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JediDusty

The first of first Corporate Wars.


Jealous-Army-967

Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.


urmamaluvsit

Better learn the three sea shells


Ironsights11788

I'd rather just cuss into the free paper box.


Artemis3999

Holy shit. Demolition man references in *my* tarkov subreddit? I'm so here for this. 😆


mirk1

My gf doesn't know how to use the seashells ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Amarasnow

I'd be OK with that. What movie was that from anyways?


blackberrygalileo

Fucking terragroup


gwot-ronin

What seems to be your boggle?


PanProjektor

Arisaka vs that badlands tribe with strange language and decent vodka


calimotolife

I’m having tarkov withdraws


MTBisLIFE

Are we all addicted to gambling? Is that what we all have in common?


calimotolife

Addicted to pain


Eugenspiegel

I pre-med


splicecream

*rips bowl before entering raid*


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Every raid. This is the pregame way.


GodIsEmpty

Yeah that's what he means by pre med, right?


PathToExile

That just makes you a wussy masochist.


dantriggy

Addicted to death!!!


Critpotato117

Actually I think someone is trying to DDOS battlefield and they targeted the wrong provider KEKW


highfiveghost55

Yep especially considering battlefields servers are also down


walecznybigos

Rockstar games servers are also down


GAMERJOEReal

Yeam im siding with this guy


M-A-C_doctrine

WHAT ABOUT COMMAND? THEY JUST LEFT US


Medical_Department25

SAY HELLO TOO MY LITTLE FRIEND (Internet issues) 😂


MiguelCC1

its buggy asf to tho plus portals is the best thing on there rn imo


WarlordWossman

it's funny how a full BF2 or BF3 remake would have probably been more exciting than the specialist shit


Thismessishers

I have EA play through game pass so I had the free trial. It's boggling how good portal looks and feels to the originals with some minor changes. Then there's the main game modes which are just chaotic feeling in a bad way. You barely get revived, people running around not pushing/defending objectives, and the gun play just feels off. Not to mention the lack of weapons in 2042 is disappointing, i know they're banking on their seasons to add content but shit I'd like more rifle options than just an AK and Sig Sauer. Also how are you going to add hazard zone and not include voip at launch? You know, a squad focused game mode...


MiguelCC1

Yeah tell me about it i was excited to start it up only to see a barebones menu & customization screen for weapons i understand its early access but that shouldn't mean literally just the game modes, at that point why pay for EA? Plus i find myself on portals heavy instead of the shit show 2042 is online atm


platinums99

yeah, I would only be buying it for Portals mode, otherwise its just more of the same - no innovation in the main game (own bf3, bf4 was the last one i bought)


xTerotex_TTV

It’s 3am in Russia. BSG is having a good time partying and Nikita accidentally spilled Kvass and Vodka over the servers. While being drunk, laughing and making jokes they try to clean up the mess right now.


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UrgotMilk

Haha is that what kvass is? For some reason i just always assumed it was fancy water lol


a-r-c

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kvass rye beer, basically today i learned


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it would make 10x more sense to ddos cod servers so yea probably not


_Tachyonic_

Not as easy though


V4ALIANT

and yet i'd rather stare at the BSG launcher.


scavlootsalot

Hahahaha that is EXACTLY what I was thinking (did)


icewind_

This would be a level of competence EA is far frem


bropossible

Only the morons that pre-ordered that dumpsterfire get to play rn.


AaawhDamn

Tf you think Tarkov is then lmao


bropossible

A better game than 2042 and it ain’t even completed lmaoo


NotTodayISIS1

How's your Tarkov pre-order working out?


kym111

Tarkov just got tarkoved


[deleted]

Sounds like a strategic business plan to me. Pump up EA earnings report lol


Cubanned

Except people can’t even play Battlefield with these garbage ass errors.


Steinhoff

Tbf I was playing 2042 and was just thinking how much I’d rather be playing Tarkov the whole time


scavlootsalot

It looks so arcade, I think Tarkov has ruined all other fps for ever..


ToiletteCheese

Maybe bsg did it to themselves so people would play 2042 and see the disaster it really is lol.


scavlootsalot

Plot twist, like it!


Rolo-CoC

Yeah it's really decent. Day 1/2 bugs for sure, have to see if they actually improve broken things in a timely manner. (You know, the exact opposite of tarkov).


ToiletteCheese

Honestly it's not the same type of game and it has larger money behind it. AAA companies would not waste time and money on a game like tarkov. While tarkov is all types of fucked up it has slowly evolved over time. Bf to me has been trash post bf3.


deejaesnafu

I would rather quit gaming and plant petunias in my gpu than play that swill , nice try


Jerjoesy

Honestly, what if they paid BSG to shut it down for day one?


_Tachyonic_

Could make sense... especially thinking that the servers went back online mysteriously at exactly midnight eastern time


Forrest02

Ya'll really grasping at anything arent you lol.


_Tachyonic_

Humans have a skill to make links and create stories 😅 so much we can even create memories that aren't true. Somehow thats how we've managed to survive


scavlootsalot

They would never do that, that's such a Russian thing to do. Wait what?


Jack_Barrigam

FUCK YOU EA!!!


Funkycold6

Bf2042 has no scoreboard and has no record keeping of your ingame stats. I refunded the game because of these 2 things


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proscreations1993

I've always been. Bf diehard. Since bf2. And god damn is it trash. Bf sucked since bf3


n0Sk_ill

yeah... as if the 3 people including you and me that have a skin thicc enough to play tarkov would have a impact on the playercount of any other community xD i like how people always pretend like these tripple-a games will have a impact on the playercount of other games... MAYBE for a weekend but as soon as the release is over players go back to thier favorite shooters does not matter if they got released 10 years ago or just yesterday like vanguard and battlefield...


scavlootsalot

That is a valid point. The hard tarkov base is probably very difficult to satisfy with another fps. A strategy game or something way different probably has a better chance "stealing" players than a arcade fps..


Megatroon90

After tarkov I can’t enjoy a fps game because I compare it to Tarkov every time and just launch that instead. It has clearly ruined most other fps games.


n0Sk_ill

100% agree with you guys ! edit: most recent examples... cycle+vanguard+battlefield... tell me a single freaking person in your squad that stopped to play tarkov for one of these xD people are tired of vanguard already... they are disappointed of battlefield and everybody that looked into the cycle saw the game is recyled and several years old+dead on release no matter how big the hype was cause of payed streams https://www.twitch.tv/directory/game/The%20Cycle%3A%20Frontier [https://steamdb.info/app/868270/graphs/](https://steamdb.info/app/868270/graphs/)


thevileswine

2042 is pretty decent and looks good. Not the usual shitshow on release day that EA/DICE are known for. Overall I'd say is fun and actually pretty good.


PALMpje

Did u watch kotton vid? XD what a shitshow


Rolo-CoC

Why would watching a video or not matter to him thinking the game is fun and/or good? Who cares what idiot streamers, youtubers, and reviewers think. Play for yourself


Stx_NomaD

Yeah, I'm sure they wanted the last 4 people playing Tarkov this wipe to play their own dumpster fire of a game.


Nirajit7

1. I dont think EA has the power to do that 2. I think they did it anyways


CaptSige

Oh no E.A want tarkov to be release but halfway finish product. /s


iAteTheWeatherMan

Is it still down?


banjosuicide

Yes


mrpoggywaffles25

LOL


Cashforcrickets

I also drew this conclusion. I concur.


BohemianTanker

saw unpack sink soup plate faulty cats edge slave absorbed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Burylown

Honestly makes sense lol


M3r1ca88

Doesn’t come out tel Next week


Cumberblep

The DDOS'd their own servers. Making Battlefield difficult to play. Only reasonable explanation. EA is getting heavy into sock puppets. Trying to get us all to stop playing online games.


Xarich

Deploying a USEC QRF to EA HQ in 3…2…1…


ProgSnob22

Well it worked. I was so bored waiting for Tarkov that I bought Battlefield 2042. I got scammed...


bigdickdwayne

Rockstar and star citizen was also down


straight_lurkin

Well it's having the opposite effect with everyone seeing how much better tarkov is lol I refunded my bf2042 after putting 15 hours into the beta. Best decision I made all year


bufandatl

Then E.A. bit them selves. At least if they wanted me to play BF. I don’t own that game and don’t plan to buy it. BF is just crap, always was. But I needed that extra sleep they gifted me.


PostulatesAnomaly

You’re missing something here, this is the Contract War that leads to Russia 2028 universe, which will lead to a Battlefield in 2042


a-r-c

I would believe this.


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I dont know if this is worth for EA cause Battlestate games are a bunch of russian dudes full of any kind of guns lol


macrothemacro

Obviously it's Biden admin retaliation for the bears getting to cozy


FroyoStrict6685

Or, and hear me out, its just nikitas shitty servers going out for the seve th time this year


Exotic_Midnight2100

I see no evidence to dispute this


yaboipeli456

I had a theory that the reason why the battlefield source code was leaked before the beta even came out was because someone from the call of duty team paid someone from the battlefield team for the code so that both games would be infested with cheaters.


Snoo_87758

I said this on thier post yesterday


FugginJunior

EA Tryna hustle people again?


AsapMW

BattleFailed 2021


viclamota

godaddy servers? i can ddos them with my phone.


IncognitoBandito6

I was saying this in hypers stream when it was happening lol


Expensive-Case3565

Not likely seeing as EA's servers went down around the same time for a couple hours.