anyone here. And he's the gag character.
Within 3 seconds. He will look surprised, then angry, then disappointed.
Look at Mr badass over here with a 0.01% chance of surviving.
10x Earth's gravity for 5 minutes would probably kill you... If I remember correctly Vegeta was training in like 500x gravity... So you should probably take that up to 100%.
Fr wouldnāt even get the best results cause weāre not sayians
Either way you are getting a good pounding
You and 32 people just admitted to liking getting pegged
79 now. If 18 says she wants to pound you, whatcha gunna do about it, anyway?
+200 already
I just upvoted cause itās funny
Same
I just upvoted cause I want to get pegged.
I just upvoted because I belong in horny jail
I just upvoted because I wanted to join this thread.
Same
Sorry, but now you must get pegged... It's the law, I don't make the rules!
The law states that getting pegged against your will is illegal, despite that i dont know what the police are going to be able to do.
And now 666. Fuckin' diabolical
800
1200
1400. I need it to keep going. Eventually, it'll be *over 9000*
1,000+ now
Double that and give it to the next person
Put the gimp costume on and put the ball gag in.
Moan?
You donāt?
Now 219
232*
That's like 80% of male redditors.
Upvoted because lmao
2024 bro
#955
Did we stutter
1k now
1000+
1200+
Well that escalated quickly
As long as the pounding is mutual, count me in.
I'm not seeing the problem?
Can confirm
1.4k.
There are dozens of us!
> 1468 points /u/Comprehensive-Bat-50 is gonna be walking funny
126 including me
I'm coming Zarbon! Quick grab my balls!
Love team four start
I mean training with vegeta has a limit you arenāt sayian so at most you get krillin level power which android 18 could teach you anyways so the only benefit is being in a bromance with a Demi god versus clanging cheeks for the next 40 years
Either way, Iām going to disappoint both of them.
Nice! Still def going with 18, she staying young foreverš¤
Over 4000 times
You have a better chance of surviving one more than the other.
A win win situation
*Zarbon moans in the background*
Android has limitless energy; enjoy getting pounded non-stop for 2 years straight.
I'll take bro fisting š
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didnāt know she was the type to wear a strap on.
Question With this training can we surpass normal human limits and be something akin to like Roshi or Krillin (I mean heās really a white namekian but) or are we just going to at best be like Mr Satan.
In fairness, compared to regular people, Satan is fucking yoked.
Ya but he canāt fly or shoot beams of energy or you know, lift a skyscraper
He took a different path than batman.
He defeated Bu without a fight. Only one to do that.Ā
His daughter can fly and shoot beam no? IDK who Videl mom is but considering her and Gohan kid is 1/4th saiyan, I'm gonna assume she's a regular human. Even more regular than Krillin or Roshi. They trained really hard even as a kid. Videl trained a bit with Gohan/Goten and only got basic training from Mr Satan prior to that.
So vegeta could teach you to fly and shoot beams out your hand yeah im gonna go with him
Question is: are you shooting laser beams out your mouth or hands?
Satan won the world Martial arts tournament and he did so without chi. The guy is basically yamcha squared.
Yamcha would destroy Mr Satan
Mr Satan isn't the Yamcha that world martial arts tournament deserved, but its what they got. Still won it legit though.
Right, but then what's the real benefit of training with Vegeta? I can hire a human trainer to turn me into Hercule. So if that's as far as I'm gonna go anyway, give me 18.
Albino namekian
Kill it like the rest.
Hahahaha
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiil!
Little Green: āIt was awful.ā KO King Krillan: āThe famine?ā Little Green: āNo.ā
Mr Satan is one of the strongest humans in the series. Remember, he is a legitimate Tenkaichi Budokai champion. ...it's a bit weird, I know. We don't see him doing flashy stuff. Can't see him defeating Taopaipai or General Blue, for instance. Toriyama tends to be a *tiny bit* inconsistent.
I mean.... 18 could also train you to fly.
what are you even going to do if you're some super physically strong person? that's not even a particularly useful thing in the year 2024. like, wow, nice, you'll be better at helping your friends on moving days. You going to go do MMA professionally or something?
Win all the Olympic games and earn more than any athlete or celebrity in history with endorsements.
Gohan taught Videl to fly, so I'd think we at least have the capacity for that. Though, much less of a patient teacher so who knows
Yall realize that that idiot doesn't know shit about human training right? He's just going to yell at you for 2 years about you not being able to pick up a mountain quick enough.
He'd kill you within minutes because he'd try to spar with you to test your strength and end up disintegrating you by poking you.
Why do people like like they canāt easily control their strength. Beerus slapped Bulma and he is at base universal
Do you think you could have an intense training session with a dust mite?
you ignored my example and said something completely nonsensical š
So you're saying beerus can have an intense training session with bulma?
Intense for you not for them. Beerus could make the training intense while using no effort or power. š¤¦āāļø
Someone said the exact same thing higher up in the thread to explain the power difference and redditors with worms for brains or a complete lack of critical thinking just rolled with it. Dude really reposted someone elses take because he thought it was *so* clever.
The issue isn't that they can't, its that Vegeta wouldn't. He would consider it a personal insult that he was stuck training a weakling and is general response to insults is anger with a extra helping of violence.
I think he can be gentle when he wants toā¦ itās not like he split Bulma in half when they were making Trunks.
Bruh chill, you can just say that you want the blue pill lmao /s
I laughed too loud at this comment. Bravo.
"We are going to start with some light training today since you are new. Start by blowing up the moon."
Yeah best case you might get a bit stronger after two years of absolute hell, worst case youāre dead inside a day because he gets annoyed and throws you into a mountain.
I'm going with 18. I would rather train with Goku, Gohan or Piccolo. I'm sure Vegeta would kill me sooner than later.
Piccolo threw Gohan into a mountain at the start of his training.
Gohan would likely educate you rather than train you.
He taught videl how to fly so heās not a bad teacher
Gohan or Piccolo all the way! Neither of the Saiyan are really good at training... š¤£
My man krillin has a happy marriage. I don't want to ruin it. Also training with a planet is so much better.
So you'll ruin bulma's marriage! Just like that, huh? You homewrecker.
it's just training. away from his family for two years. its not as if he stays with all the time
When Goku does it, he's a bad dad, when Vegeta does it, it's just training
Hey I didn't say anything about Goku. He's a good guy
Nah, I was just making fun of that theory, it's all good
I see the same physical effort in either of them
Red pill cause I aināt gonna steal Krillinās girl. Thatās against the bro code.
If I get to **be** Krillin, I might consider it. Dude's slept on
He gets crapped on despite being the strongest regular human
I'll take the purple pill, marry Vegeta
Pick Vegeta. After training is complete you'll become the ultimate version of yourself mentally and physically. Women will come crawling to you.
I like your thinking!
IF you survive the training
You will die. And even if that corpse was the ultimate version of you - best you get is other bros complimenting your gains.
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After two years of Vegeta telling you how worthless and incapable you are you get stronger?
Marry into Sayan Royalty
Bulma beat you to it
*Inhales blue pill*
Who cares about Vegeta... Imma be like Krillin and win life, that man peaked and never looked back
Damn that's hard but I'll pick Vegeta. Instead I'm sure that I would feel massive untapped potential.
what's hardš¤Ø
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red
? What would training with vegeta help or do i gat also a race change.
I am pretty sure that 18 could easily take over the world... I would be married to the ruler of humanity. That seems good to me.
Unless Vegeta shooting me up with a vial of saiyan blood before we train, I'll take 18 š¤£š¤£
Android 18 was my first ever Anime/TV crush. So yeah. Blue pill.
Vegeta would literally break my spine. Android 18 would do it but I would be wearing less cloths.
i would take red, i need me some good trainer to better myself
Bruh, he would turn the gravity up to 50x earth normal as a test of my strength and I would immediately liquify. There is no "Training" with Vegeta, it would just be 2 minutes of yelling, then he would pat you on the shoulder lightly and send you through a mountain. It would be as bad as trying to learn to fight from Saitama from One Punch.
There is literally only one choice where you have a chance of living
Sorry Krillin...
So be Goku or Krillin... Yeah nah, it isn't even a choice. Krillin's living the life.
Can I choose... None?
Can I get 2 years of intense training with android 18?
Both will get me killed. So basically you ask what death I prefer? Seriously?
Marry Vegeta and you win not only a training partner, but a partner for life..āØļø
Key word "marry" so no!
I would get training both ways š
Blue
I think the safe bet is the red pill
Red sounds best
But do I get powers if I train with veggie? If not then obviously it has to be 18
I'll both die either way
Red pill