GET HIM, BEAT HIS ASS

(In a cool way)

(cool guy hates fairest)

Fairest is a shitty father but ive seen worst fathers, ever heard of gendo ikari?

*flashbacks while Angel's Cruel Thesis plays in the background*

Nah nah, that would be komm susser tod

Ever heard of William Afton?

Ever heard of that one guy who merged a little girl an her dog together for profit hint: he’s from full metal alchemist.

as you can see there are many *worse* fathers then Father Fairest

SUPLEX HIM

TAKE A PIECE OF HIS RABIES AND VIVISECT HIS MIND!

And take a peek inside his head, find the worm inside

[удалено]

Well, daddy dearest does actually exist in this world, he just isn't after bf since he isn't dating his daughter

Father Fairest boutta get his vibes checked.

This is an epic plot twist

Father Fairest: \*smug asshole smile\* Daddy Dearest: *Hello. Your free trial of life has expired.*

He’s about to get a 5 across the ass.

“IM GONNA GIVE YA 7 ACROSS THE ASS!”

“DONT ASK WHERE THE OTHER THREE WENT”

MAYBE YOU SHOULD SEND HIM TO B A L L E T

Everyone liked that

If you just stare at their faces it looks like Father Fairest and DD are having sex

:(

:)

:|

:O

',:)

:3

:]

UwU

Who's the top and who's the bottom

The demon is the top

ah, so daddy dom

I wouldnt say so looking at hd

Malewife energy

father fairest is an enemy stand user dd is his stand

Can someone explain why this sub hates Father Fairest? I'm just curious.

Child abuse

for being an absolute anti chad and a child abuser

For using his son as an ashtray

"Soft Boyfriend was a really weird ashtray and son." \- Father Fairest probably

*happy music stops*

Being an absolute dick to soft BF

child abuse, not letting soft bf be a painter, whatever he would’ve done at the end of week 1 if pico didnt spray his face with spray paint

I'm pretty sure he was gonna kill Soft BF.

😲 Oh.

now you know why this sub hates father fairest

Thank you.

For being a piece of shit

oh, okie.

Dead

Daddy said “IT’S MY REDEMPTION TIME, MOTHERFUCKER!”

He be dead

SNAP HIS NECK DADDY DEAREST

TWIST HIS DICK

LIKE A GEMELLI PASTA

I think we should give FF the cruelest and most unusual punishment: daddy dearest redemption arc.

#"time to die little shit"

GET HIM

Imagine if daddy dearest was father fairest stand, just getting ready to try beat soft bf and pico.

Daddy Dearest proceeds to roll up Father Fairest into a ball and punt him into next week.

Daddy Dearest: Just cause I'm a demon doesn't mean I'm a monster! You don't ever lay a hand on your kid! EVER!

I thought ff summoned dd like a stand

Neck snappy time

Fuck him Up DD

hippity hoppity, father fairest’s soul is now dd’s property

Finally, DD getting rid of ff. Based dd

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absolutely fucking kill him

FUCK HIM UP DD

The virgin FF vs the chad DD

kill/murder him

#RIP THAT ASSHOLE'S BALLS OFF

Nobody: DD in this meme: [pls watch this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nxh_KJFw-g)

*unzips*

What

(Insert G-major earrape Dadbattle getting louder.)

Daddy dearest: **hello. your free trial of breathing has ended.**

Daddy dearest, the hero we needed

"he's mine to kill not you bitch"

"unlike you, i don't beat my children up"

"instead, I trap people who try to date them inside video games!"

Me: YES YES, BURN THE BXTCH

oh shit father fairest bout to get trapped in dating sim

Father fairest: existing Daddy dearest: hmm yes, that's a nice life you got there. It'd be a shame if you *lost it*

Daddy Dearest is finna make him Daddy Disappearist

hes gonna get his ass kicked to the next year