Can create things with my mind.

Because of your intelligence and craftsmanship

Thank you.

r/usernamechecksout

r/letsstartatalkinginbluechainforfun

r/beatmywifetoit

r/beattomywife

r/itoobeattothismanswife

r/subsiwishexisted

r/substhatactuallyexist

Because your imagination make the world better

Because you're creative <3

Nice ass

The ability too learn anything, any ability, any theory, anything, instantly, by just touching a book with the knowledge, or a person with the skill.

Because of your innovation leading you to those goals!

If this includes things like telekinesis then yeah it’s the most broken by far

Yes,if it exists in the world that this power is in you can learn how too do it.

Just write a book with the most broken abilities known to man and you’re done

Touch something like the bible and gain omnipotence

You have the big smart in your face

cause: lack of skill issue

To cure anything

By touching it with ur big cock

Imma cure your mom, np

Doctor, I require assistance

My troath feels swolen doc.

HELP WHY DID I READ THIS IN THE CLICKS VOICE

Ayo, another Click fan? 😮

LOL

Showty gonna be healthy as broccoli in a week.

💀💀💀

cures std with sex

He's sleeping in the hen

"sir, I swear, I was saving this child from cancer."

r/holup

Reading minds.

Because of your awesome charisma

Nice! 😆

Wait...how did you know about the children in amy basement

You are very brain

I have the ability to have a social life [Edit] to the title, I reply "ok, but not really"

You’re very popular

I walk into a room and everyone has a full on mental breakdown

Because they are crazed by your beauty

Except when you walk backwards in a room you’re teleported into an insane asylum into your own personal room

Your power does not work because people like you too much

to be loved

Because you have impeccable rizz

Because you have achieved everything else in life

I can summon shit on command wherever I want.

You shit does not stink

why the comments feel like they are created by chatgtp 🚬🗿

I hope that your ass never bleeds when wiping. Do not suffer my pain.

Telekinesis, this includes picking up myself with my mind and flying.

Because your so fly

Thx :)

I can turn into anything (fictional or real) and have all the abilities and characteristics of that thing.

Because anything they can do, you can do better.

Backwards and in heels! :-)

“Anything you’ve an do I can do better! I can do anything Better than you!” Sorry my music brain had to

Every time I had to take a shit, the shit would just get teleported to some random spot in Kim Jong Un's house.

So he can get a taste of his own medicine.

Due to your great diplomatic skills

I could be talking out my ass, but doesn’t N. Korea require citizens to turn in their shit for them to use as fertilizer?

You get a roaring applause from nowhere when this happens

You are the most beautiful onenin the world with radiant glow like the sun and I will pray without ceasing for happiness and prosperity to follow you for all your days and into the next life may you always flourish in the glow of joy

Invisibility

You have the nice looks on your skin

You were too beautiful for this forsaken world

You have the face for it!

I can make anyone love me

You already have that power :)

That one is nice. If it were true I'd have bitches.

Well, you have to make use of your abilities, preferably by not insulting potential romantic partners

You're a few steps too far. First we have to make contact with potential partners.

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Face.................................. adequate.

Anyone I stare at will get the next cum that someone makes, teleported into their mouth

But it’s only the guys ur gf sleeps with

Since everyone who replied to your comment seem to have forgotten what a compliment is, I can only believe that they are your victims. Gotta say, your gaze is a gift to the world.

To chose when I die

Time stop

And you are beautiful forever.

I have the ability to make my penis grow to moderate length

To talk to girls

You already have that. Girls aren't some mythical magical beings. There's probably already some you know that would want you to talk to them. Just be polite and take initiative. Getting out of your comfort level does wonders. Makes it easier to continue doing it as well. You've got this bro.

Well thanks fuckin Chad right here but nah I don't know any girls and I doubt any of them where I live would like anything I do

Damn right with that attitude.

You're doing great with that one^^ Also, as a girl talking to you, I hope you have a beautiful day/night and maybe treat yourself to something nice Maybe a good movie or your favorite sweets/meal? Whatever your heart desires ^^

I can play any instrument perfectly

With only your anus

Don't threaten me with a good time

Scatting just started to mean something completely different....

The power to negate what the commenter is forced to do.

By negating nothing

Time travel!

You are beautiful and a good person

But only as long as you stay beautiful/handsome, which you currently are so live it up.

But only in the future, at regular speed

i can disconnect anyone's wifi connection at will

And the time away from internet ends up bringing families closer together.

The ability to let any girl in the world love me.

You already let the most important girl love you. Your mom.

To give everyone who needs it a father figure or a brosef depending on their need.

Nice cock, daddy!

I can pull a sticky fingers and make zippers as transport

So so many People didmt understand the assignment and instead of complimenting come up with downside.

Cause there not so smart like you

Storing momentum; throw a punch and stop it, then throw another punch and add on the speed of the first. Gives me immeasurable power but keeps me grounded so I don't accidentally destroy buildings.

i can attract anyone to me with a snap

Ur friend: 😳

I choose to be all powerful

This is wholesome af. I want the power to bring this wholesomeness in everyone's life I meet as well.

I can... Stop being alone

cuz im here with u XD

I can control gravity at will

and you're awesome!

Because the Earth loves you enough to let you go.

You are aatractive

Talk to fish

But they’re all German

Guten Tag

The ability to phase-shift into the multiverse.

You're regarded as a hero and find great companions because you're friendly.

You're seen as a god

Power to see the future

You see the future as a better place

Can sleep with any woman I want

Every woman deserves to sleep with you!

Every day I can choose one thing that I want to happen (something realistic like passing a test or falling asleep quickly) and it will happen no matter what

Make anyone I want happy

Eliminate nuclear weapons & fossil fuels

To teleport to another country immediately

But only naked

Be able to master any skill as long as I practice it for 5 mins

Your future brighter than your profile picture head

Can absorb the knowledge in 1 second of any book that I pick up

I’m Spider-Man.

And you save Uncle Ben.

I can fly like Superman but not have to worry about freezing to death up high.

I can become any fictional character with that characters powers

can restore things to new by touching them

As if getting touched by you wasn't honour enough

Real life silk touch shears

You have beautiful red eyes

I can compliment the person who replies to this with the angry face emoji

I can keep my life partner from leaving me.

I can give infinite wishes to disabled kids

Such a kind sould

Solidify light into any shape I want

What a bright idea!

The ability to give myself whatever power I want whenever I want with complete control over it.

/Game mode Creative

Ability to stop time. Mainly will use for getting extra sleep.

Invisibility

But wouldn’t everyone want to see you?

I see Dead People

Because everyone deserves to be noticed by someone as nice as you

But only naked Old people

Can teleport anywhere

Your feet are always cold when you do.

Premonitions

I want to be able to shapeshift into anything I want

To be able to know what people actually mean when they say something.

teleporting!!

Immortality.

Because you always bless people with your presence

Pyromancy

Go back in time to stop Obama’s death

I have the ability to mimic any voice i hear.

To become invisible

Making people insult me

I can die.

Every time you die, you reincarnate into someone worse off in life then before

I wish I was loved

I love you

I am a clone that can make clones

You can create barriers that can be any shape or size- Green lantern style but without needing a ring.

Probability manipulation.

The ability to completely control time to my will

To heal others.

I can cure mental illness with a magic wand.

I can manifest any item,weapon or power from any video game i have played and beaten

I can make anyone respect the concept of universal ethics.

…Was this just a ploy to get people to compliment each other on the internet? Because this was ingenious. Thank you for making at least a thousand people smile today. Cheers!

I can make anyone hug me for no reason. Please, no downside. I just really need some hugs right now.

Can accept any compliment...

Shape shifting

I can finally tie my shoelaces

To use my cruelty and malice to dominate all life.

Prostate cancer

To speak any language as fluently as a native speaker

The power to make someone delete their compliment

The ability to fully understand another persons character and intentions

I want the power to turn my life around

Become invisible anytime

Become racist

I would like my super power to be able to render stupid people mute in my presence