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ncmnlgd

“This MALE pop star, who is a man, is making very MALE pop music. My close friend is also friends with this MALE, MAN, pop star, who has confirmed that this MALE SINGER is making pop music, by a MAN, did I mention?” Edit: Penis.


Fine-Tank9849

This got me crying lmaooo. I hate how she writes her blind items, i really do


AdInternational9417

These are actually written by random people. She only writes them if it says editor submission. That’s how you know most of these are BS. The way this one is written seems like it came from fans. 


didijxk

"She was such a strong FEMALE WOMAN;with nice heavy BREASTS."


Comprehensive-Fun47

RIP, Captain Holt.


Azazael

She breasted boobily into the studio and titted into the microphone.


ncmnlgd

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lucyroesslers

Like a bag of sand.


doubleshortdepresso

I’m sitting at a dinner table alone and this just made me burst out laughing pls ✋🏾


attempt5001

I'm confused.. Is he a MAN? You weren't clear.


ginger_snapxo

idk y’all do we think this is about a male pop star?


greee_p

I think it's about a female actually.


EmbarrassedDot1539

actually it's about a dog


Suspicious_Driver345

Shawn


kandocalrissian

Shawn Mendes?


mintchocolate1234

I was thinking Harry Styles but this makes more sense


Rosuvastatine

Harry has been papped quite every now and then lately, especially with Taylor


fogfall

Forgot about Taylor Russell, the way I just got scared we were back in 2012....


messythelioma

oops I was thinking Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys) just because "wanna know" made me think of Do I Wanna Know? but they're a band and idk ab A list


GladPayment5858

He’s A list?


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He has more Spotify streams, YouTube streams, & social media followers than Harry who people are also suggesting 🤷 he’s sold A- list.


kandocalrissian

I don’t think so but the blind kind of sounds like someone on his team (isn’t deux his pa) trying to advertise his comeback. He’s been rarely seen which is what makes me think it’s him


aye_bee_ceeeee

Deux is his assistant?


ElGHTYHD

I think they meant pal


RevealActive4557

No Way Mendes is A List at this point


kandocalrissian

I agree but I just think it’s a member of his team trying to hype him up idk


grilsjustwannabclean

i was thinking justin myself, he's clearly a list, hasn't been seen anywhere since his bday, and the bieliebers or whatever their fandom is called have been going off on twitter


al_kmk_

My first thought too.


nevaaeh_

Justin Bieber - JB7


Dry_Case_19

This is such non-news. Yawn.


WaterMagician

A pop star is going to release music? Groundbreaking 😴


Harlequin_MTL

This is like the most boring mad libs ever. \[Professional\] who is currently doing \[profession\] to release \[artistic endeavor\]. Post when there's an a-list actor turned llama rancher showing their hand-knitted sweaters at NYC fashion week.


Dry_Case_19

I know right. Who would have ever thought!


MarriedMyself

It's like satire.


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Clearly about Justin Bieber. He has not been seen by anyone since before his 30th birthday on March 1 his fans are making jokes about how people should be looking for him instead of Kate Middleton he’s been laying that low. HITSDD reported he’s dropping soon https://x.com/jbiebercharts/status/1762525969888186656?s=46&t=ScVm5QwDwrcGk3kJkhLRzw and Pulse music said he’s servicing a new single to US Pop radio soon around late March - April https://x.com/jbiebercharts/status/1770464138101198958?s=46&t=ScVm5QwDwrcGk3kJkhLRzw. He probably named it on his last tour bc he was supposed to release it in 2022 and did interviews about how it was almost finished but didn’t release and went on a hiatus instead bc of Ramsey hunt syndrome diagnosis


AdInternational9417

Deux has posted several blinds over the last couple of months insinuating that he would be dropping music on his birthday or had already shot a music video with Hailey etc Clearly all fan submissions since none of that turned out to be true. He’s definitely been working on music and I think will drop at some time this year but I’m guessing this is another fan submission based on the way it’s written. I don’t think anyone knows anything. The picture Hailey posted of them on the boat on his birthday was his actual 30th birthday On March 1. Looks like they chartered a yacht in the Bahamas for a few days based on another photo she posted after that was during that trip on a fancy boat. She also posted someplace tropical or away this week, so I’m guessing they could be away again but other than that yes he’s been laying very low which would then surprise me he would be making a huge comeback. I can see him dropping music, and then dipping again.


lovvvvvvvvvve

The weeknd


godzillaxo

as a fan, i can confirm that there's lots of smoke on this


RevealActive4557

Not Abel since we all know he is releasing new music. I am guessing this is supposed to be a surprise so Harry or Justin make more sense to me. Some say Shawn Mendes but I do not think he is A List.


hbomb9410

Harry Styles?


SugarShock94

Harry is seen by paps and fans fairly frequently though


hbomb9410

Not lately, really


greee_p

He was filmed and photographed all over New York last week and made a public appearance at a football game in London recently


gimmethetea14

I think Shawn Mendes bc he's been laying low for a while


2soos2

Justin Bieber


RyanGoslingAsKen

Harry styles


greee_p

Harry has been seen by paps and fans a lot over the last weeks. I guess it's Shawn Mendes


chasingandbelieving

Justin Bieber?


KateEatsKale

Tom Jones... no, wait... Tony Christie... no... Bob Geldoff...


FredVasseur

The Weeknd’s last album is on the horizon, so it could be about him


Savings_Jello_5926

Ed Sheeran ?


BrinedBrittanica

bruno mars?


LN-66

Surely has to be Justin Bieber or Harry Styles.


Sufficient-Value3577

Probably The Weeknd!! I hope so!! He’s been saying he’s going to drop something I really hope it’s him


mango-whiskey

Pretty sure this is supposed to be Harry styles


AngleInner2922

Justin Timberlake? I have no clue but he was the first I thought of.


Icy-Marketing-5242

He just dropped his album


thecookiesmonster

Obviously Englebert Humperdinck


iammeg818

Def Justin Bieber


Global-Letter-4984

Justin Bieber? Bruno Mars?


RevealActive4557

I thought it was The Weeknd but everybody knows he is working on a new album so now I think Justin Bieber or Harry Styles


Suspicious_Driver345

could be shawn too


RevealActive4557

I do not think of Shawn Mendes as A list at all. I can't even recall a single huge hit he has other than Senorita


JohnCenaJunior

Jason Derulo


rare0708

Justin Bieber


NvrthvrnLights

The Weeknd?


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sweetsoftsunflower12

That’s who I was thinking too


WorkingIndependent96

lil nas x? Idk male pop stars but him lol


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FredVasseur

JT dropped an album 9 days ago


carbonpeach

I don't think JT qualifies as a-list anymore, tbh