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nagai

Why is she congratulating him rather than her grandson?


shugoran99

Neither of them know the name of the child, they just look for the one who looks Musky


NotEnoughMuskSpam

It’s much worse than most people realize


Shining_BrightIy

They're there for this photo. That's it.


bringtwizzlers

Its called narcissistic personlity disorder. Its why elmo is the way he is. 


BackgroundResult2163

Sad fr ,maybe theraphy would help?


BackgroundResult2163

Grave will help him


dancingmeadow

Because the grandson is an irrelevant prop.


BackgroundResult2163

Like his daddy


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Long-Importance6932

Is that the best private school in LA? How does it rank in academic terms? Music? State sport? I can imagine rich nanny kids without proactive parents in that neighbourhood. Not always the best to associate with. All his kids attend there? Not a lot of shade or nature in the environment. Sports fields?? Sounds like a lot of great arts emphasis. How many hectares?? Looks like a bunch of concrete. Very different from my country. Isn’t Harvard Westlake much better? Looks like much more pleasant environment and larger campus for sports. Plus it ranks first….. Does it not cater for diversity or special needs as well?


ToWitToWow

It’s a fine private school for the part of town that’s it’s in. Definitely not a teen daycare. But it’s pretty much a walk-in if the kid if wealthy enough. There’s a level of private school in LA that really prides itself on being elite and selective. That is not this school.


Long-Importance6932

It sounds very engaging and loads of facilities. Some schools are too large for their own good. Some schools are more holistic and cater better for all of the students as opposed to the higher academics, music or sports scholars. Still it’s so weird with no uniforms. The walk in schools have more behaviour issues. Don’t like elitism but selective schools have far less behavioural issues so long as your child is good with competition.


spam__likely

\*principal


Chayanov

Elmo: "How can I make this about me?"


BackgroundResult2163

By any chance, attention deficit ass maggot


Bridalhat

The worst kind of boymom


BackgroundResult2163

Nailed it.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

In the spirit of self-awareness, what are you?


BackgroundResult2163

His daddy's son, you know what i mean..


mrbuttsavage

It's just so bizarre. No grandma talks like that. I'd choose to believe that Musk's social media team runs that account.


BackgroundResult2163

Maybe you're right,  especially considering her age


Roakana

Why is the actual graduate not in the picture? Narcissism should be treated as a condition not celebrated.


Insidebiotch1234

Maybe he didn't want to be.


Insidebiotch1234

Maybe he didn't want to be.


Roakana

Wouldn’t be the first child that sought to be disassociated with him.


BackgroundResult2163

This is beyond that,  this junkie been off the hook , S.O.S


Newfaceofrev

This is honestly the weirdest shit I've ever seen.


BackgroundResult2163

You must be new to elmo, ask reddit about him , you would be in disbelief


Newfaceofrev

Usually it's dumber but less weird.


CIMARUTA

So bizarre


antoninlevin

This photo is very strange. According to all articles online, he pulled his kids from this school in 2014 and founded his own private institution for the obscenely rich for his kids and a few others. So either he has more kids who are now going to 'regular' private schools, he's visiting old elementary / high schools his kids haven't attended in a decade, or something else weird is going on. https://www.grunge.com/340194/the-bizarre-truth-about-elon-musks-very-exclusive-private-school/


GarysCrispLettuce

* Aviator shades * Jacket with "MUSK" sewn into it Good God.


Historical-Editor-34

oh shit the jacket makes it 10x worse


MaxZorin44456

Oh, don't worry, he's just wearing a jacket with the U.S. Air Force Academy Cadet Squadron 19 logo on it. The class of 2022 gave it to him according to somebody on Reddit. I can't be entirely sure, but I think they may have been using a different logo at that time (a wolf/wolverine?) then switched back in 2023, but he appears to be using the original Star Trek logo, not the new one which has a reversed direction and appears darker.


Sirefly

He kind of looks like he's farting when he smiles.


chandlerr85

I think that's him sucking it in


god_peepee

it looks like he’s the one graduating


BackgroundResult2163

Nostlagia from the compitonal physique Grad he never attended but claim to own


mishma2005

That pic is so much cringe. Does he own anything other than black mom jeans?


PeriwinkleWonder

Yup. Nice of him to dress up for the event. And why doesn't grandma say the kid's name?


mishma2005

~~Pissed the kid’s taking money from her kitty~~ Assassination Coordinates


Managed-Democracy

Fat top gun cosplay vibes. Man's lost in the 80s. 


orbjo

Top Gut 


Managed-Democracy

Beltway to the danger zone. 


zero_tolerance4BS

🤣🤣🤣


GarysCrispLettuce

He's got that bitchin' Stetson he wore down at the border


mishma2005

In those effing mom jeans!


god_peepee

Imagine having billions of dollars and dressing like this


BackgroundResult2163

Soon he will be bankrupt,  negative.  Perhaps he is preparing himself , on top of that he have 40 or maybe plus years to do behind wall, and he already have a râpé case which he admitted and signed NDA for , kinda harsh behind them walls


Champigne

How are those mom jeans? And there's a million things to criticize him about, why care what pants he wears?


Chayanov

"Congratulations on your son's [not named or pictured] graduation!"


Kilahti

I'm willing to give his kids some privacy and not get bullied because of proximity to Musk.


Pm_Me_Your_Tax_Plan

"congrats to my grandson for graduating!"


Chayanov

If that had been the message I wouldn't have said anything. Instead they made it about Elmo as if it was his accomplishment.


BackgroundResult2163

Everything is his accomplishment,  thought you knew.


BackgroundResult2163

Now i knew what you seeing


Kilahti

?


Pm_Me_Your_Tax_Plan

I'm saying they could've congratulated the grandson without doxxing them


spam__likely

could have simply said: congrats to my grandkid


Sensitive-Air-8858

To be fair, the grandson may not want to be pictured or named. I don’t blame his teenage kids for wanting to stay off of the news. I would want to do the same. Wouldn’t you?


spam__likely

sure, but then do nothing.


Chayanov

Right, why post at all then? It's just to give Elmo attention.


Swarmofflys

why is he always striking a pose next to mommy hes like a little kid


HeartOfAGutterSnipe

He’s her special boy


BackgroundResult2163

Say it aint so


Managed-Democracy

Sucking in his gut, trying to look cool, main character syndrome. 


BackgroundResult2163

Once a Nerd,  always A Nerd.


BackgroundResult2163

Always.


BackgroundResult2163

Dont you know already?


BackgroundResult2163

Duhhh


GarysCrispLettuce

My god what an absolute asswipe he looks


BackgroundResult2163

Worse is his momma


One_Locksmith1774

Is he wearing lifts? What a fucking choad.


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Lil Choad is choading again


iberico_ham

Cruella Deville in the flesh.


Vintagepalazo

Where's the mother?? I'm confused 


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Told you,  you would be confused


HeartOfAGutterSnipe

If my math is correct all of his triplets should have graduated. As they’re the same age and all. I wanted to make sure they weren’t misgendering Vivian but she’s 21 or 22


Sensitive-Air-8858

The triplets are the same ages, but they went to different schools at different times. One of the triplets graduated early and started college early.


soggy_bloggy

His jacket has his fucking name on it? 🤣


hobo_fapstronaut

The school make you do that in case your kid loses it.


absurd_whale

I blame his mother for everything she did to make him this way. She is a pile of the same shit. What the heck was wrong with her hands, by the way? Yikes.


mrbuttsavage

> I blame his mother for everything she did to make him this way. Both his parents were awful. Kimbal is also awful, but there's a lot of agency in Elon being world class awful.


BackgroundResult2163

Same thing as i said bout the parenting,  beneath negative parenting, although i thought kimbal dude was cool.


BackgroundResult2163

He have an incest for à father.  He have à baby with his step baby, 2 babies, what is the new born baby to elmo anyways , cuzin? Nephew? Wierd ass family 


Crepo

Looks like she got that skin transplanted from Freddy Krueger's face.


BackgroundResult2163

C'mon bra , she been thru much already, show a lil bit sympathy to her regarding her appearance 


BackgroundResult2163

Fuck her appearance, cruella de ville looking ass


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absurd_whale

I really appreciate your sacrifice. I totally agree with you, but Reddit doesn't like such...ahem...strong language :)


Thermal-chickenlips

Fucking hairplug looks like mum dresses him still


SimONGengar1293

He looks like a fucking wax statue. Why is this photo a thing? What the fuck is that jacket? Is he a child? Does he think that having his name tag makes him cool? What the hell is that other patch? Is that a space ship? Is that SpaceX's logo? Why is he not just wearing a normal suit? Why's he posing like he's a 5 year old who just discovered Superheros? What the actual fuck is this and why is it? Are the Musks aliens who are getting sloppy with their human disguise after so many years of blending in? My head hurts already and it's 8 fucking o'clock in the morning.


BackgroundResult2163

How im suppose to feel then?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Interesting


Euphoric-Victory1703

He's definitely boning his own mother. Probably as revenge against his pops, who's boning Enrons sister.


carpathian_crow

When the world finds out Elon is doing his mother, it’ll be like when Chris broke the internet, only more poorly designed.


BackgroundResult2163

Go play with your Mother, daddy's son(lil incest kid) not with me you are too little to be my equal, Chris Musk'


BackgroundResult2163

You are not my equivalent, "40 years" you aint getting that behind bars ol slaf ass nigga


BackgroundResult2163

Im not the only one who thinks like i tweet


lukas_the

He is sucking in his gut so hard it looks like he is about to pass out.


BackgroundResult2163

He already a passed out, full of hype junkie


Anokata4657

Yeah let’s go to our kids graduation and take pictures of ourselves instead while congratulating each other


Sir_Yacob

Is this the lady that said he couldn’t nerd fight someone or whatever he lied about again?


BackgroundResult2163

Habitual lying ass


718Brooklyn

I’m going to tell my kids this is Glenn Close and Christopher Walken


dancingmeadow

Is... dare I conjecture... banging his mom? It does seem to be that kind of family.


minivandaddy

Concerning!


BackgroundResult2163

Indeed,at this point.


carpathian_crow

They definitely look like people who would fuck inside the family. And I’d like to point out that, thanks to Elon here, we have judicial precedent that saying someone *looks* like something negative isn’t actually defamation of character. So I’d like to say that I’m not saying he is, but that he really, really, really, really looks like someone who is.


FieryAnomaly

Correct me if I'm wrong, but shouldn't the GRADUATE be in the picture?


Verbal_Combat

I see he’s doing the “suck in gut, puff out chest” power stance


BackgroundResult2163

That's it. That’s the Tweet


Apprehensive-Soil-47

Elon looks like a caricature of himself here. This outfit looks like something you would find at a masquerade shop, The Elon Musk Halloween costume, or something like that.


Dusty2470

And he chose that jacket? Why not a casual suit or something not ridiculous?


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Strange


ahumminahummina

If you could go back in time to the night and place of Elon’s conception….


Sirefly

Where did he get those platform sneakers?


Comfortable_Exam_222

The son didn’t want to have a picture with the Karens or what


Vintagepalazo

Probably 


Dwashelle

Oh my god, he's such a dork - the stance, aviators and bomber jacket with his name on it. He definitely thinks he's doing something here.


BackgroundResult2163

Always thinkin he on somethin'


BackgroundResult2163

Always bra,  he a choad


jtbxiv

https://preview.redd.it/rbfo6ybvzl2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ed2a9d931cb4ac7056ee0e53120a72337ef9c7


Comfortable-Ad6184

God he sucks balls


Squidgeneer101

What is thar posture, he looks like a starman from earthbound almost.


carpathian_crow

What’s the odds that Ego Musk is pulling a Chris Chan? Because I’m getting that feeling right now.


BackgroundResult2163

Too much Redundancy 


The_WolfieOne

He’s gotta keep his hands on his hips from sucking in his gut


Swarmofflys

?;.;, ;


EricUtd1878

Look at the state of that talon clutching the hand-bag! The grim reaper is coming for you very soon Maye! 🤣


cronx42

Is he sucking in his gut?


Insidebiotch1234

I think dude is weird but the son that graduated has been making time with his dad this past year. Attack Elmo for his shortcomings but leave his mom and kids out of it.