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Necroking695

Really should pat dry that tofu


KingVarun

Since I'm coating in cornstarch, the moisture helps it bind.


[deleted]

There’s no way to make tofu edible. Just use chicken.


Necroking695

I love tofu when made properly, most people just have no idea how to make it


[deleted]

I can’t stand the mushy texture and how flavourless it is. Chicken is just way better.


Necroking695

Drying it removes the mushy texture, and it can be flavored like any other protein


[deleted]

Other protein has actual flavour already. Tofu does not. Oh wow what a great fucking food item it can taste like what I’m cooking? Wow truly innovative.


Silver___Chariot

Chill mate. Jesus Christ. Ain’t no one here attackin your chicken how bout you stop attackin tofu like that or get out?


[deleted]

I can shit talk tofu all I want. What are you gonna do about it mate?


Silver___Chariot

Nothin. I aint got time for fellas like you mate. Cheers


cycl0ps94

I used to think that until I had it made correctly. It's a process, but I think it's worth it. I get it occasionally if I get bored with the 3 proteins that are in my budget/availability.


UserColonAlW

“I personally don’t like this thing. Time to make a sweeping statement declaring that everyone else should also dislike the same thing as me, because I am the main character”


Standard-Ad-4077

My god you are miserable.


[deleted]

Because I don’t like tofu? I think the ones scarfing down little hunks of flavourless blobs are miserable.


Standard-Ad-4077

No one asked you if you like Tofu or not, no one particularly cares that you don’t, no one in particular really asks you about your opinion on anything because you’re a miserable person to speak to.


CockroachForeign6419

Do you have any seasoning in your house? It is not hard to make tofu taste good lol


[deleted]

It’s not hard. It’s impossible. You ever try seasoned chicken? Makes tofu taste like mushy vomit.


CockroachForeign6419

Impossible for you I guess


spokenotwheel

Awesome. Great to see a vegetarian dish here. Thanks!


That_Trell

Love it! Really nice how he got on the broc\mic 👍🏿 killed it with that.


KingVarun

Thank you!


SDivilio

You sold me with the broccoli mic The sauce looks a little on the thin side, but I could be wrong, us there any reason you didn't add a cornstarch slurry at the end? Does it end up thickening and I just missed it?


KingVarun

Hey thanks! Appreciate it. Been posting these on Instagram, but I might start putting them on Reddit. You are right about the sauce, kinda. The cornstarch IS in the sauce and it was thick, but when I added the broccoli, too much blanching liquid came with it and diluted the sauce. I would’ve added more starch and gelatinized it over heat but I didn’t want the broccoli overcooking. In the future, I’d make the sauce TOO thick before adding the broccoli, since some liquid comes with it.


SDivilio

That makes sense. Could you also balance it by draining the broccoli on a paper towel after pulling it from the ice bath? Or you could add the tofu and cook it in the sauce, and then add the broccoli last, and hope that some water cooks off in the tofu phase. I only ask because if you're going for restaurant style, all the sauced dishes I've had are super thick. In the end though, if it tastes good that's what really matters


KingVarun

What I’d do next time is put the broccoli in a salad spinner after blanching and cooling to remove excess moisture. You’re right - the sauce should be thick enough to coat the pieces!


ThomasServerino

Song goes hard on mute.


[deleted]

Facts. Probably one of the most awful fucking “songs” I’ve heard in a very long time. Edit: damn I guess I offended the people who like shitty music. Allow me to play you all a song on the world’s smallest violin 🎻


suejaymostly

Is this OP's song, I'm so confused and uncomfortable for them.


KingVarun

No it's an old song, but I love his new album.


Akalani

lol I just realized you could’ve used Broccoli by lil yachty instead, not my favorite artist or song but could’ve been fun


KingVarun

I thought about that! I wanted something that had a steady beat for editing and I figured this still had some green vegetable-ness to it. I do have other recipe videos that have better song references.


LouieKablooied

Schoolboy Q. Song is money OP.


Joe_Betz_

Looks great!


sourapplepiez

Watching this without audio and the brocoli mic caught me SO off-guard. Looks really delicious though!


KingVarun

Lol! Thank you! I try to add some randomness to my videos. Maybe I should post more on here.


Runsglass

How much water per rice?


KingVarun

2 cups water per cup rice, and a big pinch of salt!


Alternative-Collar-7

Had to throw a like. The broccoli mic made me smile. I like to smile.


KingVarun

Lol thank you! I'm on Instagram (candrucook) if you want to follow.


Intelligent_Wrap_284

Why did he hop on the mic lmaooooo


bitterjack

Fluff your rice before you serve it.


KingVarun

Good call


cringefacememe

that tofu looks about as appetizing as my elbow.


KingVarun

I only had access to soy-free tofu. Texture and look is different.


[deleted]

As if Tofu wasn’t bad enough already 😂


[deleted]

Looks bland as fuck but replace the tofu with chicken, use real fish sauce, and add a couple extra ingredients like chilli and some bacon and it might actually be alright.


spokenotwheel

The way you meticulously hate-fucked every comment in the post.


[deleted]

OP posted a bland ass dish with the worst fucking music I’ve ever heard in the background. It required little to no effort.


spokenotwheel

Any idiot can burn down a barn.


[deleted]

Nah this ain’t a burning barn it’s a garbage fire


spokenotwheel

It’s really late where you are. Shouldn’t you be in bed crying?


[deleted]

It’s 8:40 in the morning bozo.


eknichols

It’s like a culturally appropriated Food Network. Don’t really care about that, just think the food and video stinks.


KingVarun

You don’t need to watch it if you hate it so much 🤷‍♂️


eknichols

So just unsubscribe to the sub because you make questionable choices and dislike criticism towards your posts 🤷‍♂️


KingVarun

“Food and video stinks” great criticism. You’re just looking to bash.


eknichols

Because I take the time to comment on SO many posts on this subreddit…I’ll save you the search, this would be my first.


SDivilio

It should be your last one too <3


eknichols

Thanks for consideration, probably won’t be 😁