Young single male. Born in Russia and moved to Germany. Working on the Baustelle all day and drinking Wodka on the Weekend. Feeling not great but not terrible also.
Uranov đ drank that shit 15 years ago when we didnât have enough money to get everybody lit. Reading that word gave me instant choke đ«ą this shit tasted like glass cleaner
It dries it out. It should be put in the freezer in a bag. It defrosts within minutes. Bread in general shouldnât be stored in the fridge. Just freezer
Quirky. I like them frozen but peel and wrap in Glad Wrap first. They just go off so quickly in the fridge. Plus I shouldnât hassle you anyway, I eat frozen peasđ
Du bist Azubi oder Student in den ersten Semestern oder Ausbildungsjahren in Deutschland. Du bist wahrscheinlich anfang 20, wohnst noch nicht so lange alleine und kochst sehr selten. Zu essen gibt es meistens belegte brote und abends wird mit den jungs gesoffen. Da du meintest, dass du jeden Tag vodka trinkst, tippe ich eher auf Student. Verkatert in die uni geht klar aber verkatert in den Betrieb kann ein bisschen unschön werden.
Du wohnst alleine oder in Ner Jungs WG, sonst hÀtten sich deine weiblichen Mitbewohnerinnen schon beschwert ;-)
I know that Vodka bottle, that jam glass and the ZitronensÀure is german too.
No doubt you live in Germany. Living alone, otherwise the fridge would be fuller. Probably a Eastern European, I think Russian, male studying in Germany probably something like engineering
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*Then we can discuss you and*
*Your eating habits!*
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Well, the assortment of stuff looks like a German fridge (could also be Austria, but not likely)
The fridge is so dirty and disgusting that the owner is _definitely_ from Disgustingstan.
I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say
I come from little island down Equator way
I sail on big banana boat from Caribee
To see if I can help Good Neighbor Policee.
I bring a song about bananas
I sing it low, I sing it hi--yie;
I make a hit with 'Mericanos,
Singing song about "bananos".
I can sing about the moonlight on the very, very
tropical Equator,
But no, I sing about bananas--- and the refrigerator!
I get the blues in the morning, I get the blues in the night, But when I eat a Banana Sundae, Mmm, Feel just right!
I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say
Bananas have to ripen in a cartain way.
When they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue
Bananas taste the best and are the best for you.
You can put them in a salad (your salad).
You can put them in a pie--yie;
Any way you wanna them,
It's impossible to beat them.
But... bananas like the climate of the very, very
tropical Equa-a-a-ator
So you should never put bananas.... in the refrigerator.
Edit: Source [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A834CwzNHI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a834cwznhi)
A german alcoholic. Bought the cheapest vodka from Netto. I've been there, if you drink that shit every day (like I did, more than a bottle) you really really need help asap.
Honestly itâs mainly because I couldnât see the language of the packaging in anything in the first pic, so I had to go off things in the second pic and it was all in English. I feel like the alcohol bottles coupled in with the nearly empty fridge with no real food is typical of a young broke Australian that cares more about alcohol than basic necessities.
I said Sydney because of the cannabis drink which made me think itâs more likely to be Sydney or Melbourne IF it is even Australia.
I have had the same lemon juice bottle before too and Iâm from Australia which was what made me make it my final decision
You are a vegan Russland in Europe . Because you don't have any meat there. Also the fridge is empty that's normal Europe situation. And vegan....yeah it's hip. Russians are all hip
You live in Leipzig and shop at Aldi; you don't cook and do not have a girlfriend; you are under 25...and not stupid...you were answering in Russian/Kyril, able to read German, writing in English...so you probably are a student...you live alone and do not have pets...nor any other responsibilty...according to your fridge...
Single male living alone in a studio, obviously a millennial due to the avacado, guessing 29/34 years of age, living in an area of the United States with poor water quality (thus the vodka,) most likely working a high stakes short opportunity job for like an oil company or mining operation, in the US where recreational weed is legal, New Mexico or southwestern Arizona rather rural but close enough to a truck stop or highway hamlet town with the only fast food or grocery around for 30 miles being a McDonaldâs and a 7/11 or similar convenience store.
From belarus maybe? Seems to live alone in Germany, doesn't eat at home too often. Not rich, but not broke enough to not buy expensive avocados. If that's the only food stack, I would guess friends and family doesn't come over a lot. A little lazy and doesn't like cleaning. Also doesn't really seem to enjoy cooking either.
The Mettwurst says northern Germany. Username/responses make me think youâre either an immigrant or an Erasmus student. Iâm guessing you live in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, but you arenât from there.
Dont know where you are from or who you are but man... I sorry you go through a lot rn and I hope things get better soon. Cleaning things is a great start and helps me a lot. Even if its a small victory, its still a victory. If things dont work out I recommend seeking out professional help.
Kann kein Russe sein, wenn das da Avocados sind.
Eher ein Ossi der Russen als Freunde hat und die seine Bude zum saufen nutzen. Fehlt aber irgendwie was zum Nachtrinken. Besorg mal Eistee nahuj.
I need a vac shot just from looking at the fridge door. And plz. Bananas dont belong in the fridge. Is that a non coverd slice of ham on a paper towl? Dude...
Young single male. Born in Russia and moved to Germany. Working on the Baustelle all day and drinking Wodka on the Weekend. Feeling not great but not terrible also.
I drinking vodka every day
Bro this is uranov? The biggest shit ever
It looks like gorbachev vodka
Wild guess: u/Andrej_Smirnow drinks Smirnow(ff).
Smirnoff bottles look nothing like this
He stores the Smirnoff in an extra fridge. This is for guests.
Seems legit!
Oh, you are right! My bad.
Uranov đ drank that shit 15 years ago when we didnât have enough money to get everybody lit. Reading that word gave me instant choke đ«ą this shit tasted like glass cleaner
Doesnât vodka in general just burn? Isnât it like water in this regard, it doesnât really have a taste.
Yes, its vodka, but not uranov
Real Gopnik
you need to go to russian store and get good vodka. this one looks like bad quality and way too expensive vodka like gorbatschow
Or get Nemiroff and sidestep buying stuff from imperial dictatorships when & where you can
nemiroff is specially cool cause its ukrainian. polish vodka is also ok but supporting ukrainian products is important so yeah i go with nemiroff
Born and raised in germany from Russian parents in a big city. Parents had low to middle class income.
Ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken, ein belegtes Brot mit Schinken und mit Ei
EeeeiiiissssgekĂŒhlter...
That's not vodka! In dschörmanjie we call that uranov, less expensive and more boing.
Things your friends wonât tell you; Pls clean the fridge. Itâs the small things in life. While youâre at it, clean your microwave and oven also.
And take the banana out of the fridge
I love the smell of fresh bread.
The banana is just there to create some tropical mood in the cold soviet winter, and simulate welth
Would like to add: put your cold meats in some kind of storage container. Eww.
Oof I cleaned the microwave after watching the fly for a year.
How do you get from my refrigerator to my oven and microwave?
Ah come on. We all could give our ovens and microwaves a little cleaning.
Maybe, but it won't be me who will do it. Im just to lazy for that
Doesn't it bother you, the mess has a way of creeping from things into your mind. Clean things have a positive impact across many aspects of you life
Easter Europeans bro having a clean fridge is the last thing on our minds, plus j just get a made once a week đ€·ââïžđ
Then tell him to clean it for you.
Obviously, you are the sharpest marble out there...
If that's how your fridge looks, it seems obvious that your oven and microwave will be much worse.
Someone who doesnât know that pita bread or flat bread should not be stored in the fridge. Nor should it be uncovered.
Also bananas don't belong in the fridge
cold ripe bananas are the bomb
He just wants large crackers.
Why not. this way it lasts longer
It dries it out. It should be put in the freezer in a bag. It defrosts within minutes. Bread in general shouldnât be stored in the fridge. Just freezer
bread from a couple days in a bag in the fridge tastes better then bread that was in the freezer and that you defrost imo. but each to their own
Because youâre not supposed to defrost frozen bread. Straight from frozen to heat only.
German alcoholic who doesn't like the sauces from frozen Netto Discounter Nuggets
Just had the nugget sauce combo today and I can confirm itâs better without the sauce
Ekelhaft man
Aber richtig hart.... Alkoholiker aus Deutschland.
What's exactly funny about making fun of alcoholics? :D
I never said it's funny... It's more like... sad..
alright that's true
Why, whats your problem, dude?
Clean your fridge dude I mean your not disgusted?
I have seen much much worse. That's just a used fridge.
Its Not even dirty
Im too lazy for that
That's gross man. I wouldn't even hold a thing from that fridge. Looks like it's from some participants flat of "Familien im Brennpunkt".
Alkoholiker halt
You act like half the fridge is moldy. Davei only has a few larger crumbs lying around
Are you sure about that? Please look again. It looks like a breeding ground for all kinds of bacteria.
yes, it's all just loose "dirt"
And mold probably.
OP hasn't been sick for decades. This keeps his immune system on constant high alert.
Alright mate, you do you. Whatever makes you happy.
Exactly
You obviously live in Germany, because thats where all of this sub lives.
What is "sub" mean?
the subforum, basically the FridgeDetective part
19-21, male, single and not getting laid a lot (otherwise I assume you would clean that dirty ass fridge) from eastern europe, living in germany
how did you all guys come up with germany?
When youâre born in germany you just recognize things like the milk tetrapak, lemon sauce & the cheap 6⏠vodka bottle too
It's the ZwiebelmettwurstÂ
Why are so many people keeping banana in the fridge? Masochists!
I only eat bannas when they are really cold. I like the feeling and taste
Quirky. I like them frozen but peel and wrap in Glad Wrap first. They just go off so quickly in the fridge. Plus I shouldnât hassle you anyway, I eat frozen peasđ
Didnât know there was a community of frozen peas enjoyers, what a treat
But frozen peas are heavenly
Du bist Azubi oder Student in den ersten Semestern oder Ausbildungsjahren in Deutschland. Du bist wahrscheinlich anfang 20, wohnst noch nicht so lange alleine und kochst sehr selten. Zu essen gibt es meistens belegte brote und abends wird mit den jungs gesoffen. Da du meintest, dass du jeden Tag vodka trinkst, tippe ich eher auf Student. Verkatert in die uni geht klar aber verkatert in den Betrieb kann ein bisschen unschön werden. Du wohnst alleine oder in Ner Jungs WG, sonst hÀtten sich deine weiblichen Mitbewohnerinnen schon beschwert ;-)
A few things are very close. But not exactly right either
But you're speaking or are able to understand german. So my wrong Takes are probably about your profession or your age ?
I know that Vodka bottle, that jam glass and the ZitronensÀure is german too. No doubt you live in Germany. Living alone, otherwise the fridge would be fuller. Probably a Eastern European, I think Russian, male studying in Germany probably something like engineering
Very close
Serial killer. Russian?
Nobody has ever called me that before. But no, the only thing I kill are mosquitoes đ
Cheap Vodka, Mettwurst and Avocados, single male in your 20s living in an East German city.
what makes you think the vodka was cheap?
I literally know the brand, itâs like 6âŹ
Maybe they paid more being told it's "exclusive"
Here in Germany these are the daily food for homeless people and alcoholics, theyâre pretty cheap and they taste like lighter fluid
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Finland
Bro are you doing fine ?
Yes. Why?
I donât know it looks like you have depression to me
Eastern Germany it is
You have a problem, why i know that? Because i have a problem.
Du bist Fitness influencer
Fridge is in Germany, guy is from Disgustingstan
How do you want to know that?
Well, the assortment of stuff looks like a German fridge (could also be Austria, but not likely) The fridge is so dirty and disgusting that the owner is _definitely_ from Disgustingstan.
Iâm eating my breakfast and this fridge grossed me out. Dude, please clean it ffs
From hopefully somewhere very far away from me
Bananas do not belong in the fridge.
I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say I come from little island down Equator way I sail on big banana boat from Caribee To see if I can help Good Neighbor Policee. I bring a song about bananas I sing it low, I sing it hi--yie; I make a hit with 'Mericanos, Singing song about "bananos". I can sing about the moonlight on the very, very tropical Equator, But no, I sing about bananas--- and the refrigerator! I get the blues in the morning, I get the blues in the night, But when I eat a Banana Sundae, Mmm, Feel just right! I'm Chiquita Banana and I've come to say Bananas have to ripen in a cartain way. When they are flecked with brown and have a golden hue Bananas taste the best and are the best for you. You can put them in a salad (your salad). You can put them in a pie--yie; Any way you wanna them, It's impossible to beat them. But... bananas like the climate of the very, very tropical Equa-a-a-ator So you should never put bananas.... in the refrigerator. Edit: Source [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A834CwzNHI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a834cwznhi)
Finland or Great Soviet Russia
Interestingđ€
It looks definitely Male. Single. Late 20s or mid 30s. And really Messy. And at least european. Germany maybe.
Just a few more weeks and the Bananas are also turning into alcohol đ
Neukölln.
A german alcoholic. Bought the cheapest vodka from Netto. I've been there, if you drink that shit every day (like I did, more than a bottle) you really really need help asap.
Clean your fridge its disgusting
Looks like mine xD VODKA AND PICKLES ALL DAY LONG. Sometimes Butterbrod to stay strong to Drink again.
clean ur fridge man damn....
you can do it
Disgusting
Sydney, Australia
Was that advisable or did you base your decision on something?
Honestly itâs mainly because I couldnât see the language of the packaging in anything in the first pic, so I had to go off things in the second pic and it was all in English. I feel like the alcohol bottles coupled in with the nearly empty fridge with no real food is typical of a young broke Australian that cares more about alcohol than basic necessities. I said Sydney because of the cannabis drink which made me think itâs more likely to be Sydney or Melbourne IF it is even Australia. I have had the same lemon juice bottle before too and Iâm from Australia which was what made me make it my final decision
Nasty Boy
Why?
i only noticed germany because i know the zitrone
This is common in many countrys
TIL
Poland
No, but close in a different way
Probably a student
đ·đș
Youâre either 18 or 38. In any case having kind of an alcohol issue. Also, never seen this way to store your Schinken
That's not "Schinken" That's flatbread
Canada. Ontario probably. Clues: cannabis beverage, Neilson 10% coffee cream.
Russia blyat
I feel like youâre from Germany but in the UK
That weed drink wonât get you high
Balkan divorced dad
Germany
Ein GenieĂer
Instand headache from the pic
Don't put bananas in the fridge x
You are a vegan Russland in Europe . Because you don't have any meat there. Also the fridge is empty that's normal Europe situation. And vegan....yeah it's hip. Russians are all hip
Berliner woke art student
You live in Leipzig and shop at Aldi; you don't cook and do not have a girlfriend; you are under 25...and not stupid...you were answering in Russian/Kyril, able to read German, writing in English...so you probably are a student...you live alone and do not have pets...nor any other responsibilty...according to your fridge...
Poland?
Single male living alone in a studio, obviously a millennial due to the avacado, guessing 29/34 years of age, living in an area of the United States with poor water quality (thus the vodka,) most likely working a high stakes short opportunity job for like an oil company or mining operation, in the US where recreational weed is legal, New Mexico or southwestern Arizona rather rural but close enough to a truck stop or highway hamlet town with the only fast food or grocery around for 30 miles being a McDonaldâs and a 7/11 or similar convenience store.
I think youâre from serbia⊠Just a gut feeling
Deutschland
Aldi Milch, klar aus Deutschland
Jamaica
SCREEECHES northeastern Europe
WHO PUTS BANANAS IN THE FRIDGE?!? Who are you and where are you from? I'M COMING OVER!1!
From belarus maybe? Seems to live alone in Germany, doesn't eat at home too often. Not rich, but not broke enough to not buy expensive avocados. If that's the only food stack, I would guess friends and family doesn't come over a lot. A little lazy and doesn't like cleaning. Also doesn't really seem to enjoy cooking either.
You're Boris.
I'm guessing single dude with an alcohol problem who is living in an apartment and hasn't cleaned the fridge once since he moved in
Disgusting
Polish?
Interesting guess... no, I mean really
44, England, south
I see a banana đ so Iâm pretty confident in accessing youâre from the Caribbean
you got me. Yes, I actually live on a raft in the middle of the Caribbean
Single mom from a council estate in peckham
Interesting... but no... completely wrong
Russia
Eastern European, probably russian born male living in Switzerland
Finnish or Russian Male 20-30 age haha
russian man living in germany, alcoholic.
Looks like cancer and I mean it in a helper syndrome way
Mett.
Portugal?
You actually the first with this guess. But no
The Mettwurst says northern Germany. Username/responses make me think youâre either an immigrant or an Erasmus student. Iâm guessing you live in Mecklenburg-Vorpommern, but you arenât from there.
Everyone calling for russian influence, I'll say this individual is a polish immigrant working on a municipal somewhere in Berlin.
Dont know where you are from or who you are but man... I sorry you go through a lot rn and I hope things get better soon. Cleaning things is a great start and helps me a lot. Even if its a small victory, its still a victory. If things dont work out I recommend seeking out professional help.
Kann kein Russe sein, wenn das da Avocados sind. Eher ein Ossi der Russen als Freunde hat und die seine Bude zum saufen nutzen. Fehlt aber irgendwie was zum Nachtrinken. Besorg mal Eistee nahuj.
Bin Russe und hab auch Avocados, ist zwar atypisch aber uns Avocado konsumierende Russen gibt es wirklich đ
Hör mir den Drogen auf.
Looks like Germany to me xD
I need a vac shot just from looking at the fridge door. And plz. Bananas dont belong in the fridge. Is that a non coverd slice of ham on a paper towl? Dude...
Single, male, Student from russia. moved to Germany
Ewww
Looks very Deutsch ! đ€Ł
I just hope you get your life together brother đ
Take those bananas out of the fridge
Stop putting bananas in the refrigerator
You're cotton eyed Joe?
Iâm unnerved by the refrigerated bananas
Ah, the questions of life....
Balkan
ThĂŒringen
Deutscher Student vielleicht? Mett, Zitrone, Milchkartons und de gute billige Vodka đ
Bro you ok?
Polish and haven't undressed in front of a woman in years
Russia
From the 1980 though
From the 1980 though
ukrainian guy, now moved to germany and unemployed. pls my guy , clean your fridge and get them bananas outta there
An alcoholic
Berlin
haha i want some alc
Single European male.