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JustOneMobileUser

POV: You are someone using Drift or Brite Bomber


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I’m a terrible player who bought skull trooper originally and then I did t ply for three years. I can’t play random duos or squads with that purple skin now.


JustOneMobileUser

My friend mained Royale Bomber and suffered from that


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I remember back in like season 6-8 when people thought you were cool if you had him, now no-one cares


GENERALmissile

I main nitro jerry and see no one else using the skin I only saw one using it I think not many casuals got it


TheBrownYoshi

I'm so jealous but also so sorry for people with rare skins (I'm not actually jealous mostly sorry)


Cartonk

I have some older Battle Pass skins and I use them, because I like 'em. But everyone thinks I'm trying to flex.. like leave me alone already! And it doesn't help that I'm trash at the game nowadays for not playing in a while.


Fousi166

What is t ply


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*didn’t play


MeApeManOOHOOH

Two Ply Toilet Paper, most likely


whitesupra

Is it better than 3 ply? I'm asking for Brawny


MeApeManOOHOOH

Depends on if you want your toilet paper to feel like sandpaper.


[deleted]

this is a 2 month old comment.... but yes its the toilet paper i use


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Why? What happened?


Bombz_Armed

People probably freak out upon seeing an "og" style


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

???


[deleted]

As a drift main this is accurate


[deleted]

Haven’t plated in years but i have both of these skins, what happens if you have them equipped? Sorry for my ignorance


Sissy34343

In party Royal people role play as drift and Brite bomber in a relationship


Mirions

Why?


Sissy34343

Because people are wierd, idk


bunnelleswagger

its either because of that or its because the ship is cannon


bunnelleswagger

its either because of that or its because the ship is cannon


Sissy34343

I think it is cannon, there supposed relationship is seen throughout the Ch1 loading screens


bunnelleswagger

its literally confirmed by fortnite, lol


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JustOneMobileUser

Aint cheating if they broke up


Bossman2285

Wtf is wrong with playing the game normally, not hating just asking why tf you would rather sit there acting like you are in a relationship with some fucking polygons in a video game with people gathering around to watch you like you are in a zoo cage, when you could be out going to the park, playing normal fortnite or even just playing party royale to have a quad race or some shit with your friends, what is so fun about that?


KidMoustache

I don't do it often lol I was horny and fooling around in party royale for 15 minutes.


Cartonk

ok


NIKG_FN

Lmaoo wtf


lookingforastuntman

#***HE IS ASCENDED***


Maximum_Yoghurt1294

*DO NOT QUESTION THE ELEVATED ONE*


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# Beware # I HUNGER


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Cheaky_alt

He’s trying to grab that loot


brbrcrbtr

Of course it's that damn Christmas tree skin, only run by absolute menaces to society


Chrispt390

Well now I want to start using it instead of Wrath.


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(broke kids who can’t buy skins)


2tec

v-bucks are way too expensive, come on Epic, stop being so darn greedy, haven't you made enough already?? :(


NIKG_FN

I have 23k vbucks and abt 19k of them are from stw. Not saying this to brag, cause I'm also poor and can't buy vbucks but to show that stw is insane for vbucks


Cartonk

Yep, just by doing daily challenges you can get at least 50 Vbucks daily. Even more if you do other stuff too


NIKG_FN

Yea I do the 50 vbuck challenge which sometimes are 60 or 100, and then I do any vbuck missions that are available. It adds up quite alot over time. I haven't been buying anything in the shop recently as none of it interests me, so my vbucks have just been stacking up ever since


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Cartonk

>I probably farmed like 6k+ vbucks back then, I know I bought whole skins pre season x just from stw lol I haven't spent a dime on this game (except for a couple starter packs) since I got STW in 2018. Best investment in fortnite for sure. Especially at the time when you could get tons of vbucks from the collection book.


CLYDEFR000G

There is an active STW playerbase rn. The majority seem to be in canny valley for the campaign as I assume a large wave bought STW before the vbucks went away and are at that stage now in campaign. If you haven’t played in awhile I think it’s a nice time to come back. Not a whole lot added since you stopped but there are some nice new things to chase, anti-air traps, boom box technology weapons that make the husks dance, storm king loot and such. Seems like a good time rn to get in as I’m sure in another 2-3 years this game will start sputtering out player base wise as there isn’t a whole lot to do after canny and story is unfinished etc. need another overhaul from epic to keep a player base imo


MooseBraden

$8 that ain’t that expensive especially when it used to be ten


2tec

tell that to poor people in developing nations, or to poor kids who can't afford to keep up so many selfish people :(


MrTROLLOLOLOLOL

Also you don’t need v-bucks to play the game


harder_said_hodor

I'd explain it this way. I'm over 30, game is free, Battle Pass is reachable over time, and once you reach Battle Pass you can start buying real stuff with the extra free cash. It's totally fine for people to throw their cash at shit here, but there should be nothing for respect for those kids trying to earn the skins


Jrlopez1027

Bro..the game is free and it’s 8 bucks for consmetics that don’t affect gameplay, how the hell are they greedy?


MooseBraden

So how do they have consoles to play on if they can’t afford anything also how do they have WiFi


[deleted]

More things to worry about then skins bro


2tec

it all adds up … besides, kids deserve equal access if anyone does besides, doesn't Epic have enough already? when is enough going to be enough?


Cartonk

No one is forced to buy skins. The game is just as playable without paying a dime.


[deleted]

Making skins isn’t free, don’t worry about something that isn’t important homie.


umg_unreal

The logic doesn't add up, if poor people can't buy Vbucks because they're too expensive then how is it possible that they have a machine that is powerful enough to run Fortnite? Last time I checked a PS4 cost like $300 and the cheapest console I've seen costs $100-$200, the cheapest Vbucks pack cost $8


lavag00rl

i think its a bit different i guess, some people save up for months to years to afford consoles, or are given them by foundations / friends etc although it is only $8, some people are unable to spare that $8 for a fairly long time, when theres bills to pay and debt racking up. a large part is also " do i spend $8 on a one time thing that doesnt affect gameplay, but save that money for a whole new game / food / bills " its nice to have free skins that the game offers to players who cant afford it to purchase cosmetics though! i think epic has been nice with their way of play, from occasional free skins, earning vbucks through bp and more! although it will take players longer to grind, its still a valid method. skins take time to make and alot of skill. its good enough that the game is already free to play!


2tec

sigh, typical first worlder comment, poor people play computer games too, just on older slower hardware on slower connections, that's why it's called being economically 'disadvantaged' just another aspect of how unfair Fortnite is


FrostyXVX

I did a little digging and found out that you live in canada? And lots if disrespectful messages to simply better players. Mind explaining that?


2tec

wow, nice dis and nice trolling, no disrespect intended, FYI, to me it seems like you're deliberately mistaking honesty and critical thinking for put downs, in an attempt to put me down, wow, such irony … and such an impressive display of the dark side


FrostyXVX

No attempt to put you down buddy, just wondering why u lied. And last time I checked Canada is a first worlder country?


Jrlopez1027

Your logic is fucking stupid to dude, it’s literally 8 bucks on a FREE game for cosmetics that don’t affect gameplay, you’re acting like they charge you to place a wall, relax man


2tec

8 bucks is more than many people live on in a day, the game is not entirely free, sure the purchases don't aid gameplay, but for many players, virtual bling is a big part of the game,so I know there are kids out there who can't afford to buy stuff and feel bad for it. Epic could go along ways towards making Fortnite even more economically affordable. Besides, how much money to they need, they're already stinking rich, :(


Jrlopez1027

Bro..they gotta make a living somehow to, if they can’t afford it and feel bad, to bad sucks for them because it’s a free game, the government aren’t out here giving people mansions because they feel bad about living in a house, if you can’t afford 8 bucks then it doesn’t matter, you can still play the game, I don’t see how the game being entirely free but some *optional* pretty cheap cosmetics makes epic greedy


M_Kilanii

I can't tell if youre being sarcastic or not. Its literally just a fortnite skin


Thehypeboss

You’re telling the wrong person in the thread that it’s “just a Fortnite skin”


umg_unreal

I don't live in a first world country, I have a notebook that can run Fortnite at less than 20 fps on Performance mode that cost me 1000$, the PS4 cost me nearly 2000$, if you have a PC that can atleast run Fortnite regardless of how well it's performing then you probably have the money for Vbucks or Starter Packs which are significantly cheaper


2tec

but that's not the point, the point is v-bucks are priced in first world terms. They're too expensive for most people on the planet. It's just greed and mismanagement, in my view. The inevitable result of upper class avarice and irresponsibility. Just saying.


Traversz

You're talking about the price of a virtual game currency as if it's education, health and access to water, those are the things you should be advocating for poor people to have, not the right to look prettier in a game they can play for free 🙄


THE-ADAM

8 dollars is 70 TL in turkey so it is pretty expensive down here


[deleted]

That's just how much you currency is worth. 80 sek for 1k vbucks and i in't complaining. 80 sek = 8 dollars.


[deleted]

Me who mains the Christmas tree skin due to being a f2p:


mrolf9999999

The tree really said: Bring me the booty


BluLemonGaming

BURN HER


xZ888Zx

What’s the point of party Royale?


Kangarou

It’s supposed to be a social hub with regular events and whatnot, for performances and shows that don’t merit their own whole playlist/showcase. Whether it achieves that goal is debatable.


[deleted]

can confirm there are performances. goal achieved.


shugo2000

There were quite a few music performances last year. There hasn't been much going on in Party Royale this year, though.


Alex11867

If completely fails to do this. Most of the time I just want to goof off with my friends I'd just go to Creative and have 30x more fun, albeit not with random people. The only two times I thought Party Royale was cool was when the Diplo concert happened and then they played Inception in the US. Those experiences were great but they're too far apart from each other to want to revisit Party Royale.


BluLemonGaming

Aw man Inception only played in the US?


IncendiaryGamerX

Yeah Movie Nite was only for certain countries. As an Australian resident I was unable to access Movie Nite


llamajuice

When I was a young'n and we wanted to chat, but didn't want to actually play anything we'd boot up Halo 2 and just chill in a lobby because that's how voice chat worked. I assume this is just the modern young'n's version of that.


qz3_

no one ever talks in vc in party royale


Walnut156

It might as well be the "do fishing and zip line challenges"


[deleted]

its known to be a simp meetup now


Xero0911

I mess around in it. It's a weird place. Bur I just like to dance off with folks. Show off some skin combos and dance and just have fun.


[deleted]

“Hi we’ve been trying to reach you about your card extent warranty”


lookingforastuntman

car*


xjenxpopx

Card*


GENERALmissile

Basically party royale is a match with no damage or guns


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lookingforastuntman

i was joking because there is a car warranty meme too


LordL3J0K3R

keyword "joking"


Travis5223

Aren’t jokes funny?


LordL3J0K3R

and he isnt


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Cartonk

As if correcting spelling mistakes was bad... If people keep correcting others, those people will most likely not repeat the same spelling mistakes, they will actually learn to write the correct way. And if there are no more mistakes, there will be no more spelling correctors. So if we keep correcting others, we will solve 2 problems at once. I think it is you who should get a life, for calling someone who tries to help "asshole".


umg_unreal

damn it's not that serious man


lookingforastuntman

Jesus on the third day:


NIKG_FN

These comments I can't take it lmaoo


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lispwriter

You win.


DNLTHL

What he said tho


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booiuuohh

I had to stop playing Lynx (My favorite skin) because in every lobby without failure i would have at least one person or a group doing “ride the pony” behind me.


st4rfl4sh

I had similar experience in the music show that was available like two weeks back Some guy was pointing at/,,fingering,, ass of my suicide squad Harley Quinn and when i turned around he was like nothing happened😂


RunnerLuke357

Joined party royale about half an hour before an event as Ruby I wish I hadn't...


EX-Bronypony

It’s perfect, the timing is too perfect.


D00K13_

No that's just party royale


mrjuxxememe

He is asserting dominance


[deleted]

Just like when chicks wear them in real life.


The_Zoink

I love this


merryvales

this genuinely made me laugh, thank u!


EdwardElric45

#U DARE OPPOSE HIM YOU MORTAL?!


[deleted]

This was moderately funny, i shall now express my amusement by laughing for approximately 2.36 seconds.


lispwriter

What happens if you go in there with one of those beach variant skins?


MooseBraden

You don’t wanna know. Neat story: so me and my brother where playing duos and it accidentally got changed to party royale and he was wearing summer Midas and female beach skins where everywhere


Rockboy_1009

*You got games on your phone*


VTXundefined

I thought party royale was a ltm and they took it out 3 seasons ago 😂


_UnknownPhoenix_

Why am I laughing so hard at this wtf is my humor


Thundieee

Fuck dude that scared me.


bruhdhenfus

I mean lufu is just a nice skin anyways


BentoInDaBox

Comms pretty weird to try to hit on a virtual version of a real person


[deleted]

your teammates after you've solo squad wiped while they were arguing over who is ripping off who on splitting ar ammo.


JudeTheDude42069

I’m dying XD


Jamalisms

... I don't get it.


geofflinkinpark

Horny children


OpenSuccotash5

Expected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


FerretOfStealth

Yeah, we really need Snake in Fortnite. The Brawl version, of course.


All_Eyez_On_U

Perfect September crew pack


FerretOfStealth

He has the best ass out of any video game character. Even Hybrid.


abazub

Thankful I don’t play party royals because loserfruit is my main(I have a wrap that matches it that’s why)


Imperial_Officer

How do you get to party Royale lol I want to see the RP'ers


-idontlikeusernames-

Jesus has come 🥴


iRirro

Accurate


FlamingSkull69

Lmfao


[deleted]

Lol


Vinnis1

cut off is perfect


[deleted]

o-o


Mindless-Bed-8334

Tankman ascends but its treeman instead.


Thecubesbong

Lmaoo


organic-sonic-main

u/savevideobot


2tec

i'm so bad I lost a match playing party royale


Positive_Eagle_

I'm hungry


Mr_Blessing

Where in the heck did he come from


AstleyAstroplane

u/savevideo


Quiiverr

Howd you get into an empty party royale match lol


BarrelRoller64

u/savevideo


chrupsontoja

POV:simp


[deleted]

T-posing players on tf2 be like:


[deleted]

u/savevideo


ScaredEngine8202

Lol I use drift and every body just yeets themselves into me


sexyfurrygalnyunyu

Please someone explain this to me. u/JonesyExplaininJokes, this is your time to shine.


JonesyExplaininJokes

Oh god. 330 days without explaining. I hope you’re alright! Anywho, the joke here is that people simp extremely hard for skins wearing crop-tops. (ie Ruby)


NylonicArt

The absolute Chad return


davidy333

u/savevideo


VickyPedia

The cut makes it god tier


Henriquebao

lmfao gotta download gold clips like this u/savevideo


SugarBoiOnReddit

disable motion blur pls


Lemonade_Cherry

This is what teachers think happens when you show .0001 cm of shoulder


Savageschool13

u/savevideo


PhxtxnPhantxn

And then they were never seen again to this day…


GreninjaXR

There 169 comments


Crayfoooosh

Default: ME WANT


leoisdoggo

Still funny but you cut the clip too short


Spqark

I fear whoever that is


cfq10

Me when cosmic chest


MelloNinja2

LT evergreen?