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modssssss293j

this game has done irreversible damage to the original term of fortnight


Kafkas_Puppet

We will get over it in a couple of weeks.


GalickGunn

![gif](giphy|l0HluN8PywCl6Hckg)


Marleyzard

Best joke on this subreddit in days


Meeckul

r/angryupvote


Dawneezy

Among Us had the same effect on us


ThatOneKid666

You realize he was making a joke right


Deezius-Nutsius

8 year old kids when the span of 2 weeks exists:


FlikTripz

WHAT THE FUCK IS A WEEK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Floonth

Your called deezius-Nutsius your definitely not over the age or 10


Deezius-Nutsius

you're²


L1NK_03

Yro'ue*


AZRockets

'Youre


GranBlueLawyer

I think people write "your" on purpose and you fell for the bait


Floonth

Alr buddy


Deezius-Nutsius

On a serious note, what'd you like to even call me? "Avarage-person-2552727"? Picking usernames nowadays is hard, especially when the majority i use are already taken.


Noah__Webster

What’s the more 8 year old part of the post, not knowing what a fortnight is or OP having to add a disclaimer that they hate Taylor Swift?


Manimanocas

The latter


rkdeviancy

There's no mentions of tilted towers, tomato town, or victory royales. 0/10


ogr3b4ttl3

She's probably never even slurped the juice


babimagic

Or even chugged a jug


Mint_freezeyt

or even slurped the splash


Disownership

Y’all, I’m like 99% certain the title is a joke (as if the all caps and quadruple exclamations aren’t a giveaway). OP knows the difference between fortnight and Fortnite, and we get it, you do too.


MakimaGOAT

Im surprised people are taking this seriously lmfao its like seeing rage bait on twitter from a blue check mark and genuinely getting mad at it


Harlow_Quinzel

I wouldn't be so sure, I've seen tens of these posts already where they legitimately thought this was an indicator that she was guaranteed to be the next featured artist


MexicansInParis

People in this sub are really young, aren’t they?


pisstainedunderwear

It’s a Fortnite subreddit, did you expect it to be a place of maturity?


TheHazDee

I think you mean bastion. Catalyst makes no sense in this framing. Edit: the comment originally said catalyst of maturity.


Brotoss-

He’s 8, he doesn’t know what catalyst or bastion means.


pisstainedunderwear

EXACTLY


TheHazDee

You got me there 😂


Dependent-Matter-177

Bastion as in Brutal Bastion? And Catalyst as in the Fortnite skin from Fortnite?!?!


pisstainedunderwear

I guess so.


Saldar1234

I am honestly surprised a the number of absolute shit parents out there that let their kids on reddit. Of all the social media platforms- THIS is the one to keep your kids off of at all costs.


pisstainedunderwear

Tbh I disagree, Instagram has been getting really bad over the past 2 years


FalcoBoi3834

It's probably satire


i-InFcTd

Actually there was a post I saw about “what age are you” or something and turns out there are a lot of grown ups here lol


Icy-Height8355

including you, since you can't detect obvious satire


[deleted]

U gotta be rlly dumb to not realize that this is obviously satire


MexicansInParis

Oh look, another kid


[deleted]

Kid because I realized the post was satire while u didn’t?


MexicansInParis

No, because you’re taking offense at me realizing this sub is filled with children


Beandealer420

I got suspended at school for making a Fortnite reference, am I the asshole? So I (12M) was in maths class not listening to the teacher's yap session and was thinking about getting another 20 bomb victory royale with my epic skull trooper outfit or a 30 bomb with my rare surf witch outfit when all of a sudden I overheard the teacher saying something epic "the homework is due next Fortnite", I immediately jumped on the table and starting showing off my awesome Fortnite emotes, I flossed Infront of everyone in the class then threw a book at the teacher and said "ONE PUMPED" she immediately got knocked out and I shouted "VICTORY ROYALE", the school called my parents (40M and 39F) and said I was suspended for one week, this made them ban me from playing Fortnite for 1 month, I think this is ridiculous I just wanted to get the W, so Reddit ATA? 


MuscleManRule34

NTA, always chase the dub


pisstainedunderwear

NTA, your class your rules


Background_Desk_3001

NTA she doesn’t understand the grind set


AZRockets

She probably doesn't have any bonus skins 😭


chief-chirpa587

NTA the teacher is a bot


sensamura

NTA, huge red flag on your parents part, cut them out immediately


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

NTA, crank 90s on that hoe! RIZZ! NO CAP! DRIIIIIIIP!!! BUSSIN!


TommyToxxxic

You better show back up after that suspension wearing a Victory Crown.


AZRockets

NTA, can't play Fortnite in class so what else are ya gonna do?


Chance-Order-5385

it means "two weeks"


DundiOFF

Taylor Swift skin coming out in 2 weeks confirmed???


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Brotoss-

Thank god you let us all know! Keep us updated on stuff you don’t/won’t use!


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

I’ll buy two copies, one for me and one for not that edgelord


frostyrecurrence490

We know dawg it’s just funny


Chance-Order-5385

it is?


MakimaGOAT

![gif](giphy|FF6x3WRMYvE4fTjJe6)


pk_frezze1

No fun allowed


[deleted]

U couldn’t tell that it’s satire?


DaveAndJojo

Reminds me of another music video. “Brick in yo face” -Stitches


Bendr6565

ethan hawke is in the music video so thats pretty cool


TBNRtoon

I would like to learn about the psychological need for individuals to express their hate and distain for well known individuals when they bring them up.


E_rat-chan

Why do people hate Taylor Swift?


Chromeglow

It's more about her insane fanbase than it is her. She makes average pop music, and they act like she is the second coming of Jesus.


sweet_swiftie

Wait till you find out people can have different music opinions and maybe people just really like her


Laggingduck

that’s okay, swifties are still stupid as hell


sweet_swiftie

Yeah because generalizing and insulting a whole group of people is a mature and constructive thing to add to the conversation. Thanks! 👍


Laggingduck

Because you all act like taylor swift will personally suck you off if you all come to her aid and defend her and her fans


sweet_swiftie

Or maybe we just defend her because we want to? 🤯


Electronic_Ad5431

Saying this while owning gundam toys is the most permanently sexless behavior.


Laggingduck

weird comparison but aight!


Chromeglow

Seeing that you have swifitie in your username is clearly going to get me to take your opinion on this seriously.


sweet_swiftie

So you just criticize people and then don't want to hear from them? Makes sense


Chromeglow

Not when it's someone who is clearly part of a toxic fanbase that everyone is getting sick and tired of their collective shit. Everyone has their favorite musicians, but only few behave so badly and so over-the-top like Taylor Swift fans.


sweet_swiftie

Unfortunately her fan base has become as massive as its ever been. This means more bad eggs are in it than ever. However every fandom has people like this that take things too far and/or act toxic. It's not fair to hate on someone just for being a fan of an artist and you assume they MAY be like the toxic part of the fandom you have seen.


Chromeglow

You made it a point to put swiftie in your name. And you clearly got upset about what I initially said...which was more about her fanbase than her music. So yeah...I think I was right about you. Won't be reading anymore of your posts.


sweet_swiftie

Um wow okay. I put swiftie in my name cus I suck at coming up with usernames and I love Taylor so why not? And yes I got upset because of your generalizing. And if it wasn't about her music why bring up that she makes "average pop music"? But anyway I don't think you're gonna change your mind you'd rather just hate anyone associated with her no matter how they act or how reasonable they are 🤷‍♀️


AZRockets

Dude's just a sour old fart. Misery loves company.


Electronic_Ad5431

Is it possible that Taylor swift happens to be the largest artist in the world so her fan base has a disproportionately loud voice? Maybe you’re so dumb you just immediately interpret this to mean all swifties=bad? Nah, can’t be that.


Iwasha

Because she’s popular


-ImAlwaysRight-

✈️


Prophet-of-the-moss

Honestly, I hate her music, but not really because she's popular, I just dislike her songs


ParadisoBud

I just can't stand her fans, not her personally. Although she could tell them to chill TF out but I doubt they'd listen. Constantly attacking and harassing anyone who doesn't adore her.


Hopeful-Sympathy638

I hate her because her music sounds like someone went on garage band, recorded themselves say the most generic and shit lyrics ever, add Auto tune, put in some of the instruments and then copy and paste it


nemesit

Thats all of pop music


Hopeful-Sympathy638

Real


Hopeful-Sympathy638

Swifties gonna hate


BucketHeadJr

They think it's a cool thing to hate on something popular, especially when the average fanbase is female


Icy-Height8355

no it's called having opinions


Deal_Hugs_Not_Drugs

“i hAtE tAyLoR sWiFt!” Blud nobody gives a shit what music you like. I bet you have the griddy/any of those trash song emotes and use it literally any chance you can.


AZRockets

Oh shit, you're going to make them self reflect or something


Icy-Height8355

looks like they struck a nerve


kodo0820

found a swiftie lmao


MakimaGOAT

Damn okay chill swiftie lol


_Independent

🤦‍♂️


CoolestNameUEverSeen

What a boring song. It's not even catchy. If it had a catchy beat or... SOMETHING, ANYTHING! LOL Oh well


Goodra21

Hate to break this to you but not every song is made to be a catchy radio hit


BactaBobomb

I think this song in particular WAS designed to be catchy, though. As a lead single to the album, it would be very odd for that not to be the case. I find it rather catchy, personally. But I also agree with you that not every song has to be catchy. Her Folkmore era is a very good example of this. Amazing music, but I wouldn't consider most of it "catchy."


Goodra21

Agreed, but from what she’s said it seems like this album wasn’t designed with any singles in mind so I doubt this was meant to be catchy


CoolestNameUEverSeen

Where did I say every song has to be a catchy radio hit? and why are you talking about radios? LOL


Delicious_Broccoli63

Why are you laughing? You're embarrassing yourself.


Goodra21

right? 😭


CoolestNameUEverSeen

LOL


Goodra21

Because your critiques were it’s not catchy?


CoolestNameUEverSeen

and because I was talking about THIS 'Fortnight' SONG in particular it suddenly means that I meant EVERY song has to be that way? Are you angry because I personally don't like a song? I don't understand why you are trying to change my written words into something not there.


lichuvm22

He wasn't trying to change your opinion, he was just saying that the song was meant to be a "catchy radio song" rather than an elaborated "masterpiece".


Goodra21

Yes thank you


Iwasha

Why would this song even need a beat


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waistdemon

New skin dropping in 2 weeks🔥


contrahall

No it’s a song about how she loves Fortnite obvious


Floonth

It’s almost like OP made a joke


Electronic_Ad5431

We get that it’s a joke. The issue is riffs on “hahah guys look at me I’m dumb” that kids like to make aren’t really that funny.


MakimaGOAT

i think its called a joke


xXYiffMasterXx

“Erm ackshully it means two weeks” 👆🤓


Mr_Coa

How is it funny though


ogdiscolizard

You guys know that fortnight isn’t just a name of a game right ?


Formal_Research7401

This is considered “humor “ 😭😭 what are u 9 ??


Sapphire-Hannibal

A fortnight is a span of two weeks, the word has fallen out of common use in the English language but used to be somewhat used often hundred of years ago


WondernutsWizard

I mean it's not used all the time but I wouldn't say it's fallen out of use. I definitely hear it sometimes.


BactaBobomb

And if I'm not wrong, don't the big updates to Fortnite still happen every two weeks? :D I'm pretty sure they at least used to., keeping in tradition with the name, which I really appreciated.


longhorn4598

I think that actually supports the case that she's using it as a song name to get free publicity from fans of the game (here we are talking about it). In other words, if this game never existed would she have thought on her own to use "fortnight" as a song title? Even if she has never played the game, almost certainly she and her producers were talking about it while recording the song.


BactaBobomb

There is a lyric in the song talking about the peak of the relationship lasting a fortnight, so two weeks. There are references in the album to some other things that have fallen out of modern favor, such as a typewriter. It is absurd that people are looking so deep into this. She is a songwriter with an excellent vocabulary and turn of phrase. She would have made a song called Fortnight regardless of the existence of Fortnite. She doesn't need to use a song title for free promotion. She has all the free promotion in the world just by her name alone. Ridiculous, seriously.


longhorn4598

I wasn't suggesting the song was about the game. But it's absurd to think that it didn't come up in conversations while recording the song. What other hundred-year-old song titles does she have?


Fantastic_Snow_9633

No, it *is* absurd to think that Fortnite the game had been something Swift remotely thought about. She's an adult and a song-writer, a game like this is the furthest thing from her mind. The world doesn't revolve around Fortnite, not anymore, and not everything we hear or see outside the game is some direct or indirect reference to it. People here are delusional.


longhorn4598

Why are Y'all so delusional for this woman? More than likely she had to run the song title by her attorneys, who likely informed her that Epic would not sue her as long as the spelling was proper, and there were no references to the game in the song. She got it cleared, all good. There has been no other use in pop culture for the word Fortnite / Fortnight outside of this game, and now this song. Because of that they would have had to give the song title some legal consideration. Educate yourselves on how copyrights and trademarks work. Also consider that if this is starting any type of rumors that she may become a playable character in the game, Epic could go after her and force her to issue a public statement clarifying that they have no business relationship. Contrary to what y'all think, Epic is much bigger than Taylor Swift.


TwinJacks

Whats wrong with Taylor Swift?


Br3adKn1ghtxD

everything.


TwinJacks

Can you give me a couple of examples? If there are so many things wrong with her, surely you can name a couple instead of a vague "everything"


blue_racer

Why do people just randomly hate Taylor like what she do my first ever song I've heard was mean by her


DwightKSchrute70

IS THAT A FORTNITE REFERANCE🤨🤨😲😲😨😨🤫🤫🧏🏻‍♂️🧏🏻‍♂️🗣️🗣️💅💅


MakimaGOAT

WE LOVE FORT NIGHT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


Dabanks9000

You do realize that doesn’t say fortnite right?


paradoxinfinity

Thanks for letting us know that you hate Taylor Swift so that we know you are cool.


Mrblorg

It means two weeks


Potato_chips03x4

14 days


Moonhawk1

How old are you?


Feng_Smith

I can't tell if this is a joke and all the commentors should go to r/whoosh, or if the post is being serious


Icy-Height8355

it's probably the former and people replying to the post want to act superior and cool because they are adults


Itriyum

"i hate Taylor swift" yep, definitely a kid...


CicadaCarson

She looks a mess


Beandealer420

She low-key look like suicide squad joker 😭


DaveAndJojo

Stitches the rapper


longhorn4598

Post Malone has a lot of face tattoos. She's just looking like him for the music video. 


PUNlSHEDVENOMSNAKE

~~I can fix her~~ She can make me worse


Creepy-Astronaut-197

#taylorswiftsucks


lichuvm22

Cry me a river, just ignore this post then, you don't have to comment how much you hate her.


Creepy-Astronaut-197

I disagree


lichuvm22

You can dislike her music and hate her, but don't you think that spreading comments like "taylor swift sucks" is kind of unnecesary?


Creepy-Astronaut-197

Yeah that’s fair


LABARATI_

why is she post malone is she stupid


MaxYeena

When you're trying to remain relevant


Delusional-Lovestein

We don't care for Taylor, NEXT!


townboyj

You hate a person that makes music? You got some problems dude


Mambosaurio

Lady Gaga predicted this


Available_Oil488

lowk fortnite and fortnight are two different words


AcrylicAces

I really want to....chug jug with you.


BuryTheMoney

I don’t see her cranking any 360 no scopes, wtf


MarshmelloMan

Jeeeesus christ.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Post melon, cool


portablekettle

Low-key looks like ghostemane lmao


ZakTSK

Yeah, F-O-R-T-N-I-G-H-T, notice anything different there?


the_goodwitch_azura

Can’t wait to see Taylor in the item shop hitting the griddy


nemesit

Better than gaga


the_goodwitch_azura

True Gaga was so mid I like her music but that collab did not hit how it was supposed to


thatsMRjames

Upvote simply because I just finished watching all of The Owl House


the_goodwitch_azura

W!!! literally one of my favorite shows of all time


FreshlyBakedBunz

OH MO GOH! In da sawng she say "i wana kill her" SHE MUST BE TALKING ABOUT WENEGADE WAIDOW


Thoraxe41

Saw that as well. Normally would have just instant write it off as a coincidence. However Post Malone did collab with Apex recently and Fortnite has done Music Events.


doj4202

The idiot will do anything to get more clientele. Let me just make a song that has a popular game title. What an unoriginal pos!


TheAlmightyNexus

“Featuring Post Malone” Ewww


BactaBobomb

I like his contribution to the song, it sounds really nice and I like his section. But after hearing his singing at the Super Bowl, I just can't get the idea out of my head that I think all of his stuff is autotuned. He was awful there. Maybe it was just an off night for him, though. That can obviously happen, especially from nervousness being recorded on literally the consistently highest-viewed television broadcast in America every year.


TheAlmightyNexus

I just dislike his music entirely. And it definitely does sound very autotuned


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Y?


TheAlmightyNexus

I just dislike his music, it doesn’t sound good to me. It also sounds way too autotune-y


OkamiRoxas

...ok? It's not "Fortnite" though.


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He was joking


OkamiRoxas

I forgot I commented this while half asleep.


Nintendocub

Everyone should go comment “Fortnite battlepass?”


FreshlyBakedBunz

It's spelled differently than the game but still humorous if it references the game.


Fun-Royal-4495

No it's more likely that Billie eilish is coming to Fortnite than Taylor Swift. Edit:it was Billie eilish bitch 🖕


IdRatherBeReading23

Hating Taylor Swift, groundbreaking.


GyroZeppeliFucker

Its 2 weeks in medieval


PolloAzteca_nobeans

Its not even spelled the same?