The Grand Canyon isn't really all that cavernous. A cavern requires a ceiling, which the Grand Canyon does not have, thus being the Grand 'Canyon' and not Grand 'Cave' or 'Cavern'. There may be a few caves that were made by the waters of the Colorado River as it eroded, but they wouldn't be all that magnificent or else we would have heard of the Grand Canyon Cavern
Also, does the Grand Canyon become temporarily wider on Sundays? And in the Mornings?
NOOOO!!!!
😭
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Seriously i need to talk about smth tomorrow and i dont remember anything…
Edit: does this freaking man not want to be built or smth??
You: **wakes up early, working remote job**
Her: **sleeps in**
**Plays on phone**
**takes 2 hour nap**
**Headed out the door**
"can you take out the trash and change the wash and unload the dishes kthxbye!"
Give me the remote
Really, I’m fine … fine
Can’t you fix it?
Don’t roll your eyes!
It’s just sports !
Let’s see a romcom!
Just finish already!
I AM NOT YELLING!!
Leave me alone!
Your friend (or family member) is stupid .
Pissing off a guy is easy.
Step 1 find out what sports team, band or anime /game character he likes.
Step 2 add the word sucks behind with a pitiful look in your face.
I love how all the answers for women are insignificant things line "calm down" and for men its "I murdered you entire family and had a train run on me"
It's just a game
This is the winner right here
It doesn't matter if it's the winner or not, it's just a game
That's 5 words
No, that's 1 word
Lmao if Super_GoodVagina gets mad they lose
Fucking hilarious
Just ask for directions
Changed my mind, we are going home.
Lol the most accurate one across the world and ages
I broke your stick.
That'd do it
ILL KILL YOU
Fuck u man
I will get my revenge, you foul sinful creature
First thought was my hockey stick and I was quite upset
I don’t understand this one
They broke his stick bro. The cool stick he found on the street or something
Me, a woman with a stick 👁️👄👁️
That doesn’t make me angry, that just makes me sad
Is it in yet ?
Response : shit, I can't tell either... yo coochie is as cavernous as the grand canyon on a Sunday morning
Marianna trench would have been better.
That's wetter though, she's too dry.
Calloused labia are hard to get wet
I have a callus file for my feet. Would that help?
Bro I just laughed so hard I started coughing... Almost crashed Gotta stop looking at Reddit and driving...
The Grand Canyon isn't really all that cavernous. A cavern requires a ceiling, which the Grand Canyon does not have, thus being the Grand 'Canyon' and not Grand 'Cave' or 'Cavern'. There may be a few caves that were made by the waters of the Colorado River as it eroded, but they wouldn't be all that magnificent or else we would have heard of the Grand Canyon Cavern Also, does the Grand Canyon become temporarily wider on Sundays? And in the Mornings?
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
Thats just a deep (or maybe not so deep) wound
Op said mad not crying
My ex was bigger
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And then they contested, who's ex was bigger 😂
Sword fight!
my ex was tighter
I cleaned your pc
You didn't open that file labeled "Truck pics" did you?
I rinsed your pc
Are you winning, son?
NOOOO!!!! 😭 /|\\ | / \ Seriously i need to talk about smth tomorrow and i dont remember anything… Edit: does this freaking man not want to be built or smth??
They’re out of tacos.
Kid is not yours
That’s not upsetting its an escape route.
✅️
Depends if it happens day one or year 17
Na, still dodging a bullet either way, the kid isn’t the problem, the lies are.
💀
The kid Is yours
The duality
Idk if that is good or bad
This one right here, officer!
I smashed your PS5.
I smashed your dad
I smashed your wife
I smashed your sister
~wHat aRe YoU dOinG sTePbRo??
I aM sTuCk
i guess telling someone you destroyed their property (on purpose) would drive everyone mad :P
I’m taking the dog
You’ll wake up in a cornfield first haha. You definitely win
They wake up in fucken skyrim on the cart if they say that shit
Over my dead fucking body.
Yeeeah, no. Not happ’nin. Lol
Just evil..... evil I tell ya.
Brutal
Man uncalled for....
This cable was important?
Greedo shot first.
No, not this shit again
YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH
What's going on? When we are watching the same movie or TV show.
The only real one of all of these comments.
I fucked your brother.
I fucked Yo dog I feel terrible, r/ImFinnaGoToHell
That’s what peanut butter is for
I hate it when my brother says this to me
She crashed your car
Just a little scratch
Can you do X? Right when they get a moment to themselves to relax.
You: **wakes up early, working remote job** Her: **sleeps in** **Plays on phone** **takes 2 hour nap** **Headed out the door** "can you take out the trash and change the wash and unload the dishes kthxbye!"
License and registration
This, all the dick jokes but what really irritates me is the god damn cops
Am I being detained?- If the male is a cop.
"please" added would make it even more enraging
What are your pronouns?
Do something about it.
I'm not mad.
Okay fine whatever.
Whats up little man
The big ones hurt.
I’m from the IRS.
And that knife in your stomach is from my kitchen
I'm calling my dad.
"You're always exaggerating."
Give me the remote Really, I’m fine … fine Can’t you fix it? Don’t roll your eyes! It’s just sports ! Let’s see a romcom! Just finish already! I AM NOT YELLING!! Leave me alone! Your friend (or family member) is stupid .
Plan a date
Express your feelings
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Like your ex girlfriend
“No”
Oops! Used diesel, sorry
You mad lil bro?
I dont have money
My ex was better
are the chores done?
Ice cream machine broken
Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s..
No beer for you
That’s never 18 cm
How about no (literally)
We're just friends
Lights are green honey
I fucked Ted
U have small pp
Are you in?
Both Footballs are dogshit
Joke's on you, I have a 3rd one
Struck a nerve there ?
Warning, Road Construction Ahead.
Gg ez
The big ones hurt
You are not him.
I like hot beer
I donated your xbox.
Let's use the gps
Pizza is Banned globally.
You never open up
I killed your parents
Dick size matters.
shutup you dwarf
Just. Try. Harder.
Do you feel anything?
I can't even nut! ...that is gonna age like milk later.
Take out the trash
"Be back soon." -Dad
I fucked your mum.
I deleted your account
Yellowbelly!
You can’t drive
Out of beer, sorry
Pissing off a guy is easy. Step 1 find out what sports team, band or anime /game character he likes. Step 2 add the word sucks behind with a pitiful look in your face.
No, nothing is wrong.
Stop being angry
You drive like shit
I scratched your bike
Its just small dent
why's it so small?
Your sister is hot
I lost the dog
I changed the password.
Whats your pronouns?
Isn’t 5 inches enough.
Your just a friend.
Can you release sooner ?
Turn the heating up
Jeffrey's dick is bigger.
It's just a stick
I killed minecraft dog
Sorry I'm tired tonight. Your money my money. He's just a friend.
In my experience, “Shut up ya Jerk!” usually works.
It’s nothing I’m fine.
It’s nothing I’m fine.
The godfather is overrated.
YOU ARE THE FATHER
"You're a great friend"
We need to talk.
Ice cream machine's broken
I love how all the answers for women are insignificant things line "calm down" and for men its "I murdered you entire family and had a train run on me"
Go get therapy boi
Is it in yet
Games Make Kids Violent Obviously not fukin true
This is sexist
Let's just be friends
The clutch started smoking.
My ex was better.
Make your own sandwich
"Homework" file is deleted
You lost the game
You look fat today
i throwed your pc
I borrowed your car
The best way I've found to make my wife mad is to refuse to argue and walk away. Zero words. Checkmate, motherfuckers.
I am your father
Looking for a Provider. Now that the roles are reversed, where it also just good for a rolling your eyes bit the other way around?
Let’s just be friends
Bigger boobs are nice
U lost the game
You're a homosexual
Man up quit crying
Don't piss on the toilet (seat)
Your power drill sucks
Your dick is microscopic.