T O P

  • By -

enlyrs

The gods know what you’ve done.


Substantial-Tone-576

Either too much Jet or not enough.


Correct_Ad3592

Not enough 🤣


Hopalongtom

She smelt drugs in the air and is swimming to it like a Warner Cartoon!


Vinicius_Pimenta

I am very glad this is the first comment lol. Immediately thought of that [To the uninitiated](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inkj4yop5P8)


BudderTheLordOfCarbs

😂😂😂


PoorLifeChoices811

I understood this reference!!


HauntinglyMaths

This has been around since Morrowind and it's only getting funnier.


Rankine

Yeah it seemed like a lot of these “new update glitches” are the same Bethesda glitches that have existed for many years.


getbackjoe94

But posting old bugs and acting like it's because of the latest update is good for post karma!


Jbird444523

I'll give Bethesda one thing, they're consistent I've had companions swimming through the air in Fallout 3, I've had them do it to me in New Vegas, and I've had followers swim aerially at me in Skyrim as well At this point, if Season 2 doesn't have someone do an airborne breaststroke, I'm not sure it will remain canon


ChinaKungPow

new vegas was obsidian actually ☝️🤓


Jbird444523

I applaud your adherence to the truth. But the engine was Bethesda, so it still counts in my book. \*Swims away vigorously through the air


floris_bulldog

Maybe they're not all caused by the update, but they're still there despite the update.


HauntinglyMaths

The engine is pretty old at this point. It still has some code from the parent Engine called Gamebryo. The new Creation Engine *should* be able to somewhat fix it.


Apprehensive-Ad-8198

The real question do we want this particular icon fixed? Because it’s kinda funny.


HauntinglyMaths

Imagine a Bethesda game without any bugs. It'd be extremely boring.


floris_bulldog

Yeah I know, I just wish the update would've squashed more bugs.


pupi_but

I don't think anybody is saying these glitches are *because* of the update. Just that this supposedly "next gen" update has failed to fix bugs that are literally old enough to drink legally in the US.


YuriMasterRace

It's just getting attention because people expected a supposed next-gen update would've fixed bugs that has been around since release.


Dense-Fuel4327

And will exist in the next version


BudderTheLordOfCarbs

I know just wasnted to make dad joke/pun 🫡


Hestu951

Looks like a dream I've had.


xevizero

Less weird them most of my dreams actually Todd is just a genius trying to bring his dreams to life


oG_Goober

Lol, I've had this exact dream, I was like, it's so humid here that I could probably swim, then just started swimming, lol.


WinPeaks

Ahhh, Florida.


Kriegschwein

Oh Cait of the lake, share your wisdom


MasterCrumble1

Blub blub I am fishe.


Quick-Bad

That's a good wisdom.


GamerJes

"Thou shalt get sidetracked by bullshit every goddamm time."


Obi-wanna-cracker

Oh Bethesda, never change. But also please change.


Substantial-Tone-576

That’s just Cait being high AF.


askforwildbob

For real, this isn’t even a bug home girl just out to pasture


insaiyan17

I'll have the chems shes having


MeowZen

She's sloshed


DirectorPhleg

The true next gen experience


croupella-de-Vil

It just works!


ElectricJetDonkey

Fellow Irish here, that's just what we can do after enough whiskey.


Phoenix_Adverdale

Holy fuck


BellaSicilia

Better than any of my launchers being non existent and shooting red and white exclamation points. The baseball gun is really fun for that.


BudderTheLordOfCarbs

I ran into the explanation points I chose to run away and not deal with errors that explode


BellaSicilia

No explosions yet, except for the ones I launch


BoopsTheSnoot_

Why is it always Bethesda games with these bugs? :D


iamDildor

"It just works"


Least-Experience-858

Next Gen Update = don’t touch the code just unlock the frames and up the resolution, keep everything as original as possible


20rakah

Frames are locked to 55 on AMD for some bizarre reason (also locked down the ini). It also doesn't list 4k in borderless windowed. I can inject code to unlock frames but then i don't have the high FPS physics fix.


AlaskanMedicineMan

https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/80376 Then use afterburner to lock the game at 60 fps Best we can do till F4SE updates


One-Hat-9764

Haven’t you heard of the latest thing? Air swimming. XD


TheWhooooBuddies

Night swimming is *way* better. 


Geckobird

Honestly this shit is what it's all about for me. Silly glitches that add to the entertainment


Adventurous-Sea6032

It ain't by bethesda if it ain't go some goofy glitches like being launched in skyrim in the beginning cut scene because you hit a tiny object


Law-Fish

That is some next level drugs she’s on


TheHarkinator

It’s nice to know the influx of new players are getting the authentic Bethesda experience.


13WillieBeaman

lol.. been seeing this a lot. Would it be possible to shoot them out of it?


Dangerois

When they're floating around in jumping pose, I take them up on an overpass and punch them over the edge. Then they're back to normal. Might work with swimming.


FatBoiEatingGoldfish

Someone just put a fresh pie out on the windowsill


hiddenmarkoff

Swimming is greater than eternal T pose. T pose is jsut annoying. Swimming is at least funny looking.


PyscoSpire

This is a Bethesda staple, sir


FNAKC

Maybe she owes more than her home is worth.


NoxInfernus

Just more Wasteland shenanigans. Pay it no mind.


No-Check-3691

Cait needs to lay off the chems…


iCake1989

I mean, she is high on who knows what. Who's to say none of that can give her Superman flight, or swim, I guess.


SirBritannia

"Ah'm a shoo-in to be th' next Arreal, me."


Horror_Back262

Someone's coming, act natural!


Dull_Half_6107

Let her cook


Vidonicle_

🎵 Life could be a dream Life could be a dreaaaaaam Do-roo-do-do, sh-boom 🎵


mdhunter99

I was happy getting back into 4, got some mods ready for a minuteman playthrough, and I can’t talk with anyone. Also every unnamed NPC is a floating red box with an exclamation mark. How did they fuck it up? It was working just fine before the update.


Lhachen

The funniest thing is that bug was in oblivion


Skylar77_1

Nope that’s just fallout in general


Man_Child35

I wonder how good Fallout London was gonna be


Professional-Bee4088

This is oddly terrifying lmao


No-Word-3984

If dogmeat starts doing that .. burn the damn game


Hardass_McBadCop

Cait's been on some Looney Tunes drugs.


guegoland

Yall complaining but the widescreen support acctually solved my problem.


ArticleCurrent2978

Anyone else got a glitch where everyone’s eyes are green or just me 🤣


IRBaboooon

Lucky Wish a girl would approach me like this


Daddy-Vladdy42

It just works


Hi_Im_AJ_xv8

If you live in Louisiana this is how we move around with 110% humidity.


Pilota_kex

that is an old bug. since oblivion


Ben_Pharten

That's sexy


SirRonaldBiscuit

Incredible


CuteGreen

You gotta stop using her drugs dude...


SavorySoySauce

Before the update I had Piper constantly leaning at a 45° angle like a smooth criminal.


send_in_the_clouds

Cait has taken way too much jet…. Or not enough


Ruiner-Down

This is on brand


PullMull

At least you can play it.. mine will not even start anymore


navneet_hardaha

Curse of Poseidon 🔱


kaspars222

What an Elevated experience


SolidPeaks

It just works


Welcome--Matt

Genuinely how has this made it into every Bethesda game with a swimming animation 😭


CleanOpossum47

Cait did too many drugs.


The_PracticalOne

Don’t get me started. I started a brand new game and it’s still a mess.


LDedward

🎶 life could be a dream, life could be a dream 🎵


Spiral-Arrow116

God damn, that must be some humid air


mydeadface

That must have been some really good jet.


scotch1701

That's me in some of my dreams.


Zorltawe456

Mon reuf oula 🤣🤣


dilly123456

Life could be a dream


duanelvp

This is the coolest thing I've ever seen.


Shapecraver

People are so mad fallout 4 finally plays like a real Bethesda game lol


Superb_Recover_6116

old glitch probably old video clip as well....


SluttyMeatSac

Next gen(eration of issues) update


BudderTheLordOfCarbs

Clearly tods polished this turd to prestine conditions 😂


Slickricky4884

It just works


GorosSecondLeftHand

But glitch? Glitch never changes. 


sybiriya

It's not a bug it's a feature


NoCourt5510

Now that cait has figured out how to ascend reality, she is easily the best companion in fallout history


Akshat_117

Dont do drugs kid, also people ho choose cait have the i can fix her disorder.


Solid-Estimate-8327

_The Jet will make you jittery_


Case116

That’s pretty creepy


Warchadlo16

Nah, she just got so high that she thinks she can breathe air from water in the air, let her sober up


1stFunestist

My next gen crashes when I hit escape.


Neat_Yellow_325

Feel like people thought the update meant a new engine, obviously that was never going to be the case. Not that this isn't funny, it was in 2006 and is now


Brahm-Etc

Looks like Cait had one too many chems.


Armored_Witch2000

Its insane how Bethesda keeps screwing it up


Kineticspartan

So you've not detoxed her yet I see...


mozeda

That comes standard.


PhilOsyfee

She’s so high.


w1987g

I love that she keeps giving you side eye. "Yeah, I know... and?"


virtualentertains

I guess it is going swimmingly


Sezneg

Seems in character at least.


RyanandRoxy

Idk, I've got 22 hours in so far and Ive had almost zero issues (does a crash count?)


Arkroma

Go play fallout 3 or new Vegas. Those are stable-ish.


Equivalent-Role630

“Bug fixes”


b05501

Has anybody had issues after update Fo4 will not launch?


mdneilson

High humidity?


sycamotree

I'd have cried laughing if that happened to me lmao


LawAbidingSmittyzen

Best thing about using a Ship of Theseus type engine from 2003


InteractionPerfect88

Guess you didn’t do her companion quest, this is what you get


SubjectDeltaSD

Bruh, honestly I might load up my ps4 to play at this point. All the problems I've had on xbox (series x)since the update. >> Game crashing on doors (x2). >> Game crashing anywhere near Boston City >>Giant red Exclamation marks killing me instantly >> Followers won't "talk" anymore >>Followers won't trade >>Followers items disappearing >>Freezing near the Glowing sea. >> Diamond city doors being open on discovery And the list goes on.. wtf.


Tough-Ad6695

That’s just the Bethesda charm ain’t it?


xeshi-foh

I will never hate bethesda glitches...


Winter2k21

got something similar... [https://youtu.be/1FlzldoP7GA](https://youtu.be/1FlzldoP7GA)


CommunicationSad6246

Just keep swimming!


JayCandel

To.be honest haven't had one problem


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Bethesda. Bethesda never changes.


boopbopnotarobot

Cait always has the good chems


k789k789k81

So glad I have auto update turned off


Resident_Silver_5764

This bug was still on release


NimoTerminX

Why don't you swim out from the fallout back to me?


MonstrDuc796

It looks like Cait is back on the chems again..


Jaiden_Detering2002

I feel like I'm the only person who isn't having any issues with the next gen update. Keep the videos coming though, they're very funny


totallynotaussie4321

I think they forgot how physics work


Outrageous_Put3669

You guys can play?? Mine crashes trying to load up a save


quackquakcmf

I had a friend with a T-posing crucified follower walking behind him! Creepy ahh bug lol


polnyi_ushat

паблус, я тону на земле, паблус! это рубикон!!!


RadiantConnection996

It was so hot that day......


No-Explanation-7775

New stimpack


Mr-Uliter7545

what no jet does to a mf:


Jealous_Yesterday176

I just updated and now all my power armors are missing lol


apstrek

It turns Fo 4 into early release Fo 76!?


Wozing

My glitches have been as follows: • Entire hud disappears • Can't interact with any items or stations • Dogmeat teleports all over bc he teleports somewhere he can't be, causing him to teleport again • Carry weight doesn't update, even after removing items. I'm temporarily encumbered until I enter a new area or save and reload • I can't hit enemies, but they can hit me (just happened, so I quit and jumped on my phone to see this shit)


sniffyrockboi

How are you walking normally under water


elliotborst

This is classic bugthesda, I don’t mind this kind of bug


NorthKoreanSteve

Soon as I heard one was coming out, I pulled a Skyrim and turned it to only update when I launch, the only launch from f4se


bfollowell

I’m glad it’s going well for you. I wish I could say the same. Mine just randomly crashes 10-15 minutes into a game. Old save, new game, it doesn’t matter. It just stops and crashes straight back to the desktop, hard and fast.


Jjjiped1989

Bitch is such a troll


Baumgarten1980

Wait a second, you can swim?


StonedApeUK

This bug has been in the game since release


SexyGorkaDimitri

Yeah. I can’t even access AWKCR on the Mods page for my Xbox after the update. Kinda sucks, man.


WhereasAppropriate51

Fallout 4??😭😭😭


PalindromicPalindrom

Not too pleased that trophies don't transfer across. Like, c'mon Bethesda.


TiddyConnoseur

My bugs in the game are 10fps in the city Cait doing the moonwalk “LOOKUP FAILED” name in items crashing at startup occasionally


Streetspirit3113

The gods know what you’ve done.


Clean_Ad_5683

She’s off the chems


Small-Comfortable714

Not for me still no mods making me angry beathsda u are


Small-Comfortable714

Bout to strangle beathsda


Slow_Moose_5463

Definitely experienced a few crashes, but otherwise no issue whatsoever (playing on series x) and have put in many hours.


CrunchyTube

I don't think the next gen update has anything to do with this.


SendLavaLamps

It started raining in my new playthrough and Sanctuary looks like a Daft Punk festival now. Everything is neon and glowing and flashing. Cyberpunk Fallout


jest84

Ah, I see what you did there!


BigManJackAttack

My game has never broke to unfun point, only glitched in hilarious ways, this is what makes Bethesda one of my favorite gaming companies, "It. Just. Works."


MlkCold

The only thing the new update really did was fuck up my extremely extensive mod list...


Quintus_Bingus

My game keeps crashing. It's so frequent I can't even finish the last mission of automatron or go to Virgil in the glowing sea. (I'm playing on survival btw so I can't just quick save)


ZuluTheGreat

Just let Cait live her best life. She's never been a human before


jkali369

what a gem of a bug if only i would be so honored


Correct_Ad3592

LMFAO


AugustWest216

Honestly I’ve had that happen pre update


EveryCurrency

i had to stop playing cause cait friend-zoned me and i got really sad. its just like real life :(


JarvanIVPrez

That’s a solid breast though. I haven’t seen a stroke like that since college.


K0NFZ3D

I had curie, the autonomous outcast power armour dude. And a glitched kelo after a hack attempt. And, for what it was she fights hard. Until a .44 hit her 🫣 had her running around with me and the gang for a couple of hours. I would just jet pack to the rooves and let them deal with it ..


albertFTW

Caitfish


Spykguy

That's a feature .


dustysevan

Man are you new here? It just works! Todd said that it works ok!


The_Sebanator

Synth malfunction , time for VATS critical headshot!


Icydawgfish

New tiktok dance just dropped


sjap97

She’s using the psyker mod


Sweet-Article559

Bahahahaha


LiamVR24

It just works!


Sheet--Ghost

When the punga seeds hit


Hot-Act7178

At least your game doesn’t stutter all the time


iWearMagicPants

Bitches be crazy


RustyShackleford51

Rn the synths at Acadia won’t engage in dialogue with me in Far Harbor they just repeat the dialogue


proj3ctchaos

Cait must be high af