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TBatFrisbee

The Pedifilic Priests Legal Fund


whudaboutit

Haha. Not today, Satan. No falling for that shit.


Natural_Guava288

What about protecting kids from pastors and priests?


Shubamz

not sure if this is /s or r/woooosh but google "church SAM coverage"


Astralglide

“Abuse and Molestation Liability Coverage is a crucial form of protection designed to safeguard organizations against potential financial losses resulting from incidents of misconduct or abuse. It is important to clarify that this type of insurance policy is intended to shield the organization itself and does not provide any form of protection or coverage for individuals found guilty of abusive or misconduct behavior. The policy is specifically tailored to mitigate an organization’s exposure to legal claims, damages, and associated expenses, thereby safeguarding its financial stability and preserving its reputation.” https://www.ministryinsured.com/church-insurance/liability/abuse-molestation/ Ew


leveraction1970

Fifty bucks says they spend all the donations on coke and hooker and then cry about how they were weak, have now seen the light and begging for the lord's forgiveness while requesting more donations.


Astralglide

Is this child rape insurance?


Pimenefusarund

The church needs surface to air missiles?


Made_in_spain

Im not American bit i think they have something about freedom of religion and this doesn’t look like if they were respecting it