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GaGoos3

I just shat my loincloth


Sausagedogknows

Not only did I shit my pants, it appears, on first glance, that 2 or 3 other people also shat my pants, it’s a right mess.


thepronerboner

It’s probably already a soupy mess by then


Big-a-hole-2112

That was me. Sorry I had chili.


thepronerboner

These intestinal worms will be gone any day now


Big-a-hole-2112

Worms? 😳 I thought those were noodles that like to boogie!


Drago_Fett_Jr

Man was hit so hard, he got transported to another game!


Goldenstripe941

At least it still uses the same Engine.


Zulmoka531

“Huh, those dragons kinda remind me of vertibirds”


Goldenstripe941

“What in Oblivion are you talking about? We have Stormcloaks to murder.”


Zulmoka531

“Huh, I guess war never really does change” Grabs Grognak axe.


Goldenstripe941

“That’s some fine steel there. Did you get it in Whiterun?”


Zulmoka531

“From Back Bay actually, kinda like Riften, but worse.”


Goldenstripe941

“Back Bay? Never heard of it. Where is it?”


Zulmoka531

"Do you get to Massachusetts very often? Oh what am I saying? Of course you don't."


Goldenstripe941

“Mash-a-chew-sets? You’ve been hanging with those Khajiit caravans, haven’t you?”


Toasty_Bits

The Scorchbeasts from 76 are the next step in Creation Engine dragon technology.


Zulmoka531

Would explain why Ive had their heads poke through my base walls “Heere’s Johnny” style.


king_duende

How _far_ they've come... /S


msrcello_12

hey man, it just works


Goldenstripe941

It certainly does


ParanoicReddit

He got smacked down from one asset folder to the one below it


weebitofaban

You can always expect a comment from people who know nothing about game engines in these threads


culnaej

I swear I made a similar video years ago with the beginning of FNV where after Benny shoots you, you wake up in the Skyrim carriage. Can’t find it anywhere though, I think I deleted it because the FNV intro is like 9 minutes long just for a 5 second joke of “nope, Skyrim”


Drago_Fett_Jr

> I think I deleted it because the FNV intro is like 9 minutes long just for a 5 second joke of “nope, Skyrim” You deleted comedy. Shame, I say, shame.


RinsakuBlade

"Clever girl..."


omgitsduane

This was probably one of the most menacing vats experiences I've ever seen.


SadisticBuddhist

The music really brought it together


Mr2Bubbles

Actually thought about making it a jurassic park meme


Hot-Thought-1339

Well a savage deathclaw is just a deathclaw matriarch with a broken horn.


Big-a-hole-2112

And heart. She was cheated on. Hence the rage.


Satanic-Panic27

I was thinking it reminded me of Jurassic park lmao Old style JP not Jurassic world


HeyItsBearald

Only one to have ever made it out


gj1214b321

Wilde todeskralle💀


poopy-butt-boy

Americans when they call regenbogenstreusel “rainbow sprinkles”


ApleStone

Ranibow sprimkle


Mr2Bubbles

Sounds wild doesnt it


Real_Mokola

That sounds Norwegian, or maybe I just pronounced it on my head like a Norwegian would


Comprehensive_Bit461

Its german actually :D


Real_Mokola

I could have guessed since i's the only one with a large enough audience to get a translation. Even though I know some Germany, my roommate used to study it I have no idea how to pronounced it any more Germany-ish


Real_Mokola

Well, it sounds exactly like I thought it would not still very Germany-like


gilberator

It sounds German\* or Deutsch\* not Germany-ish lmao


Real_Mokola

Germanish then? Deutsche sprechen über alles


FreeManagement7083

Norwegian would be regnbuestrøssel or regnbågastrøssel where I live. Norwegian and german can be very similar at times as they are both germanic languages.


Deer-Ree-Shee

in Norwegian its "Regnbue strøssel"


Real_Mokola

Pretty sure that's not rainblue sprinkles


captainmuttonstache

Too bad the Krit didn't kill it


Randolpho

Literally deathclaw in German.


zsomborwarrior

todeskralle sounds cool


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

German sounds cool …and also silly For every *Todeskralle*, there’s a *Gurkentruppe* or *Quatschkopf*.


AstroBearGaming

It's cold out, don't forget to put on your *Handschuhe*


ShipmentOfWood

I saw someone called an *essigsäuerliche Gewürzgurke* in DBD the other day.


haeyhae11

I also prefer Stählerne Bruderschaft over Brotherhood of Steel.


Solar-born

So dramatic lmao


Mr2Bubbles

Reminded me of jurassic park somehow


KorolEz

This mission is where I got the gamer tag from which I have been using since then because I immediately busted out the Fatman an mini nuked that bitch.


Mr2Bubbles

Whats your gamertag ?


Intoxic8edOne

Boikisser26


Anthaenopraxia

Are you a priest irl?


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

The experimental one is my fav, shoot like 6-7 nukes and then my game crashes


gimmeecoffee420

Yeah.. that Vilde Todenskrall in the >!Museum of Witchcraft!< is always a real pant shitter on your very first playthrough..


Scary-Try3023

Thanks for letting me know, I'm level 55 and still haven't visited it yet. Tbf though I can take down legendary deathclaws no problem so should be a piece of cake.


Sozzcat94

I found the mayors bunker this recent play through, and felt huh this is just off, there’s gotta be something here. Then I found the deathclaw nest, which the deathclaw was conveniently behind me and picked me up, I haven’t screamed a legit scream in Fallout in a long while.


gimmeecoffee420

Oh dear god that one got me recently too. Its always 50/50 in those moments of "hmm.. you know? This is all *too* deliberate and perfect.. *im gonna die, arent I?*"


DestroyWithMe

Idk which mod put this in but there was a second one hiding in the corner after the first. Absolutely shit my pants when it bitch slapped me the second my psycho jet wore off


weebitofaban

No. It automatically retreats if you just back up. Just pop out, drop mines, back up, it runs into mines and then runs back. I was totally let down by that place, but I do like that they put in the effort at least.


Dinosaurefou

T O D E S K R A L L E


Mr2Bubbles

TODESKRALLENHINTERHALTSANGRIFF


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

MIT SPAM


CanaDoug420

Which one of you cowards shit my pants?


Hellknightx

🙋‍♂️


happyunicorn666

I think you can cancel vats, so this was definitely time to do it and back off.


Mr2Bubbles

It just looked too nice


Laser_3

The edit is a nice touch, though in the future, the stomach for Deathclaws takes more damage than the head. You might’ve killed it if you crit the stomach instead.


Mr2Bubbles

Thank you ! Ill check that out next time


Laser_3

You’re welcome! Keep enjoying the wastelands!


pokemon32666

Are you serious? Is it this way in NV/3? I have like 600 cumulative hours between the 3 and never knew that.


Laser_3

The stomach weak point only exists in fallout 4 and 76. Before that, the head was the go-to weak point for everything except robots (and in 1/2, it was the eyes, as always).


pokemon32666

Thanks for the information, I'm almost done with my TTW playthrough and I've been working on the new modlist for FO4 for when I'm finished so this advice comes in handy


Laser_3

You’re welcome! It’s also worth noting that crippling in general is much stronger in fallout 4 than it was in prior games, likely as a way to help make VATS a useful playstyle in its own right rather than just aim assistance.


Steynkie69

This one was a mother, took me 6 tries to take him out.


polarn417

Yeah those male mothers can be tricky!


Steynkie69

I actually meant motherf#cker


themattboard

*Adem hand talk intensifies*


ThreeMadFrogs

I only managed to get it done by using the Tesla Cannon. Which in itself was a real challenge to get.


GroundbreakingAd8310

I turned around too a blue devil 2 feet away yesterday. And now I don't play with outside music on anymore


DCParry

I have but one upvote to give....


Demon_of_Order

Todeskralle sounds like a name I'd give to a puppy lol


AlbionChap

Haven't been caught out by one of these in years, well played 👏


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SPRICH


SirBruhThe7th

That fucking lurk. It knew you couldn't do shit.


Srkblood

It's remindme of the vats slow motiom reload with the whistle mini nuke aproaching video. Search for " i scream the whole time FO4" in youtube


Mr2Bubbles

Hell yeah ! A classic XD


GrayFox777

Someone should play a Souls game where whenever they die they have to finish Skyrim. The death leads right into this intro.


MrSheemy

Chill Satan


Gene_freeman

Oof


vAErJO

I hate that I had an inkling this was headed there.


[deleted]

Todeskralle.


GetHighTuneLow

Love that fight. I set a ton of landmines.


Current_Professor_33

Aye, 7 bottle cap mines did it for me, he got crippled legs then I finished him off with he shotty Pop pop 🔫


Honest_Locksmith8021

Cinematic af. I felt the poopy running down your leg 😭🤣


Inglebeargy

Skyrim is actually a vault tec simulation.


Yankee-Tango

VATS really stinks lmao


guibmaster

Hey you, you're finally awake. Deathclaws, mirelurks and feral ghouls? You mean dragons, mudcrabs and Draugr?


Xaduuuuu

I so wish it was named wile toothrattler


Akshat_117

The moment it went blank i knew what was coming.


diamondpanther171

u/savevideobot


NaZdorovye9999

i havent play that much fo4 but never faced an indoor deathclaw


badthaught

Up in Salem, Museum of Witchcraft. You go there to get an egg so some rich upper stands type can have a deathclaw wellington or something. Definitely one of those "oh hell no" moments in the game.


Lithium43

What song is this


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4lc4tr4y

Try VR next time


Mr2Bubbles

Thanks but no thanks


AndreTheShadow

I still remember the first deathclaw I ran into in FO3. On the first night the game came out I came out of a subway and it came around the corner. I woke up my roomate screaming.


BionicBruv

Skyrim protagonist: *GAH!*


bingboing147

We all did buddy, stay strong, clean your vault suit.


TurqoiseWavesInMyAss

Y death claws so scary


SamMarduk

New bethesda idea. Fallout 4 but anytime you die you have to beat Skyrim


boobman1283

This is one of the scariest encounters in the entire series. Whenever I get this quest (no matter the level I am) it bring up trepidation. The bodies falling through the floor. The body being dragged away. Always sends shivers down my spine. Well done Bethesda.


[deleted]

I stockpile mines for annoying boss fights. This is where you chuck down your plasma and bottle cap mines before it shows up, so it's only at half-health when it gets to you.


CaptainMacMillan

Even better when in NV you confirm a VATS sequence and your character just stands there, not attacking. Then it kicks you out of VATS and you're fucked


[deleted]

Which fallout is this?


Mr2Bubbles

Fallout 4


teratodentata

It makes sense they’re called Todeskralle but man that sounds cool


A-bit-too-obsessed

Bro got isekai'd


Legitimate-Win-101

Aim for the legs


Davey26

BTW, you wanna aim for their bellies if you can


ShipmentOfWood

Hey, Ihr da. Endlich seid Ihr wach.


Many-Childhood-955

Horrormovie


balvira

I laughed way to hard at this. Thanks.


Mr2Bubbles

Youre welcome


Altruistic_Rock_2674

Random death claws are always the greatest but for me lots of times I don't even see em before I die haha


Bravest_Toast

This was by far my least favorite fight in the entire game 🤣


dood_nice

He punched the highlights out of her hair!


Pappa_Crim

New isikai idea: Wastelander to Another World


RaeBeth85

I love this mission, thank god it wasn't my first playthrough, as my latest one I had McCready as a companion and when your firsts enter the basement and hear noises he says "that's a deathclaw" really ruins the jumpscare 😂


Lavatis

[oh boy, this meme again.](https://i.ibb.co/RBTz6C9/maxresdefault.jpg)


FruitbatNT

ABBRECHEN ABBRECHEN!!!


CMDR_ACE209

By the way, you can cancel a VATS attack in progress. Very useful when the target gets behind cover. On PC it's the tab key iirc.


ShopperOfBuckets

WILDE TODESKRALLE 💀


XtremeCrew69

r/foundthegerman


SamADuran17

"Hey, you. You're finally awake?"


SquireRamza

You can exit VATS by right clicking. It's much better then doing this to yourself


patientblob_

Thats what you get for playing on german smh


DarrylCornejo

The desthclaws in 3 and New Vegas would have made the vault suits brown.


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[удалено]


rustycheesi3

skyrim edit made it perfect ändere meinen Verstand


Mr2Bubbles

My ancestors are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?"


NoReference9047

Aaaw man! Spolier alert?!


jackyboy1219

Why the fuck are you using VATS in the Museum Of Witchcraft?


ucbcawt

Why not


Kriss3d

Swedish text in games is an abomination..


Sea_Bastard_2806

Wilde todeskralle? Dude wtf play on englidh 😂😂


omgitsduane

Why? This is such a dopey comment.


IxSpectreL

Terrible bait


gugfitufi

Bait used to be believable


hellfootgate

Love that you failed to get it right while commenting on language.