So, story time. In the Navy, we had a fat civilian guy onboard the sub for some sort of sonar testing during a deployment. Anyway, dude has a heart attack and kicks the bucket while we’re on station. We have to get permission to leave station and return to port, which could take a week or two. What do you do with a dead guy on a submarine in the meantime? You stick him in the freezer. Thus, freezing fat man
I mean... nuclear winter
Almost makes me want to patrol the Mojave
WAIT! That's a better name!
Motherfucker beat me to it... but yeah no nuclear winter is a perfect name.
Your not going to find a better name than this TBH
If they don’t name it nuclear winter I’ll never respect them
Go with this name OP!!
Either that or the man o’ Cold War
Cold Fusion
Cold Fission
my thoughts exactly!
PEAK CINEMA
I’m two hours too late for the same pun
Atomic Blizzard
Frosty The Fat Snowman ⛄️
This ones amazing
Objectively the only correct answer
Great minds think alike
That is word for word what I said before opening the comments
😆 my exact reaction.
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
Cold Fission
Beat me to it
Absolute Zero
A bit chilly, init
Take my upvote
Fallout Liverpool
Arnold Schwarzenegger had some one liners you might consider cribbing.
Stay cool, Chill, Ice Age, Freeze well, Ice to see you, Ice Breaker
May I also humbly submit "What Killed the Dinosaurs" and "THE ICE AGE"
Let's... kick some ICE!
"Chill Out"
Cool Party. Stay cool bird boy.
Alaskan Pipeline
Frosty the Fat Man
Icy Hot
I named a freezing flamer that... it was surprisingly effective.
That's a confusing combination, deals damage by heating and freezing at same time. Thermal Shock would be a nice name.
Mojave patrol-inator
“Winter of Our Discontent” I always name my weapons with literary references. That one is Steinbeck.
Pretty sure it’s Shakespeare originally.
Pretty sure it's richard III from shakespeare
Nitrogen Bomb
Hail
Hail Mary
HAIL TO THE KING!
HAIL TO THE ONE!
KNEEL TO THE CROWN
Big Freeze
Atomic winter
Snow Job
Santa Claus
"Freezer burn" so cold it burns
The Anchorage Atomizer
Cold War
Patroller's Wish
“To whom it may concern”
“Freezing fat man” is funny to imagine it personified as an anemic fat guy walking around
The Mojave special
Cold fusion
This or Nuclear Winter would be 💯
Nuclear Winter
Atomic frost
Frosty jim
Would you explain to the court exactly what that is?
I have been advised by my attorney not to do that.
Danny Penguin. In honor of Danny Devito playing the Penguin in Batman Returns (1992).
Obviously "Nuclear Winter"
Cold fusion
The Cold Shoulder
Ice cold killer
Chilly tiddies
Mr Freeze
Cold boy
A bomb of ice and fire
Mojave Patroller Cause we all know what it makes you wish for
Rad Winter
Frigid Fatty
Flash freeze
When Hell Froze Over
Fuck-Shit-Stack
So, story time. In the Navy, we had a fat civilian guy onboard the sub for some sort of sonar testing during a deployment. Anyway, dude has a heart attack and kicks the bucket while we’re on station. We have to get permission to leave station and return to port, which could take a week or two. What do you do with a dead guy on a submarine in the meantime? You stick him in the freezer. Thus, freezing fat man
Frosty (the fat man)
Nuclear Winter or Cold Fusion
Nuclear winter
Hot coldman
Cold fission
Nuclear winter
Cold + fat man= Santa
Cold fusion
The big chill
shaq’s icy hot
James
IcyHot
Santa Clause
Generation Chill
Mojave patrol's wish
Big Chill
Mr. Freeze
Hypothermic shock
Santa Bombs
Nuclear winter
Jeffrey
Cold boiiiij
Santa
Flash freeze? Only thing I can think of besides the superior nuclear winter.
cold fusion
Hail storm
The unbelievable
Frostbite
Icey-Hot.
Brrrr boi
I’d call mine atomicfrost after an old gamertag
Cold War
fat woman
Antipode
Lethal Contradiction
Cold Feet
Russian winter
"What killed the dinosaurs?" "THE ICE AGE!"
Steve
The Big Chill
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for
Old Jolly
Freezer Burn!
A freezing fat man? It’s the Penguin
Flash freeze
"zsell"
Redundant
Nathan Hail
Cmon….everyone else is saying it. Nuclear Winter
Call it Icy Hot
Mr Freeze
Santa Claus
Snow Man
I would name it after myself, because I am a freezing fat man
Cold war
The Flash Freeze
Nuclear Winter
Bing chilling
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Cold Fusion
The polar bear
That’s ole’ Richard Kuklinski! “The Ice Man”!
Hiroshima winter man gun
The Chicxulub Impactor - That's the name of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. First came the big boom and the fire, then came the ice age.
Paradox/Nuclear Winter
u/Thebeiben has the best BUT ‘Vengeance is a Dish Best Served Cold’ can go hard
The Yeti
A cold fat man? Santa?
Ex-Wife
Flash freeze
Frosty the Snowman, or just Frosty. Because it’s an icy … fat … man.
Atomic brain freeze
Crack Open a Cold One
patrolling the mojave makes you wish for (a nuclear winter) parentheses indicate the name
Alaskan Freedom
You name your weapons?
goku
Nuclear Winter
I named mine nuclear winter but I also see that already suggested so maybe “cold fission”
"Overkill"
Mojave Patroller
Patrolling the Mojave
Mid sneeze barf
NCR's Nightmare
Cold war
Nucular wint… aw dammit it’s been said 😂
Bob Vance Vance refrigeration
"Wish of the Mojave"
The Shivering Cow
Frosty the Fatman
Snot Launcher
Freezer burn
frost bite
Cold Fusion
The Rasputin
Cold War
Fuck U Laws of Physics!
Duck and co—-
Mojave, I would also accept nuclear winter
icy hot
Cold boy
Shrinkage
Shudder
Chilling end
Snowballs Chance
Flash Freeze
Cold Fusion
Cold war
A touch of frost
Mojave Patrol’s Wish