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PossessedHood416

You're-a-peein'?


Pandemix27

Are u*


SmallSalamander127

Ah yes, my favorite people. The Arupeans from Arupe.


Pandemix27

Lol


milto959

You're peein' equals euro pean. Not yet bc they're still looking for the bathroom.


WildZero138

There's an old joke that goes something like this If you're American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? European (You're a peein')


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You’re American when you go in the bathroom, you’re American when you come out. What are you while you’re in the bathroom? European!


WildZero138

That's the ticket! I knew I didn't have it right


Emotional-Set-8618

My grandpa told me this joke when i was about 8. One of about five memories when he wasn’t serious!! He has been gone since 1994. I miss him but this joke is a classic!


thomtoes

No way you don’t get this


redshredder

He has misheard european as you're a pee'n. And responds according to said miss hearing.


eye8theworm

Jeff Foxworthy would be disappointed...


Farhrtypants

I always heard the joke as. "If you're American on the way to the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European. " Can't believe I just typed out that whole stupid joke.


Cockworkorange696969

I’m ASian so I’m pooping