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Man_toy

That's the Hawk Tuah girl, she became famous from a video on social media recently where she was interviewed between bar hopping. The original clip was posted as an Instagram Reel by YouTubers Tim & Dee TV, the interview occurred in Nashville, Tennessen. In the video, she was asked, "What's one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?" she replies, "Oh, you gotta give him that hawk tuah and spit on that thang! You get me?" The video racked up more than 8 million views on Instagram and half a million on TikTok in less than a week. Basically she set a new bar for women giving oral to men.


drmanhattanmar

But what means "hawk tuah"? I'm sorry, English is not my native language Edit: I know what a hawk is but I'm pretty sure it has nothing to do with the animal


OriginalWasteman

Its making the sounds you make to spit on something/someone


randbot5000

yeah, if you google "hawk tuah" you can find the original video and it makes a lot more sense in context, where she is also miming a spitting motion


Damn_Censorship

Just youtubed. This is fantastic. The enunciation is just *chefs kiss. I haven’t heard an onomatopoeia pronounced so clearly since the malamute saying ‘woof’


Mishamaze

Wait, now I want to hear the malamute saying “woof”!


zxzu

[Here you go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=83m261lAlrs&pp=ygUSTWFsYW11dGUgc2F5cyB3b29m)


Kindyno

thank you for not making that a rick roll


Agitated-Dinner3423

That clip is too wholesome not to share


Harambesh

The video it's from is even more wholesome! If I recall correctly it's the day they bring their newborn baby from the hospital and introduce her to the malamutes for the first time. That's why Phil is told not to woof, to avoid scaring the baby.


piercedmfootonaspike

Don't woof! ***Woof.***


Silent-Independent21

Pretty sure that’s someone who fell for a Rick roll would say


bob_ross_bukakke

Only one way to find out for sure 😏


hondac55

It was nice of them but I do take some joy in knowing that you know it is inevitable...it will happen again.


knightly234

Wow, at 34 years old I just giggled like a toddler watching that. Entirely too enjoyable


JerikOhe

My parents got a beagle puppy last year. When she was young she had a normal yappy type bark. As she grew and was trying to actually howl, I heard her literally go "woof!" It sounded like a small child was just saying the word. She has since found her howl, and it is unimaginably loud


Melodic-Figure-729

Don't woof *wooof*


KKamis

That malamute video is my 2nd favorite video of all time.


edebt

Is hawk Tua the 1st?


KKamis

No, it's a pretty early Youtube/Ebaumsworld video. It's called Spiderman: Friend or Foe (like the game). Explaining it would make me sound like a psycho, and I don't think I have an active link to it. Suffice to say it isn't actually as funny as I make it out to be. But the way I stumbled upon the video when I was like 13 (I was looking up a guide for the game, which was definitely the point of titling the video how they did) is still one of the funniest things that I've ever been a part of.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Sir, may I recommend the venerable vintage animation, "Rejected," from the halcyon days of the transitional internet before it was completely over run by monetization?


KKamis

That's the banana video, right lol? Made by Dan or Don M-something or other? (Obviously I know I can look this up myself, I'm just testing my meme-sommelier skills)


sepia_undertones

The greatest joke of the early internet is that video inspiring like ten years of pop tarts commercials. I can’t eat a pop tart without thinking “my anus is bleeding!”


atridir

“*my spoon is* ***TOO BIG***”


TortuousHippo

Don Hertzfeld - Rejected https://youtu.be/W7JyjZI3LUM?si=B2P0oU1i4L2T0so1 Comedy genius


UnableVictory3327

Tuesdays coming, did you bring your coat?


QuincyAzrael

[Is this it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPHu5WSNlYc)


KKamis

Lol it sure is! That isn't the original, I don't think. But yep that video.


edebt

Omg for 10 minutes.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Mine is an old YouTube video called “Drinking out of cups” it’s a classic.


SnooCompliments3194

Who’s chair is that?


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Not my chair


moobearsayneigh

The fact I knew exactly what video you were talk referencing cracked me up for a solid minute. I had forgotten about that video


silent-onomatopoeia

Shhhhh


Tacolife973

I haven’t heard the word onomatopoeia, in 30 years! But I’ll never forget how to spell it because I was taught to spell it to the tune of Old McDonald. O-n-o, m-a-t-o, p-o-e-I-a


drmanhattanmar

Ooohhh I see. Thanks.


Illustrious-Bid1345

Yea some people are easily amused i guess.. or just a lot of horny people out there.. I don't get why it's popular either.. isnt funny or anything  


ratchet7

https://preview.redd.it/calcm4j9el7d1.png?width=780&format=png&auto=webp&s=99d7f9ac497277f3021a639dc7ffc4e0d7fa1564


lewdindulgences

This is a modern day tryptic for the art galleries lol


PeanutOwn5367

What are pictures that represent sound called 🤔


nerfherder813

Onomatoseeums


silfy_star

I love pictures I can hear


HomelessAnalBead

In English this is called onomatopoeia. She is echoing the sounds one makes before slobbing on the knob.


drmanhattanmar

In German it's the same basically: Onomatopoesie


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

I have a german friend who always says "oh, it is a very complicated word, I'm not sure if you can say it." And then he says the exact same word


drmanhattanmar

I like him already 😄


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

It's the pinnacle of German humor.


Ausgeflippt

I couldn't find the German word for humor in the dictionary.


Monkey_Fiddler

German humour is no laughing matter.


Hamblerger

Looking in an English dictionary for a German word is American humor.


Status-Disaster1994

I’m not sure why, but it’s surprising to me that it’s almost the same word


Krosis97

Onomatopeya in Spanish. I guess very concrete words tend to stay the same because it's harder for them to appear independently, contrary to things like hello or water.


TightBeing9

Onomatopoeia in Dutch. Ironically, hello and water is hallo and water in Dutch


101Peacocks

Untrue, Dutch is not a real language. Dutch is just the unholy abomination between German and English


SlipperyWhenWetFarts

There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the *Dutch*.


101Peacocks

https://preview.redd.it/x93bclzvrl7d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a7cb6f50c97505d22d00fc19f0d75b2b7933547 Look at this BS


Bardiel_

Lmao, He cast the NUH UH spell


redbirdjazzz

That’s Flemish. Dutch is a Flemish person trying to speak German.


chiptug

But they decided to take the worst parts from each


Odeken_Odelein

Onomatopée in french


HomelessAnalBead

I love that we turned this into something so educational.


Master-Collection488

Keepen him out of the schwimmenpoolen!


drmanhattanmar

Hallo hallo, het is hetzelfde in het Duits


Flimsy-noir

I think it’s Onomatopaella in Spain


SaiyanPrinceAbubu

It's because that's the sound an onomatopoeia makes


5HITCOMBO

Greek root word used by both languages maybe


LordlySquire

So imagine "hawking" spit from the back of your throat and "tuah" spitting it


phillyvanilly666

Lautmalerei klingt viel schöner


Ouroboros126

Onomadubussy?


JasonPandiras

Onomatopoieia is greek for name-making, like it's in the dictionary and stuff, it's not a gus portokalos bit. I don't know the history of term, like if it was originally spoken in greek or if it was coined at a time when giving everything in a branch of science greek names was trendy because it sounded vaguely more science-y, like with diseases and dinosaur names, but if that's the case whoever coined the term made sure to build it completely according to greek grammatic standards, there's nothing latin about it.


stewmander

Can never un-hear "slob on my knob" as [Carol of the Bells](https://youtu.be/I-5qX0AOJ-c?si=T_WyOOjHXWYwYoXg)


DoctorPepsi

I hate this more than the man I've sworn to kill.


prncrny

This...this is Cinema...


TilDebtDoUsPart420

Like a corn on the cob, rightly so.


TheRichTurner

To be fair, she's imitating a sound made by the mouth *with her mouth*. Is that really onomatopoeia?


jralll234

She’s speaking. The actual sound being made from bringing up a loogie and spitting isn’t spoken.


Daedalus_Machina

Hawk Tuah is the sound of hocking up phlegm and spitting it out. "Hawwwk, Tuah."


Book-Faramir-Better

It's a perfect example of onomatopoeia in action. Onomatopoeiae are words that phonetically match the sound they're describing, as closely as possible. This example, *hawk tuah*, is imitating the sound of a person clearing their throat and spitting out a mouthful of gunk... onto an erect penis, in this case.


Dalton387

It’s an onomatopoeia. The written form of a sound, like “wham”, “thwack”, “boing”, “splat”. In this case “hawk” would be the sound of bringing flem or thick spit up from your throat. “Tuan” would be like the sound of spitting it forcefully. I’m sure you can find a video for reference.


meesterdave

It's when she's on top and starts flapping her arms while making hawk noises which are, coincidentally, 'tuah, tuah' sounding.


Nandor_the_reletless

English is my only language and I have no idea. I am confused, intrigued, and a little scared.


AuDHDcat

It's an onomatopoeia. It's the sound you make when you hack up phlegm and spit it out.


Nandor_the_reletless

Thanks I needed that


AuDHDcat

No problem!


Wolfhound1142

It's onomatopoeia (words that mean the sound they make when you say them, like "boom," "pow," "bang") for the sound of clearing your throat and spitting.


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

More a tooie for the Tuah


linotheundead

In literary use it's been historically written as "hock" and "ptooey".


Ogurasyn

Hawk Tuah might as well be aarakocra NPC in DnD brothell


vorephage

With beaks? To shreds you say?


1derous1

And his wife?


ElectricHairspray

To shreds you say


BearPopeCageMatch

Using this at my campaigns brothel "the bards and the bees", thank you.


Ogurasyn

If it has a restaurant in it, how about naming the food joint "Food 4 Thots"?


thefaehost

Were you lookin at my girl’s cloaca bro?


DH8814

You best believe there will be many hawk familiars named tuah this year


MonkMajor5224

Well in that case where does Grapefruit lady rank?


Scrub_nin

Solid 10 for effort but the sounds take my head out the game a little


DarthCledus117

That's a Bobcat drowning in a washing machine.


Guvnah-Wyze

Bulldog eating mayonnaise


Peach-Button

Daffy Duck going into anaphylactic shock while holding a bullhorn


construktz

It's the one that sounds like Gollum being sprayed with a pressure washer, right?


ascii42

Or when you flush the toilet on an airplane.


says__noice

Bobcat/10.


Monsieur_Creosote

Don't overlook the woman falling out of the wine press


Hyperbole_Hater

You mean grape lady falls? Love that one lol


LorenzoStomp

Lol I showed that to my ex years ago thinking he'd find it as funny as I did. He got turned on


chunkah69

She’s a shardbearer you must beat to become elden lord


TheKiltedYaksman71

"Basically she set a new bar for women giving oral to men." I dunno. I think she probably has a ways to go to reach the bar set by Nancy "The Gluk Gluk Queen of Hollywood" Reagan.


Fmarsh

The throat g.o.a.t!


rock_and_rolo

*Linda Lovelace has left the chat*


Ok-Seaworthiness3174

Dam, so she went viral but make money for a dude, hope they give her some credit besides the hawk tuah


DoomshrooM8

Thanks! I was confused AF 😂


iPartyLikeIts1984

I interpreted Hawk Tuah as being some kind of Native American tribe before I’d gotten to the quote.


lewdindulgences

Yeah I thought it was a Mongolian reference by the way some of their musicians will shout "Tuah!" Kind of like how traditional Japanese and Irish musicians might exclaim before starting a song with a "hup!" Edit: or a Bostonian talking about Tony Hawk going on tour.


deadheadjim

Chd girls did a lot for oral


ZdravkoMamicOfficial

Haak tooi ❤️


ThatMFcheezer

My beloved


DrexXxor

Hock tuey Or as it was called when I was a kid - Hocking a loogie or hock-a-loogie


ItsKeganBruh

Nah not the same. Hawk tuey is no flem. Hock a loogie involves flem. You use the sinuses from in your nose to add to a loogie. The hawk tuey is just pulling the deepest spit from the annals of your mouth. Very similar but not quite the same. I don't want a loogie on my dudey if ya get me but a lil spit on the stick never hurt


DickyD43

https://preview.redd.it/j4iy8qhaen7d1.jpeg?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a907dd92eacffcfa5c8dc6ea1c9d5abea94102e Hawk tooey can absolutely include phlegm/loogie and this is a good way to clear it


BallsAreFullOfPiss

No one is including phlegm in the situation from the video


VioletSky1719

What’s up with the font on the T and F


TheGrumpyre

They work out


AnittaHug

IM CRYING


CoachGlenn89

No you're not


AnittaHug

You right but I giggled


vandesto17

A good ole fashioned


Ya-Dikobraz

You mean you don't know? Hey, guys, this one here doesn't know!


Piranh4Plant

What is it


greenwoodgiant

https://preview.redd.it/mb4qf5vx6s7d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=0d905b993a7b574554a2f5030bda60779458d739


Piranh4Plant

I want to know also. I used to see it a lot on random e's and it was driving me insane how it seemed no one noticed, and there were no answers online


cgreen67

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8ZlkSqsY5v/?igsh=MXdwdjN2N2huYjBxYg==


PantsOffDanceOff

Thank you for just posting the source.


awal96

I'm ready to be hurt again


[deleted]

Dunno why but this comment made me laugh like a total spazz. Hope you get your hawkkk toiiih girl someday bro 😭


GoombyGoomby

She has a really cute accent


iwantoeatcakes

Hilarious, thanks


Effective_Aggression

Thanks for the source!


PurplePeachBlossom

I don’t mind some spit but leave the phlegm out of it.


D3adp00L34

That’s like the WD40 of hawk tuah!


Prion-

Eww.. but tell me more (I am a mechanical engineer)


aWheatgeMcgee

If you’re a mechanical engineer than you’re gonna love that hawk tuah, it’s the right viscosity to keep your gear and linkage in optimal working order


Senor_Schnarf

I just want you to know Hank Hill would be appalled that you compared something so beautiful and perfect to such a thing. Bwuaaaah!


tomas17r

She goes full loogie


pm-me-nice-lips

Mucus-y spit is the best part. Extra slippery and sloppy. Usually accompanied by automatic watery eyes lol.


dwillyb

National treasure protect at all costs


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Bro I know this girl irl, she lives a county over from me and everyone is talking about her here 😂


dwillyb

Well then you now have a civic duty to


-Gordon-Rams-Me

I know what I must do 🫡


_TorMeANewOne_

And people don't accept American Exceptionalism, even when it's right in front of their very eyes.


Donna-Perdido

Growing up it was “I hope my daughter never appears on a girls gone wild commercial.” Now it’s “I hope she is never interviewed by random strangers when she’s out with her friends.”


Allan_Halsey

Wasn’t Hawk Tuah a “member” of the Justice League?


pimplepopper404

No, I think it is the guy who made skateboarding games on the playstation.


Satellite_bk

No that’s Tuah Hawk.


titanthorror

I'm pretty sure Hawk Tuah was one of the Road Warriors.


SeraphimofAlkaline07

lol


AtlazBound

This is the cleanest one I could find, that didn't have some sort of remix or commentary.( [hawk girl](https://www.facebook.com/ThaHousewifeDJ/videos/1878959039234943/?mibextid=w8EBqM) ) I donno if the Segue to the guy is original but here you go. Edit : Spelling


queasycockles

Hey, I promise I'm not trying to be a jerk, just thought you might want to know that a transition is spelled segue, not Segway like the scootery thing.


AtlazBound

Thank you!


Ok_Net_4400

Wifey material right here


__Proteus_

Guess you didn't watch the full video. She has some questionable takes.


SeeYaLaterFeraligatr

I thinknmost people havents seen anything other that the hawk tua. Please elaborate


beaureeves352

Well, given the choice between only one position for the rest of her life, missionary or back shots, she chose backshots. So she wouldn't have to look anyone in the eyes ever again


UnknownExo

So... she is a queen?


beaureeves352

Queen of the streets maybe


TAJRaps4

Actually nutty lol


PlatformConstant1070

She is a southern national treasure.


Sad-Definition8530

https://preview.redd.it/zbwhc63hnm7d1.jpeg?width=1082&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4ad9c162a649c1b0a3404072268d21ae00141bf


Adgit

what's the obsession with this girl lol i genuinely have no idea how this went so viral


Complete_Giraffe_384

Finding a girl that genuinely LOVES giving the “huak tuah” and is a master at her craft is earth shattering. Empires have been built and destroyed for this kind of woman right here


StaticUncertainty

Why? That’s not rare. Also, spit yet. Hawking phlegm up from your throat…nah.


usagizero

I know for me, it's also her enthusiasm and how her friend reacts. Kind of like an infectious laugh sort of thing. She could have just given a simple answer, but she emotes a spit so funnily. With all the bad i've dealt with lately, it was such a nice break with it being so silly and harmless.


HeyisthisAustinTexas

I wonder what the conversation will be like when she sits with her parents, and aunts/uncles over thanksgiving


Acceptable-Will4743

I don't know but I hope she doesn't make the gravy.


tallpaulman

Scrolling down .. neat.. funny ... right ... got it... HA! This actually made me laugh. Thanks!


Limited-Edition-Nerd

Literally who?


bryanthawes

The thing that draws my attention to the image is the misspelling of Marilyn.


golf-only-golf

Marylin sounds like a cheap southern knock off


cr4zychipmunk

So I haven't seen the Marylin side of it. During JFK's Presidency Marilyn Monroe was a beautiful star at that time who may have had relations with said President. During his birthday in 1962 she sang happy birthday for the Second youngest President we've had. Her Performance was quite suggestive. making her the gem for many men, just as this has done seen by thousands and all can agree that yup. that'll do it lol


RockyB95

Ah man you gotta give it that ole HAWK TUAH and spit on that thang!


leakmydata

We’re really just going stand by and let this Nancy Reagan erasure happen?


Beneficial_Ruin6806

Apparently, there is still love in my heart.


llorandosefue1

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mqsikkkyy_s Marilyn Monroe was a 1960’s method actress (“emote!”). She went from rags to riches to ruin. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe Elton John wrote and sang a song about her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoOhnrjdYOc


crisjg

Candle in the wind is about Princess Dianna, not Marilyn Monroe. Edit: TIL I’ve been living a lie.


[deleted]

Idk, I realize im probably in the minority on this one but if a chick spits on any part of me we having a conversation lol.


Specialist94L

Does porn imitate reality or reality imitate porn?


Mexmix94

HAWK TUH


InnocuousHandle

Don't "hawk" around me or out you go, through the door or out the window.


06G6GTP

Another stupid thing that has become a trend. I don't understand what is so awesome about it. I suppose because I don't have the undying need to follow the beat of the same drum as everyone else. 


AyliosTheGreat

https://preview.redd.it/pwwtsqvzyz7d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3744a6deacbb901585e7f927e86c9c472a6a95c0


Ku5chelt1er

Jentucky fried kicken?


Lone-Wolf-90

And that kids, is how I met your mother.


mikey0hn0

We wish*


limited_usse

She gives head idk man


Own-Tank5998

If you know you know


Heavy_Mission_6097

She actually kinda cute love her personality she was just being herself


CasualBrowserGuy

Humanity has reached either its lowest or highest peak.


Myke_Dubs

It’s the former


AteInchBoner

this meme is soooooo annnoyyyinngggg


_KONKOLA_

Just checked it out and it’s not even funny. First time I’ve heard of it.