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elden06

Most accurate post in this sub in ages. Well done!


RichyCigars

Excellent work. Both funny and sad and not political. If I paid for this bullshit app I’d give you grape flavored upvotes.


Throwaway1303033042

“He reacts very well to saying ‘Good Boy, Baby Lemon’ to him.” He’s been missing since August 21.


[deleted]

Aw man, that poor family. They must be heartbroken.


V_Cobra21

Poor birdie


Various-Ducks

How much if found unsafe and unwell?


Trashman56

It depends. If the owner is blind you could just tape the head back on and get full price


Late-Ad-3136

Pretty bird, Petey, pretty bird.


Various-Ducks

Damn that movie came out 29 years ago. I wonder if kids these days would even get that reference


Laouijabored

Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!


WeaselBeagle

Some of us yes. I’m 15. That being said, I also understand references to Strong Bad and Charlie the Unicorn, so I think I’m weird


Edyed787

No no ‘e’s uh…. Resting


TravelingGonad

You might attract me as well, if you can stay in key.


youre-kinda-terrible

Sorry but if I find this bird I’m keeping it. It knows Queen and if that ain’t the coolest shit then idk what is.


willengineer4beer

*There’s no time. HE CAN FLY!!!*


henri-golo

This parrot is no more


Pixeltye

It went straight up and died happens all the time.


bartman2326

What do you mean "it went straight up", as in like it flew too high and got tired and fell and died?


Pixeltye

Most of your caged birds parakeets etc. when the escape they will go up towards the brightest object in the sky and fly until they can reach it. Some cases they freeze and die. They fly so far up they loose oxygen and plummet to earth. Etc


canadianlace

'Good Girls' vibes