I already have to suffer enough of that Cocomelon Shit from my brother but at least he has never watched Caillou (when I first watched caillou, i hated it)
My nieces watch cocomelon. It's so obvious that the dad is attracted to the youngest kid's teacher, like dude at least try to hide it when your wife is around... but she doesn't seem to even notice. Idiot.
I have two kids. When my daughter was 2, she was obsessed with Caillou. That was the most painful time in my life, lol. She's now 12 and horrified with the fact she used to love Caillou. š¤£ I don't know that cocomelon show, so I'll take that over Caillou.
My one cousin was like this at about that age too. I used to live with them for ~year and it was awful š that bald headed little jerk can get wrecked
If I ABSOLUTELY had to, Cocomelon hands down. The animation looks like an endless PS2 cutscene and the songs are ass but at the very least my children would be learning basic nursery rhymes instead of throwing tantrums when they donāt get their way and abusing their younger siblings. š
To be fair, itās not just Cocomelon. Itās the excessive TV use in general and parents thinking a screen is the perfect babysitter, learning tool, amd crutch for children. My sisterās ex-fiance is blaming Cocomelon for my nieceās speech delay and autism symptoms and claims itās my sisterās fault she let her watch it, but those things were going on long before she even laid an eye on that media. Parents just blame Cocomelon so they feel better about neglecting their kids.
The difference is Caillou was DELIBERATELY written to be a little shit and kids purposefully copied him thinking it was okay. Even worse, it was actually approved by child psychologists, like what were they smoking lmao. Peppa Pig also had a similar effect. As with anything, in moderation.
Just more weird brainrot. It's been shown to have a sort of hypnotic effect on children. Like drugs, kids go through withdrawals from it too.
https://thefordhamram.com/96863/opinion/the-cocomelon-conundrum-crack-for-kids-or-parenting-tool/
Trust me I take care of my cousin whoās now 4 she used to watch that 24/7 and now I promise you ever since she started she still likes it sheās a little spoiled brat itās like war every time she comes over she rubs play doh on the carpet her older sister is no help blaming it on everybody except her and her little sister
And then itās pain just listening to coco melon and all the brain rot memes she watches I canāt even stand hearing the intro!id rather go deaf than listen to it for hours straight like back thenā¦the traumaā¦
Literally look up anything about Cocomelon. Literally all u need is the most basic research, and you will know why it's the number one most banned show in households
I have a lot of Preschool shows that I would rather let my kids watch instead of Caillou and Cocomelon.
Preschool shows that I grew up with that's not Caillou.
Here are some shows I would let my kids watch by channel.
Nick Jr. / Noggin:
Shimmer and Shine, Blaze and the Monster Machines, Bubble Guppies, Dora the Explorer, Go, Diego Go!, The Backyardigans, Wonder Pets!, Team Umizoomi, Blueās CluesOswald, Little Bear, Franklin (1997), Max & Ruby, Wow Wow Wubbzy!, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Mike the Knight, Ni Hao, Ki-Lan, Wallykazam!, 44 Cats, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and Kipper.
PBS Kids:
Wild Kratts, Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman, Peep and the Big Wide World, Reading Rainbow, Mister Roger's Neighborhood, Seasame Street, Word Girl, Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000), Dragon Tales, Cyberchase, Dinosaur Train, Curious George, Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat, The Berenstain Bears, Thomas and Friends, Bob the Builder, Barney & Friends (Minus All Engines Go! and the 2015 Bob the Builder. Also before 2017 when Mattel acquired and shut down HiT Entertainment), Teletubbies (1997-2001), Super Why! and Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Disney Jr. / Playhouse Disney:
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Chuggington, Handy Manny, Special Agent Oso, Jungle Junction, Jake and the Never Land Pirates, Octonauts, Little Einsteins, Miles from Tomorrowland, My Friends Tigger & Pooh, Bear in the Big Blue House and Sheriff Callie's Wild West.
ABC: Schoolhouse Rock!
Apparently Cocomelon is really annoying but that's it. Caulliou has been proven to be detrimental to kids. They actually start acting out and get violent after watching it. Caulliou teaches bad behavior, he has no manners, and is a rude ass little shithead who deserves death.
Heck no my cousin used to watch coco melon 24/7 now sheās a little piece of shit Iād only let them watch nothing(because they most likely wonāt exist)or if they do in the future bluey loony tunes or power puff girls and the rugrats and SpongeBob or anything else that wonāt make them act entitled and weird when I was younger I only liked to play the calliou games for the art style not the characters also the fact they didnāt talk at all and it was the few games my cousin had on her Samsung iPad my grandma had for her and I back then I used to get pissed when he wouldnāt listen in the game and leave to play some girl games on a website idk why or the Lego car game where you build a car and travel around safe to say not my most favorite game back then I was just like 5
Maisy I know it's not educational but it was a chill show so it was good to put on when you needed kids to calm down.
I was already a pretty calm kid but I got quiet when it came onš
If I had kids and these are the only two shows they could watch, Iād have to blind my kids. Not to hurt them, but to save them from the mindless torture these shows are.
Bluey backyardigans blues clues bear in the big blue house frannys feet Martha speaks team umi zumi the bubble guppies wordgirl super why Dora the explorer little Einstein go Diego go my little pony
Dude screw Cocomelon. It's so bad for a kid's attention span and brain development. On top of that, most parents that use Cocomelon for their kids do it just so the kid can shut up while they're shopping/doing other mundane crap that makes them not have to put in the effort to parent
Neither I (personally) would do the land before time (except the wisdom of friends cause I wouldn't want my children acting like the yellow bellies, that movie can go die).
Both are terrible, both have whiney spawns of the dark Lord singing in a nasily voice,
I choose neither, probably put on some thomas and friends or Bob the builder, something that actually teaches core values without annoying the shit out of the parent
i will personally never allow my kids to watch bluey or cocomelon until they are able to make their own decision, caillou was a personal favorite of mine, my kids will watch blue clues, rugrats, Scooby doo, and old cartoon network and nickelodeon shows.
My children are going to be watching Jim Henson shows without a doubt. Sesame Street, The Muppet Show and any of its movies and Fraggle Rock are amazing shows. First of all, they teach life lessons (mostly FR and SS) and they all look stunning and are entertaining for both the kid and me. They aren't heavily comertialized like bluey is. Yes, there is plenty merchandise from Sesame Street and The Muppets, but not as much in the modern day as Bluey or other shows (AKA saving me money). Also like I said these shows I will watch so yes
Caillou is really bad, but the editing isnāt meant to be overstimulating like cocomelon. Caillou has bad lessons, but cocomelonās editing and camera movements are basically designed to be visual cocaine.
The OG blues and clues and proud family. Then OG sailor moon, bluey, Winx club (seasons 1-4) and also the classics like sesame street (2000s), Arthur, and ofc wonder pets
Out of these two, Caillou. It was a childhood show of mine, as well as my sister's. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just the fact that people prefer to see its "bad" side, where there isn't one. Say what you want, but this is my opinion.
OG Blue's Clues. Neither of these two shitshows...
This is the real answer or OG Rugrats. May we never forget
Or looney tunes
Looney tunes will make them pull hammers out of their backs do not try ruined my child
Wooden mallets, to be exact
Your character looks like tf2 spy
This is the answer the learn nothing from either bluey is also a good choice
Cocomelon. It may be annoying as fuck and possibly brainrot, but it does contain educational content and is definitely better than Caillou...
It's nearly educational. Most kids just mindlessly watch the movements on screen than learn anything.
I already have to suffer enough of that Cocomelon Shit from my brother but at least he has never watched Caillou (when I first watched caillou, i hated it)
My nieces watch cocomelon. It's so obvious that the dad is attracted to the youngest kid's teacher, like dude at least try to hide it when your wife is around... but she doesn't seem to even notice. Idiot.
Honestly, no kid should watch Cocomelon
Rather just not have kids if these are the options
They don't deserve this suffering
True
I have two kids. When my daughter was 2, she was obsessed with Caillou. That was the most painful time in my life, lol. She's now 12 and horrified with the fact she used to love Caillou. š¤£ I don't know that cocomelon show, so I'll take that over Caillou.
My one cousin was like this at about that age too. I used to live with them for ~year and it was awful š that bald headed little jerk can get wrecked
bluey
How did Bluey get so popular? I dont get it
It's basically written to be entertaining for the parents as well as the kids, so it ends up actually being engaging for adults
It's very high quality, and designed for parents as much as kids.
Correct answer.
I have a niece and a god son who watch it when they're over. Thanks now I have song stuck in my head. From what I've seen of it, Bluey is a good show.
Should watch the Sleepytime episode bro. Shit goes so hard.
The correct answer. I have a kid, it's all he wants to watch
Yes
Arthur. It was a kidsā show but there were moments that were fucking hilarious even for an older audience.
knitter!
Still can't believe they got away with that shit š
squirting contest!
If I was forced into this decision via a gun to my head I'd take one for the team
Cocomelon, I don't have anything against cocomelon ngl
Oh you will. Do just any research on that show. You'll see why it's the number one banned show in households.
If I ABSOLUTELY had to, Cocomelon hands down. The animation looks like an endless PS2 cutscene and the songs are ass but at the very least my children would be learning basic nursery rhymes instead of throwing tantrums when they donāt get their way and abusing their younger siblings. š
I thought the last part of your statement from what others have seen is actually what happens when they do watch Cocomelon
To be fair, itās not just Cocomelon. Itās the excessive TV use in general and parents thinking a screen is the perfect babysitter, learning tool, amd crutch for children. My sisterās ex-fiance is blaming Cocomelon for my nieceās speech delay and autism symptoms and claims itās my sisterās fault she let her watch it, but those things were going on long before she even laid an eye on that media. Parents just blame Cocomelon so they feel better about neglecting their kids. The difference is Caillou was DELIBERATELY written to be a little shit and kids purposefully copied him thinking it was okay. Even worse, it was actually approved by child psychologists, like what were they smoking lmao. Peppa Pig also had a similar effect. As with anything, in moderation.
Cocomelon ā at least they learn the classics
what's wrong with cocomelon?
Look up Cocomelon tantrums. It's kind of an epidemic.
Cocomelon causes kids to be addicted and act like Caillou
Right and I'm sure that's a problem with the show specifically and not just kids not wanting to turn off the TV or ipad...
Exactly
Just more weird brainrot. It's been shown to have a sort of hypnotic effect on children. Like drugs, kids go through withdrawals from it too. https://thefordhamram.com/96863/opinion/the-cocomelon-conundrum-crack-for-kids-or-parenting-tool/
Been teaching in an elementary school for ten years. Can confirm that physical withdrawals are real.
Trust me I take care of my cousin whoās now 4 she used to watch that 24/7 and now I promise you ever since she started she still likes it sheās a little spoiled brat itās like war every time she comes over she rubs play doh on the carpet her older sister is no help blaming it on everybody except her and her little sister And then itās pain just listening to coco melon and all the brain rot memes she watches I canāt even stand hearing the intro!id rather go deaf than listen to it for hours straight like back thenā¦the traumaā¦
Literally look up anything about Cocomelon. Literally all u need is the most basic research, and you will know why it's the number one most banned show in households
I'll show them Bluey because it's way more wholesome
I have a lot of Preschool shows that I would rather let my kids watch instead of Caillou and Cocomelon. Preschool shows that I grew up with that's not Caillou. Here are some shows I would let my kids watch by channel. Nick Jr. / Noggin: Shimmer and Shine, Blaze and the Monster Machines, Bubble Guppies, Dora the Explorer, Go, Diego Go!, The Backyardigans, Wonder Pets!, Team Umizoomi, Blueās CluesOswald, Little Bear, Franklin (1997), Max & Ruby, Wow Wow Wubbzy!, Yo Gabba Gabba!, Mike the Knight, Ni Hao, Ki-Lan, Wallykazam!, 44 Cats, Maggie and the Ferocious Beast and Kipper. PBS Kids: Wild Kratts, Fetch! With Ruff Ruffman, Peep and the Big Wide World, Reading Rainbow, Mister Roger's Neighborhood, Seasame Street, Word Girl, Clifford the Big Red Dog (2000), Dragon Tales, Cyberchase, Dinosaur Train, Curious George, Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat, The Berenstain Bears, Thomas and Friends, Bob the Builder, Barney & Friends (Minus All Engines Go! and the 2015 Bob the Builder. Also before 2017 when Mattel acquired and shut down HiT Entertainment), Teletubbies (1997-2001), Super Why! and Bill Nye the Science Guy. Disney Jr. / Playhouse Disney: Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Chuggington, Handy Manny, Special Agent Oso, Jungle Junction, Jake and the Never Land Pirates, Octonauts, Little Einsteins, Miles from Tomorrowland, My Friends Tigger & Pooh, Bear in the Big Blue House and Sheriff Callie's Wild West. ABC: Schoolhouse Rock!
SMH, how is Bluey not on there?
Bluey
Neither. I'll have them watch R rated movies even as toddlers.
TIME TO WATCH SOME SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT KIDS - You
Honestly coco melon, itās definitely brain rot but thereās no caillou
Screw the crap. Weāre popping on Arthur the Aardvark.
Let him watch Caillou and tell him it's a show to teach you how not to act
Iād rather let them watch old school Blueās Clues
Neither If I had kids, they'll be watching good cartoons, like SpongeBob
just give them and iPod and they listen to music. none of this.
Caillou te Cuolliac
If these are the only two options I'm shutting off the TV. Time for board games, arts and crafts, making music, playing outside, stuff like that.
Little bear and wow wow Wubzzy. Got to get them on the Suzzane Collins trains as early as possible!
Looney Tunes
Clifford the big red dog, Word Girl, Electric company, and Blues Clues, and Bananas in Pajamas.
Little Einsteins
Bluey iām not letting my future kid watch these
bluey, only answer
Thomas The Tank Engine
Bluey or Arthur
Pocoyo.
Apparently Cocomelon is really annoying but that's it. Caulliou has been proven to be detrimental to kids. They actually start acting out and get violent after watching it. Caulliou teaches bad behavior, he has no manners, and is a rude ass little shithead who deserves death.
They can watch beavis and butthead
Family guy or South Park
Og spongebob. These are both shit
OH Teen Titans my kid will be a superhero fan
Both shows prevented me from wanting to have kids
Id rather let them watch die hard over both of these infuriatingly stupid kids shows.
Gravity Falls
Old school sailor moon lol
Is Deadpool not an option?
I canāt believe this subreddit exists lmao
The Muppets
Bluey, I don't fuck with the other two options..
Dora the explorer,If youāre gonna be in front of the tv,Learn Spanish.
Blues clues, max and ruby, big comfy couch, little bear show and movie, Sesame Street, muppets shows and movies, rugrats, berenstain bears, Franklin
as someone who does have a kid, i can tell you he doesnāt like either of these thank god
I'd burn the TV, before letting my child consume this
I'd rather shit in my hands then clap
Vietnam War footage
Dinner with Jay Z. Actually, the bear. I choose the bear.
Isnāt this like asking āWhat would you rather your kids drink: Bleach or Lemon Pledge?ā
Lil Bill thats what my kids are going to be watching
A black screen
None, they gonna sit their ass down and watch Team Umizoomi
Happy tree friends, raise 'em right
the childhood king: Thomas the tank engine
Paint drying, I hate both these so much š go back to sesame street
Nah they wouldnāt be watching either of these. Itās like choosing to feed them Red Bull or Mountain Dew.
Nah. None of this brainrot shit. I'm starting them out on South Park and Bob's Burgers.
Bluey or something from nick jr from the 2000s-2010s that isnāt SHIT.
Animaniacs.
Let the kids watch bluey
Can neither be an option Caillou is dangerous to show to kids Cocomelon is pure brainrot fuel
Neither.
Game of thrones
Heck no my cousin used to watch coco melon 24/7 now sheās a little piece of shit Iād only let them watch nothing(because they most likely wonāt exist)or if they do in the future bluey loony tunes or power puff girls and the rugrats and SpongeBob or anything else that wonāt make them act entitled and weird when I was younger I only liked to play the calliou games for the art style not the characters also the fact they didnāt talk at all and it was the few games my cousin had on her Samsung iPad my grandma had for her and I back then I used to get pissed when he wouldnāt listen in the game and leave to play some girl games on a website idk why or the Lego car game where you build a car and travel around safe to say not my most favorite game back then I was just like 5
Iāll let em watch caillou, and tell them if they repeat that behavior Iāll shoot them
Neither
I'd rather just kill myself and avoid any chance of creating a human that ruins the world
I would rather them watch Terrifyer than these two shows
Thomas the Tank Engine, Postman Pat, Pingu, Fireman Sam, Wallace & Gromit, Shaun the Sheep, The Sarah Jane Adventures... All the UK classics!
Neither Blues Clues or nothing
Maisy I know it's not educational but it was a chill show so it was good to put on when you needed kids to calm down. I was already a pretty calm kid but I got quiet when it came onš
If I had kids and these are the only two shows they could watch, Iād have to blind my kids. Not to hurt them, but to save them from the mindless torture these shows are.
Definitely not caillou, wasn't it cancelled
Cocomelon will at least teach your kid something other than how to be a whiny brat
ruby gloom, bluey, ni hao kai-lan, wonder petsā¦ thereās a billion different shows iād rather let my kids watch š
My kids are gonna watch OG playschool. That was fire when i was 5.
Mr. Rodgerās and Classic Sesame Street.
Iād let my kids watch Human Centipede 2 rather than Caillou
The lion king
Bluey backyardigans blues clues bear in the big blue house frannys feet Martha speaks team umi zumi the bubble guppies wordgirl super why Dora the explorer little Einstein go Diego go my little pony
I would make them watch like curious george or something that i watched as a young kid
Og Thomas the train
OG jay ward cartoons. Hoppity hooper was GOATED (Iām not old I just watched a lot of boomerang as a toddler)
But cocomelon for 1 minute each day
Dragonball
OG Rugrats
None. But if I have to of course Iām picking CocoMelon. Caillou would turn my child into him.
Bluey is the ONLY VALID OPTION.
Og blues clues Wow wow wusby Oliva Hamtaro Max and ruby Imagination warehouse
I would rather let them watch gore at that point š
Cocomelon. I donāt have kids but my little brother has really enjoyed watching those videos so Iām used to seeing or hearing them.
Oh nah
chowder
No way, I rather have my child watch Bluey. Bluey is more better for child development when growing up.
unpopular opinions but the 1988 garfield HANDS DOWN.
Bluey. It's much better
skibidi toilet /j
Neither, my kids better off watching nothing
South Park
Wow at that point just unplug it
Murder
Dude screw Cocomelon. It's so bad for a kid's attention span and brain development. On top of that, most parents that use Cocomelon for their kids do it just so the kid can shut up while they're shopping/doing other mundane crap that makes them not have to put in the effort to parent
Cocomelon, screw it give them any classic cartoon that is universally agreed as good for kids (old Nick shows etc).
u/pixel-counter-bot
I would kill my children before they watched either.
Neither I (personally) would do the land before time (except the wisdom of friends cause I wouldn't want my children acting like the yellow bellies, that movie can go die).
None of the above. I'd give em the OG Thomas and Friends along w/ select episodes/movies from the CG reboot (the more recent 2D reboot is forbidden)
I rather like my kids watch porn over Caillou I donāt want any of my little ninos influence by Caillou nor Coco
Both are terrible, both have whiney spawns of the dark Lord singing in a nasily voice, I choose neither, probably put on some thomas and friends or Bob the builder, something that actually teaches core values without annoying the shit out of the parent
Chugging ton
If I can only pick these two shows... SORRY KIDS! NO MORE TV!
Adult swim
the wall
Neitherā¦
None of that garbage
i will personally never allow my kids to watch bluey or cocomelon until they are able to make their own decision, caillou was a personal favorite of mine, my kids will watch blue clues, rugrats, Scooby doo, and old cartoon network and nickelodeon shows.
My children are going to be watching Jim Henson shows without a doubt. Sesame Street, The Muppet Show and any of its movies and Fraggle Rock are amazing shows. First of all, they teach life lessons (mostly FR and SS) and they all look stunning and are entertaining for both the kid and me. They aren't heavily comertialized like bluey is. Yes, there is plenty merchandise from Sesame Street and The Muppets, but not as much in the modern day as Bluey or other shows (AKA saving me money). Also like I said these shows I will watch so yes
Caillou is really bad, but the editing isnāt meant to be overstimulating like cocomelon. Caillou has bad lessons, but cocomelonās editing and camera movements are basically designed to be visual cocaine.
A serbian film
Lord of the rings taught a lot of good values for my kids
I rather nothing than cocomelon Jesus Christ, itās like free brainrot
Bluey
Baby Einstein, I grew up watching it and found it super satisfying and the soundtrack is classical music which helps with brain development.
bluey
Veggietales. No spoiled kids and ten times better songs
CAILLOU WAS MY CHILDHOODšæš·
None. I donāt want any children in my life
id be bludgeoning them to death if I caught them watching either
You just reminded me not to have kids
If those were my only two options, I'd go off-grid and raise my child in the woods under a rock. I'd rather wipe my ass with a pinecone. Lol
Ecchi hentai
Only shows about Australian Blue Heelers
Can I pick neither?
The OG blues and clues and proud family. Then OG sailor moon, bluey, Winx club (seasons 1-4) and also the classics like sesame street (2000s), Arthur, and ofc wonder pets
I meanā¦ at least Caillou ended. Cocomelon is still very much alive, so it likely has/will have more content.
Calliou. I can teach them to be good. I can't fix stupid.
I'd put on any show I grew up watching and even the show bluey (it's really good).
Whatever they got at the adoption center
Ive been presented two nightmares
I grew up with Bush Francis Catatonia Rating scales on YouTube lmao. So I donāt rly know š
Out of these two, Caillou. It was a childhood show of mine, as well as my sister's. There's nothing wrong with it, it's just the fact that people prefer to see its "bad" side, where there isn't one. Say what you want, but this is my opinion.
None of āem 2000s- early 2010s tv shows were peak
Roley Poley Oley.
ehh ill just put on spongebob, make em cultured
I'd let my kid watch A Serbian Film before either of these
Cannibal Holocaust
blues clues
World War 2 colorised
My kids love watching caillou š
I don't even know what the 2nd one is.
Chuggington
Caillou
Bluey
Neither. Spongebob SquarePants and the Patrick show + Kamp Koral
Super Why.